#deadass wanna go shopping dressed like this

[mrsaltieri-real]

Starting spooky season off right, my Ghostface costume FINALLY came.

[spideysbruh]

Tattoo

a/n- i would NEVER get my bf or gfs name tattooed on me… unless it was him.

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They’re watching a movie together when she brings it up, “Hey, Timothée.” She says, and his head turns from where it's her laying on her lap to look up at her.

“Yeah?”

“I wanna get your name tattooed on me.” She says, meeting his eyes, his eyebrows raise at her words.

“Really?” He smirks, she nods.

“Would you be okay with that?” She wonders, he quickly nods and sits up all the way.

“Can I ask why?” 

She shrugs, “Cause I love you. I've got other tattoos, y'know. So what's one more?” 

They’ve been together four years, she feels like that’s enough time to get his name on her forever. She knows that this is it for the both of them, all she’s waiting for now is a ring.

He laughs, “If you really, actually, deadass want to then, no bullshit, I'll pay for it.” He says enthusiastically. 

“Really?!” She surprisedly asks, and he nods.

“It’s only fair, it’s my name on my girlfriend… and I can’t return the favor, but believe me, if i could baby… I would. Asap.”  He answers, she smiles and leans forward to kiss him, “Actually, I probably would’ve done it already. Cause I love you so much.” He says against her lips, she giggles and presses her lips to his, wrapping her arms around his neck.

So that's how they ended up in a tattoo shop two weeks later, Timothée excitedly sitting next to her.

She's getting his name tattooed right underneath her collarbone in a cute cursive font that they both liked.

“Are you nervous?” He asks, holding her hand.

She shakes her head, “Not really, I just hope it doesn’t hurt too much here… and that it looks cute.” 

Timothée chuckles and caresses her cheek as the tattoo artist preps her shoulder, “You’re adorable. It’s gonna look amazing, baby.”

The tattoo artist makes sure she likes the placement before she starts, Y/n grips Timothées hand whenever it stings a little too much. He admires how well she sits there, and can’t help but love that she’s doing this for him. He knew they were in love, but he didn’t think she would get this permanent thing for him.  

It makes him happy knowing that other people will see this and know that it’s because she’s all his. Whenever they go on a red carpet together and she wears a strappy dress, his name will be visible for all to see. He smirks as he pictures people's reactions to it, will they be angry? or happy? Will they think it’s stupid??? 

Well, who gives a fuck what they think.

His thoughts are cut short by y/n staring at him, analyzing his face, “You okay?” she wonders, running her thumb across his hand, he nods and leans over to kiss her hand.

“Yeah, just thinking.” He smiles at her, “It looks really good.”

When the tattoo is finished, Y/n stands up and looks in the mirror, “Oh my god, I love it!” She squeals and turns to let Timothée get a good look, he leans forward and smirks.

“It looks amazing.” He grins, reaching out and pinching her cheek, “You look beautiful with it.” 

She smiles and turns to at least tip the artist but Timothée stops her, “I got it, babe… Dune did well.”

She snorts, “Shut the fuck up.” he's been making that joke for weeks whenever they go anywhere. 

She loves it though. 

“I can't wait til you show it off.” He says as they walk out the shop hand in hand, he looks at the plastic now covering it as she looks up at him.

“Me either, it's so cute.” She giggles, running her thumb along his knuckles.

“I'm gonna find a way to repay you, baby.” 

She laughs, “You don't have to repay me, babe. Our relationship is repayment enough.”

He smiles and kisses her head as they walk.

A few weeks later, Y/ns tattoo has healed and it looks great, she likes it a lot. She's been wearing tank tops whenever she goes out because she wants to show it off. Whenever Timothée is with her, his arm is always over her shoulder, subtly attempting to draw attention to her tattoo.

She tries not to look at what people are saying about it, but Timothée took a peek on twitter a couple of nights ago when she had already fallen asleep. The handful of tweets he saw were positive and excited about it, saying how cute they are. He smiled and shut his phone off, pulling Y/n closer to him before drifting off. 

She's at home, working on her laptop when Timothée lets himself in (he has his own set of keys) and kisses her cheek before he sits next to her at the table. 

“Hi, my love.” He mumbles, resting his head on her shoulder.

“Hi, baby.” She smiles, reaching down with her free hand and intertwining their fingers, “Give me one second babe, I'll be done in a bit.” 

“No rush, honey.” He sighs, closing his eyes and sitting patiently as she finishes.

She closes her laptop a few minutes later and looks down at him, his eyes shut as he quietly breathes.

She smiles, “What a nice surprise, baby! You okay?” 

He nods and picks his head up, smiling and gently kissing her lips. “Yeah, just wanted to see you today.” 

She nods and gets up to get him something to eat, he closely follows her, opening his mouth to say something and then stopping.

“What's up, babe?” She giggles, he shrugs and pins her against the counter, connecting their lips once again.

“I love you.” He mumbles before kissing her again, brushing his tongue along her lips.

She hums and parts her lips to let his tongue in, caressing his face in her hands. He sighs harshly against her mouth, “I did something.” 

She opens her eyes and laughs, “What'd you do, baby?” 

“I got a chain.” He says simply, she chuckles and raises an eyebrow. She doesn't think this is extraordinarily groundbreaking news.

“That's cool, babe. You wearing it?” She wonders, moving her hands to his neck to feel for it. He steps back, letting her hands slide over to his chest, the chain hides under his shirt, and she sees an indent poking through it and smirks. 

“Yeah, I'm wearing it.” He replies softly, “You wanna see it?” 

She nods and his hands move to pull the chain out. 

She gasps as she sees that the silver chain has her name at the end of it in the same font as her tattoo.

“No way!” She giggles, running her fingers along her name, “You gonna wear it 24/7?” She teases, her fingers moving up to his neck, across his birthmarks. She smiles at the marks and meets his eyes. 

He nods, “Mhm. For you. For me. I love you so fucking much. Seeing that tattoo on you every day is a dream. To know you're mine. I'm yours too, baby. All fucking yours.” 

She smiles and admires the chain, she imagines him walking around with her name across his chest for everyone to see. 

Timothée eyes her, “Do you like it?” He timidly asks, looking down at his feet.

Y/n tuts and moves her head to make eye contact with him, “Timothée… I fucking love it. Now we're matching.” She giggles and leans up to kiss him. He grins and attacks her face with little kisses.

“I'm so obsessed with you, baby.”

She feels herself heat up at his words, a shy smile gracing her face as he kisses her cheek. 

“I love you.” She sighs, holding onto the chain, its coldness somehow soothing her fingers.

Timothée smiles and kisses her lips again, lifting her onto the counter and going to make out with her again.

At his next red carpet event, Timothée keeps the chain on and insists that Y/n joins him on the carpet. She was hesitant but agreed because he pulled out the cutest face as he begged, the one that almost always gets him whatever he wants from her.

“You’re a piece of shit.” She had joked as he celebrated in their car on the way.

“Yeah yeah, you always remind me.” He teased, reaching for her hand as the car pulled up to the entrance, a crowd of fans waiting to catch a glimpse of all the celebrities attending.

*

She takes his hand and he squeezes it for a second, “Please don’t let go of my hand.” He says before opening the door to constant flashes. All of them capturing his chain and his wide smile as he's holding onto her hand.

[xmads-omensx]

I am on my knees BEGGING for a Christmas via socials w/Jesse. He'd take you to pick out new books and get coffee watch holiday movies and snuggle w hot chocolate 😍

DAY 22 - CHRISTMAS VIA SOCIALS

Pairing: Jesse Cash X Reader

Content warnings: established relationship, fake Instagram

Tags: @collidewiththesav @follow-me-down-to-wonderland

Lil Christmas Eve treat (not talking about the food)

19.4k comments

jesse_cash: 😘 lovely food and even better company

— y/n_real_x: stahp, you’re gonna make me blush

liked by jesse_cash

jtcavey: Jesse you look dumb

— jesse_cash: literally what the fuck

— y/n_real_x: PHAHAHA I’m cackling

— jesse_cash: WOOOOOOW

mattxdierkes: I love how you refuse to acknowledge how weird he eats food

— y/n_real_x: I can’t have that on my socials. The world doesn’t need to see it

— jesse_cash: YOU SAID IT WAS ENDEARING

— y/n_real_x: I LIED

clint.tustin: why does he look miserable?

— jesse_cash: y/n ate my chocolate orange desert

— clint.tustin: damn dude, that sucks I’m sorry

— y/n_real_x: okay what the fuck

— clint.tustin: that was out of line y/n

— y/n_real_x: smh

Baby Boy loves his Christmas orange

17.3k comments

jesse_cash: it was hella yummy

clint.tustin: bro looks scary

— y/n_real_x: he is

jtcavey: bro is hella weird

— y/n_real_x: hella

jesse_cash: y/n why are you bullying me in the comment section?

mattxdierkes: bro looks like he would tickle your toes

— y/n_real_x: so true dude

jesse_cash: y/n wtf

davis.rider: bro is holding it like Gollum holds his precious

— y/n_real_x: bro wants to hear some riddles

jesse_cash: Y/N REPLY TO ME

brybarian: bro looks like he just committed a heinous crime

— y/n_real_x: bro probably did

jesse_cash: Y/N WHAT THE FUCK DID I DO

— y/n_real_x: YOU DRANK MY SPECIAL CHRISTMAS HOT CHOCOLATE YOU FUCKASS

Noah and his Christmas elf

23.5k comments

jesse_cash: babe literally what the fuck

— y/n_real_x: ur his lil elf

— jesse_cash: no he’s MY lil elf

— y/n_real_x: babe… look at the size of him

— badomensofficial: don’t fat shame Y/N

— y/n_real_x: smh Noah wtf (you look great my little pookie pie)

Liked by badomensofficial

mattxdierkes: I want everyone to know that Jesse giggled after this picture was taken

— jesse_cash: WHAT THE FFUCK MATTHEW

— mattxdierkes: lol dumbass can’t spell

jtcavey: they wanna date so bad

— y/n_real_x: let’s set them up

— clint.tustin: no like Deadass they would be such a cute couple

— joakimjkarlsson: Spring wedding

— badomensofficial: Jesse already has a dress picked out

— jesse_cash: WHY AM I THE BRIDE

Holiday book shopping with my baby boy

16.4k comments

mattxdierkes: okay but why is this kinda fire

— y/n_real_x: bc its flammable dumbass

�� mattxdierkes: I literally cannot argue with that

jesse_cash: she bought Christmas porn

— y/n_real_x: what you expect me to not be seasonal about it?

brybarian: ayo we gotta do a Christmas photoshoot here

— jtcavey: winter merch drop perchance?

