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Y'all remember when we talked about dees mental health problems and the high likely hood of him having very unhealthy coping mechanisms??
Holy fucking shit.
#metal family#metal family dee#dee metal family#dee shvagenbagen#dee sh#dee sh theory#my theories#i think someone else actually originated it so if they did i apologize#but omg#obviously its just fir shits and giggles but i cant help but just scream at this ong omg my theorist instincts are going off the charts#tw alchohol mention#tw alcohol#tw alchoholism#if anyone needs context I'll repost another time lmao im sorry im too tired rn to expand#definitely will though!!!
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The Garden of Eden
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( @snazzyladreal )
#kirby#kirby series#bandana dee#bandana waddle dee#bandee#kirby bandana waddle dee#kirby bandana dee#kirby bandee#marx#marx kirby#kirby marx#marx x bandee#marx x bandana waddle dee#marx x bandana dee#mardee#MARDEE FANS TALK TO ME SOB SOB BEGGING PLEADING#kirbtober 2024#kirbtober#eli finally draws#don't ask why they're in a closet#sh
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Rope MF is one of the best Kirby OCs I’ve seen in a while. I love how he simultaneously is silly but also not a joke.
I can’t tell if you actually mean it or if it’s a joke that’s flying over my head, but thank you!!!
Focusing on the topic:
He is no joke, my guy swings on rope 24 hours a few days a week. Like I said in my previous post, probably have a crazy sleeper build.
Like if Bandana Waddle Dee was able to crack the planet at the beginning of his career, just imagine what Rope MF could do
Going into Rope MF origins when being created:
It’s funny you say that their not a joke because originally that what they were!
Rope MF was a joke character in a game concept I had where Kirby, King Dedede, and Meta Knight were all captured and Bandana Dee had to save the day.
It would’ve been a turned-based rpg where you had different waddle dees to join your party and Rope MF was one of them. Because while I was looking at the different types of waddle dees I just found it funny that swinging waddle dee was a type of waddle dee. Rope MF would’ve been one of the weakest member of your party because all he had was a rope, and you can’t do much with that. But then I grew fond of the idea of if you had him in your party the whole time, and if you complete his side quests he’d be one of your most powerful asset (imagine Terry from Lisa the Painful).
This was the first ever drawing of them:
This was the second drawing when Bandana Dee completes his arc of not being ashamed of being a waddle dee. He then goes on an entire rant about how each Waddle Dee was special, and I included Rope MF because I thought it was funny:
I lowkey became attached to Rope MF and decided to make them their own character backstory and all, but they’re mainly here to explain their love of ropes
Here’s a little bonus comic of the aftermath of the Megaton Punch:
Rope MF never changes and I love him for it
#Sorry for the ramble a bit there I’m just shocked and very happy that someone actually like Rope MF that much#Like “best in awhile” is crazy /pos because I’ve seen many other significantly better designed and written Kirby OCs recently#Don’t get me wrong I love Rope MF as if they were my own son but there are Kirby OCs that actually show complex motives and emotions beside#rope glee (Rope MF has a rope)#rope stress (Mirror dimension version of him does not have a rope)#and British distraught (Mirror dimension version of him is f*cking British)#But I’m very thankful you’ve been interacting with these silly Rope MF posts#and if Rope MF were to hear that compliment he’d be very confused but thankful nonetheless (they’re not the best with compliments)#but fr tho don’t take Rope MF in a fight they could probably rock your sh*t#Kirby#kirby oc#king dedede#bandana dee#Waddle dee#waddle dee oc#Rope MF#& ask away
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School wasn't easy for anyone but especially not me.
#wwdits#wwditsedit#wwdits edit#what we do in the shadows#wwdits spoilers#nadja of antipaxos#mine#not sh*#please the delivery of this was so funny 😭😭#in a way her and dee reynolds would be besties#we love an arson apologist!!#these are so dark on my phone sigh whatever#100
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"You- you SAW where the cloaked figure went?!?!?!?" "Ah.... un poco..."
"You're a spanish cleric???"
#accidentally spoke spanish at my first dnd session now there's no going back#Shadi (pronounced Sh-ah-dee) (like accented shawty) the Spanish Wood Elf Cleric
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i have acquired a tiny kirby
airpods for reference (this is the most scaleable item i had on me)
#IDK WHY ITS SO CINEMATIC LOL#i was like hmmm tiny kirby take pic#dont ask how my airpods are standing up like that i partake in witchcraft#this is so shitpost worthy fuehsjdjd#it was from a blind box :DD there was also a wanya#may or may not have wanted the wanya more bc i have seen no waddle dee stuff for some reason#kirby#tiny....#tiny kirbo#sh!tpost
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INSECURE 1.01: "Insecure as Fuck" RAP SH!T 2x05: "Dead End"
#insecure hbo#rap sh!t hbo#pocedit#tvedit#issa dee#shawna clark#mineedits#black girl magic#pocpopculture#blackontelevision#blackactressesdaily#black tumblr#blackgirlbeauty#dailytvwomen
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im fucking losing it
#so. this used to be a channel i used to watch a lot Back In The Day and yt randomly recced me their videos again? im having a fucking TIME.#they have this series called voltorb and its basically them live reacting to episodes....they talk a lot abt sh/eith in this one. HILARIOSU#this scene is keith entering the place where shiro's clones are and they just said: ORGY?????omhgf vkkvinnfg god im#was never the biggest sh/eith fan bc of yk the family implcations and age difference but ship and let ship yk idrc#but heleldoehjsfhgdfhfhd idek if they actually ship it this si so fucking funny i need to die#i reccomed this to everyone idc if u have The Trauma this HEALS U OKAY#sara says#vee ell dee
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What’s really fascinating to me is the main characters in Always Sunny are all objectively terrible people, at times quite possibly some of the worst™️ human beings you could ever meet, their schemes almost never work out and they usually get what’s coming to them (and usually deserve it), but that’s not all they are, and in spite of it all, after everything... I still care about them, truly and genuinely; in the end, I still... want them to be happy in some form just once. They do bad things but... good and bad people don’t exist, people are people are people.
And that’s such a testament to how they’re written I don’t even know how to describe it.
#iasip#it’s always sunny in philadelphia#dennis reynolds#mac mcdonald#charlie kelly#dee reynolds#jury’s still out on Frank jk jk but you know#I’m still a fan of seeing like Dennis be an absolutely pathetic sopping wet cat of a man at times#but I really like when they show growth or get a moment to shine#but the nature of the show often means it won’t last#but it will give us the glimpse and hope that it will and yet knowledge it probably won’t#because this is a fun show but it’s not a happy show... its title dripping in irony#I’ve been looking like that I’ve connected the two dots you didn’t connect sh*t image comparing it to literal Shakespeare lately#because many of his tragedies start out as comedies#and many of his protagonists doomed by the narrative#they could’ve went so many other ways and yet they never could have gone any other#I will 100% unironically argue iasip is a modern tragicomedy and you can’t have the one train of thought without the other#do we not weep for Macbeth#I will never forgive rcg for making me lose my mind so much or maybe I should thank them for expanding my mind leave me be#anmmbposts
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Metal family memessssssss!!!! <3333 (☆▽☆)
(⚠️TW two sh implied memes may be triggering⚠️)
#metal family#metal family memes#metal family meme#tw sh implied#tw sh joke#also yes I've been sh-ing for years so its a headcanon I i take comfort in that dee also sh
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DSAF Assorted HCs (Part 2)
yeah. uh. get fucking jumpscared. previous part here
once again expect some TKPverse stuff here ok? nice
Jack
This is important okay you need to fucking listen to me. that is a short, fat, hairy man. I don't care that he's corpsy he is hairy as hell.
he has. so many issues. there's probably more but my current hcs for him are npd, bipolar, n adhdtism
his nervous stim is backflipping (thx quentin)
He chose his own middle name and it starts with an F. that's all i'm saying
It has a biting/chewing stim and will chew on anything it can get its hands on. Dave can get bited as a treat. otherwise shirt
Jack can sew!! They did it often when they were taking care of Dee and picked it up from their mom.
^ Jack made Dee's scarf btw. also after dee's death, jack stopped sewing
Jack DID pick sewing back up again (kinda) when he realized he kinda has to sew their body parts back up
He fucking HATES being called "Jackie". no exceptions
From DSAF 1-2, he wears a wig. Pre-DSAF 3, he starts growing it out, though. cuts/shaves it into a fucked up mullet for DSAF 3 though.
..... the mullet is made out of mold. Sorry. He's insane and so am I
As it worked on the machine for the Flipside, whenever it got KFC, it always broke any wishbones in the bucket, hoping it would help contribute to the machine working- that all his efforts would be worth something. TKPverse, he still does this
Dave
This is obviously i LITERALLY MADE A WHOLE FUCKING POST ABOUT IT but Dave has bpd. He also has adhdtism n probs a few other things
Dave really doesn't like when people are behind her and rather people walk in front of her instead. ESPECIALLY when walking through doorways
actually likes licorice. in my heart.
Dave has faint tastebuds after the whole "eating an ashtray" thing. Kebabs are his comfort food though
Capable of falling asleep with his eyes open. This has made Jack shit a few times
Dave steals Jack's clothes sometimes. they're big on him
Peter
major sin i'm sorry. peter is a big disney fan. i don't have a favorite movie for him yet
more of a silly hc n not anything solid but when he dressed up as The Rat, I like to imagine Peter did a very horrible mickey impression. we love you peter
When Naomi's (his daughter) sixth birthday passed, Peter was so relieved that she survived that he cried to Caroline about it, after Naomi was tucked into bed
This is like. a hc i debatably switch between having and not, but Peter's middle name is Guy. for normal reason.s
Caroline
She and Jack actually got along well! They like to tease each other a lot
VERY skilled in wrestling
Caroline had several brothers she used to live with (she was the oldest sibling), so she can relate to Peter abt older sibling troubles
SHIT at fucking cooking. peter was the one who cooked. she did her best though
Japanese-American i can't accept her being fully white i'm sorry.
Matt
Further elaborating on the timeline stuff he has going on: Matt more or less has a hivemind throughout timelines that shares memories throughout. hope that helps
^ JACK DOES NOT FUCKING KNOW THIS AND MATT IS NOT LETTING HIM KNOW THAT.
I can't believe i never said this but Matt is mixed. filipino + white specifically. GO WASIAN BOY GO. he's not exactly as connected w his filipino heritage though
he actually likes madonna as an artist but he'd rather die than admit that. you're not getting that out of him.
Davesport
On the few occassions the two take a shower, Jack + Dave shower together. helps a lot. they make a fucking mess sometimes though
Sometimes they sleep together naked. fuck you. ok? sniff. let me have this
i'd put this in their respective sections, but jack + dave have specific sleeping styles. Jack likes to sleep all sprawled out, and Dave does that sometimes too! But mostly she's all cozied up to Jack. likes to feel smaller sometimes
Dave likes to knock his head against Jack sometimes ok? ok.
Relationships
now that i have gotten him i can finally confirm. oscar + matt bffs 4ever
Matt likes Jack, in the sense that he's interesting to it, with most timelines revolving around him. Would never want to get involved with his business though. It's too hot for that shit
Peter + Dave frenemies ftw... they will begrudgingly get along. they're more similar than they think
so like i know that i said jack + harry had a fling in the last post but i grew and changed as a person. that's a lesbian phone. I do think that Jack trusted Harry the most out of the other phoneys, though
I think Jack saw a bit of itself in Roger. never admitting though.
off-topic but has jack fucking hit on every phone employee of his. i haven't seen jake's shit but has he. Jack.
Dave actually has a ... somewhat nice acquaintanceship w Steven! i kinda need them to bond a little more ok?
#Grave's Digs#this is kaleschmidt exclusive content#what do you mean it's almost a year since i made my last hcs post. what.#btw you should totally ask me abt tkpverse dasf 3 events you should ask me how dees death affected family dynamics you sh#TabbyKat Rambles#yipe!
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it's actually insane how good queen of tears is.
#knock on wood because i still have four episodes left.#but the pacing and the way they've handled all these storylines#the emotional gut punches#I'm shook#when you almost cry after every episode you know it's some good sh!t#best drama for me all year#i like angst so fair warning lol#dee:dramarama#📺 kdramarama! dee
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shout-out to anyone who left notes on this i thought no one would read it lol!! thank you to anyone who said they liked this interpretation hehe dee empathizers rise up. anyway i am going to add some things i forgot to mention just so I can keep sharing my overthinking
a dark but huge part of my interpretation of dee's college days is also that dee self harms by burning herself (unashamedly inspired by A Little Life - Yanagihara). it started with her smoking cigarettes in high school-a habit she subconsciously picks up from her mother. the act of smoking would ground her and eventually she figured out that when she's feeling worse, putting the cigarette out on herself grounded her even more forcefully. it was real and solid and something to focus on when she was breaking down. in the show dee usually never smokes. in the early seasons she was extremely annoyed whenever dennis would. but in 'the gang broke dee' when her mental health is the worst we've ever seen it, she smokes. she also smoked when she thought the alternative was dying of a disease that makes movement difficult (very akin to her traumatic back brace days right?) ('hero or hate crime?'). so i think dee smokes whenever she's going through a crisis (and when she smokes, she self harms), which she basically is throughout her college years. so when dee breaks, she sets her roommate on fire, because they were supposed to be one, because dee sees herself in her, or at least she wanted to be able to (so while obviously it's an act of violence, it's also an extension of dee's self hatred and frustrations with herself)
absolutely fascinated by young dee who is criminally under-discussed so here is my dissertation on what happened in her college years (ft. dr. gainer, setting her roommate on fire, being institutionalized)/my idea for a fic that I will almost certainly never write/my way too serious take on a few throwaway dee lore lines
timeline background: we know that dee majored in psychology ('charlie got molested') and got "three fourths" of the way in (meanwhile dennis finished his psych minor.) assuming this was a four year program, I'm gonna guess that in her third year she got institutionalized and most likely had to drop out ('gun fever too: still hot'.) we also know that she had her back brace until she was twenty ('underage drinking'), so I'm guessing that means she got her back brace off in her third year.
we know that dennis fancied himself a psychologist since he was young, but I think dee did too. in particular I think she was wary and interested in her brother's psychology; she seems very aware of his psychopathy and bpd in 'making dennis reynolds a murderer' and 'psycho pete returns.' in my head she's been interested in dennis' psychology since they were kids and she saw him snapping crows necks. so instead of forcing her way into acting school, she studied psychology to better understand her brother (and also deep down, herself, who is very much the other side of the same fucked up coin.) it also meant she could tell herself she could study her characters even better when she became an actress.
i think she put in (her version of) genuine academic effort to get in, fuelled kind of by spite (remember the way she studied that thick medical book in 'hero or hate crime' or her very quick math in 'boggs: ladies reboot'). she studies books and gets cricket to quiz her and she still fails to get into penn. but frank always pitied her (i think she was his favorite of the twins-remember "let your sister into the gang", "that's my girl!", "i'm sorry the grift didn't work out, sweetie") so he shells out cash to get her in, but also to get her away from home so he has to deal with her even less.
dennis wants to do anything dee does but better and he wants to keep her close by (to watch her crash and burn, and also because he's weirdly possessive-see 'the gang broke dee' "i'm your select!"). and obviously he's barbara's favorite. so barbara gives him money to get in too. she also gets him into a frat and pays for his classes and his rent and everything he needs. dee has to live in a dumpy dorm with a female roommate.
but college presents dee a chance to moult her previous place in life where she was known as a monster (remember how insistent she was that "people can change!" in 'franks pretty woman'. I think dees always wanted to believe she can shed that feeling she's inferior, but she never has). in my head her female roommate is basically normal-has real friends of her own, mentally stable, attractive-which is exactly what dee craves. dee wants to be popular and well liked and she wants to infiltrate her roommates life, imitate her, be in the Cool group. and she places all her hopes on a friendship with the roommate but dee has never navigated real female friendships before, not with someone like her. deep down she also wishes she found what dennis found in mac, whatever it was, because ever since dennis met mac he's never been as close to her. and i do think dee is some flavor of queer. and the roommate is well liked in the way that dee admires and envies. so there is that blurriness between wanting to be her and wanting to be with her. in my head her roommate looks like the woman from dee's fantasy in 'the gang saves the day' (and they both represent that promise of escape from dee's shitty life).
dee is so desperate for the roommates approval and her love and her life that she goes insane, copying and flattering and competing with her. ever the shitty actress, she tries to emulate her, but comes off as manic and creepy. and maybe her roommate is nice enough to not completely shun her, recognizing that she's struggling. maybe in dees mind they actually are becoming friends when her roommate asks things like "are you okay?"
and dee has to talk about her plan with dennis because he's the only person who would Get It. and she makes it sound like it's almost working. dennis feels jealous and worried and threatened that maybe dee might actually be seen as normal, especially when she gets her back brace off in the third year. so dennis fucks her roommate, more of a show that he owns and controls each and every pathetic part of dee’s life than anything else. and so that dee knows she'll never be as good as him, she'll never as easily charm people as dennis does. (or at least he tells her he does).
to prove that To Someone dee is Good Enough, and so desperate for attention, dee (who's been groomed all this time) enters a sexual relationship with her professor dr. gainer. she tells herself she has the power in it, that she seduced him ("he didn't molest me. i had sex with him 'cause i wanted to.") and she has a mental break, because the thing she told herself held her back from being loved (her back brace) is finally gone by now and yet she still feels like a monster, and the only scrap of "love" she can get is from her professor.
and then she can't take the fact that she can steal her roommates clothes, can emulate her sexual prowess (in dee's own fucked up, delusional way), and still neither be well liked like her nor be loved by her. so maybe dee will always be a monster. so dee tried to burn her roommate in her bed, because she represented the promise of change and popularity, and that promise was a lie and dee's effort was for nothing. and she's institutionalized.
and i think there was kind of a falling out between the twins and their parents, because barbara wants to abandon dee but dennis can't help but visit her. and frank doesn't even step foot in a place that reminds him of his traumatic childhood, and avoids dee even more than he used to because she is his childhood mirror image. so the family becomes even more fractured and estranged.
and maybe dee becomes medicated and slowly crawls her way halfway to normal by the first season (her acting classes are so well-adjusted, taking part in healthy hobbies of her!). until her father comes back into her life and everything falls apart <3
side note, even though dee is crushingly lonely-"I just got a cat 'cause I wanted something to hang out with. I don't have, you know, a roommate or anything, and I don't really have anyone to talk to..."-AND she struggles to pay rent whenever frank cuts her off, i hc that she refused to ever get a roommate in particular female roommate again after this because both her internalized misogyny got worse and she was afraid of what would happen (what she would do) again.
#tw self harm mention#omg this makes me want to write this so bad or commission someone to write it but i am broke 😭😭#nina.rambles#dee reynolds#iasip headcanons#also i add this part as someone who used to sh so no im not trying to romanticize it or anything im just interpreting things as i see it!!
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If I Fell For You: Worst Nightmare
Summary: Jensen's worst nightmare is about to come true...
Masterlist
Pairing: Jensen x nanny!reader
Word Count: 1,600ish
Warnings: language, heavy mentions of injury/blood/car accident
A/N: The agnst is strong...
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Shouting woke you up. Very loud, very upset shouting. You blinked, slowly turning your head and finding the world was upside down. There was something to your left, something bent and the smell of metal and blood in the air made your nose twinge.
Then you remembered you were in the car. Driving on the highway to the brewery to grab some pizza and a few beers to bring home for dinner. You turned and touched the metal panel, the front of the car or part of the roof was your guess, now smack dab in the center console and cutting you off from the other side.
“Jay,” you croaked out. The shouting stopped and you squeezed your eyes shut. “Jensen. I’m okay.”
“Y/N,” he said as you remembered him shoving a hand in front of your chest.
“Please tell me you’re in one piece,” you whispered.
