#dean can cook
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To the Dean-can't-cook truthers, I'd just like to point out: Dean handmade the queso and taquitos and tamales he offered Death in Brother's Keeper, and Death said it was good
#dean can cook#don't judge him on the marshmallow fluff my man was out here making offbrand kraft dinner taste edible#spn: brother's keeper#spn rewatch#spn s10
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(with increasing desperation) what, between naptime and snack?????????
#most concerning thing here might be that 138 people think 4yos can cook 😭#also sam was a BABY so what was 4yo dean “cooking” exactly??? mashed up nanners?????#hell fandom
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So I’m having one of my reoccurring dreams about my estranged family. It happens. But this time, in my old family home there’s this supernatural spinoff/reboot/sequel on the tv. I’m not even watching the tv in the dream mind you it’s just on.
The brothers are tracking this like doomsday cult as they do and SURPRISE castiel is back from super hell and he’s a mega powerful new kind of demon! And is the one the cult has been trying to use! And hes still in love with dean! Who’s too in shock to believe this is real or that’s really cas!
I don’t catch what happens next but later as I’m packing to go to the airport (another staple of these dreams) I’m listening to a video essay about how this continues the shows homophobic trend of treating gay love as monstrous and predatory. With tumblr discourse over how this was handled and if it was good or bad.
And can I just say, what a b plot
#supernatural#destiel#i’m not even in this fandom#I don’t really ship this#castiel#dean winchester#dreams#this was barely in the dream but it stood out to me so much#what a fucking background detail#later#as I was starting to wake up#I realized this probably wasn’t real#so I checked tumblr to see if it was trending#knowing if this was real it’d be all over my dash#it wasn’t so I concluded my brain cooked it up#then I woke up#I had checked tumblr in my dreams#to confirm if the dream show was real#and it somehow worked#imagine my suprise to wake up to Dean Winchester actually trending lol#up there with the time I was running from my estranged family while they were in pioneer clothes#and I was shouting for help and to watch out for people in old timey clothes#and a SEPERATE PACK of women in regency era dresses run up beside me#and I shout to the pack of people it’s okay#they’re dressed from a different historical era#you can tell by the empire waist lines#the regency women helped me run too#my brain is so fun sometimes
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HOT take but I am rotating a 27-year-old Mary in my mind, who isn't really fit for motherhood and doesn't stick around- but who blows through the bunker every once in a while with a group of rowdy young hunters and shitty gas station souvenirs, cleans her gun at the kitchen table, calls dean "baby", and leaves
#give me 27 year old Mart or give me death#like the dissonance here would have been soooooooo good can you imagine#Mary behaving almost exactly like Dean did back in the day (she's 27 dude)#but sometimes regressing into having a four year old#only her maternal instincts never aged past still illicitly living the life while having a toddler#but now dean is grown up and she doesn't have to take care of him or pretend to know how to cook#she just blows through town with shitty gas station souvenirs and the nostalgia for a life she wasn't equipped for#and is relieved to have gotten out of- one she relives a little heavily and doesn't have the tools to recreate or pantomime#also dean mommy issues winchester having to recon fully with a mother who is 15 years younger than him#spending his whole life yearning for motherhood and getting only a whisper#and having to face that#anyways that's the good supernatural that lives in my head#spn#Supernatural#mary winchester#mary posting
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dean is trying so hard with jack and it means a lot to me, actually. and i think the best evidence that they'll work it out is the fact that they start to when mrs. butters is around. at the beginning of the episode jack is staying in his room and not talking to anyone, and dean is insisting sam give him time and space. with mrs. butters helping keep them running and taking some things off their collective plate, dean and jack both can dedicate more energy to healing. jack comes out of his room more. dean talks to jack more. by the end of the episode dean is going out of his way to make jack feel special and cared for by making him a cake. nothing has changed. they just got space and time, and perhaps more importantly, genuine care from someone they could look at without feeling guilt and pain.
