#dean can cook
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To the Dean-can't-cook truthers, I'd just like to point out: Dean handmade the queso and taquitos and tamales he offered Death in Brother's Keeper, and Death said it was good
#dean can cook#don't judge him on the marshmallow fluff my man was out here making offbrand kraft dinner taste edible#spn: brother's keeper#spn rewatch#spn s10
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#spn#polls#supernatural#castiel#we can guess that dean would watch cooking channels and sam would watch true crime#but we don't know what cas would like the most
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So I’m having one of my reoccurring dreams about my estranged family. It happens. But this time, in my old family home there’s this supernatural spinoff/reboot/sequel on the tv. I’m not even watching the tv in the dream mind you it’s just on.
The brothers are tracking this like doomsday cult as they do and SURPRISE castiel is back from super hell and he’s a mega powerful new kind of demon! And is the one the cult has been trying to use! And hes still in love with dean! Who’s too in shock to believe this is real or that’s really cas!
I don’t catch what happens next but later as I’m packing to go to the airport (another staple of these dreams) I’m listening to a video essay about how this continues the shows homophobic trend of treating gay love as monstrous and predatory. With tumblr discourse over how this was handled and if it was good or bad.
And can I just say, what a b plot
#supernatural#destiel#i’m not even in this fandom#I don’t really ship this#castiel#dean winchester#dreams#this was barely in the dream but it stood out to me so much#what a fucking background detail#later#as I was starting to wake up#I realized this probably wasn’t real#so I checked tumblr to see if it was trending#knowing if this was real it’d be all over my dash#it wasn’t so I concluded my brain cooked it up#then I woke up#I had checked tumblr in my dreams#to confirm if the dream show was real#and it somehow worked#imagine my suprise to wake up to Dean Winchester actually trending lol#up there with the time I was running from my estranged family while they were in pioneer clothes#and I was shouting for help and to watch out for people in old timey clothes#and a SEPERATE PACK of women in regency era dresses run up beside me#and I shout to the pack of people it’s okay#they’re dressed from a different historical era#you can tell by the empire waist lines#the regency women helped me run too#my brain is so fun sometimes
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(with increasing desperation) what, between naptime and snack?????????
#most concerning thing here might be that 138 people think 4yos can cook 😭#also sam was a BABY so what was 4yo dean “cooking” exactly??? mashed up nanners?????#hell fandom
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#forgot to share this here#supernatural#dean winchester#castiel#dean is an angry cook#D: can you help me in the kitchen honey? yeah... now sit here and watch#C: ... ???
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dean is trying so hard with jack and it means a lot to me, actually. and i think the best evidence that they'll work it out is the fact that they start to when mrs. butters is around. at the beginning of the episode jack is staying in his room and not talking to anyone, and dean is insisting sam give him time and space. with mrs. butters helping keep them running and taking some things off their collective plate, dean and jack both can dedicate more energy to healing. jack comes out of his room more. dean talks to jack more. by the end of the episode dean is going out of his way to make jack feel special and cared for by making him a cake. nothing has changed. they just got space and time, and perhaps more importantly, genuine care from someone they could look at without feeling guilt and pain.
#this is why i truly believe dean and cas can work it out too. they just need time and breathing room#i think about this a lot in terms of 'a little relief'#my dad brought me dinner the other night - leftovers from a recipe we used to have a lot when i was a kid#and just that tiny little burden of having to decide what to have for dinner and having to cook it and clean up afterwards was off my plate#and it was such a gigantic relief#everyone deserves a little relief#it can make such a huge difference to get a reminder that you're not in it alone#spn#spn rewatch#15x14 last holiday
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we really sleep on sam/lisa and dean/ruby
#am i cooking or not#maybe not. but#deanruby hate sex#would it happen? idk no but maybe. dean is crazy sometimes i think hed go for it if he thought it would make sam disentangle from ruby#(which it wouldn’t even).#cant really see ruby going for it though dean is irrelevant for her except for as a way to#manipulate sam.#then soulless sam and lisa. now would lisa go for it. also probably not but you can make anything happen through the power of fanfiction#oliver talks#spn
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Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Supernatural (TV 2005)
Rating: Mature
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Words: 1,410
Relationships: Castiel/Dean Winchester
Characters: Castiel (Supernatural), Dean Winchester, Sam Winchester
Additional Tags: Canon Universe, It doesn't happened in the show, but I guess it could have happened at some point, Castiel in the Men of Letters Bunker (Supernatural), Dean Winchester Cooks, well he's trying to but cas is distracting him, Dean Winchester Calls Castiel "cute", his tongue slipped, It happens, but it's a good thing here, First Kiss, Kissing, Boys Kissing, Miscommunication, because it wouldn't be them otherwise, Fluff, Castiel Cooks (Supernatural), like he helps dean, Castiel's Head Tilt (Supernatural), it's cute and dean agrees
Summary:
Dean accidentally thinks out loud and lets out that he thinks Cas is cute. That’s the story of his struggle, but it was worth it because it ends well.