“Yeah, I-I think so. Y-You?”
“I think so too,” you said, putting a hand on the roof below you, the windshield caved in, passenger door looking like a crumbled piece of paper. “Jay, I’m stuck in here.”
“Are you okay?” he asked.
“I think it’s just bumps and bruises,” you said. “Can you move?”
“No,” he said quietly, not saying another word.
“Are you hurt?” He didn’t respond and you hit the panel between you. “Hey! Are you hurt?”
“I’m okay.”
“Dammit, tell me the truth.”
“My arm is cut up some but I’m okay. I can’t…fuck I can’t get out either.” He slapped the metal piece between you and you shushed him. “Y/N-“
“Relax honey. Sh, relax. I’m right here. I’m gonna be okay and you’re gonna…be okay…it’s going to be just fine. Just…just do your breathing that Ray showed you when you get anxious okay? It’ll…be okay,” you said, pressing your hand against your bleeding leg. “Shit.”
“You sound hurt,” he breathed out. “What’s wrong?”
“I’m uh, bleeding from my thigh. It’s not gushing so it couldn’t have been anything too bad, right?” you tried to joke, Jensen slamming against the panel again. “It’s not that deep. Also I’m pretty sure I have pizza in my hair.”
“What?”
“Yeah. I hope you like the smell of marinara cause that’s gonna take forever to wash out,” you said, trying to leverage yourself against the roof of the car. “Now’s as good a time as any to tell you this.”
“Tell me what?” he asked quietly. “Are you-”
“Led Zeppelin sucks and I cannot believe you have so many of their original records. Don’t even get me started on your infatuation with fucking country music. I hate country music and I think it’s time I put my foot down and ban it from the house. What do you say?” you said, squeezing your palm hard over your leg.
He let out a quiet huff of air that was akin to a dry laugh.
“I say you’re trying to distract me which either means you’re seriously fucked up over there and not telling me or you’re trying to keep me from having a panic attack by falsely insulting my music. So-”
“Hey, I do not like country as much as you and those are facts.”
“I know you don’t yet you listen to it for me,” he said, realizing for the first time it was still playing on the radio. “Imagine if you had to die listening to music you hated.”
“I’d live out of pure spite,” you said, Jensen chuckling a little. “I promise it’s the later. Trust me. If it were bad, I’d be asking you all sorts of shit about Dee so we can shit talk your music choices in the afterlife.”
He laughed for a split second, grunting loudly and making your heart race. “Yeah, you’re okay. Or not actively dying at least.”
“Not doing that. On the negative, everything hurts but positive side, I smell like pizza and beer, two of your favorite things.”
“Always got those silver linings,” he said as you heard sirens in the distance. “Y/N?”
“Yeah, honey?”
“You know how I said my arm was cut up?” he said, swallowing thickly. The pit in your stomach dropped, eyes closing.
“How bad is it?” you whispered.
“Bad enough I wrapped my belt around my arm to stop the bleeding.”
“Be honest. Please,” you said, wishing you could do something, anything. The silence was deafening, his labored inhale the only indication that he was still awake. “How bad?”
“There’s a piece of metal sticking out of my forearm. Pretty sure it sliced through the veins in there judging by the amount of blood.” You fought back tears, taking a shaky breath. “I’m really cold and tired. But I’m gonna stay awake-”
“Write me a song. Write me a fucking country song right now,” you said, forcing your eyes open. “What’s the melody?”
“Uh, what?” he asked. “Y/N, I’m-”
“I know what you’re saying and you can stay up until dawn even when you’re exhausted when you’re working on music so you write me a damn song right now and stay the fuck awake,” you croaked out.
“Well I need a banjo in there because I know that’s your favorite,” he teased, car doors slamming nearby.
“You’re a dickhead,” you said, Jensen chuckling. “Alright, banjo. What else?”
“Violin and a cello somehow. You fucking love the sound of-”
“Him first!” you shouted when you saw some boots in front of you, quickly watching them jog to his side of the car.
“Oh shit,” one of the responders said and with that, your heart truly sank, unsure if it would ever come back up.
