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Thoughts While Watching Gilmore Girls, Season 2, Episode 6 ("Presenting Lorelai Gilmore") Part 2

Between the presence of Christopher, Dean, and Richard (who is being an asshole), it's already a Three Ring Jerk Du Soleil.

Portrait of the TWWGG author trying to get through a Dean/Christopher Nightmare

Despite all the D.A.R.E. program education she received at Stars Hollow Junior High, nothing could have prepared Rory Gilmore for the day she would be offered a Midori Sour in a flask at a debuntate ball.

Pictured: A Midori Sour.

I guess we can excuse this one because she's plastered and knows not what she speaks. Now it's Richard's turn to jump into the Three Ring Jerk Du Soliel. He acts like a pompous asshole and starts a loud argument with Emily. What is so pressing that Richard cannot contain his anger for another a few hours and has to make a scene at his grandaughter's party?

Oh, it turns out he's making a total scene in public and raising his voice at his wife because he's cranky about some business related bullshit.

Isn't there any intermission in this Three Ring Jerk Du Soleil? I want a break, to get up, stretch my legs, visit the concession stand, get some nachos, maybe stop by the souvenir stand too, and I'll get one of those giant foam fingers. Richard's explaination to Emily about his role at his company/their argument goes on FOREVER ("FOREVER" in the context in this show is about 2 minutes, by my standards), while Lorelai is standing there watching, and it's not interesting or relevant and I'm shooting past it. This is like all of those horrible season 4 episodes where AmyShermanPalladino actualy thought anyone, especially her young female target demographic, would ever give a flying cupcake about Richard and Jason's business baloney storylines. It feels uncharacteristic to me that he would act like this at his grandaughter's ball. I usually love Richard and his relationship with Rory but this episode is a swing and a miss.

Rory's view as she descends the staircase. This feels like the scene in Titanic where Jack meets Rose at the bottom of the stairs, except instead of Jack Dawson, it's just Butthead. Now Emily is in a bad mood (?!?!) so she tells Lorelai that she is a constant disappointment to her. Me: Lorelai, I fear one day you're going to kill your mother and end up the subject of a true crime podcast. Lorelai: Um, you're talking about those "podcast" things again... Me: Nevermind. Rory is blissfully unaware that any of this happening. Rory, Crusty, Butthead and Lorelai leaving the ball: Rory: Thanks for going with me. Butthead: Tomorrow, you start paying. Better start warming up those hands, Rory. #HandjobsForTheHollow Crusty: I have to get going. I have work in the morning. Rory: You don't even have time to get some fries? Rory Gilmore my sweet summer child thinking your father could actually spare 15 minutes of his miserable life to eat a burger with you. And now in another round of our favorite game, Bargaining with Buttheads: "I'll get up early and have coffee with you tomorrow instead." FINE. Lorelai To Crusty: "I just want to say how happy I am that you came through for Rory tonight. I'm giving you credit. Big credit. Major credit." Warm up those hands, Lorelai. #HandjobsForTheHollow #BlowjobsForTheHollow Lorelai explains to Christopher that Boston is not that far from The Hollow and would he pretty please stop by once and a while? Maybe to see his daughter?

Me:I don't like this! Social distancing, people! Lorelai: What's social distancing? Me: Nevermind.

NOOOOO!! THE HORRORS!! Lorelai, In A Sultry Voice: I heard the I-84 can get jammed on the weekends. Maybe you should stay over and avoid the traffic. The I-84 is her vagina and the traffic is his penis?

THERE IS A GOD.

#JusticeForSherrie Justice for all the women on this show with terrible tastes in men, may they one day find redemption. Crusty: Lor, you and I are both connected. I'm not sure what overly-repeated nickname is more vomit inducing, "Lor" or "Ace". I'm gonna say Ace by just a smidge. Thankfully I have no intention of going past season 4 ever again and having to put up with Hunts Burger. Sticking a minute long segment Jess at the end of an episode is a stroke of genius. It's like a palette cleanser. He washes away all the bad tastes in my mouth. Look at him. LOOK AT HIM.

This must be the same euphoria that Rory is currently feeling after ditching Beavis and Butthead and her stuffy dress and digging into a burger at her comfortable home town diner. SWEET RELIEF.

LOOK AT THE BABY. LOOK AT HIM!

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[Download] No Chorus - Testimony Jaga

Multi-award winning singer and street evangelist Testimony Jaga sets the tone for the year with a new sound ‘NO Chorus’ the song is a build up to another single set for release within the month of February. Known with the popular slogan Jaga is here, Jesus is here making a statement with this sound to debunt the lies from the pit of hell making rounds. 