#I got the idea as I watched love on the spectrum on netflix#someone calling their date cute#I found that cute#so I thought about dean saying that to cas#but in a dean way#and not in a context of dating#anyway it's cute#fluff#first kiss#kissing#boys kissing#dean cooks#he tries to but cas is distracting him#who can blame him#cas is cute and hot#and dean knows it#cas's head tilt#english is not my first language#so I struggled to find words that could fit to replace cute and hot#anyway#I hope you'll like reading it#destiel#deancas#castiel#dean winchester#fanfiction#ao3 fic#my destiel fanfic
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standing by my angel!cas endgame truth while also kicking my feet and giggling writing cute domestic human!cas post-canon fics. a woman can do both
#i like a semihuman cas who is still an angel in every way that matters but loves eating dean's cooking and falling asleep together#sweetest softest headcanon is that cas chooses to temporarily become human to live out dean's normal human lifespan and grow old together#and then when dean is about to die (of old age!!!!) cas takes his grace back so they can cross into heaven together as angel + human#while on earth he puts a little bit of it in dean's wedding ring or smth#i have thought about the logistics of this btw. because cas would always want a bit of his grace close for emergencies.#so even before they're Married dean has a little vial of it#and cas has a little vial of it#and a third vial is in a vault in the bunker warded and protected#because also cas would want the opportunity to become an angel again at a moment's notice to save someone's life etc#also i like the idea that angels are actively maintaining their vessels so cas lets his physically age so they get old together#i wrote a fic about that :)
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the supernatural writers were really like hey I wonder what if han solo was a drunk rather than a stoner and the answer is for that to happen you have to give han solo an attachment disorder and his chewie has to be a hater
#spn#supernatural#is this literally ANYTHING#dean winchester#also han definitely cant cook and dean can but this isnt explained by han's lack of bpd#also seems confusing to have the guy abusing alcohol be way more into food than the guy who likes a blunt#ig spaceship food (dehydrated stodge) kinda suits the munchies#whereas dean's gotta cook his hipster burgers to pair properly with the beer of the week
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random dean with an earring brainrot but im in need of fics where bobbyrufus is canon and dean and rufus are really close and they're always finding new ways to tease bobby and when rufus finds out dean got his ear pierced by a friend he gets mad that it wasn't safe and makes sure dean knows there's nothing wrong with that but you gotta do it safely and that he can do it so he pierces dean's ear next and then they insist on saying bobby should wear an earring too
#why am i thinking about this??? jackles what did you do to my brain ohh the fic ideas i can cook up (and not elaborate)#dean studies#bobbyrufus#ali.thinks
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Dean can do wonders with a hot plate and a microwave
#like he fed Sam for 18 years with only a motel kitchen#he can make a can of spaghetti-os last for days#my hc is that he’s a really good cook but just didn’t get the right opportunities#like kid Dean getting really excited when the motel has a hot plate because it means he can get creative#like they were trapped in those motel rooms for years he was going to have to have some kind of hobby#dean winchester
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Okay but the song Daylight by david kushner is so sam and dean? Or is it just me
YEAAAAAAAA omg this song would have been so popular on 2013 wincest tumblr?! aside from the fact that this guy looks exactly like the dude my friend lost her virginity to, this song feels like it's pulled directly from sam's inner monologue throughout the show
this comment from kushner was interesting:
To me, it’s a realization of my own desires and the complexity of those desires. The desire for light, but always running towards the darkness instead of light.
mmmm when i think of sam, one of the first things i go to is just this complexity of desires that he's talking about. sam knows what it means to spiral ever downwards while searching for forgiveness/absolution/The Right Thing.
meanwhile this part is dean to the core:
Tellin' myself it's the last time Can you spare any mercy that you might find If I'm down on my knees again? Deep down, way down, Lord, I try Try to follow your light, but it's nighttime Please don't leave me in the end
#honestly that last bit is very deanjohn#but lots of that can be applied to sam and dean as well. :)#thanks for the rec i'm cooking some ideas from this#wincest#.ask
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there's meant to be a massive risk of power cuts because of stormy weather tomorrow, and literally the thing i'm most worried about is that i'll miss dean's birthday on tumblr
#i'm fine for everything else. i have food and the portable cooking stove my dad uses on sailing trips and i have about 50 scented#candles in my room and blankets i can snuggle under and my dad's said he'd light the fire if it gets cold too#but the one thing i DON'T have is unlimited mobile data and if i missed out on dean's birthday that would just be sad!!
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if u ever wanna think abt smthn funny just remember that its basically canon to s/yf/y alice that they do not know what pizza is in wo/nderland (h/atter almost makes it sound like he thinks its a s/ex thing lol) and cassie knows even less than h/atter does
#out.#anyways i mentioned this to bibis and its our canon now that dean mentions wanting pizza once#and cassie is just puzzled as well like ‘wtf is pizza why are oysters like this do i have to learn a new thing in bed i dont waNNA’#for the record tho this bitch eats primarily raw fish and whatever hatter had around#which is mostly food given to him by carlotta#when she was in the hearts court good food only ever went to the queen and vaguely better food came to march#so she had ‘slightly above sludge’ as her food when it came to the suits/assassins#until march just gave her access to his#at home she had to take care of violet whilst being turned into a weapon and being horrifically mistreated she was also parenting violet#basically and she can make potions but she struggles with understanding temperatures and things so#all in all she’s never actually had a hot home cooked meal and even with how physically strong she is#she is still massively malnourished#shes grown used to catching insects and fish and just eating those raw like the feline she turns into#she does not know any of the fun delicious foods#anyways#food cw#in the poems and the sands | headcanon#except also its canon but im doing it this way cause mentions other ppl
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i think i'd be a good malewife if i learned to cook more
#dean speaks#just don't make me do the dishes every day#i'll cry#i'm good at simple out-of-the-box noodle products (mac n cheese + regular noodles)#rice#instant potatoes#hot dogs (boiled)#and then medium rare steak#oh and i can do scrambled eggs#i need to learn to cook more so i can be a proper malewife
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