#deidara leaves behind part of his hand-tongues … and his soul … when “Tobi” comes back in costume 🤣

[yowyowyaoi]

*standing under a street lamp in winter*

Deidara: The falling snow looks really pretty under the light, doesn’t it?

Tobi: It does, Senpai. But can Tobi ask ya something?

Deidara: Yeah?

Tobi: We’ve been standing out here for like, four hours now. You’ve been holding on to that pole with both hands. Is it possible … that Senpai’s hand-mouths are stuck?

Deidara, blushing: W-what? Of course not! What kind of an idiot licks a metal pole in the cold?!

Tobi: One that was dared to do it by Hidan, maybe?

Deidara:

Tobi: Anyways, Tobi is cold, so, Tobi’s gonna go home. But IF Senpai is stuck, Tobi can free him before —

Deidara, indignantly: I told you I’m not stuck! I’m just … I’m just enjoying the artisticness of the snowflakes, hm!

Tobi: … okay, Senpai. See you later then. *walks away*

Tobi: *walks halfway down the road before Zetsu meets him*

Zetsu: So the boy is clearly stuck, isn’t he?

Tobi, in Obito voice: Yes.

Zetsu: And he won’t admit to it?

Obito: Not at all.

Zetsu: Should I go and help him —?

Obito: No; I’m going to go home and get that grizzly bear costume that Kisame wore for Halloween. Let’s see if Deidara can be motivated to unstick himself.

Zetsu: