Get to know me tag game!
Tagged by @kitkatt0430 thanks for the tag <3<3<3
1. Do you make your bed?
Nope. I dropped making my bed as soon as my mom moved out. Maybe even before that. I sleep on two blankets and under a blanket. It’s just easier. And I toss a lot in my sleep and shits were always on the floor in the morning anyway. So I just stopped wasting my time and energy on making bed
2. Favorite number?
I consider 666 and 13 lucky ones. And have a soft spot for 6 and 9
3. What’s your job?
Post office. Night shifts. Salary sucks but it’s like two steps from my apartment and I spend most of the shift alone there
4. If you could go back to school would you?
Honestly? No. I’m too anxious to go back to learning. I dropped out the first time around. And I don’t really have passion for any subject to put myself through this kind of struggle. If I ever find something worth it maybe, but for now no
5. Can you parallel park?
Nope, I’ve never learned how to drive
6. Do you think aliens are real?
I don’t have a strong opinion. But with the size of the Universe? I thinks that’s quite a possibility
7. Can you drive a manual car?
Nope, I’ve never learned how to drive
8. What’s your guilty pleasure?
Hmm, Catwoman (2004) and other movies/shows I love but they are considered bad. And yeah, I know that catwoman is bad. But Halle Berry is so beautiful! And I have working eyes!
(A Beginner's Guide to Endings on the other hand rated like 6 on imdb. I? I unironically think it’s a masterpiece)
9. Tattoos?
Yep! I have four for now: snake biting its tail on my right ankle (it goes around the ankle like a bracelet); flying crow on my right hand below the elbow; mass effect inspired geth crawling on my left shoulder and lightning and snowflakes (if you’re thinking it was inspired by ship you are right) all over my left hand below the elbow. Lightning goes on my palm and point finger.
If I have more ‘spare’ money… I’ll get some more. I have ideas and places.
10. Favorite color?
Purple since I fell in love with hawkeye. And it was black for the most of my life. I still love black.
11. Favorite type of music?
Rock. Or metal? Or hard rock? I never thought too much about the types. So lets say rock. All the rock
12. Do you like puzzles?
Kinda? I like them but they are usually very hard for me to solve. And I hate feeling stupid. I like idea but rarely try to really solve them
13. Any phobia?
Insectophobia. I can’t even go near some bugs. Just nope. I once almost jumped under the car to avoid a bug
14. Favorite childhood sport?
Badminton. We never played by any rules. Just ‘do everything you can to keep the shuttlecock in the air’. And I was good at it. At school we once played with tennis rackets for almost two hours. Good times
15. Do you talk to your self?
All the time xD Sometimes aloud. “You are a strong capable woman you CAN STOP READING AND FINISH THIS” can be heard every shift from me to me. Luckily I’m the only one hearing this xD
16. What movies do you adore?
Wrath of Man and Pacific Rim and all Resident Evil movies (with Milla Jovovich) and 10 Things I Hate About You and Bring It On and MASH and From Dusk Till Dawn are my comfort movies/shows. I love the Critters trilogy. I love the new Star Trek trilogy. Nightmare on Elm Street (old ones). The Gentlemen. Old Guard. Kingsglaive: Final Fantasy XV (I rewatched it like four times in a row). The Suicide Squad. The Boondock Saints. Ten Inch Hero. Drive Angry… Well. Like. I have weird taste in movies I guess? (I’ve mentioned only movies I saw more than 5 times)
17. Coffee or tea?
Coffee. I can't find balance with tea. It’s either tasteless or makes me sick because it’s too strong. Coffee I can drink non stop. Hot and cold, instant and beans. I love the bitter taste of coffee.
18. First thing you wanted to be growing up
Veterinarian, I think. I always loved animals and thought that being the one to heal them is the best career ever
Tagging (no pressure): @holycafe, @nixie-deangel, @luna-shimizu, @bedalk, @madsteacup, @mommalosthermind, @eaion, @thing2dani and whoever feels like participating :3
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Lani's Birthday Oneshots: 2023 Edition!
So, today is my birthday (SCREAMING!), and as a continuation of last year's tradition, I present a ONESHOT REC LIST to celebrate 🥳! Here are 15 oneshots, all under 10k words, one for each day in June leading up to my birthday. Lots of genres, lots of tropes, ordered by ship (kinda).
🌼 - fluff | 💔 - angst | 🔥 - smut | 👀 - mind the tags
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1. Potter's Got a Tiny Dick (that I can't stop thinking about swallowing whole) by @vukovich [Draco/Harry, E, 4.1k] 🔥🤣 This is crack. Hilarious and filthy crack with bff Ginny, nasty car sex, and unhinged Draco wanting "Just a little nom of a cock."
