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ghost who never lets soap reciprocate
he’s happy to use his cock; to push soap onto his back or his stomach or hell against a wall and fuck him through orgasm after orgasm, even lets soap suck him off to satisfy his oral fixation. but he never lets go; never lets himself cum even after fucking soap out of his mind and his body aches with need
soap accepts it as part of who ghost is; chalks it up to intimacy or control issues, maybe something to do with his past trauma. maybe that moment of release, when you’re so blinded by how good you feel that you can’t keep aware of your surroundings, is just too much vulnerability for a man like him
little does he know it’s actually bc ghost immediately falls asleep after he cums and he doesn’t want to miss out on giving soap aftercare and watching him fall asleep in his arms
#soap pathologising ghost when hes just a freak is my favourite thing#like yeah hes right#he definitely has intimacy and control issues that are a 100% bc of his trauma#but this is just bc hes a simp#its almost a mirror of my trans soap post#soap thinks its trauma when its just ghost being weird and ghost thinks its trauma when its just soap being trans#neither of them are able to just talk to each other#coming out of my cage and ive been doing just fine.txt#ghostsoap#soapghost#ghoap#simon ghost riley#ghost cod#john soap mactavish#soap cod#we’re a team. ghost team
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this would fix at least 80% of my problems
#im fine#totally fine#and definitely very normal about him#astarion#bg3#baldur's gate 3#astarion screenshots#astarion wallpaper#bg3 simp#astarion ascended#ascended astarion#astarion simp#vampire ascendant#the pale elf#astarion brainrot#astarion bg3#astarion ancunin#astarion posting#bg3 astarion#astarion romance#astarion baldurs gate#baldurs gate astarion#astarion baldur's gate 3#baldur's gate iii#bg3 companions#bg3 romance#lord astarion#astarion baldur's gate
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Harry *harms someone*
Tom : *pupils dilate so much they almost swallow his iris*
Tom, later : Dear diary, I js discovered a new level of horny today
#hp#harry potter#tom marvolo riddle#tomarry#we go tomarry#harrymort#tom is a simp#harry potter's a little shit#tom adores him no matter what#tom definitely has a diary#n writes abt harry in it#harry is oblivious#n thinking he is making tom feel repulsed#Tom's anything but repulsed
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A little late but I made Natlan edits
Anyone can use them for whatever if they want
#traveler from another world ✨#genshin impact#natlan#genshin natlan#mualani#genshin mualani#kachina#genshin kachina#kinich#genshin kinich#citlali#genshin citlali#xilonen#genshin xilonen#iansan#genshin iansan#chasca#genshin chasca#mavuika#genshin mavuika#ororon#genshin ororon#everyone’s right when they say they look better with melanin#I heard they’re originally designed to be dark skinned but got changed but I haven’t seen a source for that so it might just be rumors#I’m really excited for Natlan but so disappointed in the lack of cultural authenticity#and I like most of the character designs even if they could definitely be better#except for the guys. they’re not bad but they’re so generic and unoriginal#like oh two blue/green emo white boys with black hair? exactly what this game needs#of course people are already simping for them#it wouldn’t be the genshin fandom if everyone didn’t lose their minds over the same repackaged characters over and over again
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VOX, Media Overlord | 1x02 - Radio Killed The Video Star
"[He's] up in his tower waiting for a flat-faced prince to calm him down."
#hazbin hotel#vox#hazbin vox#vox hazbin hotel#hazbin hotel vox#requested#hazbin hotel edit#hazbin edit#my gifs#radio killed the video star#Certified Redemption ☑︎#oh yes. definitely gonna do more of him. he's tricky but doable#he's a fun challenge. it's tough to keep his bright colors bright and saturated#while at the same time not oversaturating him#cuz if i don't recolor at all he comes out BLAND and boring#but if i saturate him even a little then he can oversaturate and then the image quality is MURDERED IN COLD BLOOD bc#the higher the saturation and contrast = the worse the quality gets. which is funny cuz this show is all high sat and contrast LMAO#but i'm making him work. got a decent recipe for him so far. i'll keep playing with him cuz wow his shots are so NICE#like sure his two colors contrast a lot but at least they're FLAT for the most part. so that helps a lot in the color tables#character spotlight#also it's weird...#usually i have a thing for pathetic bi men but somehow vox didn't trigger the awooga cortex in my brain. wonder if/when that'll change 🤔#i think i'm too busy simping for vaggie and husk to give him attention rn is all kjsdhfljsdhjfkhs#flashing gif#flickering gif
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I hate to defend Rob but seeing Sunny teens on Twitter try to speculate he isn't "speaking up" about voting because he's hiding being a secret Trump supporter is so insanely ridiculous when campaign contributions in the United States is public information:
(Yeah. That's a $100,000.00 donation to a grassroots victory fund, on top of a ton of donations to swing states.)
It's almost like making public political statements on social media is heavily advised against when you're a showrunner/employer to hundreds of people.
