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[kirstenonic05]

WAIT YOU HAVE A MER JOSEPH AU LOL

Have you written any of it yet?

Yeah! I have! I'll put what I have so far under the cut, but beware! It's unedited and terribly put together! And I also don't know much about lifeguards and am using google so bear with me! (The ~ means I skipped and haven't finished writing that section, I'll finish writing this someday! Maybe! Hopefully...)

It was a normal day for Caesar. A chill one, at that. Since it was winter, there were not many families out on the beach during Caesar's lifeguard shift. Suzi was next to him, keeping a look out on the waves. Seagulls cawed in the sky, their normal bickering as they swept up seafood with their bills.

In all honesty, Caesar could fall asleep right there. It wasn't like there was anyone at the beach.

The caws of the gulls suddenly turned into violent screeches. It was then followed by the shouts of angry men, approaching from far away. That was enough to get Caesar to jump off of the pole he was leaning on. He turned to Suzi, who turned to him. That wasn't good.

Hastily, the duo dashed down towards the water's edge. There, they saw the shapes of boats on the horizon. Huge, menacing shapes, like sharks across the sea.

And they were chasing something. Something with a tail, a shining, green tail. Possibly of a huge fish, or even dolphin. A rare one, at that. It wasn't everybody you saw a green tail of dolphin size.

"Poachers," Caesar stated coldly. They had to be. This wasn't the first time they chased a whale all the way to shore.

"After them!" Suzi shouted, running on ahead. Caesar nodded, following close behind.

The shouting from the poachers turned to screams of warning. Caesar braced himself. "Go away! My friend's already on the phone with the police, so you better run!"

Caesar would love to engage in combat, an attempt to finally get those poachers in jail once and for all, but they had a sea creature to look after. A beached whale only had minutes to live.

Suzi, having held her paddle board all the way to the beach, raised it above her head, ready to throw it.

Whether the threats of being caught by the police or Suzi's paddleboard scared the poachers off, Caesar didn't know. What he did know was that the poachers, after a minute of stalling, gave up. Hopefully they were unable to catch whatever they were going for.

"Good riddance," Caesar said, before turning to the last place he saw that green tail. "Now we have to see whatever they were hunting."

"I'll get the stretcher!" Suzi saluted. Caesar didn't even get a chance to respond before she ran off towards the land.

Instead, he followed the coast, weaving between the rocks he knew so well. Soon, a type of whining could be heard, along with small squeaks. One that sounded like a dolphin out of water, except... different. Deeper, but only slightly. Too slow to be a dolphins. More like whines than squeaks.

Finally, something came into view. From behind a rock Caesar could see that brilliant, green tail. Well, it was no wonder the poachers were after this creature.

Carefully, Caesar stepped around the rock. His eyes followed the tail upwards. Wait, that was...

The tail continued up before speckling into tan skin. Human skin. With two, muscly arms. And a further look at its head revealed brown, spiky hair. That was no fish.

That was a mermaid.

Caesar took a second to process this information. Mermaids didn't exist, right?! Yet, what was this in front of him?!

Not knowing what to say, Caesar approached carefully. "Are you ok?"

The mermaid turned to him. Its eyes were a mix between green and blue, shimmering like a paua shell.

The mermaid gasped, before its whines shifted into aggressive growls. It scraped at the sand around it with its hands before thrashing its tail wildly. It was distressed, Caesar realised.

Caesar spread his hands out and crouched in an attempt to make himself less threatening. "Calm down! We're here to help you."

Despite the peaceful notions, the mermaid simply stared at him with wide, almost fearful eyes. It looked as if it was trying to swim away, just that it was on land. Its glistening eyes started to grow frustrated.

Carefully, Caesar crept closer to the mythical beast. However, the moment he took a step forward, the mermaid seemed to hiss at him. Maybe that wasn't the best idea.

To his luck, Suzi came running down from the rocks. "I got the stretcher-!"

Her voice cut out. Caesar looked up, only to catch her ocean blue eyes wide as they watched the mermaid.

"Suzi-"

"THE POOR THING!" She exclaimed, hurrying down the rocks.

