#deleting this later bc it's cringe af but

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What's your opinion on the anime? I find it pretty funny, but I can't say that I am not disappointed to see so many scenes missing.

For exemple, I wanted to see Dazai cry laugh at Chuuya's young mistress act, show that it was a joke shared by both of them, rather than one made to us at the expense of Chuuya. They took a genuinely funny moment and made me cringe SO hard for no reason T^T

God i could go on for hours about how Bones ruined this series. I'm obviously thankful we have an anime adaptation but. Well just compare bsd anime to jjk one or smth and yeah.

I will be complaining more under the cut,,

First the overall writing choices:

-Deleting or changing skk scenes to the point im not even shocked when ppl think these two actually somehow hate each other.

-The way they portrayed Sigma. They deleted half of his personality and backstory. And just speedrunned the Sky Casino arc like if seeing that place was giving them nightmares. No wonder he gets mischaracterized now.

-Tachihara's internal conflict about belonging to either Port Mafia or The Hunting Dogs? Bones never heard about it. It's not like IT'S A VERY IMPORTANT PLOT POINT.

-Akutagawa's whole character in the anime is just 'edgy and angry and bad grr'. In the manga he had some 'kind' or even seelf-reflection moments that were ommited in the anime. Like where he realizes defeating Atsushi didn't satisfy him (ship fight, season 1). Or when he gives files about the orphanage Director to Atsushi and says he won't fight him today because he lost someone impirtant to him. Sskk vs Fukuchi fight?? No scene where Sskk r helping each other walk. Instead we get Akutagwa just pushing Atsushi away. Won't even start on that last smile that looked more like another angry expression.

-THE WAY THEY CHANGED "DAZAI'S ENTRANCE EXAM" INTO SOME CURRENT TIMELINE EPISODES. IT MAKES ME SO ANGRY LIKE. THIS NOVEL WAS SO GOOD. Showing both Dazai and Kunikida's characters and partnership so well. But no. Let's just??? Put Atsushi there. Let's delete the fact this thing happened 2 years ago. And let's delete everything that was actually important about it, too.

-also some changes in the Dark Era arc. Like. Lord. Dazai is so much more emotional in the novel. His expressions r described so well. But the anime either shows him from the back at those moments (him finding out Oda was almost killed by a sniper in Ango's room) or just deletes/changes the thing (Oda dying. This scene is so emotional in the novel. From the description u can tell Dazai was crying/on the verge of it as Odasaku died. But in the anime he looks calm and then we get a far aeay frame and he just. Gets up and that's it yeah.) They also deleted the scene of him visiting Oda's grave.

-The way they rushed seasons 4 and 5. Just to give us an episode that goes further than the manga and has the shittiest writing ever when it comes to skk's plan revelation (im so angry about this u guys have no idea. I sincerely believe that if this episode never came out, the manga would go differently bc there's no way that Asagiri who wrote things like Stormbringer suddenly thought that some dollar store vampire make up will fool a guy who's centuries old and literally lived next to vampires. But well!! Seems like these two speeches Dazai gave weren't important at all and now we can just forget about them yippiee)

I could definitely mention WAYY more examples of that but this is already long af. Like guys. I know u cant fit everything in an animated show. It takes time to make it and all but. Bro. The character's in the anime r so shallow compared to their original versions.

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Now onto the artstyle of the anime.

Lord. U know? It was actually pretty in the first 2 seasons. The official arts at the time were also really nice to look at.

No idea what happened later. Why did Bones suddenly decide that those ugly turtle smiles r gonna become the main thing in the character design. Why so many fisheyes. Atp sometimes i look at the official art and i go oh lord even i could fix it. It really feels like they draw some characters ugly on purpose now (Chuuya being the main victim for unknown reasons).

Tho i must say they have their moments even now. Some last episodes of season 5 weren't really bad, especially the Meursault part (love them for animating Dazai and Sigma dancing so well. And for that 101 animation. And maybe for the heartattack they gave me with 109 and Chuuya shooting Dazai so many times.)