#also he labels himself as writer in his self employment#which is kinda cute whatever#not to simp for him just shut the fuck up if youre 15 and dont know a thing about politics#like i am begging you to shut the fuck up#yes it would be cool if he maybe made a statement#but also hes definitely advised against doing that#when he is a showrunner for multiple shows in production with hundreds of staff he interacts with daily#and money speaks pretty loudly in this case#rob mcelhenney#for if you have that tag muted not for sorting really this is more of a rant post lol
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you.....uh. you uh don’t say???
like... like this??
#links to official artist David Ardinaryas#coral island#coral island rafael#im a rafael simp and im not gunna lie#thank you david ardinaryas for the fan service#coral island screenshots#coral island spoilers#coral island official artist#david ardinaryas#please give me all the man tiddies#go look at david's twitter for more fan service#i have provided linkies#thats a smoked salmon i'd eat very sexually#definitely not thinking pure thoughts
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I just want them to be absolutely head over heels with eachother. No one sided simping in my hazbin hotel!
#hazbin hotel#hazbin hotel chaggie#hazbin hotel charlie#hazbin hotel vaggie#vaggie#charlie morningstar#hazbin art#i love love loooooove their canon relationship. but... cmon.... it feels so one sided i cant be the omlg one....#art#fanart#artists on tumblr#digital art#chaggie#rainbowmoth#varlie#hazbin redesign#hazbin hotel redesign#i made slight changes to vaggie and was goinf to for charlie but like. i got a bit lazy....#LET THEM BE SIMPS FOR E A C H O T H E R. RAAAHH 🦅🦅🏳️🌈🏳️🌈#anyway headcanon timeee eeee!!! STIMMINGGGGGGG#Charlie is the silly romantic type and Vaggie is the serious flirt#like charlie is definitely all lovey dovey and stuff in a serious way but she does it in a fun and goofy way ykno??#vaggie ks like. handing roses to her and coverinf her entire arm wirh kisses and whispering in spanish 💜💜#changed shading style. duno how good it is bur i like it so ill try to get used to this one moreee#uhhhh.... gave vaggie her jacket privileges back and made her hotel uniform purple again cuz#it wojld be another hint shes not from hell to have her be one of tbe omly ones withojt red on her (apart from angel who lit HAS to not)#vagina got her x eye priveleges back. its too iconic to take away... i tried bjt i couldnt 😔#CHARLIE BAS CJRLY HAIRRD thaaaats what i forgot fo say smh... its tbe loteral only change i made to kt 😭#anyway thats all i wanna yap abt have a gud day! 💜💜#tw suggestive
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How is she so cool
#splatoon#splatoon 2#pearl splatoon#pearl houzuki#I'm a massive Pearl simp but really think about it#this small silly pink princess squid is genuinely the coolest character in Splatoon#it should come across as tryhard yet it works#I think it's the confidence#she thinks and knows that she's the shit /pos#usually cool characters end up kinda boring but thing is that Pearl isn't perfect#she's impatient immature and rude#and she's also silly and energetic#she doesn't act cool 24/7#so it makes when she does hit hard#plus the punk rapper persona definitely helps#she knows who she is and owns it#also her “cool” mannerisms are natural#it's just how she is#she's not a poser that's the real her#she's cool without trying
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Sylus is making me no better than a man
#help I’ve spent too much money on this man#love and deepspace#lads sylus#love and deepspace sylus#lnds sylus#Sylus is the definition of too hot for his own good#I’m simping so bad
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Timmy walking home from school one day, when he pauses. He has an expression mixed with exasperation and fondness. Cosmo, Wanda and Poof are birds flying around him see this.
Wanda: What's the matter, Sport? Is something wrong?
Timmy: Hang on, Mo-Wanda. ( sighs) Three, two, o-
Tootie glomps Timmy out of nowhere, startling their fairies.
Tootie: ( giggles as she hugs him ) Caught you, boyfriend! Oh! Hi, guys! ( waves at the fairies, then kisses all over Timmy's face )
Timmy: I am still getting use to this. ( the smile on his face gives away on how he feels )
Cosmo: Wow, look at her go! That's 30 extra more kisses than yesterday! Or was it 60?
Wanda: Well, she's a young girl with her first love, honey. I'm sure she'll calm down when they're older!
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Time Skip aka New Wish era ( Just imagine that Timmy and Tootie still remember Cosmo, Wanda and Peri. They live near Hazel's apartment and their twins, Tammy and Tommy are close friends with Hazel and Dev. )
30 something year old Timmy walks into his house after work.
Timmy: Honey, kids, I'm ho- ( a pleasant tingle suddenly goes down his spine as he realizes what's about to happen. ) Three, two, o-
30 something year old Tootie suddenly tackles her husband in a loving embrace.
Tootie: Welcome home, hubby! ( she proceeds to kiss all over his face )
Tammy and Tommy show up to greet their father, stop seeing their mother kissing their dad.