The lyrics captures the story of a young man who is striving to fulfill his mandate on earth, but a lot are making an effort to pull him down but forgetting to note that he didn't call himself. A man who didnt call himself relies solely on the one who have called him to serve. Whatever a man tries to do to see another fall will only be a futile endeavour.  Enjoy the groove. No Chorus - Testimony Jaga Watch Video & Download Audio Below https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tdbgX34kSd4 https://coghive.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/02/NO-CHORUS-BY-TESTIMONY-JAGA.mp3 NO CHORUS  Intro: Emi mi mo ja ju o ogun lo: Ori ja ju ogun lo: jaga is here Jesus is here olorun mi ja ju ogun lo: Jesu mi ja ju ogun lo: eyi Yi Ori ja ju ogun lo: Ah na na olorun mi ja ju ogun lo: Jesu mi ja ju ogun lo: This song no get chorus,na the true talk I wan talk. This song no get chorus,na the true talk I one talk. This song no get chorus,na the true talk I wan talk. This song no get chorus, you must hear my true talk Them say why o, why o! As we dey try make fall we just dey fly O everything wey we try he no dey work O why be say na only you just dey shine O why O, why O everything wey we try he no dey work O… As we try make you fall we just dey fly O everything thing we try he no dey work O why be say na only you just dey shine O      You no no say anointing dey my head o, And this anointing no be ordinary anointing         You no no say anointing dey my head O, and this anointing is a meshrack anointing  yo o o I say yo o o you are busy chasing me chasing soul. me I no get time  for anybody. anything wey you like you fit talk O  ye! ijapa leyin n ju emi n Jun esin: ilekun ti e to oluwa mi to sii babaulaku baba yin e o le mu mi: Emi gangan no won n pe no agbero,Jesu kristi, apero Jesu kristi: Ti ogun eni ba da ni loju a fi n gba’ri ni: Jesu mi dami lo ju, mo fo n gbayi ni: Oruko ti o pon mi le, ti o fun mi ni’yi ni: Anywhere I go,: mo kan n gba’yi ni ] I just keep getting honoured  oro kin pa ojo, Ori kinpa osu: oro to aye wi to ko pa paito Kris: oro aye yo o ti’e bother mi: alaye mi mo no k’e solmin: I get I don’t care attitude  nkan to won de oluwa mi ti tu: Right now, I’m feeling cool  ni nu Jehovah mo wa am : I’m feeling good dooooooooo person wey dey cost hold up no dey goooo anywhere some dey your life Dem no one go anywhere and them no want make you go anywhere You beta wise up make you live them there As you see me so I no dey convince oo I know what I’m call me for na him I dey go oo Anywhere Jesus send me na where I dey go oo some people want to cost you distraction Sha there life no get any vision, alaye mi: dey mo get any mission there mission na to cost your destruction. o ni owo l’aye o run de padanu orun: A n ba s’oro jesu; o run wa n Yi orun: Iya ti o ma je e o n be l’egbe orun: o je gba jesu yi ko ya ko osi Yi d’anu CHORUS] This song no get chorus,na the true talk I wan talk. This song no get chorus,na the true talk I one talk. This song no get chorus,na the true talk I wan talk. This song no get chorus, you must hear my true talk Them say why o, why o! As we dey try make fall we just dey fly O everything wey we try he no dey work O why be say na only you just dey shine O why O, why O everything wey we try he no dey work O… As we try make you fall we just dey fly O everything thing we try he no dey work O why be say na only you just dey shine O Read the full article

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Zo'n 45 kinderen tot 4 jaar liepen op vrijdag 4 december een route door Someren-Heide.

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Diego Hargreeves x reader I Here and There part 2