— errafan6869: NEW ERRA MERCH DROP

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davis.rider: damn we gotta hang out soon and do some nerdy shit

— y/n_real_x: damn straight nerdy homie

— jesse_cash: let’s go

— y/n_real_x: not you

— davis.rider: this is a girls trip

— jesse_cash: I’m so marrying Noah after this bullshit

— badomensofficial: engagement called off I want the ring back

Movie night 💕

20.3k comments

mattxdierkes: first

— jesse_cash: no one cares

— mattxdierkes: woah, not watching the movie?

— jesse_cash: smh

jtcavey: cuteeeeeeeeeee

— y/n_real_x: I know (bc it was my idea)

— jesse_cash: y/n watch the movie

clint.tustin: aweeeeeee

— jesse_cash: fuck you

— clint.tustin: not if I fuck you first

courtneylaplante: y'all cute as fuck

— y/n_real_x: literally marry me

— jesse_cash: really? you're leaving me at christmas?

— y/n_real_x: yep :)

[hannahhook7744]

Dr. Jiminy Vs. Bruno and Alma Madrigal!;

Summary: Dr. Jiminy makes the mistake of pissing off Alma Madrigal.

Trigger warnings: Gaslighting, swearing, mention of injury leading to disability, manipulation, lying, etc.

Lmk if I should add to the list.

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Dr. Jiminy: So Bruno.

Bruno: So, Jiminy.

Dr. Jiminy: Are all ten of those kids really yours? I mean, I know the newest three are adopted but—

Bruno *immediately playing* What do you mean? Of course my children are mine. 

Dr. Jiminy: But they don’t really look like you—

Bruno: That’s because they look like their mother—

Dr. Jiminy: But they don’t really look like each other either. Now, that can be explained away with your adoptive children—

Bruno: What adoptive children? All ten of my children are my biological children. 

Dr. Jiminy *sputters* Lying is bad, you know—

Bruno: I’m not lying. They’re all my biological children and they’ve been in my life since they were born and I have pictures to prove it *pulls out a green wallet which a long line of pictures comes pouring out of*. See, look. 

*The top picture is of Cesare from when he was about five or six dressed as a choirboy at church with his long, curly black hair in his eyes and a smile on his face*

*Camera cuts to Cesare who looks startled before cutting back to Jiminy who looks baffled*

Bruno: See, that’s my oldest, Cornel. He used to be a choir boy. He’s a teacher now—

Dr. Jiminy: But no one ever saw him until he was thirteen—

Bruno *Ignores him and points to the second photo* And see that’s my second oldest, Cornel, holding the first basket he ever made. He owns his own shop now. It’s called Encanto’s Gift Baskets and it really is such a beauty. 

*The picture shows a four or five year old Cornel holding a badly made, but functioning, basket smiling a big nearly toothless grin*

The audience: Awwwwwww.

Dr. Jiminy: But why—

Bruno *talking faster now as he points to the third picture, desperate to not let Jiminy get a word in* There’s my third oldest, Cyriacus, not long after the accident that took his eyesight. Look at him. Isn’t he precious ? He’s a small-time actor but I’m sure he’ll make it big soon. 

*The photo shows a six year old Cyriacus with bandaged eyes beaming at the camera while holding a painting he’d made of Cesare on his first date before it happened*

Bruno: Then there’s a picture of my next two niños—Richard and Claudine. They’re in a band called ‘The Bad Apples’. They’ve always loved music. 

*The photo shows a four year old Rick with his black hair sticking up everywhere as he beats on pots and pans with a pair of spoons and a little two year old Claudine in a raincoat blowing into a jug. Her stuffed lamb in her lap*

Dr. Jiminy: That’s all well and good but—

Alma Madrigal: Will you stop harassing my hijo?  How can you be so shameful as to harass a poor grieving widower using his ten beautiful children who he’s raised all by himself?

Dr. Jiminy *frustrated* How do we even know he IS a widower? No one’s ever seen his wife—

Alma, raising her voice as the audience gasps: That’s because she died giving birth to his younger, Gigi. It’s a very sore subject. 

Dr. Jiminy: What was her name then? What did she like to do—

Alma *deadass serious despite the fact she’s lying through her teeth* Jolucidelilassandra Doethel. She was a librarian and a drama teacher at the school and she met my son when he was going on a tour with his sobrina Dolores. Her death was unexpected and tragic as she was very dear to our family. Are you satisfied now? 

The crowd: Booooooooo!

Random audience member 1: Shame on you, Dr. Jiminy!

Random audience member 2: What kind of doctor are you?!

Random audience member 3: Get off the stage!

Random audience member 4: I wanna see more of this guy’s kids! 

Random audience member 5: YOU STINK!

Dr. Jiminy *sputters and stammers* Well, I, you see—they’re manipulating you.

Alma *puts to use the acting skills her parents taught her and raises her nose, looking offended* I’m just an innocent old woman who’s just defending her hijo and his niños. What reason would we have to manipulate any of them? If anyone is manipulating the people in this audience, it is you.

*The booing gets louder before the camera turns off*

*The camera turns back on and Jiminy is nowhere to be seen. Instead, it’s just Bruno showing more and more pictures*

Bruno: This one is my middle child, Rachel. She’s a student at Auradon Prep and she’s amazing at sewing, just like prima Mirabel. She loves making things for the familia. 

*A two year old Rachel can be seen sewing in Mirabel’s lap wearing a pink bonnet*

Bruno: Then there’s my twins, Mason and Glenn. They’re pirates right now—it’s a big thing with their friends—and they’re very popular. I can hardly believe it!

*The photo showed  a pair of one year olds—one wearing a flower pot on his head as he played in the dirt and one wearing a fishbowl on his head as he tried  to chew on a stuffed star*

Bruno: And second to last, there’s my son Rory. He’s as shy as I am—maybe even shier! He wants to be a vet or an animal groomer when he grows up.

*The camera zooms in to reveal a baby staring at the camera. It’s tiny hand holding up a red top hat that was partially covering his face. Laughing and trying to push a pug off of him with another*

Bruno: And finally there’s my youngest, Gigi. She’s about ten months younger than Rory and she runs this newspaper on the isle now that the barrier is gone, and she has her very own Auratube Channel—

*The last photo shows a baby with black curls wearing glasses that are very clearly far too big for her, laughing as she reached for the camera*

Bruno: I love all of them so much. They’re the best things that ever happened to me and— *chokes up* and their mother would be oh so proud of them. 

*Another photo pops out, looking different from the rest. It showed a woman with tan skin and big greenish blue eyes with red and blonde hair up in a bun wearing a beautiful traditional colombian wedding dress. She was hand in hand with a man in a suit who had Bruno’s face taped over it* Bruno *sighs, looking wishful* I only wish I looked better on our wedding day so I didn’t have to tape this photo of me on it. She looks so lovely in it.

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“How the fuck did he get baby photos of the twins and Gigi? He didn’t meet them till they were teenagers. They didn’t even leave the isle until they were teenagers!” Ginny screeched, causing Diego to howl with laughter. 

“Rick says that Casita made those.”

“Casita can MAKE photos?! If that’s true then why does the last one look so bad?!”

“Because my dad is a troll and taped over the photo to drive anyone who kept pushing up the wall.” Rick snorted. “The best part is no one will believe them because no one ever questions if the house that can make fake paintings that shows the updated versions of the magic doors can also make fake baby pictures.”

Ginny stared at him for a moment. “Casita and your dad are unhinged.”

“Why thank you.”

“That wasn’t a compliment.”

“I know. But to me it is.”

“I'm starting to see where you get your gremlin energy from.” Harriet drawled from where she was sitting at the ship’s bar. 

Rick just smirked. “I learned from the best!”

Mad Maddy rolled her eyes as she came up beside him and wrapped her arms around his waist, resting her chin on her boyfriend's shoulder. "That's my little shit."

[hypocriticaltypwriter]

My Mary-Ace Merrill propaganda is working~💗💖💗💖

GOD PLEASE IF YOU EVER WANNA TALK MORE ABOUT THE GIRLIES BEING FRIENDS PLEAAAASE!! I love genderfluid Ace and it's something so strangely personal to me and so sweet and he's sooo fruity and I'm sure Nancy would adore her very strange, literal queer, of a boyfriend-girlfriend.🥺🥺

Ace: Shut up Nancy! Go water the garden with your cloudy eyes why don't you! Rain floods pouring in from NANCY!!"

Mary: Ohhh shh, shh!! It's Okey! I-i used to cry a lot to when I was little! I was real bad about biting my cheeks so I didn't make sounds...bleed right in my mouth! ....oh Nancy, Nancy, it's Okey dear, come on, shh...

Ace: ....Nancy, look...go...just...Nancy go away.

Mary: Oh Nancy, ma..maybe not today i-im sick with a cold- NO! ahah, n-no don't come over I don't need soup, spring floral cold is all...

Ace: here, don't, I repeat. Don't. You. Dare. Say a word miss water works, could power so much with your damn eyes...

Mary: ...Nancy? Can...here, for, being so...sweet and friendly to me all the time, you make me feel like a real girl! -o-oh you know, somtimes a girl just doesn't feel herself is all!!

Ace: fine you can come over but do NOT go into my bedroom, or the guest room, and if you do, ask me, and do NOT open the clothes hampers or my closet understand!?

Mary: Ace isn't home! Oh yeah, I take over the guest room! But he let's me keep stuff in his room too! Awwee he, he canceled date night? Ohh...oh- OH! i-i-i can call him! He didn't Janelle he just isn't here, oh i-im sorry I'm sure he forget, Ace is forgetful...why don't I take you out! I-im no, boy or Ace, but a girls dated i-i mean a a....well why not a show and soda?

Ace: .....Nancy, I....I'm gonna go out today, but... you can...wander around today if you'd like, the house, its...free now, do your girlie snooping.

Ace: .....Surprise?? ...i..got flowers incase you hate me- you don't? ....wlel kf xource I thought you'd hate me, I'm some queer fairy playing dress up! - YOU KNEW?! oh..date..night, y-yeah guess..and the fact you don't see us together, man your really smart remind me to never skip our anniversary or try and cheat on you💖💗💖 little miss garden detective...why that? Well...you cry and flowers need water, and flowers are jn gardens, and well...your like a detective with...connecting dots- it's bad I'm sorry...

