#definitely blogs

[vim-flam]

these are the loveliest cels in spongebob's whole production

[inkskinned]

the thing is that they're so fascinated by sex, they love sex, they can't imagine a world without sex - they need sex to sell things, they need sex to be part of their personality, they need sex to prove their power - but they hate sex. they are disgusted by it.

sex is the only thing that holds their attention, and it is also the thing that can never be discussed directly.

you can't tell a child the normal names for parts of their body, that's sexual in nature, because the body isn't a body, it's a vessel of sex. it doesn't matter that it's been proven in studies (over and over) that kids need to know the names of their genitals; that they internalize sexual shame at a very young age and know it's 'dirty' to have a body; that it overwhelmingly protects children for them to have the correct words to communicate with. what matters is that they're sexual organs. what matters is that it freaks them out to think about kids having body parts - which only exist in the context of sex.

it's gross to talk about a period or how to check for cancer in a testicle or breast. that is nasty, illicit. there will be no pain meds for harsh medical procedures, just because they feature a cervix.

but they will put out an ad of you scantily-clad. you will sell their cars for them, because you have abs, a body. you will drip sex. you will ooze it, like a goo. like you were put on this planet to secrete wealth into their open palms.

they will hit you with that same palm. it will be disgusting that you like leather or leashes, but they will put their movie characters in leather and latex. it will be wrong of you to want sexual freedom, but they will mark their success in the number of people they bed.

they will crow that it's inappropriate for children so there will be no lessons on how to properly apply a condom, even to teens. it's teaching them the wrong things. no lessons on the diversity of sexual organ growth, none on how to obtain consent properly, none on how to recognize when you feel unsafe in your body. if you are a teenager, you have probably already been sexualized at some point in your life. you will have seen someone also-your-age who is splashed across a tv screen or a magazine or married to someone three times your age. you will watch people pull their hair into pigtails so they look like you. so that they can be sexy because of youth. one of the most common pornography searches involves newly-18 young women. girls. the words "barely legal," a hiss of glass sand over your skin.

barely legal. there are bills in place that will not allow people to feel safe in their own bodies. there are people working so hard to punish any person for having sex in a way that isn't god-fearing and submissive. heteronormative. the sex has to be at their feet, on your knees, your eyes wet. when was the first time you saw another person crying in pornography and thought - okay but for real. she looks super unhappy. later, when you are unhappy, you will close your eyes and ignore the feeling and act the role you have been taught to keep playing. they will punish the sex workers, remove the places they can practice their trade safely. they will then make casual jokes about how they sexually harass their nanny.

and they love sex but they hate that you're having sex. you need to have their ornamental, perfunctory, dispassionate sex. so you can't kiss your girlfriend in the bible belt because it is gross to have sex with someone of the same gender. so you can't get your tubes tied in new england because you might change your mind. so you can't admit you were sexually assaulted because real men don't get hurt, you should be grateful. you cannot handle your own body, you cannot handle the risks involved, let other people decide that for you. you aren't ready yet.

but they need you to have sex because you need to have kids. at 15, you are old enough to parent. you are not old enough to hear the word fuck too many times on television.

they are horrified by sex and they never stop talking about it, thinking about it, making everything unnecessarily preverted. the saying - a thief thinks everyone steals. they stand up at their podiums and they look out at the crowd and they sign a bill into place that makes sexwork even more unsafe and they stand up and smile and sign a bill that makes gender-affirming care illegal and they get up and they shrug their shoulders and write don't say gay and they get up, and they make the world about sex, but this horrible, plastic vision of it that they have. this wretched, emotionless thing that holds so much weight it's staggering. they put their whole spine behind it and they push and they say it's normal!

this horrible world they live in. disgusted and also obsessed.

[lesvegas]

"Bethesda/Todd Howard doesn't actually hate FNV 🙄"

They have stated the show is apparently 100% canon and they're using it to retcon the only good Fallout game to come out in decades. It wasn't even enough to ruin West Coast lore post-FNV, they're literally saying FNV never happened.

No wonder Pete Hines resigned back in October; even he thought this was stupid.

Bethesda haters stay correct. Anyone who somehow still had hope for this franchise despite the last ten years, now you can finally let go.

[radonine]

i have nothing left

[flowersforthemachines]

I find it sort of hilarious in-universe how Rook and Lucanis's relationship becomes acknowledged by the party after the dessert scene. Everyone basically watches Lucanis serve Rook their favourite drink and dessert and then immediately goes, Oh, so they are a thing now. No questions asked.

