#dessert preferences

[voguegenics]

National Dessert Day: Life is Sweet, So Let’s Eat! 🍰🍪🍫

🎂🍪 Happy National Dessert Day! 🍦 Dive into the sweet side of life by finding your dessert personality. Are you more of a cupcake connoisseur or a cheesecake charmer? 🧁 Let’s dig in and see what your cravings say about you! 🍰 #NationalDessertDay

Today, my fellow sweet tooth warriors, is a day to un-apologetically indulge in the most delicious, sugary, calorie-laden, happiness-inducing creations known to humanity. Yes, you guessed it—National Dessert Day has arrived! 🎉 Forget about counting calories, because on this day, calories simply don’t count. It’s a fact. (Okay, maybe not scientifically, but definitely spiritually.) Whether you’re…

[acoustic-crayons]

He's here to turn in the Wanted Dead or Alive Bounty(dead) and even brought some flowers as well, much to his brother's embarrassment

Hickory could've gone without seeing his brother's strange attempts to flirt.

[searenbound]

You know? All of the wind breaker boys strike me as the types to get unreasonably horny over you in your old raggedy comfy house clothes vs lingerie.

Like it’s nice and sexy when you do wear it but that’s not what you were wearing when he was trying to make you parents

[ancient-day]

Heartbreaking! Goro Akechi doesn’t love or hate sweets, but a secret third thing (pleasantly neutral)

[nanmo-wakaran]

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[taylortruther]

if you are allergic or don't eat nuts then this poll is not for you sorry

[dokidokistart]

mr tsunoda goes to the desert stickers

[aspecbuddie]

just remembered I told my stepmum 'I'm not really a fruity person' the other day and had to stop myself from laughing because I'm not out to her

[cruesuffix]

What would kick eat for breakfast

And would he drink water

bars of soap, and maybe shampoo as a drink would be an ideal breakfast for mick, who has an innate sweet tooth (different types of soap have different tastes for him, example: a pink bar of soap has a sort of strawberry cheesecake flavour. The shampoo tastes exactly how it smells, so if it’s a strawberry-kiwi smell that’s exactly what it tastes like as well). the bars of soap also provide him with a good crunch, and the shampoo has an almost smooth syrupy texture that he really enjoys. not only are these inedible objects tasty, but the texture is also something mick enjoys a lot. it’s one of the reasons why he can’t really get into human food, the textures are just way too inconsistent and feel like mush.

and, yes he has drunk water before. seeing as there has been water on mars at some point, i feel like he was born back when it was still there. but the water on mars is different than the water on earth. earth water is disgusting to him, he finds there’s no taste to it and it kinda grosses him out. taste is something very important to mick, if he has to eat something it better be good. water isn’t one of them so he doesn’t drink it often. unless the boys get on his case about drinking some (like if he’s really wasted they’ll force him to drink water so he doesn’t get too sick), he’s not drinking it.

[sysig]

Grump and not so grump (Patreon)

[medicinemane]

You know, looking at a diet soda can it occurs to me that it might not be so wretched to me if the cans weren't so unpleasant

Like we know that things like color play a role in how our brain perceives things, and I realized looking at the can that they're always this bland but at the same time nasty looking silver and it just... it looks foul and I think that compounds with the fact that I also just plain don't like diet soda

My point here isn't to say anyone else shouldn't like diet soda, just how I never realized how much of an impact the can has on me not liking it... there's just something offputting about it to me

[weenhands]

i’m gonna be making three things this week

[asktheheirofslytherin]

What sweets do you like then? Besides yorkshire pudding

How did you know about - I suppose I have disclosed that on here before.

Fruit tarts are pleasing. As are semi sweet baked goods with nuts and dried fruits. Cakes are too sweet, but an otherwise plain or savory bread makes a perfect base.

[thisthat-ortheother]

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[coldflasher]

currently one week into a two-week stay with a terrible relative who needed help recovering from an operation and because i'm the only competent adult who was willing to do it (my dad literally lives with her but is both incompetent and unwilling) and i just. do not know how much more of this i can tolerate

she has the most TERRIBLE opinions and every morning when i sit down she'll just say something AWFUL and i have no choice but to respond because how on earth can you sit and listen to someone say something so repugnant and NOT say something. the one good thing i can say about her is that she isn't a tory but every other terrible evil little box you could tick, she probably fits it

i'm sure you're wondering, quite fairly, why i have even come here knowing this is the case. just to clarify, she has NEVER been this overtly awful before. like don't get me wrong, i knew she had some questionable opinions and i've butted heads with her about her views before but it's never been on this level. i think that now i'm an adult she feels free to go full mask off with everything and i'm like listen i'm usually in favour of unmasking but in this case can you put that shit back on, right the fuck now, preferably with superglue. and then apply said superglue to your mouth

the only reason i haven't just fucking walked out already is because my brother is coming down here on wednesday to see her for the first time since he started on testosterone, and i am genuinely concerned about how this woman will react because like. i'm sure saying she's also a transphobe will come as a shock to no one and for obvious reasons no one has told her... but when she actually sees him and hears him speak in person i feel like she's going to you know. catch on. fairly quickly. and i need to be here so i can back him up against the potential fallout and so i can get him out if things turn nasty. like it's not that i think she'd be able to DO anything, she's an old woman and she's just had surgery, but like. i'm obviously not gonna leave my brother to deal with that shit by himself

but yeah every minute i spend here is slowly crushing my soul to powder and making me feel unwell at the idea that there are real people who fucking think like this. and not only do they think it but they're willing to SAY IT and think it's a normal fucking thing to believe!!! and then when i go "what the fuck is wrong with you" and argue back she acts like there's something wrong with ME!!!! LIKE I'M THE BAD PERSON??? HUHHHHHHH???