Part one 

 Diego Hargreeves x reader Word count: 1923 Warnings: Language 

"Hold on," you held up a hand, the other firmly entertained with Diego's. "You're saying that dad assassinated Kennedy?" "Let's not jump to conclusions." Five reasoned. "What the hell else is he doing standing on a grassy knoll, holding an open black umbrella on a sunny day in Dallas the exact moment the president gets shot?" Diego fired back at him, his grip tightening. "You have to admit, it doesn't look good, Five." Five frowned. Diego got a strange look on his face- similar to Elliot's before he started spouting off about us being aliens. "No, he's the signalman for the whole goddamn thing." "Easy, Diego." You started, but he cut you off. "This is what Hazel was trying to tell you." Diego turned to Five who had an exasperated look on his face. "We have to stop Dad from killing the president." Five rolled his eyes. "Diego, calm down, all right? Dad was no boy scout, but presidential assassination? It's never been his thing." "How would you know?" Diego's voice lowered, you knew you had to put a swift end to this conversation. Five stepped closer to the two of you, a hard glint in his eyes. "You think I had it easy? I was alone for 45 years-" "We don't have the time for this right now!" You interrupted, dropping Diego's hand to stand between the two boys. "He's clearly in Dallas so let's go talk to him. Maybe he can help us fix the timeline." "Dallas is a big place. We need to find him first." Five rolled his eyes again. "Gee, if only we had some magical, old-timey way of finding people and their addresses." Diego opened his mouth to shoot something back at Five's bitter sarcasm, but you cut him off, "alright," you said. "Let's go."  _______________________________________________________________ Lila and Diego piled into the car first. As you went to follow, Five gripped your arm and pulled you aside. "Five?" "I need you to find the others," he said. "What? No, I'm helping you find Dad." "We've got it covered. Look, out of the three of us, the others like you the most. They'll listen to you. I need you to bring them back to Elliot's and wait for us there,." You wanted to argue, but upon seeing the desperation in his eyes, nodded in silent agreement. ________________________________________________________________ You knew tracking them down would be hard, but you didn't think it'd be this hard. You managed to find Luther, but he turned you away like he had Five: rather rudely. Vanya was completely M.I.A. and the only Allison in the address book was an "Allison Chestnut." That left Klaus. The only lead you had were some rumors surrounding a magical cult-leader living in a mansion here in Dallas. If anything screamed "Klaus," it was that. Deciding that it was too late to ask around for help without sounding crazy, you headed back to Elliot's. It was dark. The only light filtered down from the second floor, casting a faint orange glow around the space. You walked in to see Lila straddling a very naked Diego. You froze in the doorway. Five sauntered up from behind you. "Oh, he isn't dead." He said casually, as if remarking on the weather. Lila didn't look up, her gaze entirely focused on the man in front of her. Your man. "Disappointed?" She asked, "To see you? Always." Five gave her a tight smile. Why was she sitting on Diego? Was something wrong? Was there something... between them? "So much hostility in such a tiny package. Did you cut yourself shaving? I could teach you to shave like a big boy." No, that's impossible. Diego would never do that to you. Five looked away. "No, I just ran into an old family friend." His cryptic answer was enough to reanimate you. Tearing your gaze away from Diego you asked, "Who?" He remained silent. Lila rolled her eyes. "You still don't trust me?" "Am I supposed to?" Diego groaned. Lila pressed her hands to his lower abdomen gently, but firmly. Lila stared at you. "Are you just going to stand there?" "I-" "Y/n?" Diego's voice was characteristically soft. You hurried over to him and brushed the hair off his forehead. "Hey, you." His lips twitched into a small smile before his eyes slipped closed again. "What happened?" "His Dad," Lila replied bluntly; then climbing off him said, "He's all yours. I'm gonna get some sleep." You perched yourself on the edge of the sofa. You examined the bandages wrapped around his midsection. "Dad did this?" Five gave you a sharp nod.  "Pogo," he made a vague gesture at his face, "did this." "Pogo." He waved your surprise away. "Any luck with the others?" You sighed. "No sign of Allison or Vanya. And I might have a lead on Klaus." He considered this for a moment. "Luther?" You crossed your arms. "Luther is a dick." Five cocked his head. "That, we can agree on. You said you have a lead on Klaus?" A nod. "Follow up on it tomorrow." Another nod, and he was gone.