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On some other things, i really like the music! Bsd openings and endings never miss,,,

[sadttitude]

(y/h/c) = your hair color

(y/h) = your house uwu

ENJOY!! ヽ(o´∀`)ﾉ♪♬

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Your name is Raven Lionheart, your 16 years old but most people think you are 25 because you look older. You didn't understand why. You didn't care though. You're thoughts were on somethin or rather someone else. Your potion Proffessor Severus Snape. You blushed just thinking about him as you put on your daily make up which consists of black eyeliner z black eyeshadow and dark red lipstick. You always stood out because of your (y/h/c) and pink hair. You lovd it though, you were an outcast and you didn't care! Maybe Snape will notice you because of this, because he is an outcast too. He was cruel and you loved it because you are cruel too! You two are meant for each other! But your late for his class now, so he might hate you right now! yOu run out of the slytherin common room "Crap crap crap! I'm late!!!n" you muttered under your breath. You stopped befire the door trying to colect you're self before pushing the door open. Everyone looked up from their work. "what a freak" you heard someone say. you Brusshed it of and sat on your usual spot. "50 poijts from slytherin.meet me in my ofice after class miss lionheart". you internally groaned but didnt say anything. maybe you'll get to tell him you love him after class!!!!! maybe he'll say he has feelings for u too!!! you bent down to tie the laces of you're combat boots when you boticed that your top buttons off your shirt weren't done giving sneap a nice view of your massive bosom (if u dont have madive tits pretend u do xD). what was that rising inside his pants?? you'll have to find out later! "class dismissed" said snape and everyone got out of the classrom exept you, you walked to his desk sitting on it he was sitting on the chair abd looked up to look at your eyes. you could have swonr you saw something behind his own eyes? was it ........... lust? it has to be! after all your the prettiest girl in (y/h)! all the boys were after you but you always turned them down bc you only had eyes for yuor potions profesor. You came back to reality when you felt a cold hand on your thigh (hehehe!!!) "Misd lionheart may i ask why where you late for my class yet again?" his voice was even colder than his hand and bothb of them conbined sent shivers all through your hot body "i'm sory professor i didnt meant to!" you didn't. you had fallen asleep very late at night because you couldnt shake off the thoughts of your professor running his hands all over you while you kissed and ran a hand through his greasy long hair!! you felt you're cheeks burn "hmmmm?" snape loooked at your pink cheeks and then forced you to look at him with his hands on each side of your face. "look at me in the eyes" you did as he said and saw your steamy dream replay in your mind. he smirked showing his yellowy and crooked teeths "that's what i thought". he started kneading your breasts over you school shirt and you threw your head back in pleasure giving snape room to atach his mouth to your neck. you felt adventuruous and started undoing the buttons of his robes. he let go of u to help you and before long you both were naked!! he turned you around and bent you on his desk "here comes the Hogwarts Express baby!" he said before his big thicc cock went inside you. "AhH! YESS!!! yOu screamed asking for more "you like that little slutt??!" he got out of you and tmyou bent down on your knees taking him fully inside you're mouthh and he came so much that it spilled out of yourr mouth. you two heard the classrom door open "fifty points for gryffinpuff!!!" and dumbledoor flew off on a hipoogruff

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OK I WANT TO PUKE THIS IS THE WORST THING I'VE EVER DONE

a little silly and cringy af fic i did as a joke for my waifu @herbitxre who suggested i post it here! and i can't say i'm glad i did because the cringe, man!

based on 2011-2013 wattpad fics i used to read (and some recent fics i've seen around. yikes) who else read creepypastas fics?!! can we go back in time and delete those from history?!!

do not take this shit siriusly (HAHAHAHAHA SO FUNNY), as i said, it's all in good fun and for the laugh tracks

:^)

[ultraviolet-fox]

Ok y’all don’t understand how messy my middle school career was

(literally everything is ON TUMBLR in my tags that only I know about thank god) but since I was looking back, my friend group was just a whole bunch of horny virgins. (Well. Until I lost my virginity. I was 13 too?!?! I was too young :(

Anyways... I’ll name the people off as fruit because idk if they’ll care about this or not but still, be careful. I hope it’s a laugh for everyone as it is for me as well (more of cringe but oh well)