~

From that day on, Caesar always had the feeling he was being watched. Gazes out to the sea were met with spiky brown hair and seafoam green eyes. In a second they would disappear in a splash of white foam.

Caesar always kept an eye out for these encounters. And it turned out Suzi did, too. Whenever she saw hints of the mermaid, or merman, as Suzi, she would instantly report back to Caesar. He found it odd that it was just the one merman (Wait, what if he was the only one of his kind?), who showed up everyday without fail.

Caesar looked out towards the sea again. His shift was almost over, as the sun started to sink under the horizon. Since Summer was ending in a few days, less and less visitors went to the beach. Caesar felt a cold chill rush past his body. Well, at least it meant less people to watch.

"Hey! Over here!"

An unknown, male voice. Caesar whipped his head towards the sound. That was coming from the water! Without even waiting for Suzi, he bolted towards the seaside. Without pause he hefted up his throw bag and rescue tube from the side of his station. He kicked up sand as he went, and as soon as he reached the water he flung his jandals across the shore.

"Woah, wait, chill!"

Right as he was about to jump into the water, Caesar stilled. The voice didn't sound panicked or anything. Just... calm. Ok, he could hear a brashness, but otherwise, calm.

Upon putting the rescue tube and throwbag down, Caesar took a good look at who was in the water. Aquamarine eyes and brown hair...

"Hey, heeeey, you good?" They, well, he, spoke. A tail of emerald green flicked out from the water.

Caesar's mouth hung agape. "You're... the merman. From the other day."

"The one and only!" A huge smile was on his face, a contrast to the frustrated look Caesar saw on his face the first time they met. He looked... quite human, actually. "The name's Joseph Joestar, by the way! But you can call me JoJo!"

"You can talk?"

"Rude! Of course I can!" Joseph laughed, a colourful laugh, one that was sounded so human that Caesar almost forgot he was talking to a brunette with a fishtail for legs. "And, I, got a mage in my village to place a spell on me, but! I understood you before that too!"

Looking back on their first meeting, there wasn't much indication of the merman understanding. "Did you really?"

"Ok, maybe I didn't understand you then either- hey, you haven't told me your name!"

Oh, right. Caesar had been quite rude. "I apologise. Let me start again. My name is Caesar. It's nice to meet you, JoJo."

[beanghostprincess]

I've never been so proud of spending money tbh

The wonderful artist btw: @deliciest !!!

[deliciest]

Do you sell prints? Your art is amazing!

Thank you so much! And yes, I do! My roomies and I run a self publishing circle called Pussycrazy where we sell comics, art and merch! We run preorders from time to time bc we all have daily jobs and we can't manage orders every month but... here's the link! ⭐️ pussycrazyclub ⭐️ (Not sure when we will open orders again but probably around February/March) I also have a postcard club on my Patreon, just finished the Zodiac Project and I'll start a new one really soon! Those are exclusive for my patrons 🍓 patreon.com/deliciest 🍓

[sinfulauthorwrites]

Kinktober 2024 Day 31: Free Day

I’ve wanted to write this for a while, inspired by some art I requested on Deliciest’s Patreon! Unfortunately, I can’t publicly share the art, but subscribe to them if you want to see it!

🩵 Many thanks to @my-secret-shame-but-fanfiction for the prompts list! 🩵

Ship: LisaQ

Word count: 127

Applicable Tags: Dom/sub, Dom Lisa Lisa, Sub Suzi Q, Maid Kink, Degradation, Teasing, Light Spanking, POV Third Person Omniscient

Suzi Q knelt on her hands and knees over the broken teacup, soaking the liquid with a towel. “I-I’m sorry, Miss Lisa Lisa! I’ve been so distracted today!”

“And what could be bothering you so?” The older woman noticed the flush on her maid’s face as she walked into her room and used the tip of her stiletto to lift the back of the blonde’s skirt. 

Suzi’s loose panties were damp near the center, and she instinctively closed her legs tighter. “Miss Lisa Lisa!”

“Is that any way to talk to your Mistress? You’ve been a very bad girl, making a mess like that.” The brunette takes her newspaper and lightly hits Suzi’s behind with it.

“A-ah! Scusa, Signora.” Suzi blushes and attempts to hide her face.