________________________________________________________________ Rays of sun streaming through a window woke you up the next morning. You were still of the sofa, head resting on Diego's chest, a hand carding lazily through your hair. "Diego?" You murmured sleepily. "Y/n?" Your head shot up. Diego. "You're awake! I need to redress your bandages." "Woah, Y/n, sow down." He caught your hand mid-reach to the table beside you. "I will not 'slow down,' you almost bled out!" His eyes softened. "I know, and I'm sorry. But-" "Diego, you're awake. Good." Five strolled into the room with a cup of what was probably his second cup of black coffee. "Five." Diego winced as he tried to sit up. "Did you find anything last night?" "Of course. Unlike you, I can do my job without getting stabbed." "Five," you warned. He waved your comment away. "Y/n, I'll take care of Diego from here. Go find Klaus." You glanced back at Diego who gave you a slight nod. "Fine." You stood and pressed a kiss to Diego's forehead before heading outside. ________________________________________________________________ You stood outside a large, stone building. Klaus lives here? You wondered. The lights were off so you snuck around back. A pale man with long hair and a strange tattoo was drinking on a pink floaty in the swimming pool. "Klaus?" He startled. "Y/n?" "Oh, my God!" You cried, yanking your shoes off to jump into the pool while he awkwardly paddled toward you. The two of you collided, throwing your arms around each other excitedly. "It's really you," you breathed. "I thought I was the only one left." You pulled back and gripped his arms. "We have so much to catch up on." Hopping onto the wall you asked, "So, how did you end up in a place like this?" He reclined on his floaty again. "Oh... you know, dicks, drugs, debuntes. My holy trinity." "Klaus, you started a cult." You kicked at the water, enjoying its coolness against your bare toes. "'Cult' is a very negative word, y/n. We prefer to call it 'an alternative spiritual community,'" Klaus explained. "Nope," you giggled, "You definitely started a cult." "Alright, alright, alright. Enough about me. What about you?" You sighed deeply. Where to begin?________________________________________________________________ "I'm telling you, Diego. I don't trust her. And neither does Five." "So you're siding with Five now?" "Really? That's your takeaway from this?" "I can't do anything right can I?" "Where was she last night?" "What?" "She disappeared, didn't she? Where did she go? We don't know anything about her." "I don't know." "Exactly." "Y/n, why can't you just trust me?" "Why can't you trust me?" Diego opened his mouth, but before he could answer, Five materialized. "I found Vanya."

________________________________________________________________ "Diego," you hissed. "I can't dance." He smirked, "Just follow my lead." He gripped your waist tightly, drawing you close to him. You swayed to the music, focusing only on the rhythm and the feeling of Diego pressed up against you. "Diego, about earlier..." "I'm sorry." "What?" "I was being stupid and defensive and I'm sorry." You smirked, "That sounded physically painful." "I-" You pulled him down by his collar and kissed him deeply. His brought a hand up to tangle in your hair. "I love you," he murmured against your lips. You brought your mouth to his ear, "I love you, too," you whispered softly. He suddenly tensed. "Diego?" "Mom?"

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"Five!" You cried as a white-haired man flipped him over his shoulder and slammed the 45 year old teenager into the floor. Diego gasped from behind you, a leather strap wrapped around his neck. "Shit, Diego!" You flipped your wrist and sent a wave of purple energy at the man. Diego dropped to the ground. He looked up at you and his face twisted in panic. "Wha- AH!" The third man had snuck up behind you and punched you in the back of the head with his metal knuckles. Diego struggled to his feet to help you, but the man you'd sent flying was back and began throwing punches. Despite staggering back from the blow, you stayed standing and whirled around to face him. Your fists were coated in purple as you fired shot after shot at him. He dodged every one. You raised an eyebrow. "Not bad." He remained impassive. "But not good enough." He cocked his head. Putting your hands together, you focused your energy on him and threw him through the wall. Lila came running up the stairs; she met your eyes then looked back at Five who was getting his ass kicked. You nodded and both sprinted in opposite directions- you to Diego, and her to Five. ________________________________________________________________ "One of us is dead." Diego said, staring down at his plate. Klaus started talking to something behind him, must be a ghost. "Regardless," Reginald said, what would possess me to adopt eight ill-mannered malcontents?" "We all have special abilities," explained Five. Diego slid the photograph of Reginald at the assassination across the table. "Explain that," he demanded. Reginald Hargreeves stared hard at it then looked up, almost disappointingly, at Diego. "Well. I suppose you've solved it. You'e single-handedly unearthed my nefarious plot. Is that what you want to hear? You fancy yourself a do-gooder? The last man who will save us from our descent into corruption and conspiracy? This is a fantastic delusion. You're a tragic man, desperately unaware of his own insignificance; desperately clinging to his own ineffectual reasoning." You were frozen. Diego was too, until he sunk back down into his seat beside you. Instead of responding, or firing back some rude remark, he stuttered out a weak, "You're wrong." You immediately grabbed his hand and said loudly, "how dare you. You have no right to speak to him like that, to any of us like that. You're a monster who bought children and turned them into soldiers." "Y/n, your hand." You stared down at the hand not holding Diego's and saw it sparking with violet light. Five, seizing the moment to change the subject, said, "Look, we have a catastrophic war coming in five days. We need to figure out how to stop it." A/n: I'm working on the third and final part. I'll have it up as soon as I can! As always, thanks for reading and lmk what you think :) Tag list: @jasminhargreeves​ 

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death on high tides | wip update

date: 15/3/20

words: 23166

Melora watched as Kato looked over the ship, the way his eyes seemed to really open for once, the slightest curve of his mouth. Kato looked at his ship with a love she didn’t have the depth to understand, with an aching loyalty.

