#deadpool & Wolverine spoilers
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DEADPOOL WOLVERINE SPOILERS AHEAD. i loved how it felt like a comic movie. jokes were actually funny. action scenes were so creative. cameos were super cool. matthew macfadyen served, smashed, killed etc. i would define it as a tribute to fans. it's a solid 8.5 for me. but as someone who went to cinema wearing a fucking wanda t-shirt, i demand some fucking answers about that scarlet witch statue which i've fucking seen with my own two eyes and then i screamed out loud.
#that means it's from 616 because there's only one scarlet witch and it's from 616#so if scarlet witch is a nexus being and that throne belongs to scarlet witch#deadpool wolverine#deadpool wolverine spoilers#wanda maximoff#marvel#txt
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Hugh saying it’s always the suit and never the actor in that x-men bts scene had me😭😭❤️
#deadpool and wolverine#deadpool wolverine#spoilers#deadpool and wolverine spoilers#deadpool wolverine spoilers#deadpool 3 spoilers#there is no better wolverine hugh never#it’s all about the actor my dear#wolverine#deadpool 3#hugh jackman#x men#it had me sobbing#watch me sob
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Me, after seeing Deadpool and Wolverine as someone who never wanted Channing Tatum to play Gambit:
#deadpool and wolverine#channing tatum#Gambit#i am big enough to admit i was wrong#deadpool wolverine#deadpool wolverine spoilers
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So that Honda Odessey sex scene with Deadpool & Wolverine was pretty hot...
#deadpool#deadpool 3#deadpool and wolverine#magpie speaks#magpie's chitters#MCU#two ripped and hot men beating the shit out of each other....yum#deadpool spoilers#deadpool wolverine spoilers#deadpool 3 spoilers
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I feel like that lingering shot of the rocking car from different angles and bangin tunes was defo conducive to it being sexytime adjacent 😂
idk if someone made this already but i saw this text and immediately thought of them
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DEADPOOL & WOLVERINE dir. Shawn Levy (2024)
#deadpool#wolverine#wade wilson#logan howlett#james howlett#deadpool spoilers#deadpooleedit#deadpool 3#deadpool and wolverine#mcuedit#marveledit#ryan reynolds#hugh jackman#poolverine#filmgifs#cinemapix#marvelgifs#marveladdicts#xmenedit
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“what’s the wind resistance on those blowjob handles?”
#deadpool and wolverine#deadpool 3#deadpool spoilers#spoilers#deadpool x wolverine#wolverine#logan howlett#deadpool#poolverine#hugh jackman#ryan reynolds#wade wilson
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I never thought a Honda Odyssey could be so homoerotic
#deadpool & wolverine#poolverine#deadpool x wolverine#deadpool#wade wilson#wolverine#logan howlett#i don’t think this counts as spoilers#what the fuck was that#an allegory for gay sex I believe#this is so stupid
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Logan and Wade in the Honda Odyssey, a sex metaphor:
The fighting was purely for a release of energy and emotion since they regenerate
The constant penetration of weapons over and over, Logan smiling in satisfaction during the penetration
"I take it all back, the Honda Odyssey fucks hard. Too bad you don't, needle-dick" "oh we're just getting started bub" they're literally flirting.
The grunting, panting, yelling.
Come hither hand motions, asking for more, the rocking of the car
Constantly on top of each other, rolling around, switching positions
Staying in the car. There is no reason to fight inside the car/keep going back in, but it forces their proximity and cars are a common place for sex
Their bodily fluids sprayed all over each other and the vehicle (blood... or)
There was a time skip.
Seatbelt bondage
Exhausting themselves and sleeping next to each other afterwards
In summary; they totally fucked in that thing
#deadpool and wolverine#deadpool and wolverine spoilers#poolverine#deadpool#wolverine#logan howlett#marvel mcu#marvel#mcu
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leg over logan's shoulder????
#deadclaws#poolverine#deadpool and wolverine#deadpool & wolverine#deadpool#wolverine#logan howlett#wade wilson#ryan reynolds#hugh jackman#mcu#marvel cinematic universe#deadpool 3#deadpool and wolverine spoilers#honda odyssey#the 207th bone
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all the cameos in deadpool wolverine felt like this
#i would not believe any of the cameos that were in this movie if i got spoiled#deadpool wolverine#deadpool wolverine spoilers#txt
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Deadpool & Wolverine Honda Odyssey fight slowed gifset
#deadpool 3#deadpool and wolverine#deadpool movie#deadpool & wolverine#wade wilson#logan howlett#wolverine#deadpool#deadpool 3 spoilers#deadpool and wolverine spoilers#deadpool & wolverine spoilers#deadpool & wolverine gif#deadpool gif#wolverine gif#honda odyssey#Ryan Reynolds#Hugh Jackman#poolverine#gifs#gifset#sorry I cant seem to get rid of that glitch it is there every time I try to make it a gif
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ryan reynolds: I want deadpool and wolverine to fuck
disney: no
ryan reynolds: I REALLY want deadpool and wolverine to fuck
disney: no
ryan:
disney: the bartender asks if they’re going to fuck or fight, there’s two intimate fight scenes including a car sex squabble where they stick their swords into each other all night long, there’s a joke about wolverines dick being in deadpools mouth, wolverine becomes deadpools live in boy toy & while he does help wade get back w his gf, he probably watches. and u get to make a pegging joke
ryan: SOLD!!
#Deadpool#guys it’s so good I’m not lying#deadpool spoilers#deadpool and wolverine#deadpool and wolverine spoilers
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Bringing Chris Evans back to the MCU but having him play JOHNNY STORM from the old Fantastic Four movie is fucking brilliant.
the best fucking joke ever made.
I was actually screaming when he yelled flame on, it just took me so off guard.
and thank god they let that man swear.
Deadpool and Wolverine really saved the MCU in my mind.
Finally some good fucking content.
Someone in the MCU with some fucking bite.
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i have seen gay porn less homoerotically charged than whatever the fuck they were doing in that hyundai civic
#i was aghast#clutching my pearls#jk pretty fun movie#ryan rly understand what makes superhero movies good#the mcu could learn smth from him honestly..#deadpool and wolverine#deadpool 3#deadpool#wolverine#spoiler#ish
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DEADPOOL & WOLVERINE 2024 | dir. Shawn Levy (Clip)
#deadpool and wolverine#deadpool 3#deadpool#spoilers#filmgifs#marveledit#mcuedit#marvel#dailyavengers#userelysia#usersaoirse#marvellegends#marveldaily#useranimusvox#usersavana#nessa007#usersameera#userallisyn#mine#gifs#userquel#userreh#ryan reynolds#chris evans#hugh jackman
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