Mary: ....morning pretty girl~ wanna go to the candy shop and swim later? Hmmm?? Yesss, this is the infamous routine I do as Mary~ yes of cource it's a wig I can't grow my hair out Nancy are you crazy!? ....now come on I need help with my zipper please.

YOU HAVE TO STOP ME!!!

I WILL DEADASS DO NOTHING TO STOP YOU KEEP IT COMIN

What if I just dreamt about them all night last night guys how deep am I in oh Lord-

All these scenarios made get on my floor in a fetal position crying HELPPPPP?? AUGHHH

Richard and Nancy would do anything for their gal in making her feel safe and happy- Nancy being sweet and hanging out with her and Eyeball literally ready to throw fists at any comment or catcall thrown Mary's way.

"remind me to never skip our anniversary or try and cheat on you💖💗💖" THE WAY I CACKLEDDD

The way Ace slowly starts letting his guard down around Nancy and getting more comfortable with her learning about when she's Mary just made me... JUST PLUCK AT MY HEARTSTRINGS LIKE A HARP WILL YOU 😫

Im not normal about this anymore and it's plaguing my mind 👁👁

[emeraldbabygirl]

MOMO GOES TO WORK AT SOME CREEPY BUNNY BAR THINGY GOES SHES NOT MAKING ENOUGH MONEY AT THE NOODLE FACTORY :( AND SHES TRYING TO GET BACK WITH HER SHITTY EX AND I DONT LIKE IT I DONT LIKE THE WAY IT WAS GOING BUT THEY NEEDED HER AT THE NOODLE SHOP SO THE MANAGER SAVES HER AND HE RUNS DOWN THE STREET HOLDING MOMOS HAND AND SHE COMES BACK AND FIXES EVERYTHING AND IT PLAYS EXILE MUSIC WHILE SHE FIXES THE AC IN A FUCKING DRESS AND EVERYONE CLAPS AS THEY SHOULD

But at the end Hokuto’s like she wears rabbit ears and he spills her shitty night job to the co-workers and one of the guys’ is like “do you really wear rabbit ears?” And fUCKING YANAGIS LIKE ‘is it sexual?’ And ITS QUIET AND EVERYONE IS EATING AND THE FUCKING AWKWARD PAUSING AND THEN HE FUCKING ASKS AGAIN ‘so is it sexual? I’m sorry if it’s not’ LIKE WHO THE FUCK WROTE THIS SCRIPT HELP WHAT THE FUCK WHO APOLOGIZES IF SOMETHING ISNT SEXUAL WHAT THE FUCK IM WHEEZING LAUGHING OVER IT AKAKSKSKKSKS AND THE MANAGER IS JUST SO DEADASS LIL ANNOYING TWINK BITCH I LOVE HIM THO. I think he like Momo and I def think given the camera shots and the music with the way the manager takes Momo back to the noodle shop that they might fall for each other I think.

But yeah it’s a chaotic mess and viki seems to only let me watch one episode with subs any then it fucks the next episode up by playing the ads over the top of the episode and without subs so that’s annoying. There’s only 6 episodes tho so I really wanna binge the whole thing but I also wanna scream about it but also I don’t want spoilers in case someone wants to see it cause I def recommend it’s good I like it

[livingasaghost]

i have soooo much editing and life admin to do and yet i spent most of the afternoon annotating villains and reading caesar monologues help

was under the impression i'm disconnected from most of my friends (still believe this is the case) but have now reached the conclusion that i just....don't have enough friends these days! mostly in person tho, long distance is another beast that i don't have the capacity to think on especially bc most of my friends are just supremely busy at this time of year so i can't really ask them to make more of an effort and i don't even have the brainpower to make more of an effort myself so it's a wash

but when i was texting my friend about it the other day she literally was just like ....you're being too hard on yourself you're a good friend so. there's that

grief day was actually fine yesterday (aside from work being on fire metaphorically) but when i made myself do yoga before bed i had a nice little cry sesh over how hard 2017 was like damn it was rough!

been mourning 2019 today for some reason......

i miss a lot of the friends i used to have back then ):

i miss when i had friends to hang out with actually

i miss living down the street from laura (always)

like imagine if we could climb on the weekends and get food during the week wahhhh

speaking of ! i have concluded that i'm back in a disordered eating era.....which means i don't want to prep food and i really have no interest in eating although i know i need to and i am hungry....which is a bad place to be!!! because i need to be eating protein if i'm gonna keep climbing but alas i just cannot bring myself to eat much

i'm not....depressed per se, like i do think i feel mostly okay but self-care is rough right now and i don't know how to connect with anybody and it's very frustrating

reading is still going good i guess but i'm in the middle of THREE books now because i couldn't bring myself to read the last 20% of discord of gods and i'm stuck in my grief non-fic audiobook so.......who knows what read #100 will be!

i'm stuck on what i should say to ml rio when i meet her next month like how am i supposed to tell her this is one of the greatest books of all time

i was supposed to go shopping today for clothes for the rehearsal dinner and deadass just....didn't. because shopping for nice clothes is so stressful mainly because i do not want to wear a dress but i don't know where to find another jumpsuit/regular suit and i should've just gotten my mint suit tailored but now it's too late unless i wanna pay a fuckton of money and i do wonder how much of this is related to gender stuff in my brain.....problem for another day!

i have a video shoot tomorrow and i am soooo anxious about it

it's like i don't feel bad but i don't feel good and i wanna fast forward to when i'm with laura again and i wanna fast forward to us going to pnw because i do think that trip will fix me!!!! we're just gonna take photos and go hiking and eat yummy food and watch things at midnight and listen to music in the car and maybe i'll just cry because we've been hoping to do this trip since we were in high school and now we're turning thirty and she's getting married and neither of us is probably gonna publish the books we worked so hard on in the pandemic but we're still here and we have seen each other so many times this year and every thing always always comes back to laura for me and god i just miss her so much )))):

*lizzo voice* ANYWAY...

OH AND ALSO! i think i've been screaming/singing too much on my commutes because i started getting this weird JAW PAIN? and my vocal cords are mad at me a little??? like damn sorry i wanted to sing along to daddy i love him wHATEVER....

[simbelene]

I'll say it 😏

How is it clipping a l r e a d y?!

Your sim literally has the same figure as the one in the promo. Why tf is it clipping?! 🙃

Looks like a certain creator doesn't playtest their content before putting it out. Which, I'm like why? Cause isn't this your job??? Like??? We're not paying you to be lazy hun!

Can't even do the bare minimum, but still want money 🥴

And people keep on shelling out $10-$20 out of their pockets each and every month (like it's Netflix or something) for this shit?! ���😂😂 #GirlBye

Absolutely couldn't be me! 😂😂 I shop smarter than this, c'mon now! 😂😂😂

Oh, and you can miss me with that "i'M sTiLL LeArNinG" rhetoric. Slayvlasdy has been making CC for how long now??? Since 2018, and you're STILL LEARNING?!

S T I L L??!!

Babydoll, maybe this aint for you. It's been some years and you're still on day one 🥴

Idk about y'all, but I'd I spent $10-$20 for some dresses and they come out stiff as a board, clipping for no reason, I'm canceling my subscription and giving it to someone else. Periodt! There's so many other creators to choose from. If you don't wanna do the work, that's fine I'll give my money to someone who does. Simple as that 🤷🏾‍♀️.

I really don't see why yall waste time trippin over these creators. Cancel that sub and give it to someone else! It's that simple!

Is this not what you would do irl? For instance, let's say a restaurant was giving you a hard time. Well guess what? You don't ever have to back. Just go to another one, and never give the other place your business again.

I don't see why the community struggles with that concept so much.

Hanging on to creators in the name of quality. This aint quality! The "quality" youre looking at when these creators make a promo post, is blender quality. You're viewing how it looks IN BLENDER! Not in game. Because their content looks janky in game and they're fully aware of that! It's a finesse.

I've seen creators do yards better for free! 😂 Tf are we paying them for?!

This is giving "I bought it from Wish" 😂😂

How you gonna be doing the same thing for years on end and it's STILL BAD?! It is truly laughable at this point. Almost pitiful.

Slayclassy, honeybun listen, just make clothes for blender okay? I'm so deadass rn! Clearly making clothes for in game is not for you 😬

You've been at this for some years and your content still looks like you bought it off the struggle bus! 🥴😂 #BlessYourHeart

This aint the first time I've seen their stuff come out lookin janky af for no virtual reason. And probably won't be the last either 😒.

Y'all love to come in here crying about a subscription, crying about people sharing your stuff, and then put out content like this 😒🥴😂

Like, wdym? Nobody should be paying any amount of money for your crappy cc!

/end rant

If i speak....

[ohlovxr]

okay but give us more dark!frank headcanons? like i was thinking what if he starts dating this wealthy bratty girl, in her 20s and one time they are fighting and she calls him ‘old’ and he will probably just smirk and put her over his knee, spank the fuck out of her, edging her and fucking her rough?? and lowkey he would becomes so obsessed with her that he would wanna protect her, maybe to the point where she had bodyguards protecting her but frank would kill them just to be with her bye

i deadass have nothing to add bc this is 😵‍💫😵‍💫

tw ❗️dubcon (not really i think)/murder/kidnapping❗️

part of me sees this happening as a secret relationship between bratty!reader and bodyguard!frank - and i know you said that he’d even kill her bodyguards to be with her but HEAR ME OUT

bc i’m a whore for the whole being captive thing, this made me think up a scenario where you’re caught by one of your other bodyguards. whether it be the way frank smirks to himself when you wince as you sit down for breakfast in the morning, the way frank always, always, has to be the one accompanying you to the dressing room when you go shopping, or the way your attention always seems to stray towards frank in any situation, cheeks flushing when the two of you make eye contact - your other bodyguard catches on.

he doesn’t like frank. frank’s always insisted he worked alone; always insisted to your parents that he could protect you on his own - matter of fact, promised that you’d be safer in his sole protection. but your parents just couldn’t risk it, now could they? your other bodyguard, he’d take any chance to wipe the smug smile off of frank’s face, the one you couldn’t help but love, every time he was right in any aspect of your safety - and frank castle was never wrong.

so, when he puts two and two together, he can’t help but taunt frank. it was the just the three of you, alone in the home. normally, at the thought of a threat, frank would approach the situation carefully, calculated, but there was something about the way your mouth fell open with a gasp. something about the way your eyes were no longer filled with that mischief that he was annoyed to love so much.

