#deck me in the FACE

[creativeusermeme]

i have but one wish for castlevania nocturne s2

edit: WAS NOBODY GONNA FUCKING TELL ME I SPELLED CASTLEVANIA WRONG

[equestriagirl16]

MALLYUU HOWLS MOVING CASTLE AU

MC BEING THE: “Find me in the future!”

TO MALLEUS’: Sorry I kept you waiting.~”

UUUUUUUAAAAAAGHHHHHASACBANSJSKS-

[yashley]

Say something true!

[cabinetduo]

likeee hes really really intelligent like genius level but has very little social intelligence and also very little emotional intelligence but that doesn't stop him from caring and loving deeply it just makes it hard for him to express himself to his loved ones or give them the advice they need sometimes. and he comes into the server like not naive but very wide-eyed and trusting and purgatory leveled that to the ground. he is emotionally volatile constantly and despite him saying that he's not effected by things his responses to 1) Fred's "death" 2) hideduos date and 3) Empanda's death via eyeworker says otherwise. he claims to be extremely self aware but he is not, well sometimes he is but he will not talk about it he'd rather die. he's so unserious and takes the world at arms length except for his daughter who is his #1 reason for living. he can be a piece of shit often and laughs in the face of vulnerability but he'll always come and apologize afterwards. he's just a guy he just turned 20 and hes a single father and also a master engineer and idk man idk

[mimefish]

Can we please just take a moment to mourn all the batshit insane fanart we would've had if Etho had stuck with his Mario skin. Thank you and goodnight

[themissingmango]

I made a collage of some of my favorite top gun drawings I’ve made in the last year as a kind of New Year’s reflection through art! This past year has been many difficult things, but it’s also been incredible—sharing my art with you all has brought so much joy into my life! x

[zongzhii]

fish

illustration for Knights of Dawn Arknights x Pokemon TCG

[eliyips]

the glorious and unexpected victor of phase 2!!!

+ lines :)

[floertoer]

[kattywack]

[stormsharknado]

BTW I was a conjuror for this year's renfaire

Hat, corset, sleeves, and shoe coverings are all homemade - peep the Myth symbols, they were recreated from screenshots of the game!

[patrice-bergerons]

Losing my mind a little thinking about what sex, should they choose to have it, would be like for Aziraphale and Crowley given that the physiology of their not exactly human bodies is at least in part dictated by what they believe it to be.

Let me unpack: sure, while on earth their bodies do operate within a human paradigm to some extent. (Hence Aziraphale's fear of getting discorporated should his head be chopped off.) But at the same time, for one, they aren't exactly human -- they don't have to eat or drink or sleep and the laudanum does not kill Crowley.

More importantly though, Crowley can drive thru a literal ring of fire in a burning car and be fine because as God tells us, he has an imagination--he decides it will be okay and so it is.

And sex is so alien a concept to them both and not something you generally observe other people doing. So even if they are crawling up the walls with the need to know one another they would have no clue what it is they are exactly supposed to do to begin with. (I am not even sure it would have occurred to them to add genitalia to their bodies until they start to explore this romance between the two of them.)

They are also both such stubborn bastards. Thus sex would likely be the two of them doing "research", coming to some wildly inaccurate conclusion(s), and then insisting yeah no this is really how it works.

And even if thru much vexation and trial and error they come to something close to human sex and something they enjoy, on the margin, the mechanics of it would be somewhat different than how real humans have sex, because there is no one there to give them notes. And they would both absolutely believe they are doing it right.

(I also really want Crowley to take the "bigger the better" adage to heart and come to Aziraphale with a hard dick he made to be a whole metre long only for an unimpressed Aziraphale to go "and what exactly do you expect me to do with this, my dearest?? should I unhinge my jaw like a snake???")

[yhrite]

Pro gamer hours (playing tetris and ranking E on every single stage)

[ceaselessims]

maybe out of left field but has anyone here considered red wine supernova by chappell roan for stolitz bc the lyrics kind of slap for them

[blondiiebaby]

[lumilescense]

Client: What do you want to know about my case?

Holmes: What was your relationship with the governess?

Client, lying through his teeth: Perfectly professional.

Holmes: Mhm. Fuck off now, I dont work with liars.

Client: Ex-excuse me?!?! What are you implying!? HOW DARE YOU-

Watson, narrating: His self control is incredible

Client: *storms out*