2. Boy Wonder by @maesterchill [Draco/Harry/Ron, E, 6.1k] 🔥🎹 Established in love Rarry with Draco returned from abroad! Wonderful Ron characterization, witty snappy dialogue, and dacryphilia!!!
3. A Saving People Problem by @the-francakes [Draco/James, E, 5.9k] 🔥🏍️ Draco living at Grimmauld place, and James can't keep his eyes off of him. Oh heck yeah! Surprisingly sweet for such a hot cross-gen pairing. Also poor Harry lol.
4. Gray Eyes (Tell No Lies) by @danpuff-ao3 [Sirius/Draco, E, 3.7k] 🔥🍏 Draco with a lingerie kink! Sirius with a one-way magic mirror! So hot, so delectable. Throw in a praise kink too, and I'm drooling.
5. A Sight to Behold by @lumoslyra [Sirius/Luna, T, 2.5k] 🌼🥐 Luna and Sirius dancing around each other. Hermione watching it all and Harry is just confused. Super cute and sweet.
6. in rivulets, in waves by @dulosis [Bellatrix/Luna, M, 2.0k] 💔👀 Dark and deceptive. I couldn't put this fic down. What happens if Bellatrix survives the war? What if Luna takes her in?
7. Catch Me As I Fall by @this-world-of-beautiful-monsters [Bellatrix/Lily, T, 5.8k] 🌼💔 This fic is a wonderful AU of Lily befriending Bellatrix at Hogwarts. How she slowly changes, how she still is roped into the war. Just spectacular!
8. (give me) the first taste by @iamsiriuslyriddikulus [Narcissa/Lily, M, 4.4k] 💔🌿 Narcissa and Lily as hot moms smoking weed!!! Yes!! This Muggle AU is so well thought-out. The characters are so memorable. (Also I'm a sucker for flangst).
9. Love in a Hopeless Place by @dragonsandotters-dh [Remus/Narcissa, T, 4.6k] 💔🐺 So much hurt but also so much comfort. Draco gets bitten by Greyback. A heart-wrenching and hopeful look into the aftermath.
10. Male Bonding by musigneus [Remus/Severus, E, 9.8k] 🔥👀 This is angsty fuck-or-die to the max. Trapped in a cellar before the full moon. But it's SO GOOD and a somewhat hopeful ending.
11. Open a Vault For Me by Sevanna_OHera [Charity/Severus, M, 3.4k] 💔🧪 I found this pairing recently, and the angst level is off the charts. So much hope and longing in this fic and also a canon-compliant ending.
12. Table for One by @littlesixxwrites [Dean/Blaise, T, 3.2k] 🌼🎄 I LOVE THIS SHIP. Bean is the cutest. This fic has instantly smitten Blaise and equally enamored Dean. Lovely fluffy fic that made me squeal with happiness.
13. Maybe This Time (alternatively: once more, with feeling!) by @wanderingdonut [Regulus, G, 4.6k] 🤣👻 THIS FIC!! I died laughing from this fic, then I came back to life cackling and died all over again. Ghost Regulus is perfect. Snarky and entitled and wallowing in death lol.
14. toxicology by @batmansymbol [Hermione, G, 2.9k] 💔💌 A fascinating dive into the possible implication of Harry being a horcrux for so many years. I love how we view everything through Hermione's unreliable narration.
15. just a few sweaters by Prettything_uglylie [Molly, G, 2.4k] 🌼🧶 This story is a cup of hot cocoa in front of the fire. Warm and sweet and content. I adore it with my whole heart.
BONUS FIC (>10k): Tiny Dancer by @rainchance [Neville/Pansy, M, 12.4k] 🌼🩰 A super sweet Panville fic with ballet dancer Pansy and film student Neville. Wonderful background characters and mutual pining.
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Want more fics to read?
Try my rec tag: #lumosinthelibrary
Bday Oneshots 2022, 22 Fic Recs 2022, WLW Library
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TBOSAS on Crack short take (33)
*How the Tribute-Mentor first official meeting went*
Coryo: Hi, Birdy.
Lucy Gray: Hey, Snow White~.🥰 How’s it been? You still drunk?
Coryo: Not great, not terrible. Disappointingly sober.
Lucy Gray: Do you have food by any chance?
Coryo: Yeah. My super rich boyfriend brought me an extra sandwich earlier.
Lucy Gray: Can I have it?🥺
Coryo: Sure. I’m willing to trade it for a song.
Lucy Gray: Snow On The Beach?
