#decrepit old twink

[mosspapi]

How do I always end up drawing myself as either a decrepit old man or the most twinkish femboy known to man. There is no in between.

Worst part is both always look pretty accurate.

[obikin-obsessor]

I want more force ghost obikin smut. Old decrepit old man Obi-Wan who needs ghost viagra just to get it up and prime twink era Anakin who’s even more into him and utterly insatiable.

[morgz-mortuary]

We don't give enough credit and appreciation to John H Watson in Moriarty the Patriot.

He literally gaslight an entire nation into thinking that the twink of a man that was William James Moriarty, was in fact, an old decrepit man.

[sovietsquiddo]

funger fans will see a skinny decrepit twink with the hairline of a 60 year old eat a centipede straight out of the dirt and go 'god I cant not fuck him'

[todestriebtheorie]

funny that i havent been big on the old man fucker agenda as of late.... whenever i see a decrepit guy my thought is always well theres a barely legal twink tied to him by pseudoincestuous implications whod probably do the job better than me

[themuskrater]

MORTHOS

Your PCs are sexy twinks and beautiful ladies, mine's decrepit old man who lives in the woods. We are not the same.

Morthos is a tiefling mage, the spawn of a Devil Lord of the same name. Because of his father's infamous reputation, Morthos was exiled from his home and settled down in a shack in the forest outside the city walls. Eventually, as the years passed, Morthos' existence became an urban legend to the locals. His presence is used to scare the kids into staying out of the woods at night. But if you do get lost, you may be lucky enough to encounter a pale tiefling offering you a cup of tea, a pipe to smoke, and somewhere warm to sleep until sunrise. Unlike his father, Morthos has no desire to conquer or destroy. He's spent his life doing small acts of kindness to counter the misery his father's caused.

[dominikadecember]

Started off for a pretty toxic blonde dude and came out obsessed with a decrepit old man that is a twink in the eyes of a 500+ vamp 😉

[egipci]

Freako sick thoughts? 🤔 BROKE; Homophobic John caused Dean's repressed bisexuality. WOKE; Homophobic John calling Dean the F-slur while balls deep in his boy's 🍑. BESPOKE; Dean catching his Homophobic Dad choking on rando's 🍆 in a dark alleyway.

Happy Friday my friend <3 thanks for calling in!

(I’m endlessly fascinated by your woke option — I haven’t seen the f-word used in a sexy context in fic before, but it should be! I think it would break Dean’s mind a little to hear his dad call him that as like, a semi-approving term of endearment, for obvious reasons. (Especially in my most favorite version of them — beefy twunk Dean and lanky decrepit old man <3). But it can also be devastating and humiliating and vicious, or all that AND sexy— as always the possibilities are endless.

Now as you may know any dick-sucking John activity is reserved for twunk fresh-vet John in my heart (and what better candidate for the dick than Dean himself?). But there is also a really interesting main timeline scenario in which Dean catches his homophobic Dad getting his dick sucked by a barely legal twink who looks plausibly like him— heartbreaking if John won’t consummate with him! But also what if Dean doesn’t fully realize/articulate his feelings until after, when he understands Dad might seek out a man at all? (This brings to mind whatever cal/nate jacobs have going on actually). Or, what if they already got a sort-of-established thing going, and still John seeks a dude out? I tend to think that John is not really into men (he’s into *Dean*) but even if we push all attempts to suppress that desire for the sonwife aside, paying a little twink feels less shitty than paying a vulnerable young lady, I imagine.)

[stinkrascal]

i REALLY wanted vlad to use that skin i put on askeladd like i wanted it to work so bad. but it simply makes him look TOO old which i know is controversial bc everyone on simblr cannot agree if hes a mid 20s twink or a decrepit 100 yr old wrinkly ballsack of a man. but alas. i cant use the pretty skin:(

[megalodonpussy]

Andrew Garfield calling himself middle aged at 38 is such a gay moment for him

[tbhimnoteasyonmyself]

If you watch Star Wars correctly, you'll understand that, in the end, Palpatine was just addicted to being a sugar daddy to men with trauma

[transhitman]

Nadakhan: what is your first wish

Me: I WISH YOU HAD BRITISH TEETH FOREVER. I WISH YOU WERE A DECREPIT OLD TWINK FOREVER. AND I WISH YOU HAD ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION FOREVER.

Nadakhan:

[sasorikigai]

so mister scorpion, apparently that green spectre you met thinks shang tsung is a twink and i think he might snap the sorcerer in half.

Random Inbox Shenanigan || anonymous, mention of @splatterlewis || always accepting! 

▬▬ι═══════ﺤ 🔥 || The spectre finds already indistinctive lines of his past and future blurring and distorting, as he recalls numerous graves marked with stone and a breathing, living person with trembling, old hands and soft exasperated, fond expression who twirled and who danced and used to love. He vaguely remembers the blissful, effulgent life itself - but his heart is no longer beating with fevered flames, but gone silent and cold. A hard stone that has been charred and blackened over, which doesn’t have anything, but a name craved on it. Because of that serpentine, wicked sorcerer, he holds promises that had been lost in the fleeting grasp of his fists. For Shang Tsung is the epitome of cunning and decadence - soul-extracting snake who has committed multitudes of atrocities. 

Everything Hanzo Hasashi has known had been long swallowed in the tumultuous storm of life - the torrential seas of turning time, growing up and the world changing too fast for the seemingly eons of years gone amiss and wasted. “Serving Netherrealm and fighting against the realm of my origin had been dishonorable enough for my heart and soul, but I could never forgive myself for plunging my kunai deep into his throat and having my way with him in scorching hellfire still haunts my conscience,” his distorted, scorched baritone is saturated with remorse and brimming wrath. It is a bitter pill he will constantly swallow, as Scorpion did flush his dreams without ever taking advantage of his unexpected turn of events, as he sought complete freedom. 

As long as the soul-siphoning and devouring sorcerer lived, Scorpion will continue to carousel between self-condemnation and loathing. The volume of his abomination so great and deafening that it begs for him to do something much worse than simply snap him in half. “I would want to watch him suffer in exsanguination, as I will de-spine him from his mortal flesh, then to liberate every consumed soul in order to watch the smug face of his deteriorate and grow decrepit. He will face the rot and decay which he brought the realms, as he will agonize in inexorable pain for eternity.” ▬▬ι═══════ﺤ 🔥 || 

[dl-incorrect-quotes]

Demise: you decrepit old twink!

Oni: you ancient bottom!

[lupuslikethewolf]

King Viserys' decrepit arse organising a wedding where:

his wife (daughter's ex-lover) declares war because of course, that's normal wedding procedure

his daughter kisses her uncle again in front of the entire court after asking him to marry her and steal her away

his daughter is marrying her gay cousin (gay/bi solidarity)

his own cousin, rhaenys, the coolest person in the whole godsdamn realm, has come prepared with spreadsheets and an essay on 'healthy relationship dynamics and polyamory' for when her husband and cousins pull their respective heads out of their arses

he is dying and collapses and is the king

he lets a kingsguard knight beat up some poor twink for saying 'side-piece solidarity'

someone dies though, arguably, it's a westerosi wedding and his name was jeoffry, so he really was double-fucked.

the groom drowns his sorrows in alcohol at the ripe old age of seventeen and the bride hooks up with the hunk who saved her life instead (look. the groom and the new side-piece have an Understanding, okay? this one's better. he's not dornish)

[toastcryptid]

Tfp Starscream is a decrepit old twink past his prime