it filled him with rage, it really did, and all he wanted to do was bash the man’s head in. so he did. despite the way you pleaded for him to stop, he never did. not until he was dead, no longer a threat to the two of you.

and despite the way you promised him hysterically that it was okay and that the two of you could make it look good, like he really had to kill him, frank decided he couldn’t risk it.

he couldn’t have your parents, or any other fucking bodyguards, take you away from him. he loved you too much for that, and he promised to show you as much when you pleaded with him to just work with you.

and for the first little while when the two of you are on your own, he starts to think maybe everything messed you up. maybe seeing what he did made you cautious of him. maybe, as much as it pained him to think, you didn’t love him anymore because of it, even though he just wanted to keep you safe and happy. but you were so quiet, shrugging him off in a way he knew wasn’t an invitation or an attempt at causing trouble, turning your back to him as you slept, refusing to give into all the things he’d say that’d get you so frustrated that you once tried to slap him and earned a place over his knee instead - he could keep going.

he only starts to feel you come back again, starts to feel whole again, when the two of you fight for the first time since. his heart leaped sickeningly out of his chest as he watched that glint return to your eyes, listened to the way you spoke your words with such a venom, anyone would assume you hated him, asking boldly, “what makes you think i even want to be stuck alone with some old man forever anyways?”

and when he finally has you underneath him again, whining at the feel of his cock dragging against your walls with deep strokes as his body crowded yours and his hand firmly gripped your jaw to keep your bratty mouth shut, he makes sure to remind you about how only he could ever make you feel like this; about how he’s the one who could ever make you feel so dirty and happy and loved.

[ha-hatdog]

daisuke kambe hcs

- what is it like to be dating daisuke kambe/domestic life with daisuke kambe

i hope you don't mind but i slapped two requests together because they were nearly similar. since i am making one post with two requests, i'll try to make this longer. i hope you enjoy this

requested by anon (i just turned my anon ask and i'll just go ahead and presume you want to be anon hehe sorry about that) : Hi, I saw your post. 😳 I just wanna say goodluck to your writing! and I'll be looking forward to them in the future. ❤ (Your anon asks aren't on btw. 😔) And for the request, it can be a headcanon or a short fic/scenario, whichever you like. :3 But can I please get soft/domestic Daisuke to his s/o (which is the reader)? Like, they're taking care of each other stuff. ❤👁👄👁

uwu thank you so much and i look forward to writing more stories for you

requested by @holdmejk : what it’s like to date daisuke 🥺

i wonder too how it would be like to date this rich man so here ya go

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haru kato is the simple man, simple life

there is no way daisuke kambe can be considered the same. this is the very reason why haru hates the man with a burning passion

waking up with daisuke goes two ways - the normal soft wake up, or the after sex wake up

if you wake up normally, you will always find yourself on his chest, a hand over the small of your back and the other behind your head, pressing you close to him as if you were his leverage to the real world

you never get tired of seeing him peaceful and cute that you kiss him everywhere your lips can touch - his chest, his cheek, his nose, his forehead, but never his lips

daisuke loves waking up to your kisses but what really gets rid of his sleepiness is the annoyance he felt that you never kiss him on the lips

he will lift his head up from the pillow while holding your head and lean forward to capture your lips. no, he doesn't care about morning breath, he cares about your kisses

if you two had sex the night before, it's a different story because it's daisuke who always wakes up first this time around because you know, he tired the hell out of you

he runs his fingers through your matted tresses as the side of his head rested against his open palm, elbow proped up on his pillow

he loves how you look so happy and satisfied and peaceful. he admires your beauty silenty, a small smile on his lips

he'll try to go another round because he can't help himself when you look so enticing but you stop him because you were already so tired

you will drown in luxurious things. this daisuke kambe we are talking about. what did you expect?

you want it? you got it. you like it? you got it. you need it? you got it. your eyes looked at it a second too long? you got it

daisuke believes you deserve the best of the best so whatever you wanted, bam, something much better

flowers? you get a garden. chocolate? you get a factory. movies? you get a theater. cup noodles? you get a ramen shop or the actual cup noodles company. dress? you get your own clothing line that trumps over versace and gucci

oh you think you can stop daisuke from spoiling you just because you begged him and showed him your big doe eyes? he was tempted for sure but there is no way he'll be holding back, especially after seeing your big doe eyes (yup, that plan backfired)

one hard thing about dating a millionaire? you can't buy anything for him

you do not have the money to lavish him the same, and even if you did, it's stupid to assume daisuke can't afford the same things you plan on buying for him. maybe he'll buy something even better

so instead of spoiling him like he does to you, you buy him trinkets that remind you of him

daisuke has no clue as to why items could remind you of him but he still keeps everything you buy for him close to him like in his office so he can always see them

you bought daisuke a goofy looking bobble head and he put it on the dashboard of his super cool looking car and haru was like the hell is that

daisuke sped through the streets before haru could make a comment

daisuke trust you more than anyone. more than suzue, more than haru, more than himself, more than his credit card

that being said, you are the only one he allows to patch him up after a particularly rough day at work

he will literally drive all the way to your shared home while bleeding out, enter your shared room as more blood trailed his face and deadass say "Can you help me? My head is bleeding"

you scold him for being so reckless and for always giving you a heart attack whenever he comes home in that condition

he doesn't mind being lectured tho because he still gets to feel your soft touches and gets lots and lots of kisses from you

he doesn't get why you kiss his wounds after patching him up. like his wounds are dirty? it still hurts? what was the science behind it? he still won't get it even if you explain it to him but he'll take note for reference

when you get injured, you are obligated to tell daisuke that you are not severely hurt that he had to call the hospitals all around the world to come heal you

you had to snatch the phone from him at one point when he tried to contact professional surgeons from america after you scratched yourself from a bush

daisuke at least knows how to use the first aid kit and no matter how little your injury may be, he will always proceed with the basics because he's very worried about you (though his face doesn't show it), that your small wound would get infected, and then you'll be on your death bed saying your last words, and then he's kneeling on your grave -

you had no idea this is what goes on inside his head every time you get injured

he also kisses your wounds after patching them up. he still doesn't understand the reason as to why you and others do it, but he does it because you do it

daisuke doesn't allow you to move a muscle aftee he's done fixing your wounds. he acts as if you have a terminal disease and would check on you every five minutes when he's working at home and calls you every three minutes when doing police work (haru gets annoyed with that habit so you had a talk with him)

dates with daisuke is far from simple. you either go to the most expensive resorts or attractions in japan or you're going out of the country. yes, your dates are basically mini vacations

so that's the reason why whenever you two want to spend time together, you are in charge. you can't always go to malaysia and england every weekend. plausible when you're with daisuke but you're not having it

you try to make your dates as simple as it can be. like what regular couples would do like going to movies (he was irritated because he had to sit near other people because he only wants to be near you), hanging out in the mall ("No, Daisuke, don't you dare buy that Gucci bag for me, I just glanced at it - oh for fuck sake"), and eating food from stands (Daisuke was confused like where will you two sit so you can eat your food properly?)

you two went ice skating and you guided him as he wobbled on his skates. you never let go of him because the first time you let go of him so he can try to balance alone in the ice, he looked very worried and made grabby hands at you

he becomes better at skating after doing it so many times. you were a little jealous because he's better than you now

daisuke his whole life always had a professional chef make something for him and when he began dating you, he also began inviting other professional chefs to make something for you two

but as your relationship grew stronger, you began cooking for him and you made him feel so special and he couldn't react properly

sometimes he watches you cook and helps with the cutting (you stopped him when he cut himself), but most of the time he's at his office and you bring his food to him and he scolrs you because he wants to eat properly with you ay the dining table

bringing food to his office is a no no. eating together at the dining table and sharing stories together is a yes yes

you don't know if the food you make for him is good or bad to be honest because he always has a deadpan face and if it is bad he won't tell because he'll hurt your precious little feelings but he'll be blunt as hell if it was another person

don't even wish that daisuke will cook for you. don't get him wrong tho, he really wants to but he's been pampered a little too much that he can't distinguish onion from garlic. he just thinks garlic is an elderly onion lmao

so yeah, daisuke cannot cook

but he likes cleaning the dishes with you because he can spray you with water and he'll hear your giggles. you always break many plates when you clean dishes and always drenched in water after your little fight

having the same authority with his AI. you rarely use the AI unless absolutely necessary and you can communicate with daisuke through it. you always mess with daisuke and you'll say something to the AI like "dial haru" and AI will go like "contacting haru kato" daisuke will go "cancel dial" and then AI says "cancelling contact" and you'll say "dial haru again" and the cycle goes on

late night walks are common for you two. when he comes home earlier than he originally does, he will insist you to take a walk on his private property and if he's feeling extra generous, he'll let you take him outside and to the park or something

you can take him to the convenience, the gas station, the prison - as long as he's with you, he's fine

stargazing is part of the late night walks. he'll point at a star and you'll say what constallesation that star was part of

"do you want that star"

"no daisuke"

"i can buy it"

"you are not buying a star"

daisuke : (꒪-꒪) ⇨(¬､¬)

he loves kissing you on the lips. your lips and kisses were just so addicting and sweet that he can't find another better place to kiss you

plus your blush is too adorable. he smirks whenever you get flustered. add a soft embrace to the mix, and his heart melts

daisuke will always open the door for you. in cars, in restaurants (he'll pull your chair for you too), in anywhere

he won't let you open a door as long he's there with you cause he's a simp for you

he won't care about any other person trying to enter an establishment after you enter. he'll let go of the door handle and won't even turn if he hears a loud thump behind him

you know what else he loves? hand holding. daisuke always holds your hand whenever you're outside and will only let go if absolutely necessary like going to the comfort room

he likes playing with your fingers while you love tracing the lines on his palm. you'll probably make a cheesy joke that you can see him marrying you in his future and he goes ( ºΔº )

"how do you know i was planning to marry you?" ( ºΔº ) "can you really read palms?"