Coryo: You know it, Bestie~.😌
Sejanus: Marcus~! Hey, Marcus! It’s me, Sejanus!😀
Marcus: *Still in denial* Who’s Marcus? I’m not Marcus.
Sejanus: Oh, c’mon! We literally met at the train station the other day!
Marcus: That wasn’t me.
Sejanus: I’m pretty sure it was you.
Marcus: Nope. Never met you before.
Sejanus: Stop lying, Marcus! I even introduced you to my gorgeous boyfriend!
Marcus: Nah, bro. That was a different Marcus, from a different District 2.
Sejanus: But- but there’s only one District 2?!😭
Festus: Yo, Carl! Carl from District 4, remember me?😀
Coral: Ugh! It’s Coral, stupid!
Festus: Well, whatever. Wanna go steal some food from the school kitchen?
Coral: Are we even allowed-
Festus: Never stopped me and my friends before. So you in?
Coral: Sure. Why not. Lead the way.
Persephone: What’s your favorite food?
Mizzen: Weird question, but fish, I guess? And you?
Persephone: Maid stew.
Mizzen: You mean meat stew, right?
Persephone: Sure! Maid stew is the best and cheapest meat in today’s market.
Mizzen: You mean meat stew, right?!
Persephone: *grins* If that’s what you want to hear.😈
Mizzen: Are you a canni-
Persephone: Wanna taste my homemade “beef” jerky?😀
Lysistrata: Hi, Jessup! It’s me! The Great Lizzie Vickers!
Jessup: Yo, Vitamin Girl, do you have more of those sugar pills you gave me the other day?
Lysistrata: Oh, those pills? That would be 4 cabbages and 2 cans of beans, please.🙂
Jessup: I thought you gave them to me for free?!
Lysistrata: Free? In this economy?!
Livia: If you haven’t heard of me before, I feel so sorry for you. So sorry.🙄💅
Facet: Slow down, girlie. We haven’t even introduced ourselves.
Livia: Fine. I’m Livia Cardew and my mama runs the biggest bank in Panem. And you?
Facet: I’m Facet the fantastic fashionista of District 1.
Livia: A fashionista?! What’s your favorite color?
Facet: Girl, hot pink is the only valid color in Panem.
Livia: Omg! I totally agree with you, bestie!
Facet: Do you like shopping?
Livia: Like?! I love shopping!
Facet: Heels or flats?😏
Livia: Heels forever!
Facet: Feathers or leather?
Livia: I live and breathe for both.
Facet: Girl, same.
Livia: You’re officially my new best friend. Let’s get out of here and go ✨shopping✨!
Facet: Lead the way, bestie!
Palmyra: Do you like tomato soup?
Velvereen: Yeah?
Palmyra: Do you want to try my homemade tomato soup?
Velvereen: Umm. . . Why does your “homemade” soup looks so weird?
Palmyra: It’s totally normal. I made it myself.
Velvereen: Girl, I’m gonna be honest with you.
Palmyra: Sure! I love honesty.😀
Velvereen: Your soup smells like rat poison.
Palmyra: It’s just for aesthetics.
Velvereen: I’m not sure-
Palmyra: Oh, don’t be scared! Do you want to try it or not?
Velvereen: *Sweats nervously* Is it fresh?
Palmyra: Define ✨fresh✨.
Felix: Hi, my name is-
Dill: Oh, please don’t tell me you’re a stupid Ravinstill!
Felix: Wha- Why?!
Dill: I would rather die than be mentored by one of President Ravinstill’s family members!
Felix: Oh.☹️
Dill: So are you?!😠
Felix: A Ravinstill?! Nope. Never. We’re not even related.
Dill: Prove it!
Felix: My name’s Philip Raven’s Bill and I’m just an ordinary law abiding citizen!
Dill: Raven’s Bill? That sounds fake-
Felix: I swear I’m Philip Raven’s Bill. Just ask the Dean.
Dill: Ok? *turns to Casca* Yo, Dean, is my mentor Philip Raven’s Bill?
Casca: Yeah! You got a problem with that?!
Dill: Oh, thank the heavens! My prayers have been answered!
Felix: So-
Dill: You’re now my new best friend, Philip!
Felix: *sweats nervously* Sure, Dill.
Clemensia: Hi. I’m your Mentor.
Reaper: *Glares* Are you normal?
Clemensia: Pretty much.
Reaper: Oh, thank Panem! Thank you, Panem! I got the normal one! The normal one! *starts happy dancing*
Clemensia: Sh*t. I got the weird one.
Florus: Sabyn, is it?
Sabyn: Yeah. And you?
