#dec 17 apocalypse

[deadly-nightshade]

AGE OF APOCALYPSE - Live at For The Children Dec/17/2022

[goldgalaxytea]

They wanted the truth so I gave it to them

[eve-pug]

Dec. 17th 12:00 am

[sissymaids]

come join us

Tumblr for adults!

https://www.eblue.com

[wishmakersblog]

Twas the Night Before Hell.

Twas the Night Before Hell, and all through the site,

Tumblr users were protesting with all of their might.

The Safe-For-Work tags were hung up with care,

In hopes that the Demon Bot would passover there.

I on my phone, in this shit mobile app,

Watched all of the memes of this website's collapse.

The users were snuggled all tight in their beds,

While visions of female nipples danced in their heads.

The time growing nearer, porn artists grew strapped,

While I waited for a gif on this piece of shit app.

Furries and Anime was flagged with a clatter,

I checked out some posts to see what was the matter.

Away to the searches I flew with a flash,

Reloading a few times and praying not to crash.

When what to my confused eyes would appear,

"Your Post Had Been Flagged", the reason unclear.

With a stupid red banner so lively and quick,

I knew it was a bot, who thought it was slick.

It blocked out and flagged and called them by name,

"On boobs, on hentai, on old chronic pain!"

"On furries, on sex ed, and food porn on main!"

"From the tone of their skin to art made by all!"

"All flagged as explicit, this is their downfall!"

Up to the post tops the bastards all flew,

To check out the tags, those spared were few.

They came for a post which was simply tagged "oof",

Which was just two girls suntanning on a roof.

Users ran for the hills with new sites abound,

Like Pillowfort, Instagram and Twitter they found.

Some hopes had been tarnished, their porn side blogs thrashed,

With beautiful artwork treated like trash.

A girl with her breasts out was like a hail Mary,

And Tumblr, the hypocrite, had been quite contrary.

To innocent things they had kept saying no,

Till Apple decided that they had to go.

Then they blamed harmless porn, and without a warning,

Had taken our things, and users started warring.

Our posts were being flagged, our art we loved dearly.

The staff have no clue how to run this place, clearly.

We were frightened and frankly, a great deal pissed off,

And so many users are all logging off.

Some bread had been flagged, I knew this was broken,

The staff had no clue of the hell they'd awoken.

"Maybe a glitch?" We asked, "a quirk?"

"No." Said the staff. "This was our work."

The bot flagged a picture of a beautiful rose,

And later a post with a sweet baby's nose.

The app was delayed, the damage not done,

But at least the memes were made in good fun.

Now sweet little Kirby's been flagged as explicit.

This dumb fucking bot will never quite get it.

[dynatoxinc]

Hey @staff look at me.

Bitch.

[ageofstardust]

Companions React to Dec 17th

All of them, collectively: No. Fuck you, Tumblr.

[the-citrus-scale]

Dec 2018 - Cover Reveal

[textsfrom-hawkins]

What the hell? I didn’t even know this blog was flagged??? ಠ_ಠ

How do I know if my content has fallen victim to this idiocy?

[magicalgirl-momo]

Me creating a Pillowfort account right as Tumblr kills itself on the 17th

[saints-for-my-angels]

Skin is CANCELLT 💅🏿😌

Show me some bone 👀👅

[roradraws]

My Body Is NOT Adult Content, An Open Letter To Tumblr

The adult content ban is hard for many people. Personally, I never post nsfw content, but I’m not against other people doing it so long as it doesn’t hurt anybody. But there’s one thing in particular that I cannot stand, and that’s Tumblr telling me that my body is classified as something perverse. 

The whole banning of female-nipples in particular is, quite frankly, disgusting. It’s another way of saying that people with female bodies should be ashamed of themselves, that there’s something inherently sinful and provocative about our bodies. 

I get enough of being treated like I’m an object out in the real world. I’ve had enough of people seeing my body as the sole means for something sexual, and something you should guard children from like the very act of seeing female breasts wills corrupt someone, instead of seeing them for what they actually are - you know, a means for feeding children. 

My body is not an object. My body is not wrong. My body is not perverse. My body does not corrupt. It is simple just a body. Stop treating it like a fucking object there for your own gratification. 

And yes, Tumblr staff, by banning parts of it (parts you would never ban on a male body) you are actively saying you believe that my body is wrong and an object.  

[dec17-end-is-nigh]

Today, June 25th 2019...

And banning NSFW content has been a complete success

Complete success.

[aliensparty]

So it looks like p/o/r/n/h/u/b is gonna buy Tumblr...

Let’s hope the news is true <3

[ratbonesroyalty]

[rtgrl]