#demon kim

[live-from-flaturn]

"What do you MEAN that's now how it works!?"

Oh babe you get me. You understood the assignment and I love you. Kissing you directly on the brain.

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Chay is utterly confounded by his current situation. He isn't sure how this happened, but it's one of those things that "might as well happen", you know? Like at this point his life can't get any fucking weirder or more complicated (or so he'd thought).

"So, who and what are you?"

"I am Kimhan, of course. You summoned me, didn't you?"

"No... I sneezed."

"You sneezed a summoning spell for one of the most powerful Demons of the Twelve Hells."

"There's twelve?!"

"Yes, there are. But that's- That's not really the point, now is it?"

"Oh right. Demon summoning sneeze and all that. Uhm, well, I don't have any quest for you or anything so you can just go home, right?"

"That's not at all how this works."

"What do you MEAN that's not how it works?! You're a demon, I summoned you by accident but don't need your magical woo-woo powers or anything, and now you can go home!"

"Why don't you ask what my powers are before you dismiss me so easily?"

Chay really cannot believe the kind of day he's having. "Okay, Kimhan, what kind of demon are you?"

"I can't leave until we make an even exchange. Something of yours for something of mine."

Chay cocks his head to the side.

"A kiss."

"What?"

"A kiss. You can have my first kiss and I can have yours, right? I'm guessing this isn't something a summoner has asked you before."

"You'd be correct in that assumption, mortal."

"Chay! You can call me Chay."

"It's not very intelligent to give your name to demons, silly thing."

"It's not very intelligent to make your summoning spell sound like a loud sneeze."

"...A kiss it is."

TWO WEEKS LATER

"Fuck!" Chay almost drops his favorite pyrex bowl on the kitchen tile and shatters them both. "What the fuck are you doing back here?"

Kim stands sheepishly in the center of his living room, the tilted angle of his dark curled horns somehow expressing distress. "I have recently been informed that first kisses exchanged in the context of soul deals are rather uh... binding?"

"Are you telling me that we're basically demon married?"

Kim nods sheepishly,

"Porsche is going to fucking kill me."

[hehearse]

[nanaparkerandtina]

I think the resolution is a little bad because of some problem but i love this scene with my whole life

[kath-trashh]

thought too hard and cried a little bit

[aeon-uriel]

not pictured here: everyone else having a collective mental breakdown

[koifoxes]

a constellation like no other

[macaronijail06]

End Scene

[lutzlig]

188:35 / The 73rd Demon King, VII - "Let's meet again, Yoo Jonghyuk."

canon version under cut

every time bro has an emotional moment with his wall on i see this face in my brain

and everytime we kiss i swear dokja dies🔥👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨

[khachalala]

Up we go.

[jomeimei421]

Everyone, wake up! Do you remember how to kill a demon king?

[plumilia]

gekkan shoujo uriel-chan doing what she does best!!!

(based on the tomoda!!! scene from gekkan shoujo nozaki-kun)

[mandragoraeart]

“Forget the dog… Beware of owner.”

Free for personal use; repost on other sites with credits

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Randomly had the urge to do some fanart for orv recently.

Originally did it in colour then realised a black and white version would be cool too.

[auuwmk]

[orphiclovers]

say hello to babygirl from the webtoon

[nonexistentirl]

White Star : *a reincarnator who has lived and died for a thousand years, has multiple ancient powers, and the backing of a God and maybe the demonic race*

Cale: you motherfucker, I'm gonna fuck you up *bitch slaps him, hits him with a rock, stabs him with a tree root*

Sealed God: *a literal God*

Cale: I don't like you so you're going down *seals him in a book*

Hunters: *dangerous entities who orchestrated the almost successful domination of the world twice while remaining completely hidden, ruling over several worlds*

Cale: why did you destroy my hyung-nim's house? *casually orchestrates their downfall one after another, causing the demise of one household after another in less than a few months*

Dragons: *dragon fear activated*

Cale: ahhahahahaha! Dragons! Dragons everywhere! *activates dominating aura*

Ron: *looks at him with whatever expression*

Cale: *flinch* did I do something to offend him? Why's he looking at me like that?

[thatuselesshuman]

I am entirely 100% normal about the fact that the next orv webtoon chapter is the kdj being a sacrificial bitch chapter