Florus: Florus Friend, at your service-
Sabyn: Let me guess, your parents are a bunch of wealthy gardeners, who are secretly disappointed with you.
Florus: Dammit! How did you know?!
Sabyn: Honestly, just look at you.
Florus: Ughhh! I need to call my therapist!😩🔪
Sabyn: Sign me up too.
Io: Hi. My name is Io Jasper-
Circ: Are you smart?
Io: Yeah.
Circ: How smart?
Io: I can create a mini nuclear missile with a 2B pencil.😊
Circ: Marry me! Please, marry me!
Urban: *Bored AF* So Teslee, tell me, what’s your talent?
Teslee: Hacking.
Urban: You know how to hack?!😀 That’s quite amazing-
Teslee: Hacking your loser ass, you stupid ass nerd!😂
Urban: *flips the table* F*ck this!
Casca: *walks in* That’s another demerit for you, Mr. Turban!
Urban: It’s Urban! Dammit!🤬🔪
Dennis: Hey, Hy. I’m Dennis.
Hy: *coughs* Hi. I’m dying.
Dennis: You’re dying?! But we just met?!
Hy: Asthma is a b*tch.
Dennis: Asthma?! In this era?! I’m calling my doctor!
Hy: I think the Tributes are not allowed to-
Dennis: It’s fine! My doctor works at the Black Market.
Hy: Works where?!
Dennis: It’s totally legal, bro.😉
Iphigenia: Hi, Soul! I’m-
Sol: It’s Sol.
Iphigenia: Sal!😀
Sol: Sol.
Iphigenia: Ok.
Sol: I’m hungry.
Iphigenia: Ok.
Sol: Are you gonna feed me or what?
Iphigenia: Of course! I even bought a truck load of doughnuts just for you!
Sol: You what?!
Iphigenia: And here’s a basket of grapes and oranges-
Sol: Where the heck did you even harvest these?!
Iphigenia: And here’s a box of chicken nuggets and chocolates-
Sol: Slow down-
Iphigenia: And here’s a large bag of garlic fries and-
Sol: Are you the food fairy?!
Apollo: Hello, sunshine! I’m your-
Otto: Can I pet your hair?
Apollo: Sure!😀
Otto: It’s so smooth and fluffy.
Apollo: Thanks!☺️
Otto: What did you use to make it so soft?
Apollo: My dog’s shampoo!😊
Otto: Your dog’s what?!
Diana: Hello, moonshine! I’m Dia-
Ginnee: Where’s the booze?
Diana: I think I’m not allowed to-
Ginnee: Give me a bottle of posca and I’ll trade you a secret.
Diana: What kind of secret?😀
Ginnee: A spicy one.
Diana: About who?
Ginnee: About the Tributes.
Diana: Deal!
Vipsania: Hey.
Treech: Hi.
Vipsania: Cool hat, bro.
Treech: Thanks, bro.
Vipsania: You work out?
Treech: Yeah. And you?
Vipsania: Every single day, bro.
Treech: Cool. Me too.
Vipsania: Wanna skip this boring meeting and go to the gym, bro?
Treech: Sure. Lead the way, bro.
Pup: Hi. I’m your Mentor-
Lamina: *starts crying*
Pup: My name is Pliny.😀
Lamina: *is still crying*
Pup: But my friends call me Pup!
Lamina: Like a puppy?
Pup: Yes. That’s right!
Lamina: Can I have a puppy?🥺
Pup: I- I’m not sure if that’s allowed-
Lamina: *starts crying again* But I want to pet a cute puppy!😭
Pup: I told you that you’re not allowed-
Lamina: *is now wailing like a madman* Give me the cute puppy!!
Pup: *starts panicking* Apollo! Yo, Apollo Ring, help a brother out!
Apollo: what’s the problem, bro?
Pup: Let my Tribute pet you.
Apollo: Pet me? Oh, sure. No problem, bro!😊
Lamina: A puppy! I’m so happy! *starts petting Apollo’s head*
Pup: Yup. Problem solved.
Juno: Hello, peasant Bobby. I’m-
Bobbin: It’s Bobbin.
Juno: Whatever. I don’t care. I’m royalty.
Bobbin: Royalty?! Are you a Ravinstill?!
Juno: Better. I’m a Phipps!😎
Bobbin: A what?
Juno: A Phipps! The most ancient and noble family in all of Panem!
Bobbin: I still don’t get it.
Juno: Ughhh! I’m surrounded by stupid peasants.🙄💅
Hilarius: Hello, fellow human.
Wovey: What’s your name?
Hilarius: Umm. . . Don’t laugh. It’s Hilarius.