#this is why i truly believe dean and cas can work it out too. they just need time and breathing room#i think about this a lot in terms of 'a little relief'#my dad brought me dinner the other night - leftovers from a recipe we used to have a lot when i was a kid#and just that tiny little burden of having to decide what to have for dinner and having to cook it and clean up afterwards was off my plate#and it was such a gigantic relief#everyone deserves a little relief#it can make such a huge difference to get a reminder that you're not in it alone#spn#spn rewatch#15x14 last holiday
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we really sleep on sam/lisa and dean/ruby
#am i cooking or not#maybe not. but#deanruby hate sex#would it happen? idk no but maybe. dean is crazy sometimes i think hed go for it if he thought it would make sam disentangle from ruby#(which it wouldn’t even).#cant really see ruby going for it though dean is irrelevant for her except for as a way to#manipulate sam.#then soulless sam and lisa. now would lisa go for it. also probably not but you can make anything happen through the power of fanfiction#oliver talks#spn
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Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Supernatural (TV 2005)
Rating: Mature
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Words: 1,410
Relationships: Castiel/Dean Winchester
Characters: Castiel (Supernatural), Dean Winchester, Sam Winchester
Additional Tags: Canon Universe, It doesn't happened in the show, but I guess it could have happened at some point, Castiel in the Men of Letters Bunker (Supernatural), Dean Winchester Cooks, well he's trying to but cas is distracting him, Dean Winchester Calls Castiel "cute", his tongue slipped, It happens, but it's a good thing here, First Kiss, Kissing, Boys Kissing, Miscommunication, because it wouldn't be them otherwise, Fluff, Castiel Cooks (Supernatural), like he helps dean, Castiel's Head Tilt (Supernatural), it's cute and dean agrees
Summary:
Dean accidentally thinks out loud and lets out that he thinks Cas is cute. That’s the story of his struggle, but it was worth it because it ends well.
#I got the idea as I watched love on the spectrum on netflix#someone calling their date cute#I found that cute#so I thought about dean saying that to cas#but in a dean way#and not in a context of dating#anyway it's cute#fluff#first kiss#kissing#boys kissing#dean cooks#he tries to but cas is distracting him#who can blame him#cas is cute and hot#and dean knows it#cas's head tilt#english is not my first language#so I struggled to find words that could fit to replace cute and hot#anyway#I hope you'll like reading it#destiel#deancas#castiel#dean winchester#fanfiction#ao3 fic#my destiel fanfic
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kills me michael escapes the boiler room and dean amidst his panic sees sam and goes i told you! and laments how could he let sam talk him out of it why would he let sam sway him (bc he's weak) and sam looks at him teary-eyed like he just didn't wanna lose dean ...
#also bold words from dean maybe if you didn't fold right before your brother every single time#ok but i love no im obsessed with characters who are steadfast about their principles abt what they made up their mind who're so stubborn#and resolute in their decisions but then they get absolutely wrecked in the face of their loved one#them being the only one that can make them waver or hesitate and i love it even more when this is a punishment for them#you were right but you wavered for this person alone and now everything is fucked over all because you loved them too much#spn said sam is dean's weak spot and i love that it portrayed it in a negative light he's his weakness he literally brings him apart#he'll be his end bc he mustn't have any weaknesses on battlefield but he went ahead and had him and refused to let go so he'll suffer for i#it's soooo sexy this applies on sam too but more overall idk what im saying but I'm cooking#samdean#sam winchester#dean winchester#mine
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standing by my angel!cas endgame truth while also kicking my feet and giggling writing cute domestic human!cas post-canon fics. a woman can do both
#i like a semihuman cas who is still an angel in every way that matters but loves eating dean's cooking and falling asleep together#sweetest softest headcanon is that cas chooses to temporarily become human to live out dean's normal human lifespan and grow old together#and then when dean is about to die (of old age!!!!) cas takes his grace back so they can cross into heaven together as angel + human#while on earth he puts a little bit of it in dean's wedding ring or smth#i have thought about the logistics of this btw. because cas would always want a bit of his grace close for emergencies.#so even before they're Married dean has a little vial of it#and cas has a little vial of it#and a third vial is in a vault in the bunker warded and protected#because also cas would want the opportunity to become an angel again at a moment's notice to save someone's life etc#also i like the idea that angels are actively maintaining their vessels so cas lets his physically age so they get old together#i wrote a fic about that :)
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In my JD era
#heathers the musical#jason dean#jd heathers#heathers#freeze your brain#ive been through ten high schools/they start to get blurry/no point planting roots/'cause your gone in a hurry/#my dad keeps two suitcases packed in the den/so its only a matter of when/i dont learn the names/dont bother with faces/#all i can trust is this concrete oasis/seems every time im about to despair/theres a 7-Eleven right there/each store is the same/#from las vegas to boston/linoleum isles that i love to get lost in/i pray at my altar of slush/yeah i live for that sweet frozen rush/#freeze your brain/suck on that straw/get lost in the pain/happiness comes/when everything numbs/who needs cocaine?/freeze your brain/#freeze your brain/care for a hit?/does your mommy know you eat all that crap?/not anymore/#when mom was alive#we lived halfway normal/but now its just me and my dad/we're less formal/i learned to cook pasta/i learned to pay rent/#learned the world doesn't owe you a cent/you're planning your future veronice sawyer/you'll go to some college and marry a lawyer/#but the skies gonna hurt when it falls/so you'd better start building some walls/freeze your brain/swim in the ice/get lost in the pain/#shut your eyes tight/'til you vanish from sight/let nothing remain/freeze your brain/shatter your skull/fight pain with more pain/#forget who you are/unburden your load/forget im six weeks/youll be back on the road/when the voice in your head/says your better off dead/#dont open a vein/just freeze your brain/freeze your brain/go on and freeze your brain/try it#Spotify