Tammy and Tommy: ( in unison) EW, GROSS!
Tootie sees her kids, calms down and stops, slightly embarrassed.
Tootie: ( sheepish) Sorry, darlings. It's just, I missed your dad so much, I got carried away. ( she chuckles a bit )
Tammy: Mommy.... Daddy was gone at least for 5 hours.
Tommy: Not to mention you do this every time he leaves. And in the morning. And before we go to bed. And when ever we go to see Grandma Wanda and Grandpa Cosmo. ( has a deadpan expression)
Timmy: ( has pink lipstick all over his face ) And yet 20 years later, I'll never get tired of it. ( has a smitten smile )
#timmy x tootie#timmy turner#tootie#fairly oddparents#tootie shares cosmo wanda and poof with timmy au#tootie still simps for timmy even as adults#timmy low key simps for tootie just as bad#simp tootie#simp timmy turner#timmy has developed a tootie sense like how tootie definitely has a timmy sense#fairly oddparents new wish
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FGO FES 2024 STEAMPUNK OBERON LET'S GO I'M WINNING
Not really, my SAI actually crashed while I was done saving the psd file and it got corrupted and I had to restart working on this even though I had finished it ;w;
#definitely making the third ascension one bcs fuck you thats his peak sexy#fgo#oberon#fate#fate grand order#fanart#fgo 9th anniversary#fgo fanart#ren's oberon simping episode#renrenkaaa’s art
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I'm sorry, Reaver's goofy ass self in the Wheel of Misfortune part of the game will never not get me. I can't fight because I'm too busy laughing. He sends me. He makes me chuckle. This man is a GOOBER. An absolute GOOFBALL. "I hope that wound isn't of a GRAVE nature" is so stupid and I love it. And if he wasn't a literal fucking murderer, he'd be absolutely adorable. (The murder doesn't matter. He is still adorable in my eyes.)
#fable#fable 3#fable reaver#shout out to my man barry as well he definitely carried the commentary#reaver is genuinely such a goofball and it always makes me happy#I like to think that's some of his pre-oakvale-burning self shining through lmaoo#I genuinely look forward to the wheel each time I play#I'm such a reaver simp jeez#sigh
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whatchu thinking about. nothing? just the changes to garys design and his character evolution and growth and everything. 24/7. you know. and the fact that even if he changed, hes still the same at his core!
#pics stolen from pinterest#i need to make my own screenshots.. i do have plenty actually just all on my pc so#none on my phone to use on the go#anyway#cough#i love you gary fischer 🫶#not a self shipper in this case so im not simping i just love his character so much. like his physical traits show one thing but hes not#just that hes very sweet and loyal and i love how hes also still a big nerd and the way hes not written as just some killing machine but#actually the opposite. im saying this cause on my first watch i thought he had a full 180 but thats not the case as i learned later on#and thats also why i love him#and then also the details such as him knowing the perfumes and stuff. hc he knows how to cook well and knows food too#based on stuff from the show#and also his relationships with people. hes like the true core of the show to me with his growth and his connections#being besties with the monarch but also being friends with hank and id even say brock? brock definitely respects him!! and hatred#its so cool. i love this guy#thoughts are being thunk#vbros#that aside i love how the style of the show changed and i love both the simpler cartoony look from the start bur#but i also love the later more uniform slightly more realistic look which goes well with what i would say a more serious approach#like its still a funny show but to me it got more serious and sincere and personal.. always has been its just turned that up. i think?
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Would/ Do you ship Mitsuri to any of the clones? Except Zohakuten for obvious reasons
i can see her with any of them. her personality just meshes really well with anyone in a romantic context. She's very lovable. (<- biased, really likes dumb strong ladies)
its really a choice of "what trope are you feeling today?"
sunshine x grump
flustered x tease
yapper x yapper
extrovert x introvert
I dont think of character/character ships often, ig you can call me a multi shipper since im pretty neutral abt them? BUT i do like looking at fanart.
the yume/self ship(?) side of fandoms interest me more!
#null brainwash#cloaked cult member#mitsuri kanroji#kimetsu no yaiba#kanroji mitsuri#kny#demon slayer#sorries. your cult leader is a simp first and foremost#but hey i never bash on any ships. just not smth i put my focus on most times#very cute though!#Mitsuri my goddess i love you oh my god dont let this be more brain rot for another character#this was definitely not an excuse to draw mitsuri though ahaha ha ha#null rot
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"Do you think we love each other in every universe?"
I think there is some semblance of us echoed through every timeline. It's within the very core of my nature to witness and admire the moon.
#this is the beginning of a lot of simping writing#its about neuvillette fyi#if u dont know who that is i envy you#imma be writing so much about him#almost exclusively#and definitely only as a self ship#neuvillette#neuvillette x reader#gender neutral reader#i love him#unfortunately#genshin impact#female writers#writing#writers on tumblr#this is stuck between poetic and dumb#self ship
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