#delayed answers

[carryondrawing]

An alternate universe where The Archivist forgets to top up his oyster card and misses the train

[b0tster]

The airline thing that really baffles me is that it's possible to overbook flights. Airlines can just somehow sell more tickets than there are seats on a plane and you're fucked if that happens.

the airlines can just potentially strand a trans woman in texas overnight through no fault of her own and throw their hands up and go 'at least u didnt have to pay extra 😊 ur welcome 😊😊'

[domnorian]

MY BRAIN JUJU HAS BEEN CHEMICALLY ALTERED by the kryptonian fangies (them also with the habit of biting when overwhelmed or underwhelmed to control emotions) ✨

Say no more, anon!

Bruce being an expert in anxiety and panic attacks gives me life.

[rimatsu]

if tommy doesn't propose by asking buck "will you be my last, evan?" then what's the point of anything really

[chiscribbs]

BACK FOR ROUND THREE BABY! this time its signal (donnie) deciding to judge your currently lost donnie! Yes he would do this literally in the air, and yes he would be standing on the theoretical ceiling.

He is willing to go many lengths just to mess with donnies, even if it means defying gravity.

(I couldnt help myself interacting with your turtles has been a blast and i wanna mess with your donnie)

Sorry, brothers - Donnie's got some urgent business to attend to before he finds you. He can't simply let an insult like this go unanswered!

(Asdfghkl ehehe I also really enjoy interacting with your turtles ❤ Your kids are free to mess with my kids all they want, please go right ahead) More @tmntaucompetition shenanigans!

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[creatures-in-posts]

would you like to see another creature

yeas

[cubbihue]

To Peri and Jordan, it might he better at looking into making Dev a Fairy. I mean, he's a neglected kid so desperate for fatherly love that he TEAMED UP with Anti Faries, and nearly mamaged to take over Fairy World completely just for a chance that his father would love him.

There's no telling that a Anti Fairy might try going after him again, and use him again, and have the events repeat. Least as a Fairy Dev could be monitored more. He's arguably a unique case like Timmy is; if not one that can warrant more danger if not careful. (Plus I don't think the memory spell worked on him considering he always wears sunglasses)

Despite your pleas, your ask has gone unanswered.

We can't be spoiling the future to our dear itty bitties! That'd be just so rude!!! No, no we can't have that! Not when the future is already set in stone!! Not when it's unavoidable! Not when the consequences must come to pass and pass they shall!!

Soon, Dev will attempt to take over Fairyworld. He will have his memories wiped. The human world will forget about Fairies. And someone will have to bear responsibility for it.

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[dekariosclan]

so bear with me for a second. gale with an elf. the elf is aware humans don't live too long, but isn't that great when it comes to understand the passing of time. one day gale find them crying, is all worried, just to hear that his lover is worried about his death being near. "aren't you fifty or something? humans don't live that much. how many months do you think you can take?" the deal is because gale is a wizard he got to somehow learn to live long enough (i'm looking at you elminster, gandalf, radagast). so he's like: "dear heart, we have been together for the last three centuries. are you aware of that? is very important for me that you are." in this essay i will-

LOL This made my day and gave me a laugh! I could absolutely see this happening.

First of all, I am fully confident Gale would find a way to extend his lifespan to match his love’s. No question. The man is capable of figuring out how to achieve godhood, so the small matter of finding out how to add centuries to his mortal life would be no problem at all.

Second, I think he would be amused at his love’s complete lack of awareness at how long they had been together. He’d enjoy teasing them at every opportunity: “It’s gratifying to know that even after 300 years you haven’t tired of my company yet, my love.” “Perhaps in another few centuries we will run out of things to say to one another? I shall start researching new topics of conversation immediately.”

I mean this is the man who tells a romanced Tav in the epilogue that he ‘could spend an eternity in your company.’ So the 750 years that elves live on average would be no problem at all; Gale would cherish every second with his love, and he would never grow restless or bored.

And hey, with seven centuries to live, he might actually be able to finish reading all those books in his tower, too!

[2aceofspades]

*gives CJ a bunch of flowershape stickers*

:)

[idanart]

What would shrike and beebs official first date be like? who would be the one who asked it?

and would it included pizza?

I'd say Beebs was the first to ask him out on a date. Although for their first date it was…

They didn't know how to begin or where to go. But I will say that in the end there was pizza. It's just my headcanon

[aghostnamedcalamity]

What are Benjamin's eating habits like? Is he a picky eater, or will he eat just about anything? What are his favorite foods? What foods does he hate? Any eating quirks?

Benjamin is actually not a picky eater. But since he’s still a child, most of his food is provided by Mordecai, which means he keeps kosher (and he does choose to continue that into adulthood). I can’t imagine Mordecai as someone who indulges a child in sodas, candies, cakes, and treats. Benjamin isn’t really allowed anything of that kind; not because Mordecai is a helicopter parents but mostly because Mordy feels his method of eating is superior to others so why would you want to eat any other way. But Benji does get treats every now and then! If you ask him what his favorite food is, he’d probably say chicken. He does have one all time food nemesis though and that’s Mordecai’s lightly fried Brussels sprouts. He hates Brussels sprouts.

[rainystressed247]

Does Eggpire Dream remembers that he is Dream? Or does he falls into Hubert’s habits? Does being around the Egg again makes him confuse Techno with Billiam?

“Why does it matter? The Egg welcomes all who seek refuge, be it past, present or the future. Alas, I understand that it is not time for you yet. I patiently await the moment you accept the Egg’s blessing. The Egg provides all.”

The door to the hidden room closed on you.

Note: He remembers, he is all. He does not hold grudges or bias towards anyone. Techno or Billiam might as well be anyone, truly. The Egg is fair and welcomes all.

[askfairyromano]

...hey, Romano. Care to chat for a bit? I brought the kids with me.

[wolfsbane-if]

I've played the demo like 2-3 times already and gotta say.. I'm the biggest sucker of werewolf/vampire IFs. Keep up the good work!

I'm happy you're enjoying the demo, and I'm pleased to be able to say that writing's been going pretty well over the last few days especially! I'll do my best to keep it up ^^

[aspiringwarriorlibrarian]

Honestly Netanyahu and his ilk remind me of guns' rights advocates: they base all their arguments against a strawman and then refuse to acknowledge that said strawman doesn't exist.

"You want to ban all guns!" "Well no I want to ban guns specifically designed for..." "You're lying, you want to ban all guns!" "That is literally not what this bill will do..." "It'll ban all guns! It'll ban all guns! 2nd Amendment!".

"You support Hamas!" "No actually, if they all dropped dead today I would celebrate, I just don't want want the people of Gaza to die for it." "You want every person in Israel to die!" "No, I think the attacks were a horrific tragedy and I really don't want more people to die, that's why I want you to stop killing civilians." "You're lying, you want every Jew to die!"

They know they have no argument against what we're actually saying, so they pretend to be arguing against something far more extreme and refuse to be broken out of their fantasy. They can't look you in the eye because even the slightest bit of good faith would crumple their argument like wet paper, so they shut their eyes and replace you with an easy villain they can defeat.

[campbyler]

i forgot that you guys have us on post notifs. hiiiii everyone 👋🥰