#deck me in the FACE
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i have but one wish for castlevania nocturne s2
edit: WAS NOBODY GONNA FUCKING TELL ME I SPELLED CASTLEVANIA WRONG
#castlevania nocturne#trephacard#that was a lie. i wish for an olrox backstory episode because he has charmed me with his coatl form and enemies-to-lovers speedrun strats.#i also wish for the abbot to get decked in the face. and for eduoard to meet some of the nightcreatures hector and/or isaac made. and for-
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MALLYUU HOWLS MOVING CASTLE AU
MC BEING THE: “Find me in the future!”
TO MALLEUS’: Sorry I kept you waiting.~”
UUUUUUUAAAAAAGHHHHHASACBANSJSKS-
#this thought ran across the room and decked me in the face so hard-#I SWEAR-#twisted wonderland#disney twisted wonderland#twisted wonderland x reader#twisted wonderland x mc#twisted wonderland au#twst x reader#twst x mc#twst au#twisted wonderland malleus#twst malleus#malleus draconia#malleus x reader#malleus x mc#twisted wonderland headcanons#twst headcanons#twst imagines#twisted wonderland imagine#malleus draconia x reader#malleus draconia x mc#twisted wonderland scenarios#twst scenarios#camiposts
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Say something true!
#critical role#ygifs#imogearne#imogen x fearne#when you’re taking a picture of the most beautiful thing you’ve ever seen and the camera falls back and fucking decks you in the face#fearne going it’s ok you don’t need to confess I know~~ while imogen interrupts to say ‘’you’re a loser’’ they drive me NUTSkljsgdlkjs#also my brain is a little beehive cos these two Started with Fearne being the enabler to darker things while imogen was cautious#to fearne Seeing imogen about to be lost to ruidus and hardveering into panic that the power would never be worth losing her#to imogen hearing fearne hesitate and deny the shard and then telling fearne she should do it anyway#the way these two handle the other's Sways in darkness in such a Knowing way - ‘’Are you sure it wasn’t intentional?’’#there’s like this ping and before it was encouraging and now fearne is scared and imogen is enabling the risk#and it’s like either imogen is silently ensuring laudna’s safety by fearne taking the shard despite any risk#or imogen honestly believes that fearne is stronger even than the power she would embrace. There is no risk. Fearne will conquer this.#so it’s like is it ulterior motives or is it faith or is it hypocrisy or is it all three at once it's so good#imogen spending her entire life running from her power so isn’t it so much easier to tell fearne she can just do it while imogen couldn’t#or is it just her genuinely encouraging fearne from Knowing the aftermath of pursuing the power#but it's like imogen ...... why would fearne choose you over the possibility for power when she's never done that before#and is this insistence/encouragement going to actually reassure fearne or is it going to be another crack#and when they do the ritual fearne asks imogen to be the one to take her out and imogen tries to comfort her by agreeing#and fearne looks on sadly and nods#remembering when she was asked to be the one to take imogen out and all fearne knew was that she couldn’t#anyway imogen's face when fearne said you're in love with me imogen said NOT NOWDSHKJF
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likeee hes really really intelligent like genius level but has very little social intelligence and also very little emotional intelligence but that doesn't stop him from caring and loving deeply it just makes it hard for him to express himself to his loved ones or give them the advice they need sometimes. and he comes into the server like not naive but very wide-eyed and trusting and purgatory leveled that to the ground. he is emotionally volatile constantly and despite him saying that he's not effected by things his responses to 1) Fred's "death" 2) hideduos date and 3) Empanda's death via eyeworker says otherwise. he claims to be extremely self aware but he is not, well sometimes he is but he will not talk about it he'd rather die. he's so unserious and takes the world at arms length except for his daughter who is his #1 reason for living. he can be a piece of shit often and laughs in the face of vulnerability but he'll always come and apologize afterwards. he's just a guy he just turned 20 and hes a single father and also a master engineer and idk man idk
#certain character traits paired w certain aesthetics that clash but also compliment will always get me#not even the biggest leovaldez fan but qtubbo is so leo coded#i dunno this might b a post 4 another time but i was thinking abt it and the split off point between qtubbo and CTUBBO make me crazy#ctubbo would deck qtubbo in the face and walk away and qtubbo would probably say some shit like 'lol i deserved that'#NO ONE DOES SELF HATRED LIKE HIM ‼️‼️#qsmp tag#qsmp#smp analysis#q!tubbo
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Can we please just take a moment to mourn all the batshit insane fanart we would've had if Etho had stuck with his Mario skin. Thank you and goodnight
#imagine with me for a second. hermitcraft mail system? ethario jumping in and out of pipes with letters.#decked out? mario scampering through the burning through the burning dark.#IMAGINE ETHOSLAB FANART WITHOUT A FACE COVERING. FULL BARE FACE AND WITH A MOUSTACHE TOO#etho#ethoslab#imp and skizz podcast#elfy talks#breaking news: man who invented the hopper clock is italian
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I made a collage of some of my favorite top gun drawings I’ve made in the last year as a kind of New Year’s reflection through art! This past year has been many difficult things, but it’s also been incredible—sharing my art with you all has brought so much joy into my life! x
#my art#top gun fanart#top gun fandom#top gun maverick#bradley rooster bradshaw#pete maverick mitchell#the hard deck#darkstar#natasha phoenix trace#collage#this silly plane movie with cocky pilots really smacked me in the face and woke me up and I’m so grateful that it did#anyways love you guys 💙💙#happy almost new years!