They’d gotten Jensen out of the car first and carted off by the time you had a makeshift bandage around your thigh. Something felt off with your leg and several hours and a surgery later, your foot was in a cast. But when you woke up in post-op, Jensen wasn’t there, a nurse telling you he was still in the operation room.
So now all you could do was sit in a room in the ICU, staring out the glass door, praying you saw Jensen. It felt like the longest twenty three minutes of your life.
You shot straight up in bed when you saw a sleepy looking Jensen getting stopped in a bed outside your door.
“Whoa. I want to stay in the hot girl’s room,” he murmured, winking lazily at you. Yeah, he was definitely hopped up on something, his right arm wrapped and wrapped and wrapped in a thick mass of bandages.
“Let’s leave her alone,” said the nurse behind the bed, pushing him forward again, making him shout. She froze, Jensen staring in your room, shaking his head out.
“That’s my wife. I want to be with her.” The nurse sighed, Jensen’s face falling. “Please,” he whispered, voice cracking.
“You can see her in a minute, I promise,” she said, pushing him along. You waited exactly four minutes before slamming the nurse button over and over, one entering your room, giving you an annoyed glare.
“You should be sleeping,” she said. “You need to rest.”
“My husband is on the other side of this wall and last time I saw him he was bleeding out so I think a five minute field trip is more than fair-”
“He’s asleep like you should be.” You stared her down, the nurse eventually relenting. “Just stay there.” She left and returned after three minutes, shoving an ipad in your hand. “We used these during the pandemic. You can facetime him for a few minutes but then you both need sleep.”
She tapped a number and a split second later, Jensen’s beat up face appeared on screen.
“Well if ain’t the hot girl calling me from her bed,” he teased, the nurse rolling her eyes and leaving. “Are you alone?”
“Yeah. How are you?” you asked. He held up his injured arm and sighed. “You’re alive and that’s what matters.”
“I’m going to need physical therapy again. Months to recover and rebuild the muscle in my forearm. I already know it. You too with that foot of yours.” He rested his head against his pillow. “What about that cut on your leg?”
“Just gotta lay off it for a bit. It’s the same leg as my broken foot so that’ll be easy.” You both just stared at each other for a moment, a mess of bruises and small cuts littering your skin. “We’ll get through this.”
“I know.” He glanced down, closing his eyes. “I didn’t realize I was bleeding so bad until you made me calm down by insulting one of the best bands in history. You saved my neck.”
“That only happened because you put your arm in front of me. It could have been so much worse and-”
“Silly girl,” he murmured, slowly forcing his eyelids open, a softness to them you weren’t expecting. “I’ll always protect you. If you get a little less hurt because I did then that’s a win for me.”
Your bottom lip wobbled, Jensen shushing you. “Don’t say things like that, Jay.”
“Says the girl who stopped me from having a full on panic attack during arguably my worst nightmare. We protect each other, that’s how it works.” You smiled, Jensen returning it. “I’m taking you to a country music festival when we’re up for it in honor of saving me.”
“I want a divorce.”
He laughed so loud you heard it echo down the hall. He’d be okay again. You both would.
Eventually.
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PILE 1 COLLECTIVE
7 of pentacles. ace of cups. the magician.
channeled songs: sh-boom - the chords. starstruck - christopher wilde. magic - bob. where you lead - carole king.
people admire how much of a visionary you are! your aesthetic sensitivity, long-term goals, personal values, business skills, creativity, and optimism are some sources of your beauty. people find you to be very physically beautiful in general though. maybe it’s the advice you give or the pleasant sound of your voice, but your charm is undeniable. people also appreciate your unique flare, work ethic, and emotional intelligence. it’s clear you have big dreams and capabilities. something about you is dependable and trustworthy to others. you have tinkering energy and raw talent. people recognize the positive impact you make regardless of the environment. you may often be in a fixer-upper, alchemist, support system, teacher role. people admire your dedication and feel more connected to their dreams/purpose because of you. your energy is healing and uplifting. the sincerity in your heart is a gift and allows others to find hope/relief in you. you’re a trailblazer, philanthropist, humanitarian that does the world good simply by existing and sharing your light. your self-assured outlook is infectious and the way you make life feel like a party is irreplaceable. people admire how much of a safe space and muse you are, tied all into one.
