#dearest brain

[shunned-art]

I present to thee; Barbie a fairy secret au with random minecraft characters. Do not ask me why this exists, for I do not know the answer.

Starring:

Docm77 as Barbie - I mean the creeper goat cyborg already has butterfly wings, what else encompasses all of Barbie? (in hindsight probably Ren, but shhhhh I already spent wayy longer that I'd like to admit drawing this poster)

Zombiecleo as Rachelle - when a guy kills your pig, you torment him in every way possible and I think following him on his quest to save his... husband? this season? I think? would fit right in, not to mention they are very sassy, as is Rachelle.

Rendog as Ken - Does this really require an explaination?

Lizzie LDshadowlady as the fairy princess - The princess is already basically Lizzie's long lost twin, I imagine she'd definitely exile her best friends if they spend to much time together without her, and use Fairy killing tornadoes outside of her palace to keep people from interupting her marrying a dog she found on the side of the road that same day.

Joel Smallishbeans as Zane - He would definately challenge someone to three consequative duels for Lizzie, who are we kidding. also, practically every line Zane has would fit his chaoticness (Chaosness? I don't think either one of those is real, but who is to say)

and finally: Sausage as Crystal - He just wants Joel to pay Hermes' child support (the flour sack they had to take care of for a week together during high school), the love potion was supposed to make Lizzie so obsessed with a random dog he found in the streets, that she'd turn away from her husband. Little did Sausage know the dog was not a fulltime dog, drama ensues.

[evilkaeya]

Chuuya making Dazai laugh is my favorite thing ever

[dragondawdles]

artfight hoo haa haa

[fjalchions]

if you think the crows are being stupid just remember they are:

15-18

probably concussed

[kaiser1ns]

TAKIISHI CHIKA IN CHAPTER 153

[uriswhumpchamber]

Whumpee rushes to their friend, unconscious on the ground, kneeling down beside them to check before they even realize what they're doing. Their friend is breathing, even if softly - and they don't seem hurt, no. Maybe there's the mark left by a needle, or the smell of chemicals, or the marks left by a spell - or maybe there is nothing at all, and it's the exhaustion - or maybe there is nothing at all because it's something else, they've both taken medication from Whumper before, after all.

It's Whumper they hear, walking towards them both - and Whumpee hugs their friend, trying to cover them enough, even if they know it's useless.

And even if they know it's useless, it does not take more than a moment for them to start pleading - not for mercy, because that is not something granted to people like them. For their friend's safety - for their friend's wellbeing. For them to not be hurt - not be hurt more. For them to be left alone, just this once, please, they will be so good, please-

“Fine. Let them go,” Whumper says, and they feel something that almost tastes like euphoria.

They obey, of course. Before they can turn around, before they can show the bitter gratitude they're supposed to, a hand grabs them by the back of their neck.

“Your turn, then.”

Whumper's laugh gets cut short by them begging, again - not there, anywhere else, please, just not in front of them, just not there-

The grip gets tighter, their head almost hitting the ground as they're shoved down, their face right beside their friend's. So close it almost reminds them of sleeping together, the hope of the first rays of sunlight from the window before having to sneak back out, and something stirs in their belly. They know they should brace, but they can't - their body might as well belong to someone else, weak and so detached from their brain they cannot even attempt to order it to prepare.

“Be quiet. You wouldn't want to wake them, would you?”

No. No, never.

[soup-of-the-daisies]

dunno why but orion black slapping the ‘best protective spells known to wizardkind’ on grimmauld place prompts the image of him knowing sirius ran away the moment sirius made the decision. like the house wakes him up all “MASTER!! MASTER THERE IS A DISTURBANCE!!” so orion goes to sirius’ room in his snork mimimi nightshirt and makes direct eye contact with his oldest son. who is halfway through the window with his school trunk and an ancient broom orion’s quite certain he bought for himself when he turned 23. and sirius lifts his middle finger to his mouth shush and flip orion off simultaneously and orion simply turns back around and goes back to bed. because that’s fair and most importantly something to deal with when he isn’t still half drunk from his nightly nightcap.

[full-time-femboy]

My warm-up doodle from this morning

Commissions Open - Tip Jar

[kairennart]

Hi. Please draw Guinevere in a GREEN VELVET CLOAK that was originally MORGANA'S on like a horse or something 😭

I may have gotten carried away. completely not my fault

[namiweiko]

My Dearest

[phasewashere]

shoutout to young baby faced dutch van der linde

^^^^ this guy

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

days where i have nothing to do: ohhhh im so sleepy im so so tired no one is more eepy than me

nights where i have to wake up at a set time: I Have Never Been More Awake In My Life

[hopefullystillliving]

You ever get lulled into a false sense of security during the first two thirds of a kid's movie that's good with a serious plot but mostly a pretty fun time, only to have the entire final third tear your heart out, chew it up and spit it out, crush it into even finer paste beneath its heel, and add the fine powder your ribs have been turned into by the sledgehammer it whammed you with as a seasoning?

Anyway Nimona was great, 10/10 would recommend, I was crying on and off for what probably totaled 20 minutes of tears.

[wuxian-vs-wangji]

I think that's going to be the end of the watch through until this time next week. I want to spend tomorrow and Sunday getting the PrapaiSky chapter of my fic finished and posted if possible, then I head out of town to see Seventeen in Chicago TWICE!

[nalu-gifs]

“Hey...Lucy? I gotta tell you...somethin’ important.”

“Huh? What?”

“Never mind; we can talk about it after this job!”

[eyeballs-in-my-head]

Gazing at each other lovingly:

This is the second time I do this meme with one of my OC pairs and both were initially unintentional.

Except the 1st time both of them were looking at the other like Fopha (the character on the right) here...

Me when [Character-Who-Trusts-Everyone-Too-Easily] is paired with [Character-Who-Cannot-Trust-Anyone-Ever]

Here's the original animation