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im just saying that benny is stuck out of time and out of place with everyone around him and was in monster jail for half a century, and i think that he and lucifer could bond about this
#lucifer (doesn't sleep) and benny (night owl) in the bunker kitchen stress cooking is what im saying#kevin is also there but like he did pass out fifteen minutes ago. on the floor.#its okay he has a blanket and a pillow its just that he's been having nightmares about getting various limbs chopped off#and had a seizure earlier that day while translating that scared the shit out of him so he would like to remain Nearby lucifer. just in cas#so he falls asleep listening to them banging around. kevin took latin like a nerd in high school so he doesn't actually understand french#but he's very good with word roots and can tell like. 60% of what they're saying. maybe 65% if they were speaking slower.#it's all very domestic#sam and dean wake up hours later and there is so much fucking food aslkjdlskjd#kevin no longer in the kitchen because when linda woke up she chewed lucifer out for letting him sleep on the floor and made him go to bed#dean mumbling to the floor making excuses for why he and benny are gonna slip into the other room#when sam and lucifer both know exactly why they're gonna do that. literally why are they hiding it. lucifer or cas is gonna have to heal hi#dean/benny worst kept secret of all time.#(sam is also. tense. around benny. attempted murder does that to a pair. but less tense now because dean is also less tense.#dean is like 'oh good everyone is in one place where i can see them and protect them' and stops cutting sam down at every opportunity#out of paranoia that he's gonna be abandoned. he's fine. he's nesting now <3)
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the supernatural writers were really like hey I wonder what if han solo was a drunk rather than a stoner and the answer is for that to happen you have to give han solo an attachment disorder and his chewie has to be a hater
#spn#supernatural#is this literally ANYTHING#dean winchester#also han definitely cant cook and dean can but this isnt explained by han's lack of bpd#also seems confusing to have the guy abusing alcohol be way more into food than the guy who likes a blunt#ig spaceship food (dehydrated stodge) kinda suits the munchies#whereas dean's gotta cook his hipster burgers to pair properly with the beer of the week
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random dean with an earring brainrot but im in need of fics where bobbyrufus is canon and dean and rufus are really close and they're always finding new ways to tease bobby and when rufus finds out dean got his ear pierced by a friend he gets mad that it wasn't safe and makes sure dean knows there's nothing wrong with that but you gotta do it safely and that he can do it so he pierces dean's ear next and then they insist on saying bobby should wear an earring too
#why am i thinking about this??? jackles what did you do to my brain ohh the fic ideas i can cook up (and not elaborate)#dean studies#bobbyrufus#ali.thinks
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Dean can do wonders with a hot plate and a microwave
#like he fed Sam for 18 years with only a motel kitchen#he can make a can of spaghetti-os last for days#my hc is that he’s a really good cook but just didn’t get the right opportunities#like kid Dean getting really excited when the motel has a hot plate because it means he can get creative#like they were trapped in those motel rooms for years he was going to have to have some kind of hobby#dean winchester
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started watching 911 because of all the spn/buck jokes and why did nobody say anything about the plot of the first episode being that they find a premature baby in a sewage pipe then have to basically birth it again from said pipe i was eating a burrito and lost my appetite my god
#911 abc#911 show#also people have already said it but buck? ik he needs time to cook but this guy sucks#evan buckley#A BABY IS BEHIND A WALL AND HIS FIRST REACTION IS LETS CHOP THE WALL WITH AN AXE#hmmm copaganda#i mean i knew going into it but damn angela bassett said fuck a warrant i can just bust down anyones door#just using the tags as live posting ig#cant believe he just chopped that snakes head off#....ew#why does buck literally have the spn anti possession tat.....hes actually dean winchester fr#also not them smashing on some random roof don't you have a house babygirl
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Okay but the song Daylight by david kushner is so sam and dean? Or is it just me
YEAAAAAAAA omg this song would have been so popular on 2013 wincest tumblr?! aside from the fact that this guy looks exactly like the dude my friend lost her virginity to, this song feels like it's pulled directly from sam's inner monologue throughout the show
this comment from kushner was interesting:
To me, it’s a realization of my own desires and the complexity of those desires. The desire for light, but always running towards the darkness instead of light.
mmmm when i think of sam, one of the first things i go to is just this complexity of desires that he's talking about. sam knows what it means to spiral ever downwards while searching for forgiveness/absolution/The Right Thing.
meanwhile this part is dean to the core:
Tellin' myself it's the last time Can you spare any mercy that you might find If I'm down on my knees again? Deep down, way down, Lord, I try Try to follow your light, but it's nighttime Please don't leave me in the end
#honestly that last bit is very deanjohn#but lots of that can be applied to sam and dean as well. :)#thanks for the rec i'm cooking some ideas from this#wincest#.ask
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