#dear cullenites

[iron-bae]

Still being blocked by Greg Smellis to this day is truly an honor

[requiemforthestars]

We don't talk enough about how the unionization of Cullenites and Solavellans brought forth our current disaster. In this essay I will...

[snowberry-pie]

i loveeee seeing actors i know in musicals i havent listened to yet it’s a nice jumpscare. except for starlight express.

[queenofbaws]

unintended side effect of focusing on finishing my inquisition fic (positive): unhooking my brain from all things supermassive has actually helped me get more words down for like wringing blood from a stone!!!!! thanks, subconscious!

unintended side effect of focusing on finishing my inquisition fic (negative): remembered the gr*g ell*s rant. cringed so hard i think i pulled a muscle. thanks, subconscious.

[silver-horse]

WHY? 

beware cursed image below

[nicastamatis]

NAURRRR GREG ELLIS IS IN HOGWARTS LEGACY????? ARE YOU KIDDDINGGGGG. WHAT IS THIS A CROSSOVER EPISODE

[kirkwallguy]

a full card is impossible but im already close to a bingo

wait i made a slightly pessimistic bingo card a couple of weeks ago and already there are things to tick off / discount

[atomicrebelomega]

I love all these new fans in getting into Dragon Age, mostly because it's a very riveting universe but also because at some point, they're gonna run across the "Dear Cullenites" video.

I want them to get physically ill from this screenshot like I do.

[vamprisms]

Wait his voice actor did what

oh yes. it was called dear cullenites and i've not known peace since being shown it

[bunabi]

Sorry what video is a TOS violation? Did I miss something?

If you don't know what the Dear Cullenites thing is about its probably for the best

[waspgrave]

I really like Cullen as a character but the secondhand embarrassment I still get with the Dear Cullenites video ever existing has me skipping all his dialogue. I can’t handle it. I’m not strong

[bellamer]

Pulled up the Dear Cullenites video on YouTube because I’ve never been able to get through the entire shit spiel but I’m listening to it and… am I losing my hearing or does he not sound like Cullen ? Like I have videos of Cullen and my Inquisitor and even pulled that shit up for comparison and like… that’s not my inquisitors husband.

Like did he forget what Cullen’s sounded like or did he give him a way deeper voice on purpose ? Which brings up my original point of just recasting Cullen because not even Greg Ellis can even remember what he sounds like. Like if you listen to it, it sounds like a bad boyfriend asmr YouTuber trying to do a cullen impression and just failing

I still want to know what possessed him to make that video. Like why and how did he think it was a good idea ?

[nadasdirthalens]

Dear Cullenites, Recently a small vocal mob of social justice warriors attempted to have me, and my voice actor Greg Ellis tossed into the cancel culture wastelands. An ignorant few bigots made wild aspersions, outlandish misrepresentations and slanderous, vulgar claims of transphobia and racism and shared them loudly with a few impressionable more.This is my response to the mob’s inquisition of me and my voice actor, Greg Ellis, and how we attempted to understand the resultant blight that spread across the fand

[princehendir]

I still think it's funny that I got into dragon age literally just in time for Dear Cullenites to drop.

[iron-bae]

Me dropping a casual “dear Cullenites” in a stream and watching everybody implode on themselves

[hereistori]

Quotes that make DA fandom upset: 1) I wish it could, vhenan 2) Dear cullenites