PILE 2 COLLECTIVE
knight of cups. 2 of wands. 9 of wands rx.
channeled songs: perfect (exceeder) - mason. the heart wants what it wants - selena gomez. come & get it - selena gomez.
you are a natural flirt and an object of affection, whether you know it or not! you've got sweetheart/crush/eye candy energy. people love to simply know and be near u. it can be hard to read your mind because of your gentle/feminine/passive nature, which tends to keep the thrill or mystery alive! you're someone that can appear intimidating or too hot to handle, but your inner self is much more reassuring and grounded. people find your resilience, charm, social status, patience, thoughtfulness, style, and mysteriousness to be beautiful. it’s giving hot but unavailable/bad bitch or bad boy. you can be quite protective with your energy/time, which people admire. you know not to settle and to treat yourself like the prize. you often intimidate but intrigue others. cat's got their tongue when they look at you! you embody the beauty standard or simply have that “it” factor. you leave people wanting more and struggling to move on from you. you’re unforgettable and mesmerizing, which is beautiful. you’re like a still and elegant work of art that people would go up to admire in a museum. sometimes it can seem like you're a shiny toy that everyone wants a chance to play with, but you’re not easily impressed.
PILE 3 COLLECTIVE
queen of swords. 5 of wands rx. knight of pentacles. knight of wands.
channeled songs: look at me, i’m sandra dee - grease soundtrack. something that i want - grace potter.
your composure, morality, clear judgment, inner beliefs, and stimulating conversation are really attractive to others! people feel that you have a way with words or a commanding presence without actually exerting force. you’re strategic and wise beyond your years, which makes people want to respect you. others also admire your resilience and thoughtfulness. you can easily find answers to problems or have an unmatched intuition to those around you. you’re in it to win it, which makes u dedicated and passionate. for some, you may relate to the underdog. even with life’s tough challenges, you always persevere. people admire your loyalty & find your mind attractive. you may tend to keep to yourself or people could view you as having a big ego, but your tunnel vision blocks out all that noise. you're admired for the way you defy expectations and others’ authority. you are the boss of your own life and a force to be reckoned with. your identity is a mix of stoic tradition + edgy rebellion, which can surprise people at times. your tenacity, analytical traits, high spirits, and capacity to lead are beautiful. you have natural leadership skills that make people want your approval or loyalty. your aura is dominant and elusive so people know better than to stand in your way or do anything other than tag along for the ride.
PILE 4 COLLECTIVE
8 of swords. 9 of swords. 8 of pentacles. justice (libra).
channeled songs: i’m a mess - bebe rexha. mind over matter - young the giant.
your past, independence, emotional maturity/depth, complex mind, shadow self, and resilience are focal points of attraction. you are a survivor who takes their time in opening up/letting go. people admire the capabilities of your heart and feel a lot of sympathy for you. others may feel that you are too much of a people pleaser or often underestimate/overwork yourself, which makes them want to show up for you. the more reluctant with embracing confidence you are, the more people want to advocate for your potential and growth. others feel like you deserve all the privileges and platforms that you may have been previously denied. you deserve to take up space. people tend to develop a karmic attraction to you where they want to see things through or can’t bring themselves to leave your life. you are hardworking and deserving of everything good, which can enhance other people’s desire to provide and show up for you. if life has not been fair to you, this inspires generosity and admiration in others. people feel protective and want to advocate for you. your fairness and respect for the balance of life is also beautiful. people enjoy how even-tempered, considerate, honest, and reflective you are. they see you as the work hard, play hard type. “went from nothing to something”, apocalyptic energy. you’re on your grind and everyone wants to be a personal cheerleader to you. you fight the good fight and others believe in ur potential because of how beautiful your heart is + how much you’ve overcome. your willpower is also a defining statement/testament of your core identity.
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Today is the day is...
Waddle Dee Wendesday
(I forgot to draw Wadlee Dee with an umbrella sh-)
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