you always massage each other because stress. when you massage him, he'll let out small mewls that just makes you go omg so cute but when he massages you - he will whip out the best of best stuff for massage

he will play relaxing music for you. you fall asleep whenever daisuke massages you because he's just so good with his hands

you know what else those hands are good for? touching your body in places that'll make you blush but he mostly especially likes cupping your butt because he thinks its so cute

you don't try to do the same because last time you did, you couldn't walk the day after. don't seduce daisuke if you're not prepared for a pounding

you like grocery shopping with daisuke. sure you can always order someone else to do it or you can make use of shopping as a time to bond with each other

you two work out together. daisuke is a boxer and learning that, you begged him to teach you to box but he didn't because what if he hurts you and instead, taught you how to workout and how to defend yourself

he wanted to test out if his self defense lessons were truly learned so he hired someone to pretend to steal something from you

he learned that his self defense lessons was fruitful because the man he hired came back with bruises and such

when daisuke admitted, he slept on the couch for an entire week

in your birthday, you woke up feeling nervous because it's your birthday - meaning daisuke must be up to some expensive shit

then you realized you're not in your bedroom. it was a completely different bedroom

you were scared honestly and you thought you were kidnapped until daisuke comes into your room wearing his beach wear and his shades while holding two coconuts with straws

"happy birthday. welcome to hawaii, my love"

HOW DID HE BRING YOU THERE WITHOUT WAKING YOU UP

you're just very tired the previous night after some fun activities with daisuke if you know what i mean wink wonk you wouldn't wake up no matter how many times you tried

suzue adores you because daisuke smiles more with you and you're best friends uwu so cuteeee

will always be your peace maker whenever you and daisuke fight. she ships you two. her ship cannot sink

suzue: "just hug it out now. hug it out - I SAID HUG DON'T MAKE OUT YOU TWO ARE GOING TOO FAST"

daisuke loves head pats. he wants them all the time. ruffle ruffle his hair. his eyes will close whenever you pat his head

he only wants you to pat his head. anybody else is a no no. maybe suzue but mostly just you

he lets you get all the groceries while he pushes the cart. he doesn't know the brands he sees on the shelves so he depends on you all the time

there's another reason he likes holding hands with you - he doesn't get lost. there was this time when he got lost because you let go of him and someone called you in the intercom and when you went there, you saw daisuke waiting for you with crossed arms and a balloon and its string around his wrist

the person at service said he was frowning the whole time you were gone and so they gave him a balloon but all he did was frown while playing with the balloon. he's mad because he got lost, you were gone, and you let go of his hand

you two are opposite of haru and his girlfriend in grocery shopping

you love it when his hair is down because he's so cute? can a man really be cute and hot at the same time?

the first you saw him with his hair down, you swooned and coddled him and since then, daisuke makes it his point to put his hair down more often now

taking baths together is just as great as massages. shower? you're not some commoner peasant. you use a very large bathtub

you relax with daisuke in the bathtub with bubbles and wine and sometimes he read you a poem from the poetry book he brings at times

you two always go to bathe together. but if you feel like you wanna bathe alone, daisuke will get all pouty aww and sulk aww

he will sit at the toilet seat and stare at you and when he does this, you can't hold yourself back anymore because he's too adorable and just let him join you with a sigh. he's with you in the bathtub in seconds

but if you don't, he'll leave the bathroom after a while and poke his head at the door, staring at you, as if saying this is your last chance and if you still don't allow him, there is a good chance you'll find him sulking on your bed while lying down, back facing you

just cuddle with him, he'll be fine

haru still doesn't believe daisuke got someone like you as his girlfriend because you're so kind and down to earth and you're dating this rich bastard like whaaaat

you try to make haru see the good qualities of daisuke and every single time you do, daisuke does something to piss him off

you made it your personal mission to experience the regular life of a human being without an unlimited balance

daisuke allows you to style his hair whenever you two sit on the couch. any hairstyles, any accessories, he's open so long your soft fingers are on his hair

you have always wanted a dog and begged daisuke for one but he did not relent, saying it was too much work and although it hurts to see you sad, he had to be strong

this is the only thing and time he said no to you and i'm pretty sure you heard haru scream in horror at the distance in disbelief

then one day you and him were walking down a street when a small puppy trotted up to you two wagging its tail and barking happily at you

you bent down and patted it, cooing and daisuke is wary of that small adorable pup. will it bite you? surely the pup has some common sense

you scooped the pup up and it licked your face and you were laughing and daisuke just has a sudden realization - who looked cuter? you or the puppy? or perhaps you made each other cuter?

daisuke rejected the puppy when you tried giving it to him but you forced it into his arms. daisuke and the pup kinda just stared at each other for a long time. you honestly thought you broke both of them until daisuke kissed the forehead of the puppy, hesitantly but softly

you were shooked (you swore you can hear haru screaming again)

daisuke couldn't help himself. something about the puppy just reminded him of you. it's those puppy eyes

"we need to find its owner, daisuke"

"no"

you told him he cannot buy the puppy because the owner must be worried sick

but it turned out it was a stray lil pup and you adopted her

now daisuke comes home to see you sleeping on the couch waiting for him with the pup in your arms. his heart melts every time

his small little family

for now

Daisuke Kambe let out an exhausted sigh as he parked his car in the garage. His hair was tousled, eyelids dropping, and jacket discarded on the passenger seat beside him. The case earlier has proven difficult than the previous ones he had taken. The criminal was harder to catch with his agility and athletic abilities, and was not easily persuaded when beckoned by cash. Not to mention his partner has been rebuking him the whole time, ranting about how justice workes and how money does not solve everything - basically, the usual. He was extremely fatigued, and all he wanted to do was wash up and go to bed with his beloved in his arms.

A tired smile broke his bland visage at the thought of you. The only reason he hasn't decided to spend the night at a hotel was because you weren't there. The faster he moves, the faster he can get to bed with you. Oh, he can't wait to see you and that little puppy of yours and his.

He exited the car, jacket draped over his shoulder. He sluggishly went to the front door and entered. As he delved further into his mansion, he was immediately greeted by a lovely sight. Your slumbering figure was laid out on the couch, the newly adopted puppy curling near your chest and resting with you. Warmth swaddled his heart and his eyes softened. All of a sudden, the exhaustion he felt has vanished, and all he could do was admire this masterpiece before him. You were waiting for him again.

As much as he wanted to see you like this longer, he couldn't let you sleep on the couch. There's a much more comfortable bed waiting for you upstairs. He approached you with quiet footsteps. The puppy perked up, her superb hearing picking up the sound of his advancement. Daisuke knelt down and stroked her head. "Good evening, Chico." Then he turned to you. You looked so peaceful - parted lips, even breathing. He leaned forward and pecked your cheek, smiling a small smile when you shifted. "Good evening, love."

You let out a yawn as you rubbed your eyes, body shuffling. "Daisuke?" You groaned out. "Is that you?"

Daisuke knew you couldn't see him but he nodded anyway. "You don't have to keep waiting for me like this, you know."

To his surprise, you wrapped your arms around him and pulled yourself closer to his body. "But I want to. And I missed you." You yawned through your statement as you nuzzled your head on his neck. "You still smell good after being outside the whole day. How unfair."

Daisuke let out a chuckle. "Come on. Let's get you to bed." He stood up easily even with your form carried in his arms. Chico jumped out of the couch at the same time and followed Daisuke as he carried you upstairs to your shared room, lying you down carefully on the bed. Daisuke made an attempt to withdraw from the withholding grapple of your arms around his neck but his endeavor was less then proliferant as you have established a stronger hold on him, unrelenting.

Daisuke let out a sigh as he tried to adjust from the uncomfortable stance he was positioned in. "I need to change first, Y/N." Badgered Daisuke, hands resting on your back.

Yet his words did no preclude you and you merely shook your head in response. "No," Your eyes shone with defiance, pout manifesting on your lips. "Stay."

"I'll come back in a few, love. I can't sleep in my work clothes." Insisted Daisuke, resolve crumbling the more he looked into your eyes.

"I don't care. Just stay." You grumbled.

Sometimes Daisuke sometimes wondered just how much power you had over him. He couldn't say no to you, apart for that one time when you asked if you two could get a puppy. Looking back at it, he felt guilty that he did not allow you two to have a dog earlier but if it wasn't for his stubborness, you wouldn't have come across Chico.

Speaking of the little puppy, it had successfully jumped on the bed and let out a merry howl. Distracted by the new development of the young dog, you were able to pull Daisuke down on the space beside you and did not think twice before snuggling to his side, arms embracing him tightly as you grinned happily, a happy giggle exiting your lips. You rubbed your head on his shoulders, sighing contentedly. "You're staying here with us."

Daisuke looked down at your beaming face and looked away, redness tinting his cheeks. "If it can't be helped." He stated, but he knew he made his choice the moment you had told him to stay.

Daisuke slowly wrapped his arms around you and pulled you closer, and you willingly accepted his affection. You were so warm, so loving. How did he ever find you?

And then came the cloud of exhaustion. His eyelids gradually drooped over his sockets, his strength withering every second that had gone by until the last thing he saw before sleep overcame him was you and a bounding Chico burying herself in between the two of you.

[leia-imogen]

aaron & the family he's found all by himself; vol. 2 // vol. 1

( ft. short jokes, a belated birthday shopping trip, & an ultra-chaotic winter break )

( for @criswisstuff & anyone who enjoyed the first one <3 )

savannah, who is 5'9, is constantly teasing aaron and cleo for being short. katelyn's good at 5'6, and also a bit impossible to tease bcs she's the actual best, so she gets to escape this

cleo ( 5'2 ) is perfectly delighted to have someone shorter than her for once in her life, even by only 2 inches

aaron: guys, just try and see this from my point of view

sav: [ collapses ]

katelyn: [ crouches down ]

cleo: [ sits cross-legged on floor ]

aaron: dude you're literally 2 inches taller than me

cleo: 2 and a quarter

sav is so smug about this but in a good-natured way, in that she and cleo call aaron "kid" or "kiddo" or "pipsqueak" and he doesn't mind bcs they always say it w such a huge smile and he likes to respond to sav with "how's the weather up there, tall-ass?"

and katelyn thinks it's ridiculously adorable how tiny aaron is and obviously she uses him as an armrest all the time

katelyn, petting aaron's hair: guys guys omg he's like an angsty mini blond kitten and i would kill for him <3

sav, popping up between them: mini-yard :))

before i get super distracted, i just wanna mention that aaron met sav and cleo towards the end of november, so they missed the twin's birthday

but sav still insists that she must take him shopping bcs sure his fashion sense is fine but there's always room for improvement, isn't there, aaron??

he relents, so long as she and cleo and katelyn ( who already gave him a birthday present?? why's she doing this??? ) don't spend too much money

sav drags him all around south carolina to the best thrift stores she can find and cleo and katelyn are amazed that she can get such fantastic deals on the supermodel clothes she wears

fr she's literally a fashion design major ( + minoring in business management ) and she shows up to class in skilfully done drugstore makeup and an absolutely killer outfit for like 15 bucks

she grew up poor, and she's still poor now, even if she ( thankfully ) managed to scrape a cheerleading scholarship

sav, flicking through a rack of dresses labelled $4 apiece: RIP to little miss rich bitch reynolds but i'm different ;)

no hate to allison she's awesome but she grew up in the lap of luxury surrounded by designer brands so she knows NOTHING about thrifting and rationing money in general

oh and sav and allison have kind of a frenemies thing going on bcs they're both fighting for the top spot of their fashion design course

they spend the whole day shopping and aaron ends up with a highly upgraded wardrobe that contains a lot of cute pastel stuff and sav's promise to do his makeup

aaron insists on paying for dinner at the really nice pizza place a short drive from campus even tho they all protest

and andrew knows he's found new friends, but has no idea that it's the vixens and he's dating one of them. nicky does tho, but he's sworn to secrecy

nicky thinks his new clothes are adorable and is stunned when aaron tells him the total cost

"oh my GOD that girl sounds like a genius."

