#desshaun

[schroedingers-faggot]

screaming and crying and writhing in the horrors cause I thought ShaunDes would be a fun ship 'cause of Shaun's stupid banter in ACIII

BUT THEN FANFICS CONFRONT ME WITH THE MOST HEARTBREAKING FUCKING SPOILERS AND I JUST HAVE TO LIVE WITH THAT

[rotp-on-ao3]

guys. tumblr finally rotted my brain enough, that i yelled, "Oh! You leave it there?!? OH! JAIL FOR YOU! JAIL FOR A THOUSAND YEARS!" at the end of a fic.

it was like second nature. send help.

(If you want to read the fic that provoked such a reaction, it's Ghost by Yobotica on AO3. {Here's a link!} It is an Assassin's Creed, pre-DesShaun fic, so if that alone sells you, great! But honestly, for the concept alone, you should read it anyway. It was a brilliant read.)

[tali-zorahs]

“Ugh, alright.” Desmond rolled his eyes fondly. “To make up for my intense denseness, I’m gonna make you heart shaped pancakes for Valentine’s day.”

“Sap.” Shaun grasped his t-shirt with his free hand and pulled him in.

Desmond gave him another short kiss, “You haven’t seen anything yet.”

Which could have been a much sweeter moment, only if someone had manners.

“I need to go to a hardware store. Do you want any- Oh my God!”

Desmond jumped, probably at the shrill scream which the likes of he had never heard from Rebecca before. Shaun buried his head on Desmond’s shoulder to hide his blush. Rebecca already was going to needle him with I told you so, she didn’t need more material.

“We don’t want anything.” He mumbled into Desmond’s shoulder.

“I’m going to get you condoms.” She slammed the door closed.

chapter eight of “detour (to your new life)” by ArcadeGhostAdventurer

this fic is absolutely delightful

[crispywisp]

your kazumaji art is so cute and hilarious, i love it

thanks!

[freakyfractals]

I am litterally bored out of my mind. And I kinda feel like writing some fanfiction. Anybody wonna give me some AC prompts?Preferably DesShaun or Altmal but side pairings are welcome too. :)

(also i haven't played past AC3 soooo)

[rk1kincorrect]

HOW COULD U FORGET TH E BEST ONES

A wonderful convo @rk1kincorrect and I had <3

[elfmoss]

7 and 8?

7. Which fashion trends did you love?

uhh i dont rly pay attention to like popular fashion, i mostly go off what i see on tumblr and on the street lol but i did like how many ppl in crop tops i saw when summer came, i liked the holographic clothes n bags, i like that new mens look thats like undercuts/top knots, flannel, work boots etc BUT only when lesbians are wearing it lol. uhh i also like big round frames for glasses

8. Which fashion trends did you hate?

i dont really care what other ppl wear but im not crazy about rose gold being everywhere and on everything, i think its kinda neat in small amounts but i just saw too much of it this year i guess

end of the year meme!!

[lestrine]

“Stay”

[lupines-slash-recs]

Canon: Assassin's Creed Pairing: Ezio Auditore da Firenze/Leonardo da Vinci; Desmond Miles/Shaun Hastings Rating: Mature [R] Word Count: 4,302 Summary: "You know, you're not quite as intolerable as I initially thought, and if you weren't averse to repeating this with say, no clothes for example, or in a bed - though the wall is good - I would be open to such a suggestion..."

Rec: Nothing like getting residual gay feelings from your long dead ancestor, and getting laid in the bargain.

[madhatters-hats]

Newest Headcanon because I refuse to fucking believe that spoiler Desmond is dead:

He’s not and you actually play as him for the whole of Black Flag, he’s just had his hair bleached blond and wears massive hipster glasses, and tight jeans with a tight fitting dress shirt in contrast to his usual hoodie. He’s not ‘a natural’ with the Animus, he’s just used more often than anyone of the other employees.

So one day he casually goes down to get Shaun’s godawful coffee and actually stops to stare at the new barista.

‘Anything I can help you with, mate? Because you ain’t getting any money back if the coffee doesn’t suit you.’

And Desmond just stands there and grins a little. 'You know, I’m hurt, Shaun. I know I wasn’t your favourite person but you could’ve at least remembered my face.’

And Shaun lets his cloth fall, mouth falling open, hands starting to shake a little while he realizes who stands in front of him. Desmond just winks and let’s his eyes wander to the nearest restroom, that he knows has no security cameras. He walks there and waits, knowing full well Shaun will follow him in reasonable time.

After two minutes Shaun walks in casually, but his hands are still shaking in the slightest and when he sees Desmond leaning up against the wall on the far right, he lungs forward. Desmond flinches, awaiting the punch but suddenly finds himself with a handful of snarky Brit, shaking like a leaf in a storm.

'You stupid, fucking git! We thought you were dead! We’ve seen the footage of your autopsy, how the fuck are you here?’

So Desmond explains. Explains that Minerva couldn’t let him die so she created a duplicate of his body, while hiding his real one nearby. How she fixed his hand although it’s still slightly darker than the rest of his skin, still burned. How he learned that Shaun and Rebecca went undercover for Abstergo and his father left to his own Assassin bureau to see where he can help there.

How he actually bleached his hair blond, almost ginger, almost like Shaun’s hair and prepared glasses with normal window glass. All to get back into it. All to continue his mission, his destiny. To destroy the Templars from within.

Shaun just stays there, in his arms, hugging him as tight as he can and slowly stops shaking.

'Fuck, you have no idea how glad I am to see your stupid dense self alive.’

And Desmond chuckles, holding the Brit just as tightly. 'Thanks, buddy. I’ve missed you, too.’

[shrimp-gender]

The database entry on Mrs Disraeli’s dog was what finally sold me 100% on Desmond/shaun

[tali-zorahs]

arrives to the assassin’s creed fandom ten years late with starbucks and old ships hi y’all

[freakyfractals]

Go read my newest fanfic! 🌻

[galaxyunicorn]

Don't reblog, take a screenshot and re-post it, but tag it with all your OTP's

[elfmoss]

desshaun replied to your post: 11 hours to get mercy’s winged victory skin lads....

wanna queue? i still need lucios skin

sure! im elfmoss#2159 on pc, currently on NA 

[i-am-jano-shipper]

Random question, but do you have any other AC ships other than Jano? Maybe ConHayth or DesShaun, idk.

I have Shesmond (5%)