“What the hell are you doing on my ship?” He called up, and for a second Melora was worried they had intruders, until she looked up.

Roman Debunte was sitting on the rails of the Sparrow, dressed impeccably as ever, his figure cutting against the night sky. He looked down at them and grinned.

“Got you a present!” He shouted back, leaning both hands on the wooden rails. “Why don’t you come up here and thank me?”

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Snowflakes.

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Thoughts While Watching Gilmore Girls-Season 2, Episode 3 ("Red Light On The Wedding Night")

Don't forget to visit the Denise Rewatches Gilmore Girls tag for all of my past reviews! Rory: Mom, the house is burning down, and you can save the cake or me, what do you choose? Lorelai: Well, the cake doesn't have legs. Rory In A Later Episode: Mom, the house is burning down and you can save Jess or your shoes, what do you save? Lorelai: That depends, did he start the fire? So what's up with Rory and this very specific hypothetical about her house burning down, incinerating herself and her loved ones, and Lorelai's nonchalant responses?

Kirk Job: Wedding Photographer

Is this how Milo Ventimiglia talks on dates? This is definitely how Milo Ventimiglia talks on dates.

M&L: "Are you ready for me?" "I'm always ready for you." "Full time?" "I insist." Gross. Lorelai casually mentions that Max will be moving in *cough* No he Wont* *cough* so at least they had that discussion. Dean and Rory are walking and talking about what movies to watch and apparently Rory has seen several movies where someone "does something disgusting with a cow". What the hell kind of tapes are they carrying at Stars Hollow Video, exactly? Also who the hell do these two they think they are, Jess and Rory in Season 3, Episode 18, Happy Birthday Baby? Walking hand in hand while talking about movies? Luckily Lane is nowhere to be found to call them a cute agoraphobic couple. Can we also talk about Rory's obsession with making her boyfriends go on double dates with her mother? Another case for Rory desperately needing another friend her own age, one who's actually allowed to leave the house and interact with the opposite sex. I heard that Lindsay Lister is a nice gal. Dean will eventually go on at least two double dates with Lorelai that I can recall. Three if you count that episode where they watched Willy Wonka. There's this episode and another with Luke in season 5, the one with the Bop It (and what a great scene it was, because Luke was really sick of Dean's shit at that point). Then Rory/Logan Lorelai/Luke go to Martha's Vineyard (isn't this one of the most hated episodes of the entire series?) Poor Luke and Max just want some special grown up alone time with Lorelai without her daughter and her boyfriends getting in the way. I'm telling you once more that the men of Stars Hollow would all be a lot less cranky if handjobs were given more freely. Now there's a town event that everyone could get behind (or in front of). Dean and Rory also have a secondary, looong, pointless discussion about the precise date of their anniversary (since they keep breaking up and geting back together). Why do I feel a sense of DeJaVu? It's because a walk-n-talk discussion about the precise date of their anniversary already happened once before.

Between the Donna Reed dinner, this, the Debuntate Ball, and all the other wacky endeavors that Rory ropes Dean into, you can't help but feel a small pang of sympathy for ol GarbageFace McButt Forrester.

Dean: "One handjob per anniversary? Please?" I feel so lost and without purpose whenever Dean isn't acting like a total Turtle Anus. LG to Max: I like watching you cook. Max: I like you watching me cook. Gross.

What's with all the cow jokes in this episode? Rory's top is a pretty color. Dean's advice to Max re: The Gilly Girls

Don't use the last of the parmesan cheese because Rory likes to take it into her room and do mysterious things with it. Dean's other pieces of advice to Max for surviving the Gilly Girls are: Don't start a discussion late at night because that's when they're cranky, go along with their jokes, they'll blame you if they over eat, and no matter how crazy you think they are they'll just keep upping the crazy and you won't be able to keep up. "If you're eating pizza and Lorelai decides that the pepperoni is mad at the mushrooms because the mushrooms have attitude and then she holds up a pepperoni and the pepperoni asks for your opinion, don't just laugh. Answer the pepperoni." Ah yes this all sounds perfectly normal and sane Max should not be at all concerned about who he's about to (not) marry.