"yeah, her name's sav. you guys,, would get along, i think."

okay now for the winter break part!!

i think that you can get permission to stay at dorms if you're an international student or something??

anyways since sav's super upset bcs her father straight-up told her not to come home bcs he has a new girlfriend ( god i hate sav's father )

katelyn would stay with her, but her dad can finally have her home in new york for christmas and she really doesn't want to miss it

cleo, the only one with a properly functional family, is going back to her big family house and loving parents and grandma and aunt and siblings and cousins. love that for her.

so aaron and sav are stuck at psu for 2 weeks and aaron's surprisingly cool with this. and sav's excited bcs for the first time since her mom died, she can spend her christmas with someone she actually wants around instead of her shitty-ass father and his constant stream of bitchy girlfriends

they spend a lot of time together, stealing food from the athlete's dining hall to make their own weird combos, which usually ends with aaron making something Cool and Interesting and sav gagging and spitting out whatever strange concoction she had previously insisted would taste good

i literally can't bring myself to give a shit about the twinyards' deal bcs andrew literally became best friends with renee?? and hooks up with guys at eden’s??? idk what's going on there but it's like andrew is trying to control aaron's life while he can do whatever he wants??? and honestly wtf????

also let me just make it clear that i ADORE andrew so so much he's one of my favourite comfort characters ever but i'm not gonna make excuses for his shitty behaviour. i fully believe he heals and puts away his pride to apologise to aaron, nicky, and kevin for his treatment of them

that's definitely not to say that aaron's internalised homophobia isn't eww, but with so many important people in his life gay, he makes a huge effort to get over it

so andrew just thinks that aaron is spending a lot of time in the library or out with nicky or something

and when aaron tells sav about this deal, she's kinda horrified, but it's pretty clear to her that aaron so desperately wants to fix his relationship with his brother, and she's not in any place to discourage him, is she?

the only thing she can do is hope that he won't come out all the worse for it

and stare at the boy curled up on the other end of the pale pink sofa cleo's parents had gotten, wonder just how much shit he'd been put through, and decide she was going to be his best friend

aaron's face has gone entirely impassive. sav nudges his fluffy-socked foot with her own, then reaches out to smooth the crease between his eyebrows. "careful, you'll wrinkle your pretty little face."

aaron is very caught off guard by this, and very promptly flushes bright red, which contrasts with the pale teal hoodie he stole from katelyn

"okay, enough talk about depressing crap. wanna go make christmas cookies now?"

"yeah."

so they make christmas cookies. well, it was supposed to be christmas cookies, but it turns into double chocolate fudge cookies somewhere along the line. neither of them knows how

them baking together is the definition of chaos. they're still blasting songs, and sav is singing along terribly

"yOu'Re A mEaN oNe, Mr. GrInCh," while poking aaron's cheek as he tries to mix something. he throws a handful of flour at her. "yOu ReAlLy ArE A hEel."

anyways obviously sav retaliates and that ends in a flour fight. it only stops when aaron deadass cracks an egg on sav's head and she smears chocolate into his hair

she also tries to make him sing along to baby, it's cold outside

"i'Ve GoT tO Go `wAAyyy~" she holds a spatula up to his face

"go away."

they video call katelyn, who takes one look at the mess in the cramped dorm kitchen and sighs so loudly and dramatically that her dad pops in and asks if everything's okay

aaron freezes up at the sight of him and sav quickly turns off the camera, bcs they both want to make good impressions on him, and being covered in various cookie ingredients just won't cut it, ya know?

the cookies turn out delicious and sav sends all their group chat various photos of the process, most of which consist of selfies with her making goofy faces while aaron is simultaneously baking and flipping off the camera

plus a several videos of sav enthusiastically dancing and mouthing the lyrics of, as follows, all i want for christmas is you, let it snow, and santa claus is coming to town and aggressively pointing a spatula at aaron

"c'mon aari, just sing! please??? please???? please you can do it i believe in you!!"

finally he just. gives up. "okay, you know what? fine, i'll sing to ONE and then you will STOP bothering me you insolent dumbass."

sav beams. santa baby starts playing. aaron is very clearly going through five stages of grief in 0.5 seconds

"go on," sav says sweetly as she slides in next to a pouting aaron, "i'll sing with you."

sav slings an arm around his shoulder and sways with him, so it's just her doing that and him grumpily mumbling the lyrics

and when the cookies are cooling down, they start cleaning the kitchen up. aaron rubs some spilled egg yolk into sav's hair but it goes pretty okay otherwise, since they're just listening to more christmas songs and chatting about light stuff, like aaron's biochem course, sav's fashion course, and their dumb classmates

aaron mostly listens tho, and learns that sav kind of hates allison reynolds for giving up her inheritance when she would do ANYTHING for even the tiniest fraction of that money

but she still thinks allison's gorgeous bcs c'mon

and that sav's dream is to one day open her own boutique!!

aaron spends most of the actual christmas day with the monsters at eden's bcs nicky and andrew wanted to

he spent a lot of the time texting on their group chat

doessavvyisgay: so u just go to a nightclub every week??

unaliveme: i mean yeah, i literally worked here for a while. we needed money and nicky was already working 2 jobs night and day

actualblessing: babe ur backstory is so tragic

unaliveme: i'm a fox for a reason ig

cleo.magda: Yes but-

doessavvyisgay renamed this conversation "aaron miniyard support group"

unaliveme: oh ffs

unaliveme: sav subject change go

doessavvyisgay: i'm at the clothes store what should i get?

actualblessing: something pretty :)

doessavvyisgay: sorry, i can't buy the cashier

cleo.magda: Wow.

doessavvyisgay: I DID GET HER NUMBER THO

unaliveme: lmaooo what's her name?

doessavvyisgay: uh

unaliveme: savannah istg u don't even know her name??

actualblessing: s a v

actualblessing: damn u really do be turning on the Charm tho

actualblessing: respect i didn't even talk to aaron till i asked him for notes bcs he has rly pretty notes and also a rly pretty face

actualblessing: and even then i was like :0

unaliveme: IT WAS CUTE I PROMISE

doessavvyisgay: u 2 = the only valid heterosexual couple

actualblessing: rt

unaliveme: oh shit i'm getting super drunk

cleo.magda: Aaron, you drink? That's not legal, get out of there right now. Kids these days-

unaliveme: cleo u have literally seen me get drunk af,, the first time we met,,, and anyways this is how my family bonds ✌🏻

doessavvyisgay: that's. so damn weird kiddo but go off ig

actualblessing: no go find better things to bond about other than alcohol and weird sweaty dancing

cleo.magda: Yeah, go watch some Christmas movies!

unaliveme: nicky makes us watch die hard every year

doessavvyisgay: see u in hell, kiddo ;)

cleo.magda: I meant things like The Polar Express and Home Alone.

actualblessing: merry christmas ya filthy animals!!

doessavvyisgay: merry xmas y'all i'm gonna go to that christmas party bcs i'm super bored

unaliveme: merry christmas mothers and fuckers

cleo.magda: Merry Christmas, you guys!

[stripper-patrick]

Speak to me 🤫 Chris Evans

Warnings: smut, language, daddy kink, straight up nastiness, choking, reverse cowgirl, spanking, dirty talk, silent treatment, dom!Chris, eating cat from da back, heel fetish, daddy kink

Tags: @rebellious-desires @mrsbanreswillseeyou @eclecticblkgirl

Relationship: Chris Evans x black plus sized reader

“Hello” Chris pulls out his iPhone answering the incoming call “hey Scott what’s up” I’m laying on the bed on my phone when I perk up hearing Chris say “yea I’m free” this bastard

“No the hell you aren’t” I sit up crossing my legs

“Yea that sounds great I’ll meet you there” he looks at me, my face is painted with anger and frustration. I’ve been trying to plan this dinner with him at this new restaurant called Yard House but they’ve been booked since they first opened. Now tonight when I finally get us a reservation he makes plans with his brother. He got me fucked up.

Chris hangs up and I turn my head waiting for an explanation “honey I’m sorry but it’s Scott”

“Are you deadass? I told you I couldn’t get ahold of this restaurant for weeks and the second I make us a reservation you go and agree to plans with your brother” I’m furious at the moment “you know what go head”

“Y/N”

“Go” I yell. He sighs rubbing his eyes as I turn around going back on my phone. Chris leaves the room and I groan. I proceed to the shower turning it on rolling my eyes. The hot water runs down my back ultimately giving me time to think.

....

I’m woken up to the front door opening and shutting. I grab my phone seeing the picture of Chris flash on my lock screen and the time reads back 4am. I have 4 messages and 5 phone calls all from him. The door opens and I can see the tall figure moving around shimmying off his clothes.

“Hey babe” I roll my eyes turning on my stomach clutching the pillow. I hear a deep sigh come from Chris’ mouth “baby girl I’m sorry I know how important that dinner was to you” He slides in the bed next to me and his hand rests on my butt but I’m quick to move it “don’t touch me” I scoot closer to the edge closing my eyes hearing one last sigh before I drift to sleep.

....