So it kinda all started when I met tomato in sixth grade. Idk why but like I always felt the need to like him, ever since I first saw him but maybe that was just because he was the funny kid in class that literally everyone wanted to be friends with. And since I’m too “hipster for that” I never really pursued or took the time to talk to him because I thought he never really wanted to talk to me. A whole year of whenever me and tomato would sit next or near each other, he’d always make me laugh and I literally don’t know why. I would always giggle and I remember he gave me the nickname “the giggler” or something. But anyways I ended up dating his friend (lol). I honestly don’t know why cause we had -10,000 things in common and also we dated for like 2 months which in middle school terms, was like 2 years! But I found out later he really dated me to be petty towards tomato because he’s the one who really liked me. (Classic, right? I don’t know if this is true tbh lol but it’s what I’ve been told) and thennnnn seventh grade started up. And that was when shit started to happen. I dated Nico (I’ll say his name bc I’m still friends with him and I love him to this day!!! <33 ) and that lasted a while, i don’t remember how long lmao I just know he was my first kiss but I ended up breaking up with him because Tomato confessed his feelings for me over tumblr (lmao what a website) and I ended up liking him. BUT after I broke up with Nico, tomato started dating pineapple. And pineapple was like, my sworn enemy. (I literally don’t know how they started talking tho like I’m trying to remember but I don’t) but anyways, that happened and it fricking sucked. Pineapple and I were similar in many ways, we dyed our hair, drew a shit ton, and we’re fricking weebs. So seeing that, it hurt that my crush and my enemy were together. But needless to say it was rocky af LMAO. But I still supported tomato all the way because I liked him that much. I even went on a “double date” with them and Nico and I. Idfk why but fuck I was a dumbass. Anyways, I was always there for tomato when shit would happen and they would “break up.” I thought, this is my chance only for them to get back together the next day. I was pissed. 12 year old me. Angry. But they ended up actually breaking up and I was always there for him, telling him to delete pictures, delete posts, and anything else that reminded him of her. We spent all of the summer pretty much together, me and tomato. We made butter beer, a cake I think, and lots more whenever I came over. (Lowkey his house was like, always nice I was like wow.) and when he moved to an even bigger house that was she shit was starting to go down. We’d, well, he would play games and I would always watch him and of course be flirty. I remember this one time he put a pair of headphones on me and told me he liked me but I literally couldn’t hear him hahaha. But needless to say, we got together. (Wow surprised much? I am) and theeennn eighth grade. That year was a fuckin whirlwind. Me and tomato actually got together on the day of the “Arizona flood” where we had no school! And then after was just a whole bunch of blah blah blah depressing episodes attempted blah blah blah (who knew two toxic people would make an even more toxic relationship? Wow) and yeah we broke up obviously. Still kinda mad how he kissed 5 people 5 days after we broke up and got in another relationship 2 weeks later. (But I look back and I realize I did the same LMAO.) But that didn’t matter cause I was having fun with my friends. 6 months later and me and pineapple started talking (Idk how... we just did) and like... actually started to like each other. I went to the school play with her and all we did was cuddle, we would kiss multiple times just “for the heck of it” (lowkey she was a good kisser) and we hung out all summer with all our friends. And theeenn freshman year came! We both had short dyed hair, I thought she was cute af and she asked me out on the very first day of high school. Ofc I said yes and there it goes. We really only lasted two weeks cuz

we were both immature af and her friend was a lowkey snitch lol but yeah that’s all. I was a raging petty bitch throughout freshman year but I stopped when I met Alex and we dated for almost two years but that’s a whole other story. It was just funny looking back at middle school and how I dated THREE people who dated each other. Oh I forgot to add that when me and tomato were together, pineapple and Nico dated. (Ya. Deadass.) it was hilarious LMAO anyways thanks for reading hope u got a laugh and if ur tomato pineapple or Nico reading this I hope u cringed for a fat minute cuz it made me die writing this.

[iampikachuhearmeroar]

2011 edgy tumblr flashback:

every emo girl you follow on your dash constantly reblogs that cringy af comic comparing a punk girl (me) vs every other girl (them) post. the comic tries to make the punk girl seem all deep and cool and edgy with attributes like: “wants/has piercings and tattoos”, “likes ~real music~ that has actual meaning” and “isn’t a slut/doesn’t dress slutty bc band shirts and converses :3″ and the all important “has cool hair!!! bc i’m original!!!” or “goes to concerts!!” with the girl on that side wearing like a sleeping with sirens or some other band in the punk/emo scene shirt, with dyed emo hair, and wearing black, ripped skinny jeans etc. 

then the “every other girl (them)” side of the comic always had attributes like “dresses like a whore���, “is a slut”, “listens to fake music like lmfao”or “listens to rap”  and “always parties bc dumb” and something like “so unoriginal!!!” the character was usually dressed in high heels, a short skirt and a singlet with a slogan like SWAG on it. shutter shades and blonde hair are the final features on the character on this side of the comic.

somehow, you agree with the post, and reblog it as well. you find it years later and cringe, realising that liking punk music doesn’t make you “not slutty” and “original”. you roll your eyes at your 15/16 year old self and delete the post, unable to believe that you actually truly agreed with it when you reblogged it.