One small step above vanilla is just about what I would have guessed for Max's favorite ice cream flavor. Lor & Max are having a discussion about what it means for Max to be Rory's stepdaddy. Which brings us to another installment (one of many) of Lorelai Gilmore The Big Huge Fucking God Damn Hypocrite Theater. Max: Say you're not here, and I come home at 11pm and I find Dean and Rory making out on the couch? What do I do? Lorelai BHFGD Hypocrite Gilmore *shrugs*: They're teenagers, they can kiss. Lorelai BHFGD Hypocrite when she finds (teenagers, actually 18 year old adults at that point) Jess and Rory making out on the couch (during the daytime):

People I am NOT looking forward to suffering through the Jess seasons again. Stick a fork in my eye, it would be less painful.

Lorelai: I've already raised Rory. Max: So what is my role here?

I don't typically say my thoughts out loud as I'm watching but this time I said "Lorelai you dumbass" outloud. Max: What does being your "fella" entail? Lorelai: All things dirty. Gross. Max: Marriage is taking two seperate lives and melding together. How is that gonna work? Lorelai: Idk. Max: Have you given it any thought at all? Lorelai: Not really. Yeah Lorelai is a dumbass but to be fair they don't call him Max Proposes Marriage Over The Phone Twice Medina for nothing, either. Lorelai kisses Max to distract him from thinking about the fact that she has given no thought to their future. Max:Not fair. Lorelai: I have a lingerie drawer full of Not Fair, Mister. Gross.

Luke beans Taylor right in the eye with some kind of unidentified flying object. Beautiful. Taylor has bought in a crew to install a traffic light and metered crosswalk in front of Luke's, and boy is he unhappy about that. The usual gaggle of unemployed townies without anything productive to do have also gathered in front of the diner. Taylor asks if anyone is concerned about a recent spate of near fatal car accidents. Here is where I'd usually wish for a car to hit Dean Forrester but he hasn't been terrible in this episode so I guess I'll lay off the death wishes just this once.

God, Luke was hot. How did Lorelai even entertain the thought of boring, chocolate-chip-ice-cream loving Max Medina? How did she manage to wait 5+ years to finally fuck Luke?

Babette: Stick your hand down the front of a guy's pants for me! She is my kindred spirit.

He gets me hot when he talks like that. #Quack Needless to say, this was the start of a (mini) Luke Rant™ about marriage.

The gals + MIchel have managed to escape The Hollow for one night. They venture into the Real World™ to visit a drag club for Lorelai's bachelorette party, where they think they have any shot in hell of convincing a bouncer that 16 year old shivering chihuahua Rory is an adult who belongs there.

Max phones Lorelai during his bachelor party from the hospital after his brother tried to leapfrog over a parking meter. Max is shown in the hospital waiting room . His brother is released. Absolutely nothing comes of this pointless scene. Lorelai tells him to take his brother to a strip club, because as we saw when Luke visits a strip club with his teenage nephew and brother in law, nothing says male family bonding like naked ladies.

Excellent word, I approve.

Rory and Lorelai give a stumbling and unconvincing speech about Rory being an 18 year old model from Germany and Meathead McGee here gives her a sly smile and lets her in without checking any ID. Yep.

Remember how I said I don't actually talk to myself outloud while watching this show? Well, that's twice in one episode now because I just said "What the fuck!" very loudly. No seriously what the fuck? We learn this is Michel's evil doing. Inviting Emily just for shits and giggles. Emily has had too much to drink so she is actually pleasant company for once and barely complains. Emily and Dean are both on their best behavior in this episode, hell hath frozen over. Emily and Patty trade marriage/wedding stories. Patty has been married four times. Emily fries Lorelai's brain by making her realize she doesn't love Max as much as Emily loved Richard.

Nevermind Dean Forrester Face-Looks-Like-A-Butt, the more important question is, what is she holding? As a fellow Millennial like Rory, I love seeing old, early 2000's technology on tv shows. I took a deep dive and it was called an AOL Mobile Communicator.

Rory is recieving instant messages from Butthead, Sookie calls Jackson (even though she told everyone "no one is allowed to call boys tonight" before they got into the club), Emily is wistful about Richard, and Lorelai is just getting bummed the hell out surrounded by all these ladies happy with their romantic lives. Lorelai picks up her cell phone. Me Having a Casual Thought: Okay, Lorelai is drunk and depressed and lonely. What is she going to do? Ha, I bet she'll call Christopher or something!