[ibahibut]

💀: Fewer wounds, more kisses from me.

🐦‍⬛: Contract's accepted, mi amor.

Music inspiration: A Little Death by The Neighbourhood

[edwinisms]

I wanna see edwin stubbornly avoid a conversation or an argument by deciding to literally sink through the floor into the room below. now THAT’s how you get the final word

[anundyingfidelity]

i <3 huge ass man

[tero-ga]

Kremy letting two idiots do his makeup

[naammiii]

Favorite blogs?

@madamechrissy she has literally the best long fics I’ve ever read in my entire life PLEASE check her out!!

@kashverse CUTEST DAD SUKUNA DRABBLES EVER 😭

@screampied i literally have no words, pure TALENT, never been wetter- and her long fics???? AMAZING

@lymtw legit some of the best Toji fics ever, the way she writes Toji has my HEART, SOUL AND BODDDYY. Her shy reader series is just a chefs kiss

@saintkaylaa YUMMMIEESSSTT SMAUS, and she makes aot content!!! literally feeds me with her aot smaus, the way she writes jean and Levi…. 🥴🥴🥴

@classyrbf her headcanons are just so😩😩😩 OUGHHH, AND SHE HAS A SHOKO FIC?!! Made my mouth water

@cinnamorollcrybaby the way she writes Caleb makes me wanna cry it’s so good AND her lads smau series has me in a CHOKEHOLD

@lovelivision SO UNBELIEVABLY AMAZING, the 2 part sleep over Toji fic they did literally had me SHOOK for days

@tojicide HER LADS FICS HAVE MY HEART, her sylus fics….LORDDDD are they amazing, AND HER LEON KENNEDY FIC??? 😩😩💦

@sukunas-wife i literally binged their sukuna fics in one night they are SO FLUFFY AND CUTE I could not recommend her enough

@muli-wam not only are their smaus so YUMMY, but her writings??? AMAZING, barista Nanami has my HEART literally the cutest thing EVER

@reignpage SMAUS FOR DAYYYYYYSSSS, the piercer Geto smau series has my LIFE I love it SOOOOO much I can’t even breathe-

@gojonanami professor Geto played with my HEART, I love her writing so SOOO much it actually hurts, PLEASE CHECK HER OUT (also as a Gojo girlie she has ENDLESS DELICIOUS LONG GOJO FICSSS)

@tonycries need I say more? it’s literally daddy Tony, feeding me with AMAZINGGGG multi one shots while I’m ovulating, she’s doing the LORDS work 🙏

@nanaslutt first off their smaus are just so unbelievably amazing but their perv Geto series LITTTTTERALLLYYYY will forever be my number one, I love it so much I read it ALL the time

[ismerlintrendingyet]

2-2-2025

is merlin trending????

• yes ✅

happy groundhog day

[dailyeohkakyoin]

the crusaders do have a healer.

they don't like to talk about it.

[cervinae-canine]

how x readers look when the selfshippers come at them

Proship / Comship / RPF Do Not Interact or Repost Please !

[fawnl3t]

[sammygender]

girlcoded sam readings are like. his arcs are so tied up with control and bodily autonomy and sexual assault and otherness and cleanness and a desire for freedom and rebellion against oppressive masculine forces to the point where an examination of his show-long arcs looks like a thesis on The Female Gothic. he’s never afforded the respect or the power of characters like john and dean and is in fact narratively punished whenever he isn’t subservient to them. both the show itself and the fandom surrounding it treat him like dean’s bitch wife. he is textually compared to female characters multiple times, by the narrative and by dean.

and then meanwhile girlcoded dean readings are like. Eldest daughter core! (his father handed down ultimate control over every aspect of sam’s life once he died like a family heirloom)(he is THE patriarch). Yes he does the cooking yes he does the cleaning (which he doesn’t even…. and even if he solely did all the housework how does that make him Girl Coded unless it’s being delegated exclusively to him like its his role and he’s punished for not conforming to it… which is not happening…).

like girlcoded dean readings rely on stereotypes about women in real life. girlcoded sam readings rely on noticing how much the narrative constructed around sam falls into tropes used in fiction almost always about women. even things like his psychic powers! the way people are always swarming around trying to ‘corrupt’ him! the fixation on his purity and innocence! the two readings are very different things

[daily-beast-wirt-brainrot]

[Day 19] Wirt and his fucked up dog