#deadpool & Wolverine spoilers

[linusbenjamin]

DEADPOOL WOLVERINE SPOILERS AHEAD. i loved how it felt like a comic movie. jokes were actually funny. action scenes were so creative. cameos were super cool. matthew macfadyen served, smashed, killed etc. i would define it as a tribute to fans. it's a solid 8.5 for me. but as someone who went to cinema wearing a fucking wanda t-shirt, i demand some fucking answers about that scarlet witch statue which i've fucking seen with my own two eyes and then i screamed out loud.

[meep-meep-richie]

Hugh saying it’s always the suit and never the actor in that x-men bts scene had me😭😭❤️

[yellingaboutmasseffect]

Me, after seeing Deadpool and Wolverine as someone who never wanted Channing Tatum to play Gambit:

[mischiefmagpie]

So that Honda Odessey sex scene with Deadpool & Wolverine was pretty hot...

[lokisgoodgirl]

I feel like that lingering shot of the rocking car from different angles and bangin tunes was defo conducive to it being sexytime adjacent 😂

idk if someone made this already but i saw this text and immediately thought of them

[landoslastnerve]

DEADPOOL & WOLVERINE dir. Shawn Levy (2024)

[ianto-j0nes]

“what’s the wind resistance on those blowjob handles?”

[ratsonfire]

I never thought a Honda Odyssey could be so homoerotic

[hurtspideyparker]

Logan and Wade in the Honda Odyssey, a sex metaphor:

The fighting was purely for a release of energy and emotion since they regenerate

The constant penetration of weapons over and over, Logan smiling in satisfaction during the penetration

"I take it all back, the Honda Odyssey fucks hard. Too bad you don't, needle-dick" "oh we're just getting started bub" they're literally flirting.

The grunting, panting, yelling.

Come hither hand motions, asking for more, the rocking of the car

Constantly on top of each other, rolling around, switching positions

Staying in the car. There is no reason to fight inside the car/keep going back in, but it forces their proximity and cars are a common place for sex

Their bodily fluids sprayed all over each other and the vehicle (blood... or)

There was a time skip.

Seatbelt bondage

Exhausting themselves and sleeping next to each other afterwards

In summary; they totally fucked in that thing

[wolviestars]

leg over logan's shoulder????

[linusbenjamin]

all the cameos in deadpool wolverine felt like this

[blursbian]

Deadpool & Wolverine Honda Odyssey fight slowed gifset

[assiraphales]

ryan reynolds: I want deadpool and wolverine to fuck

disney: no

ryan reynolds: I REALLY want deadpool and wolverine to fuck

disney: no

ryan:

disney: the bartender asks if they’re going to fuck or fight, there’s two intimate fight scenes including a car sex squabble where they stick their swords into each other all night long, there’s a joke about wolverines dick being in deadpools mouth, wolverine becomes deadpools live in boy toy & while he does help wade get back w his gf, he probably watches. and u get to make a pegging joke

ryan: SOLD!!

[animentality]

Bringing Chris Evans back to the MCU but having him play JOHNNY STORM from the old Fantastic Four movie is fucking brilliant.

the best fucking joke ever made.

I was actually screaming when he yelled flame on, it just took me so off guard.

and thank god they let that man swear.

Deadpool and Wolverine really saved the MCU in my mind.

Finally some good fucking content.

Someone in the MCU with some fucking bite.

[thisshadowwrites]

i have seen gay porn less homoerotically charged than whatever the fuck they were doing in that hyundai civic

[andrew-garfielld]

DEADPOOL & WOLVERINE  2024 | dir. Shawn Levy (Clip)