#dearest brain

[shunned-art]

I present to thee; Barbie a fairy secret au with random minecraft characters. Do not ask me why this exists, for I do not know the answer.

Starring:

Docm77 as Barbie - I mean the creeper goat cyborg already has butterfly wings, what else encompasses all of Barbie? (in hindsight probably Ren, but shhhhh I already spent wayy longer that I'd like to admit drawing this poster)

Zombiecleo as Rachelle - when a guy kills your pig, you torment him in every way possible and I think following him on his quest to save his... husband? this season? I think? would fit right in, not to mention they are very sassy, as is Rachelle.

Rendog as Ken - Does this really require an explaination?

Lizzie LDshadowlady as the fairy princess - The princess is already basically Lizzie's long lost twin, I imagine she'd definitely exile her best friends if they spend to much time together without her, and use Fairy killing tornadoes outside of her palace to keep people from interupting her marrying a dog she found on the side of the road that same day.

Joel Smallishbeans as Zane - He would definately challenge someone to three consequative duels for Lizzie, who are we kidding. also, practically every line Zane has would fit his chaoticness (Chaosness? I don't think either one of those is real, but who is to say)

and finally: Sausage as Crystal - He just wants Joel to pay Hermes' child support (the flour sack they had to take care of for a week together during high school), the love potion was supposed to make Lizzie so obsessed with a random dog he found in the streets, that she'd turn away from her husband. Little did Sausage know the dog was not a fulltime dog, drama ensues.

[evilkaeya]

Chuuya making Dazai laugh is my favorite thing ever

[dragondawdles]

artfight hoo haa haa

[fjalchions]

if you think the crows are being stupid just remember they are:

15-18

probably concussed

[namiweiko]

My Dearest

[kaiser1ns]

TAKIISHI CHIKA IN CHAPTER 153

[uriswhumpchamber]

Whumpee rushes to their friend, unconscious on the ground, kneeling down beside them to check before they even realize what they're doing. Their friend is breathing, even if softly - and they don't seem hurt, no. Maybe there's the mark left by a needle, or the smell of chemicals, or the marks left by a spell - or maybe there is nothing at all, and it's the exhaustion - or maybe there is nothing at all because it's something else, they've both taken medication from Whumper before, after all.

It's Whumper they hear, walking towards them both - and Whumpee hugs their friend, trying to cover them enough, even if they know it's useless.

And even if they know it's useless, it does not take more than a moment for them to start pleading - not for mercy, because that is not something granted to people like them. For their friend's safety - for their friend's wellbeing. For them to not be hurt - not be hurt more. For them to be left alone, just this once, please, they will be so good, please-

“Fine. Let them go,” Whumper says, and they feel something that almost tastes like euphoria.

They obey, of course. Before they can turn around, before they can show the bitter gratitude they're supposed to, a hand grabs them by the back of their neck.

“Your turn, then.”

Whumper's laugh gets cut short by them begging, again - not there, anywhere else, please, just not in front of them, just not there-

The grip gets tighter, their head almost hitting the ground as they're shoved down, their face right beside their friend's. So close it almost reminds them of sleeping together, the hope of the first rays of sunlight from the window before having to sneak back out, and something stirs in their belly. They know they should brace, but they can't - their body might as well belong to someone else, weak and so detached from their brain they cannot even attempt to order it to prepare.

“Be quiet. You wouldn't want to wake them, would you?”

No. No, never.

[soup-of-the-daisies]

dunno why but orion black slapping the ‘best protective spells known to wizardkind’ on grimmauld place prompts the image of him knowing sirius ran away the moment sirius made the decision. like the house wakes him up all “MASTER!! MASTER THERE IS A DISTURBANCE!!” so orion goes to sirius’ room in his snork mimimi nightshirt and makes direct eye contact with his oldest son. who is halfway through the window with his school trunk and an ancient broom orion’s quite certain he bought for himself when he turned 23. and sirius lifts his middle finger to his mouth shush and flip orion off simultaneously and orion simply turns back around and goes back to bed. because that’s fair and most importantly something to deal with when he isn’t still half drunk from his nightly nightcap.

[full-time-femboy]

My warm-up doodle from this morning

Commissions Open - Tip Jar

[alpinelogy]

not me getting reminded of col de la loze and pogiyates... maybe they do have what intrigues me possibly

[lunastarhawk]

He goes up on his tippy toes 🥹

I hear you breathe so far from me

I feel your touch so close and real

And I know my church is not of silver and gold

Its glory lies beyond judgement of souls

[eyeballs-in-my-head]

Gazing at each other lovingly:

This is the second time I do this meme with one of my OC pairs and both were initially unintentional.

Except the 1st time both of them were looking at the other like Fopha (the character on the right) here...

Me when [Character-Who-Trusts-Everyone-Too-Easily] is paired with [Character-Who-Cannot-Trust-Anyone-Ever]

Here's the original animation

[lil-melody-moon]

This is s very nsfw post - for my standards - but fuck the... How do you call it? Category of post? Yeah that, fuck it. Just don't read if you're uncomfortable with such topic.

Thank you!

I am so horny, my hormones are so nuts and my mind is not going to focus due to the masturbating session that I did after the intense rp that I'm reading English and I don't understand what I'm reading.

I only want a cock inside my wet pussy, is this too much to ask for? 😭

I don't even know if what I wrote is in a... Understandable English? Is that even a word? Let's say that it is. I will not find any better word.

God, I so want to fuck, it's insane!

[saltpepperbeard]

Big fan of pet names, and subsequently thinking about which pet names Stede and Ed would use with each other. I’m of course a huge fan of Stede using “darling” and “sweetheart” for Ed, and Ed using “love” for Stede.

But one I’ve also been thinking about a lot is Ed using “baby/babe” for Stede. “Baby” could carry negative connotations, what with Stede having to endure so many years of “Baby Bonnet.”

But what if Ed sort of took it back? What if he turned it into something good, something beautiful, something that was theirs? What if he took that past pain and gently bandaged it with a kiss?

And if “baby” in particular still hit a bit too close, what if he proposed “babe?” For better connotations, healing connotations.

For love after years of hurt.

[merlucide]

LMAOOOOOOO IM CRJING I WAS REWATCHING BLLK OMLLL😭😭😭

I DONT REMEMBER IT BEING THAT ATROCIOUS OH MY GOSH 😭😭😭

OKAY THE DUB IS ABSOLUTELY HILARIOUS TOO ONG 😭

[impossible-rat-babies]

okay gamers I think we’re back in the pits bc I fell asleep putting together a DT timeline for eyrie and estinien