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the glorious and unexpected victor of phase 2!!!
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#hermitcraft#hermitcraft fanart#hermitblr#hermitcraft s9#decked out 2#bdubs#bdoubleo100#traditional art#mixed media#tradigital#his face makes me happy#eliyipsart#mcyt#mcyt fanart
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#fairy tail#cana alberona#elfman strauss#levy mcgarden#gildarts clive#erza scarlet#laxus dreyar#gray fullbuster#makarov dreyar#mirajane strauss#lisanna strauss#meme#shitpost#i like to talk in the tags but idk if people see it#why is the quality so bad 😔#gildarts said that shit with the goofiest smile on his face and cana had to resist the urge to deck him#kid elfman is so special to me look at how goofy he is in that little suit#levy being the (probably) only fairy tail member to go to school means she gets to be pretentious#as a treat
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#let me deck lorroakan in the face mid dialogue plz#bg3 tav#bg3#gale of waterdeep#gale x tav#gale dekarios#bg3 rolan
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BTW I was a conjuror for this year's renfaire
Hat, corset, sleeves, and shoe coverings are all homemade - peep the Myth symbols, they were recreated from screenshots of the game!
#wizard101#id joke this is a face reveal but i was posting selfies when i was thirteen on here lol#also this harris hawk was 29 years old. That hawk is older than me. I love her#next year I want to make some pants and a cape from the game#I also want to get an actual deck holder and cards#jewelry too. really this is my excuse to cosplay w101
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Losing my mind a little thinking about what sex, should they choose to have it, would be like for Aziraphale and Crowley given that the physiology of their not exactly human bodies is at least in part dictated by what they believe it to be.
Let me unpack: sure, while on earth their bodies do operate within a human paradigm to some extent. (Hence Aziraphale's fear of getting discorporated should his head be chopped off.) But at the same time, for one, they aren't exactly human -- they don't have to eat or drink or sleep and the laudanum does not kill Crowley.
More importantly though, Crowley can drive thru a literal ring of fire in a burning car and be fine because as God tells us, he has an imagination--he decides it will be okay and so it is.
And sex is so alien a concept to them both and not something you generally observe other people doing. So even if they are crawling up the walls with the need to know one another they would have no clue what it is they are exactly supposed to do to begin with. (I am not even sure it would have occurred to them to add genitalia to their bodies until they start to explore this romance between the two of them.)
They are also both such stubborn bastards. Thus sex would likely be the two of them doing "research", coming to some wildly inaccurate conclusion(s), and then insisting yeah no this is really how it works.
And even if thru much vexation and trial and error they come to something close to human sex and something they enjoy, on the margin, the mechanics of it would be somewhat different than how real humans have sex, because there is no one there to give them notes. And they would both absolutely believe they are doing it right.
(I also really want Crowley to take the "bigger the better" adage to heart and come to Aziraphale with a hard dick he made to be a whole metre long only for an unimpressed Aziraphale to go "and what exactly do you expect me to do with this, my dearest?? should I unhinge my jaw like a snake???")
#good omens#good omens meta#ineffeble husbands#i read a fic yesterday that was well written but man#the sex was soooooo human down to the smallest detail#it left me thinking why do you have literally zero imagination op lmao#i also want crowley who having decided he might want to have sex#and trying to decide on which genitelia to add to his body#asks a gay couple snogging on the street#whether it wouldn't be easier if one of them had a vagina??#and then gets decked in the face lol
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Pro gamer hours (playing tetris and ranking E on every single stage)
#I downloaded almost twenty games onto this steam deck but the pull of tetris is STRONG#how tf am I doing so badly I am stacking these things high before I break em’ down#me#my face#gay
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maybe out of left field but has anyone here considered red wine supernova by chappell roan for stolitz bc the lyrics kind of slap for them
#she did it right there out on the deck / put her canine teeth in the side of my neck#i just wanna get to know you / i guess i didn't quite think it through#fell in love with the thought of you#now i'm choked up face down burnt out#also special consideration for the line:#you just told me want me to fuck you / baby i will cause i really want to#ugh#stolitz#helluva boss#stolas x blitz#idk what tags but hopefully this circulates
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#for science someone should let me deck them in the face to see if my name imprints#me#blonde#girl blogger#fashion#girly tumblr#pink aesthetic#girly stuff#jewelry#gold#rings#aesthetic
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Client: What do you want to know about my case?
Holmes: What was your relationship with the governess?
Client, lying through his teeth: Perfectly professional.
Holmes: Mhm. Fuck off now, I dont work with liars.
Client: Ex-excuse me?!?! What are you implying!? HOW DARE YOU-
Watson, narrating: His self control is incredible
Client: *storms out*
#sherlock holmes#acd holmes#the problem of thor bridge#this dude is the funniest bitch to me. i love watching holmes be ready to deck him in the face#watson is bootlicking a bit tho
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If anyone's looking for me, I'll just be over here crying about the Spike cards in the Buffy tarot deck
#personal#this is not a face#for reasons unbeknownst to me I'm getting into tarot and thought if I'm going completely insane I might as well go all in#and get the BtVS deck#me upon finding out Buffy and Spike aren't The Lovers: not sure if this is worth my money#me upon finding out they are The Sun instead: I am NOT going to cry about a tarot deck#also Willow and Tara are the lovers and I mean can't argue with that#Angel has like 2 cards and they're both lame lmaooo#tags:#spike#d: were you there with me?
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