#deer noise

[bucknakedbuck-reborn]

at some point after moving in you’re gonna start noticing that you get randomly horny out of nowhere, very abruptly, and you’ll wanna come find me to take care of it for you ☺️ but after weeks of getting wound up with no explanation you’ll come to me frustrated thinking something about my place is messing with you, and I’ll grin and pull out the dog whistle I’ve been unconsciously conditioning you with this whole time 😈 give it a blow right in front of you, the frequency too high for your ears to perceive, but enough for your puppy brain to sense and make you seep, show you how well I’ve trained you~

[rainbow-beanie]

My favorite screenshots from hazbin hotel episode 2, alastor alastor and more alastor!

Love the fact alastor owns a Oh Deer mug, if he’s gonna be seen as nothing more than a deer demon, he can at least embrace it

Also love the fact he constantly exudes the energy of someone that thinks he’s above everyone. I love this asshole so much <3

I especially adore how alastor doesn’t seem bothered by nifty touching him, even though it’s been stated that he doesn’t like physical contact, which makes the fact of him picking her up and setting her down that much more heartfelt, cause we all know he could have yeeted her like football, but he didn’t. Makes you wonder just how long husk and nifty have hung around him for him to feel comfortable around them 🥺

Confused alastor is confused XD

With this in mind, this small clip gives me so much joy

ALASTOR MADE A DEER NOISE!! And not just any noise, BUT A NOISE BELONGING TO AN ELK!! I feel so validated right now, thank you vivzie! <3

[vaggieslefteye]

ALASTOR | ᴅᴇᴇʀ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ʜᴇᴀᴅʟɪɢʜᴛꜱ

bonus:

"We have just received word from the Heaven Embassy that the next extermination is happening sooner than ever before!"

(had to include husk because it looks like a still image otherwise)

[08-47]

it shall be cuboided soon

[deer-a-day]

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little bit of texture today

[ez1e]

*Baby Deer Noises*

[twentyfivemiceinatrenchcoat]

sugu/reader timeloop au . is this anything

[deer-head-xiris]

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[radio-writes]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=x2aB3ZE1InE&pp=ygUbbXkgZ29vZGJ5ZSBlcGljIHRoZSBtdXNpY2Fs

This is how I hope reader and Alastor's divorce would be like. Give me a grand musical number of reader having ENOUGH and leaving his sorry ass please please please

This way, you won't disappoint me.

This way, you won't waste my time.

This way, I'll close the door.

Consider this as my goodbye.

That's just like you.

Why should I be surprised?

Selfish and prideful and vain.

I'll remind you.

I saw you as a friend.

But now we're done.

This way, you get what you wanted.

This way, you can save your time.

This way, you close the door.

And have your damn goodbye.

You're not looking for a partner!

You're not looking for a friend!

I mistook you for a savior!

What a waste of effort spent!

At least I know what I'm fighting for,

While you're fighting to be loved.

Since you claim you're so much better,

Why's your life spent all alone?

You're alone.

One day, you'll hear what I'm saying.

One day, you might understand.

One day, but not today

For after all, you're

Just a man.

This day, you sever your own head!

This day, you cut the line!

This day, you lost it all!

Consider this as my goodbye!

[cam-stopped-eating-candles]

Forces you to look at my weird little deer girl

[rats0nvenus]

[bucknakedbuck-reborn]

so I’ve joined my local kink club, I’m checking out a play party tomorrow 😳, but there’s also gonna be another special play party on new years and 😳 I keep thinking 😳 that I could literally be 😳 the happy nude deer for the night 😳😳😳

[shootinwebs]

imagine how satisfying it would be for alastor to reject vox by saying "it's not because i'm asexual or aromantic, it's because i don't like you" and that being the best thing he got out of coming out

[amcdrawnon]

"Hey this edible ain't shi-"

[thephooka]

White Noise has updated!

Read it here! | WN on Patreon | @hiveworks

No prizes for guessing who the subject of this week's Q&A is.

[flock-of-cassowaries]

Hannibal fanfiction writing quest got me learning more than I ever wanted to know about harvesting organs for transplant and field dressing a deer.