Wovey: Ok. I won’t laugh. So what is it?
Hilarius: I already told you.
Wovey: No, you didn’t.
Hilarius: Yes, I did. It’s Hilarius.
Wovey: What’s hilarious?
Hilarius: My name!
Wovey: Seriously, what’s your real name?
Hilarius: Hilarius!
Wovey: Are you joking right now?
Hilarius: Ughhh! Fine. You can call me Hilari.
Wovey: Hillary?! Now that’s hilarious!🤣
Gaius: Yo! You’re Pablo, right?😀
Panlo: It’s PAN. LO! P. A. N. L. O. Panlo!
Gaius: Like the bread?!
Panlo: Exactly!
Gaius: Can I call you “Bread Boy” instead?
Panlo: No.
Gaius: Pretty please?🥺
Panlo: No!
Gaius: Oh, c’mon, Pablo! Bread Boy is the perfect stage name.
Panlo: If you want me to die from embarrassment!
Gaius: But think about that sweet sweet money, Bread Boy.
Panlo: I do love money.
Gaius: And fame!
Panlo: Fine! But make sure I get more than half of the shares.
Gaius: No problem, Pablo-
Panlo: It’s Panlo.
Gaius: Whatever you say, Panini.
Androcles: Hi! My name is Andie. I’m a Kleptomaniac and I like to steal stuff.
Sheaf: You like to what?!
Androcles: Sh*t! That came out wrong. Can I try again?
Sheaf: Umm. . . Sure?
Androcles: Ok. Deep breath. Don’t be weird. She’s just a girl.
Sheaf: I’m ready when you are?
Androcles: *exhales* Hi! My name is Andie and I’m a proud delinquent- Sh*t! That came out wrong again!
Sheaf: It’s ok. Take all the time that you need. I’m just here to help.
Androcles: Ok. Let’s try again. Hi! My name is Andie and I stole the President’s dog once.😀
Sheaf: You stole a dog?! You monster!
Androcles: Ughhh! Why am I failing so bad?! What is wrong with me?!
Sheaf: Maybe you’re just nervous because I’m pretty?
Androcles: Nah, bro. Felix, Coryo, and Clemmie are prettier.
Sheaf: Well, it was worth a try. So take four?
Androcles: Yeah. I think I’m ready.
Sheaf: Ok. Go!
Androcles: Hi, Tribute! My name is Andie and my mom blackmails people for a living- Nevermind. I give up.
Sheaf: How about you let me introduce myself first?
Androcles: I’m cool with that.
Sheaf: Alright. Here we go. Hello, Andie! My name is Sheaf and I like to dance for money- Sh*t! That came out wrong.
Androcles: Yep. I think we’re doomed.
Domitia: Hello, Tanner. How’s the-
Tanner: You know my name?
Domitia: A little birdie told me.
Tanner: Brandy was right! I shouldn’t have trusted Lucy Gray!
Domitia: Lucy Gray didn’t snitch on you. Brandy did.
Tanner: What?! Why?!
Domitia: I gave her a big slice of my family’s premium ham.
Tanner: That little snitch! When I get my hands on that neck-
Domitia: Tanner, do you like cows?
Tanner: Yeah. I slaughter them from time to time. Why? You like cows?
Domitia: I’m a Whimsiwick! My whole family loves cows!
Tanner: A Whimsiwick?! You’re that famous but crazy Dairy Heiress?!
Domitia: Yup! That’s me!
Tanner: My whole District practically works for you! I work for you!
Domitia: That’s true!
Tanner: That’s great! You’re rich!
Domitia: Do you want to see my exclusive dairy cow collection?😀
Tanner: Are you single?
Arachne: I can’t believe that I have to introduce myself-
Brandy: Where’s my sandwich, little girl.
Arachne: You rude little sh*t! I’m still talking-
Brandy: Are you gonna cry home to mommy?
Arachne: Shut up, farmer!
Brandy: Oh, don’t be such a whiny loser, circus freak.
Arachne: How dare you call me that! You’re the loser, you District scum!
Brandy: Is that all you’ve got, you certified Capitol b*tch!
Arachne: Oh, you just crossed the line, you dirty animal!
Brandy: You pampered little banshee!
Arachne: You impoverish ugly creature from the sewers!
Brandy: You-
Casca: Oi! That’s enough insults for today. You’re embarrassing yourselves in front of Panem.
Arachne: She started it!
Brandy: Yes, I did.
Casca: And both of you may continue tomorrow.
Arachne: Fine!
Brandy: Whatever.🙄
Casca: Also, Brandy won this round.
Arachne: Dammit!
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