Liked this and want more? Check the full Kinktober fic on my AO3 here!

[silverboypolnareff]

@deliciest @catneylang

People hate your asses because you stay silent on purpose in "anti anti discourse" BECAUSE YOU ARE A PROSHIPPER IN SECRET. Saying "I don't care about what people draw" is not even a proshipper dogwhistle it's outright admitting you ARE.

[shaara-2]

💝@deliciest

#save Ben Solo

baby ben and his mommy *sobs grossly in a corner*

[monkeyelbow]

Love, do you have a society6 or redbubble I can buy stuff from? Your teen wolf art is so precious and I'd kill for prints or something!!

Hi there,Sorry I don’t have any account from these sites, I’ve some prints, no Teen Wolf’s prints, here https://pussycrazyclub.com/en/shop/You’ll be able to find  other prints, comics and doujins from other great artist as Deliciest, MonkeyMakoko and Noiry.

[connor-dioda]

More Mermay shenanigans! This time with Merman! Joseph who constantly makes a certain local fisherman deal with his daily BS.

(Inspired by AUs by @gingerreggg and @deliciest, apparently merman Caejose stuff are just that popular) xD

[saryaart]

⭐ AlasKARS⭐

I saw @deliciest's CaeJose genderbend 80's AU post and I remembered I made this quick Kars genderben inspired by it 🤣

Her name comes from the Mexican-Spanish singer known as Alaska.

🦋 Want to support my work?

Ko-fi(.)com/saryaart/shop

[speedwagonstan]

@lostinthe-jojos has a merman au too for caesar and joseph (and also jotaro and jonathan)

Another one!! What I learned is that merman au are more way popular than I thought lol

On that note there's also @deliciest's au

[virgothozul]

On the topic of mermaid aus: have you seen @connor-dioda's comic about merman joseph? they also did a bunch of jjba mermaid comics for mermay but the caejose one was of course my fave :)

all riiight !! merman comic here I come :)

and since we’re on the subject of mermen aus, it's not a surprise everyone knows about that tho I can't help but simp over deliciest's art, their mermen art and comics are a sweet blessing

thanks anon !

[kirstenonic05]

@noirkat has an adorable mermaid jojo au! it's made up only of asks and scenarios and no proper fics or art, but it's an adorable read nontheless, covering characters from all the parts :3

Oh! I looked through their blog and I think they subconsciously inspired my Mer AU! (Especially the Mer!Joseph tries to run away but he's on land so it doesn't really work thing lol) as well as @deliciest's mermaid AU.

I'll admit, my Mer AU isn't really that creative (lifeguards Caesar and Suzi save a strange man fish one day) but it was meant to be a personal project so... whoops Shoutout to Noirkat and Deliciest for inspiring the AU heavily XD

[petrichorin]

💖✨🐶🎉happy birthday to the loveliest @deliciest​!!🐶🎉✨💖

[deliciest]

It's the beginning of the month so good time to say I have a Patreon where I share my comics and 🌶🌶🌶 works~

🍰 patreon.com/deliciest 🍰

Any tip is more than welcome!

[hey-haven]

Oh I’m sorry, does someone who looks like this just not work for you? Does someone having a darker skin suddenly doesn’t have the same “vibe,”whatever the fuck that means. Because it’s pretty fucking clear that no matter what skin color L has, he still looks fine. He’s still the same character. He’s still the froggy bastard that we all know and love. L can be black and litterally nothing will change. He’s still going to pull off that, “doesn’t get out much,” look that you think is important for some stupid ass reason. It isn’t important by the way, just say that you’re racist and leave.

Art done by @deliciest

Ok. It’s not like L can’t be black. He can. It just has a completely different energy. Like making Luna Lovegood black - it can be done but it doesn’t feel right. They both are pale and weird. Their personality can be described as “probably have seen the sun once, maybe not”. That doesn’t mean that other versions can’t exist, but they have to give out the same energy as the originals with their posture, clothes and behaviour. Otherwise it will feel like a rip-off.

[ofertasjamones]

RT @Deliciest: @emedeme91 Es muy feo que me pidas que te pague este jamón ibérico de bellota cuándo me gustaría pagarte pero no tengo dinero

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