Okay Ladies and Gents, we now have our third outloud WHAT THE FUCK of this episode. MAJOR what the fuck! This is my fourth time watching the show and I don't remember this happening. It goes to show you this show is unpredictable in its predictability and how endlessly rewatchable it is because you just FORGET stuff. And what is the purpose of this call? It's to rub it in Christopher's face that she's getting married. Not so fast there, Lorelai. *points to the title of the episode*

Did you know the actor who plays Christopher, David Sutcliffe, is actually a total douchecanoe in real life too? #DoucheCanoeTrivia

Christopher DoucheCanoe asking the important 2001 questions. In the fashion of the many other long and pointless conversations in this episode, they have a long, pointless conversation about Max's taste in music which Lorelai hints at but won't outright admit is (obviously) very lame. Lorelai is trying to convince herself that Max is worth marrying because her feet are getting brrr chilly cold and for some reason she thought Christopher DoucheCanoe would settle her doubts, it doesn't work. Obviously.

This will be me after watching every Jess episode again. The next day Lorelai is hung over and Max shows up at the Inn where Max is upset that their wedding is like, tomorrow, and Lorelai still hasn't given him a set of keys to her (their) house. Max tells Lorelai to "think about someone other than yourself for a few minutes a day." Ah, the sweet sounds of stark, brutal honesty.

Luke is a darling. Luke: You can't stand under the hot sun, on this lawn that hasn't been mowed in weeks. I guess he doesn't mow. Lorelai: Max isn't a mower. Luke: I'll mow it if you want. He's hot, he's opinionated, he builds stuff AND he mows women's lawns freely and without complaint. Of course Max doesn't "mow Lorelai's lawn." But Luke is up for the job. Lorelai: Is it okay that we're not Jewish? Will God smite us if we stand underneath it? Luke: God would probably have to get a permit from Taylor to do any smiting on a weekend. That made me laugh out loud. Luke slightly softens his stance on marriage. "I guess if you can find that one person who is willing to put up with all your crap and doesn't want to change you or dress you or make you eat French food, then marriage can be alright. But only if you find the right person." The episode ends with Lorelai telling Rory to pack for a road trip as she's backing out of her engagement because Max is boring and Luke is hot and better and can mow her lawn all day and night. Here's Michel dancing:

The next episode, Road Trip to Harvard, is one of my top 10 favorite episodes. It's light, breezy fun so I'm looking forward to the last bit of calm before the Jess Mariano ShitStorm blows in.

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Premier League’s youngest debuntant Harvey Elloit has given an insight as to why he choosed Liverpool and not Real Madrid. Elloit revealed that Sergio Ramos devilish tackle on Mohamed Salah i…

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A new character approaches! Lynn Ravrera is a dragon debunte, and she kind of doesn’t get along with her peers.

Wip intro, I guess:

The working title I have is Cards, and it probably won’t get written for a while because I’m doing ~art~ but it follows 2 fools as they fall in love during the dragon apocalypse.

Time to meet the two main characters!

Dino!

User of any and all pronouns, this bubblegum colored entity is a ray of sunshine, and isn’t afraid to show it.

Ace: semi-closeted dude just trying to vibe in the apocalypse. Missing various parts of his body because, y’know, the apocalypse.

Many works and bases were referenced, including but not limited to: @s0urur0, @tapdancingfrogs, @scenebunny, and a piece by rika-dono from Deviantart!

Let me know if you have any asks, requests for art, or ideas for this story!

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Koffieuurtje met Prins Piet I in De Bunt

Op zaterdag 15 februari was er in de voormiddag een koffieuurtje met KBO-Prins Piet I in gemeenschapshuis De Bunt in Someren-Heide.

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June 22 2019: a new episode of The Anatomy Lesson at 11pm EST on CFRC 101.9fm. Disasters and resistance. Music by Bilål, Girl Circles, Liberation Cell, Primorje, Chafik Chennouf & Katsunori Sawa, C.I.A. Debutante, Buried Alive, Muqata’a + more. Tune in at 101.9 on your FM dial, stream at http://audio.cfrc.ca:8000/listen.pls or listen to an archive here: https://www.mixcloud.com/cameronwillis1232/the-anatomy-lesson-june-22-2019/

Downer Canada - “Side Two” Breather Attitudes (2016) Primorje - “12″ Body Text (2016) J. Carter / Divorce Ring - “Untitled (Introduction to a Non-Fascist Life)” A Sanguine Bond (2019) Chafik Chennouf & Katsunori Sawa - “No Divine Savior” Caused Corruption & Spilled Blood (2018) Liberation Cell - “Untitled (3)” The Liasion (2016) Private Vices - “Empty Gestures” Relationship Of Fantasy (2019) Buried Alive - “Mosques Under Siege” Threat Behaviour (2018) Violent Resistance - “Laws, Commands, Impositions” Protest and Provocation (2017) Girl Circles - “Black Sea” Live Aktion Solidarity (2019) Liable - “View from the Mirror” Delusion (2012) Bilål - “Intifada” Alif, Lâm, Mîm (2018) D/A A/D - “Buried Beneath” Split with ANCST (2014) CIA Debuntate - “Panic In Menlo Park” Waves (2018) Muqata'a - “Thakirat Al-ma’ ذاكرة الماء” Dubt Al-Ghubar (2017)