The sun bleeds into the room brightening it up causing me to open my eyes. I get up and go to the bathroom doing my business and completing my morning facial routine. Washing my face, moisturizer, and toner. I walk out the bathroom and slip into some leggings, and a low cut crop top. I have a nail appointment today and I’m debating on making him pay just for fucking with me but I can’t allow myself to do that.

I step out of the room, the bright sun illuminating the hallway and I descend downstairs where I smell bacon and waffles cooking. I go into the kitchen crossing my arms watching him put strawberries in the batter. My favorite.

“Morning princess” I mumble sitting at the island and he sets a plate in front of me. His pretty blue eyes bore into mine just silently begging me to say something

“I’m sorry how many times do I have to say it?” He asks. I cut up my waffles and pour syrup on them without even glancing his way. I know this is torturing him. To go from talking and laughing one day to not speaking at all is destroying him especially when we live in the same household. I take a bite of the warm breakfast almost moaning at the taste. Damn he put his foot in these. “Why are you all dressed up?”

“Nails” I huff

“Ah I’m going with you”

“No you’re not”

“I am and I’m paying for them and while we’re at it we can go to the mall” I roll my eyes and he smirks sitting next to me digging into his plate “what will it take for you to speak to me baby doll. I’ll do anything” a smirk appears on my lips but I keep quiet.

“You know what fine” the rest of the breakfast is filled with silence and he takes my plate cleaning it.

I sit on the couch flipping through channels as Chris disappears upstairs. Finally some peace and quiet. The tv gets boring so I turn it off and go on my phone. After about 20 minutes of scrolling I look at the time seeing I should bust a move if I wanna make it to the nail salon on time.

I stand up and walk to the door leaving. I get into my car turning on the air immediately. Chris jogs out and opens the driver door “what are you doing?” I question

“Get out”

“I don’t have time for this I’m gonna be late then I have to pay a late fee”

“Get. Out” I huff taking off my seatbelt and getting out the car. Chris gets in the drivers seat and nudges too the passenger seat “you aren’t going with me”

“Y/N I won’t tell you again” his deep voice sends a heartbeat to my core but I can’t fold like this. I groan stomping to the passenger side. He gets out opening the door for me and I swing my legs inside as he shuts it. Chris gets back in the drivers seat and putting his seatbelt on before pulling off.

...

After getting my NAILS done we ended up at the mall but I still haven’t said one word to him. I’ve kept to myself and haven’t touched him or even looked his way. This may seem extensive but he needs to understand that I deserve some time with him as well. “Babydoll lets go in here” swinging his bags in his hand he takes me in the Louis Vuitton store. I set my eyes on this beautiful bag and I see some shoes I adore.

“I’m gonna step out real fast here” he hands me his credit card and I snatch it. I’ll teach his ass a lesson. I grab the bag and the shoes in my size taking them to the register. I use his card to pay for the stuff then head across the way to Prada where I find another gorgeous purse. I grab that but I don’t see anything else I want so I just check that out. The next store I walk to is Dior where I see some cute blue and orange slides and a beautiful gold necklace. The problem is it’s 2,000 dollars and I’ve already spent at least a grand. I think about Chris and he would be somewhat upset but I’m upset at the moment so he’ll be fine.

I grab the necklace and shoes taking them to the register. I use his card and the transaction completes. The woman hands me my bags and I smile thanking her. I walk out of the store and see Chris coming back. Poker face is on.

“I got a call from the bank saying my card was nearly shut off because they thought someone stole it. You spent about 10 grand”

“Oops” I stand up and he takes all my bags from me.

“It’s time to go let’s go” I stand my ground folding my arms again

“I wanna keep shopping”

“Any other day would’ve been a smooth yes, anything to get you to talk to me but today is not the day. Let’s. Go” he says sternly

“No” Chris adjusts the bags on his arms and grabs me by my arm pulling me along outside. I let my arm go once we get in the car. He sets the bags in the trunk and I get in.

....

We get home and I walk through the double doors. He sets the bags in the living room and I go upstairs not allowing another word to be said. I strip down bare and get under the navy blue fitted sheets and comforter taking a deep breath before I feel myself drift to sleep.

...

I hear feet shuffling into the room and I see Chris dressed in a fitted black button, dark jeans, and Stacey Adams paired with a gold bracelet and a watch on his wrist. I notice he decorated my choker.

“princess” I’m still mad at him for last night and haven’t talked to him the whole day. I groan pushing my arms above my head stretching my limbs before swinging my legs off the bed letting them dangle. “Y/N get dressed and ready” he speaks again this time more stern. I’ll admit it turned me on. I stare at him and huff “Do you really wanna test my patience darling? Get dressed now”

“I’m not going anywhere with you” I cross my arms in a fit of rage breaking my silent streak and turn away from him. Chris wraps his hand around the back of my neck with a smirk. A smile spreads across my face “did it sound like I was asking? I’ve had enough of your bratty ass today”

I roll my eyes earning a slap to my ass “don’t roll your eyes at me just do as I say” I go into the closet figuring out what to wear. The wet spot in my panties has me tempted to take them off and go commando today in the warm autumn air. Temptation gets the best of me and I pull them off grabbing a short DRESS and some HEELS. I grab a jacket just in case it’s cold wherever we’re going. “Christopher where are we going”

“Don’t worry about it” he looks up at me and his jaw drops when he sees my dress. I sit at my vanity and start on a simple makeup look not really wanting to get too much into it tonight. I keep my curls the way they are as I finish everything.

“Ready?”

“Mhmm” I follow Chris hearing him sigh. I walk downstairs and he extends his arm helping me downstairs. I walk past him into the car in the passenger seat where I just sit. At this point I’m completely over the situation but he needs to learn his lesson. Chris gets in and starts the car and I look at him “where are we going”

He ignores me and I roll my eyes huffing. He sets his hand on my thigh and I leave it there. His hand creeps higher but that’s when I stop him “if you think you can get any of this tonight you got me fucked up”

“We’ll see about that”

....

Chris makes a right and I see the restaurant. I’m very confused as to why we’re here. He pulls into a parking spot and gets out. Chris opens the door for me and at this point I’m curious as to what he’s got going on. I see a long ass line of people waiting outside.

“I’m not interested in waiting in line”

“That’s a good thing you don’t have to” he shuts and locks the car door walking up with me. We walk through the doors and immediately the host recognizes him “Mr. Evans right this way”

We walk through the crowd of people into our own little section with a dim light and a table for 2. “How did you do this?”

“I bought it. Now can you stop being mad at me it’s torturing”

“Maybe” he pulls out my chair for me and I sit watching him the seat in front of me.

“I’m sorry babydoll I was inconsiderate to how much effort you put into getting us a reservation” he says

“Truth he told I stopped being mad after I ran up your card but I kept my poker face”

“Well you’re pretty damn good at it” the waitress comes over and is star struck at the Chris Evans sitting right in front of her.

“Hello my name is Tiara what can I get you guys started off with?”

“Lemme get a coors and” he looks at me “a white wine?” I nod and she writes it down flashing him a big smile before leaving to put in our drinks. “Clearly you have a fan”

“I see but she’s not important right now. You are and if you think you can pull some shit on me like that again you’ve clearly got me fucked up”

“Oohhh the spicy white is coming out. I like it” the waitress comes back with our drinks and we order the food.

....

We’ve finished dinner and Chris pays the bill. The waitress is standing there and I’ve noticed her shirt is undone a little more than usual as in I can see her purple lace bra and I know Chris can see it too.

He fishes out a 20 from his pocket handing it to her and I watch her slip it in her bra. My jaw drops as she winks at him completely stepping over boundaries.

“Excuse me” she averts her attention to me and I’m start to shake. That’s how mad I am. “Try that shit again with my man and I promise you’ll be missing a couple teeth and a job”

Her eyes go wide and she leaves without saying anything else. Chris has his bottom lip tucked in between his perfect teeth with a smirk pulled against his lips.

“You’re so sexy when you’re mad”

“Yea whatever” I shake my head

“Do me a favor” I listen waiting for his request “take off your panties”

“It’s funny that you think I’m wearing any” his blue eyes turn dark as he nods

“That ass is mine” he laughs. The waitress comes back with a small white cake. Nothing special written on it or anything. I spin it around trying to find something then I look at Chris who had a cheeky smile on his face.

“Cut into it” I grab a knife and cut into the cake revealing a blue matte box. I look at him and grab the box opening it. I see a beautiful ring and engraved inside of the box is: ‘Will You Marry Me?’ A flood of emotions drowns me and now I’m sitting here crying.

“Stop playing Christopher” I say

“Y/N I want you to make me the happiest man alive” he takes the ring and slides it on my finger

“Is this why you left me today?” He nods smiling

“I can’t see myself without you” he whispers “so what do you say?”

“Yes yes yes a thousand times yes” I hug him and he holds me tight as more tears fall. I give him a nice kiss and he smiles holding me closer.

....

As soon as we hit the front door Chris’ hands are all over me. I open the door and he shuts it sliding my dress off my body to reveal I’m completely naked just as I said. I go to take off my heels but he stops me “leave them”

Chris picks me up with ease and something in the moment just told me to let him pick me up. In the year and a half we’ve been together I’ve never let him pick me up because of my size but tonight is different.

He takes me upstairs to our shared bedroom where he lays me down “I’m going to ruin you for what you put me through today”

I smile and he turns me around face down ass up “clearly you’re enjoying it more than I thought” he collects my wetness on the tip of his finger trailing it up to my clit rubbing torturously slow. I feel his large hands part my ass and his beard scratches me. I drop my face into the mattress feeling his tongue work inside of me while his fingers massage my clit. My arms stretch back and I pull on my heels holding my legs up and arching my back more. I hear Chris moan at my current position. I don’t know how much loner I can do this position cause I’m a big bitch and this shit hurts.

He stops eating me out and I hear his pants unzip then drop “keep that position baby doll” He pumps his dick and I feel his head push inside of me with ease. He fits the rest of his cock inside of me and replaces my hands on my heels with his. My hands extend above my head as he starts pounding me out making my body rock back and forth. My hands have a mind of their own gripping the sheets.

“You like that you little slut?” He spanks me and I cry out biting my lip “you’ve been such a bad girl” he keeps a tight grip on my hips holding me in place. I couldn’t run even if I really wanted to.

“Fuck daddy it’s too much” he chuckles maniacally

“Nah you keep playing with me” Chris pushes my back into a crazy arch pushing a little more of his weight on my butt. He continues pounding on me until my body is seizing and I’m crying out his name.