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Our lovely debuntant - Jhuana Marie Valdez (@jhuanaxx).😍❤️ Our dearest niece, this is an important day for you because you have reached the much desired milestone of your 18 years. Our wish is that you can walk the path of life serenely, sometimes full of stones, never losing the joyful smile that has always distinguished you, making every important project for your future. We will always be one step away from you, ready to support you every time you look for our hand with all the love we can. Be happy, always. We love you!😘 #niece #jhuanaat18 #beautifuldebutant (at AR Resort) https://www.instagram.com/p/BtZrSgUA88k/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=16j1nz06vr6fo

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HOLLOW DIVINITY, MAIN CHARACTERS

CASPIAN TORNELL

19 | prince of darana | competitor for high general | prince of honest men | ENTJ

The second born prince of Darana decided at a young age that his skills did not lie in politics and diplomacy, and took up his place in the army. Him and his sister begun training at a young age, and soon became feared and skilled fighters. He joined the army not long after and was determined to work his way up the ranks, to be seen as anything other than his title. He wanted to earn their respect on his own merit and not his family name, which meant doing grunt work, working longer hours than anyone else and keeping himself constantly educated. Now, he’s a respected and beloved general, with the full force of the Daranian army behind him.

TESSLAN MILAE

19 | lady of darana | former princess of devene | the lady in red | ENFJ

Tesslan Milae grew up with every luxury life could offer, at the cost of her future. Since she was young she has known that once she was old enough her father would marry her off to whomever gave him the most power. She was married to Eli Nadeer, the prince of Devene, as soon as she turned eighteen. She had a seemingly happy two months of marriage before it imploded and she decided to divorce him. Her father and the prince were mortified that she would try and leave a future king and their rage quickly turned violent. Now, the young Lady hasne been seen for over six months, with both her father and ex-husband unable to account for her whereabouts, the rumours quickly returned dark.

MATTHEL TORNELL

21 | crown prince of darana |  ISFJ

The prince of Darana was born to be a king. There has never been any other options in his life, and he wouldn't want them either if there was. He loves his country and his people, and if he has a chance to devote his life to helping and serving them, he will grab it with both hands. Matthel has always known that there would be a cost of ruling, he never thought it would be an intense loneliness, as he watches his brother travel the world and his sister fall in and out of love with the world and herself. He’s accepted that he’ll enter into an arranged marriage one day, for the benefit of his country, and that maybe he’ll always be this unendingly lonely. 

LAINI TORNELL

18 | princess of darana | commander of the Tornell guard | INTJ

Laini grew up as the illegitimate daughter of a dead slave, alone and fighting to survive in the occupied city of Aelita. When the king of a foreign country came to visit and saw her fighting in the streets, smart and vicious and ruthless, he adopts her and takes her to Darana. She could never adjust to the role of princess and, along with her brother Caspian, began to train. Instead of joining the military, her natural leadership and knowledge of politics means she joins, and eventually leads, the Tornell guard, the elite protectors of the royal family and castle. 

ROMAN DEBUNTE

20 | leader of the cas ulpita | ESTP

In the city of Amedle, people learn young that to survive you’ll have to grow teeth. The stories about how Roman Debunte came to the city are broad and far reaching, when they truth is that he was found by a sailor, abandoned on the docks. Since then, he has made himself a formidable opponent, working his way up the ranks of the most elite gang in the country, and taking over after a well staged coup of the old leadership. 

AMARISA BUILOTINI

18 | lost princess of Jayni | second in command of the cas ulpita | the widower| ENTP

Amarisa Builotini grew up as a feisty and beloved princess of the largest empire in the world.  When the royal family is slaughtered by a branch of the Builotini line, the Cotains, she is the sole survivor and flees the country to try and stay safe. In the search for safety, she arrives in the city of Amedle and meets Ace and Roman, kids who are  just as scrappy and alone as she is. Together, they join the most elite gang in the city and work their way up the ranks together, determined to be the leaders, even if it means coating the city in blood on their way. Amarisa wants to forget her royal life, but when she hears that challengers are coming for the Tornells’, she acts on  impulse and warns the young prince of the danger, entrapping herself in a careful game. 

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