“That’s it you’re gonna be a mess by the time I’m finished with you” he moans still thrusting in me. He stops and pulls out leaving me empty and my cum dripping on my thighs.

“Ride me reverse” he lays next to me placing his hands behind his head and I grab his dick and swing my legs over his thick body. I guide him inside of me placing my hands on his calves bouncing my ass.

“Fuck” I moan. He smacks my behind and keeps a firm grip on my hips guiding me harder and faster. Chris wastes no time taking control pounding into me from below. His balls are slapping against my ass while he holds my wailing arms behind me keeping them steady. My jaw drops as he growls in an animalistic form. My breasts bounce as he continues torturing me.

“You’ve been a bad girl babydoll and I don’t appreciate it” he moans. I can see his piercing blue eyes through my hazy vision. I’m still sensitive from my last orgasm so I’m close already.

“Fuck daddy you’re gonna make me cum” I scream. My legs press together not sure whether to try to get away or sink further onto him.

He keeps going and just as I’m about to release Chris stops pumping altogether. He lifts me up putting me back on my hands and knees.

Chris enters me again but this time he grabs my hair pulls my back against his chest. Once he has me where he wants me, he envelops his hand around my throat squeezing the sides constricting air. He wraps his free arm around my breasts as he starts his fast rhythmic thrusting again. His moans are prominent in my ear as his hand on my breasts drop to my clit.

At this point I’m seeing stars and my moans are uncontrollable. My body trembles from being rocked into with each powerful thrust. My shaky hands hold onto his wrist leading to my clit as he kisses my cheek, shoulder, and neck. “You look like such a pretty slut taking my dick like this”

“Cum in me please” I beg. He lets go of my throat and grabs his belt nearby tying it around my hands. My hands are bound behind my back as he uses my arms to hold me as I’m leaned forward taking his dick.

“Cum with me Y/N I feel how close you are babydoll” he was right. I’m right on the edge when he gives me a good slap to my behind making my legs clamp together shaking tremendously. His name is all that I can call out making me see stars. “That’s my good girl oh shit” he lets out a string of curses and I feel my walls being painted in his children as he continues assaulting me in the best way possible.

Our juices collect around the base of his dick dripping on the sheets. As I drop my head completely spun. Chris extracts every drop inside of me before pulling out. He lays beside me with a smirk on his face pulling his belt off my hands “where the fuck did you learn how to tie me up with a belt”

“You’d be surprised what the Internet can teach you” he says “please don’t ignore me again” he lays on my bare chest

“Well don’t do any stupid shit again” I smile taking my fingers through his hair

[quirklessidiot]

What kind of parents would gojo and yn be IF they did have a kid? In the what if scenario of her getting pregnant, how would they handle the whole pregnancy too?

i feel like satoru would have to move y/n to a more secure area :( so he'd be an absentee father because he'd want to keep y/n and the kid safe :( that's lesser times to see each other i believe. y/n wouldn't mind ofc! i jsut feel like they'd both want to keep their children out of reach from the elders (esp if ur looking into what satoru is doing and how he wants the kid away from the current world of jujutsu...plus lets say hypothetically the kid turns out to be a girl (impossible in y/ns side but lets say hYPOTHETICALLY) he’d def not want the girl to be exposed to that sort of thing)

𝔄𝔫𝔬𝔫. Another for the playlist

Can y/n relate to the line at 00:53 i rather die tomorrow than live a hundred years without knowing you? Or is she still "i wanna live no matter what"?

:)))))

𝔄𝔫𝔬𝔫. Does gojo have pics of her in his phone? How about y/n? Or is she too tech ignorant for that?

headcannon time honestly them as a couple who has more polaroid or those film cameras idk (satoru only has a work phone that he rarely uses and y/n finds cellphones too out of reach goodbye grandma) so you’ll be seeing more photo albums and satoru keeping a polaroid pic on his wallet (simp) hipster couple tinsgz idk T-T plus i think he’s all about putting them around the house where it can be seen by everyone (like their new pic in sendai) + i feel like he’s also developed a weird hobby on photography now that he has a subject.

𝔄𝔫𝔬𝔫. What kind of hairstyles does gojo put her hair in?

anything that can keep her hair away from her face (uh i think hes always noticed how y/n likes to keep her hair away from her face, it’s why he likes tucking the strands behind whenever he sees it fall welp, u can imagine whatever hairstyle u want tho!!)

𝔄𝔫𝔬𝔫. Does y/n still get dressed in a separate room or does satoru go out to give her the privacy?

she has a walk in closet, she usually dresses up there but i dont think she minds being bare these days bcos satoru is usually still asleep when shes changing (y/n the early riser)

𝔄𝔫𝔬𝔫. Looking back at how they started, during the wedding and after what did they do? Did they even talk to each other? Were they together during the wedding? And after did gojo just change to his regular wear and get back to work when it was finished leaving her by herself for months?

satoru deadass didnt want to do anything with y/n, he literally just walked out after they were finished with the wedding (after telling sum people to buy her whatever she needs). the second scene is literally a few months after the wedding and he didnt have time to do the laundry on his own so he went home just to do it and left after. minazuki!satoru more or less just saw y/n as a fly that time (and y/n didn’t mind as well)

𝔄𝔫𝔬𝔫. What does y/n do when she's mad at satoru? The type of mad when little annoying things they do pile up and becomes an issue.

rn? i feel like she would try to call him out on his bs honestly. its not like she can hide it for a long time (satoru had always said honesty was so mhm between them so she wouldnt bother hiding it)

𝔄𝔫𝔬𝔫. What is y/n's view on the idea of love?

rn its more positive <3 in her perspective its more or less a generous thing between two individuals that everyone should experience.

𝔄𝔫𝔬𝔫. Does y/n still wear yukata at their new home or does she go for a more modern look now?

depends! she does wear traditional clothing sometimes but she wears modern wear sometimes as well. usually when she sout doing groceries or when she and satoru go on brunch dates or go gardening shopping she wears those cute dresses

𝔄𝔫𝔬𝔫. I remember there were among us related asks before so bringing that back. How good is y/n at among us if she played? Is she good at lying and gaslighting others? Will she always vote out gojo XD

yes she will. she’ll win that game. she’ll def beat satoru in chess, as well. 

𝔄𝔫𝔬𝔫. "I can never get mad at you"

Used you as chess piece

Not mad

Possibly projecting an ex on him

Mad

Gojo will forgive her for almost anything but if she cheats even emotionally that's gonna end badly 😔

Satoru had stated that he wouldnt have stayed angry with the haibara thing as he stated in ch13, how his mouth may say another thing but truly within his heart, he probably felt something else ahha so </3 he would literally forgive her for anything. its, i believe, the effects of having geto walk out on him so he’d be desperate to keep y/n within arms reach (in some way <3)

[tscmu]

first dates with haikyuu boys :)

pt 1. - msby black jackals

genre; kinda fluff idk?? just kinda cute early relationship tings

warnings; secondhand embarassment, lil suggestive comments ( from atsumu who am i kidding )

characters; bokuto, atsumu, hinata + sakusa

all characters r timeskip and 18+ !!

koutarou bokuto

- bruh youd be terrified for this date like.. a guy youve hardly spoken to with a massive personality asking you to meet him at a tiny cafe.. ok

- hed love tiny cafes though like the ones nobody are in so its just you two.. AWH

- dates wouldnt be a massive thing to him so youd be dressed up casual formal with light makeup on and hed strut off the bus in his kit literally sweating, just left practice and youd be like 😳

- you wouldve met him at a club like a week back when you were both off your faces and youd wake up the next morning with no idea what happened the night before, just like 10 texts from someone with the contact name ‘BokJUt OWks MAn’ asking you on a date.. why wouldnt u say yeah??

- it would go rly well !!

- i think itd be a bit slow at first, like youre both describing your lives when.. it happens

- youre both just aimlessly chatting, both tuning in and out of conversation waiting for the food to come when.. you hear it. the thing that you did that you thought NOBODY else did. and he does it.

- “and one of my roommates tsumu always yells at me because i collect stamps-” “WAIT YOU COLLECT STAMPS?? ME TOO BRUH”

- youd both have a joint aneurysm literally

- after that youd be infatuated with eachother ITD BE SO CUTE

- youd get the bill both like a lil tipsy, heading further into the town to just go window shopping in the moonlight

- UWUWUWUWUWUWU pls

- then hed accidentally set off the jewellery shop alarm pointing at a pretty ring and poking the glass too hard-

- when your taxi came he’d be really sad.. then as you close the door hed just jump in and find his own way home HAHAHA

- 10/10 date would do again.. and you did

atsumu miya

- oh you would be EXCITED

- until you found out his suggestion.. one of his own fucking games

- you just cut it down to the fact that he was a personal volleyball player, he was probably busy, yk?? but no it was because he wanted to show off to you🙄🙄

- you met him on the street like he literally picked you up on the street.. only he yall only he 

- well of course you liked him have you seen him 

- you exchanged numbers and were texting for like a week ( where he just begged you to come to a game ) before finally you said ok

- because its a date you didnt wanna bring along someone else so you just kinda showed up on your own and followed the crowd.. before finding out you were on the WRONG SIDE OF THE COURT

- he teased you about this for years to come and you wanted to burst out crying every time

- after finally finding the right seat on the RIGHT SIDE, the players came out and.. lets say you were surprised

- you didnt know that much about volleyball beforehand but.. d a m n

- those uniforms were hot😳😳

- the game went well and they won ( to his extreme happiness ), and then you finally got to meet him again

- it was subtle at first, like while he was signing shirts hed look over his shoulder and wink or something lmao

- thats until hinata and bokuto got to the area you were at and went feral, killing tsumus whole vibe HAHA

- “OH SHIT THATS THE GIRL HE INVITED!!” “WAIT IS IT- OH HI Y/N!! HES BEEN TALKING ABOUT YOU FOR AGES HE EVEN JE-” “BRO FUCK OFF”

- to which you just laughed your head off about

- bro he gave you a kiss on the cheek when he walked over making all the fangirls go absolutely feral.. twitter talked abt it for AGES even after you revealed you were dating 2 months after it happened

- you had to wait around for HOURS whilst he talked to interviewers.. struggles of being famous🥶‼🔥

- but it was worth it ofc

- he took you out to this lil restaurant when he finally got away and even walked u home.. such a gentleman damn

- “so when can i see you again.. and maybe a bit more ;)” “sHUT UP-”

- lets just say u definitely did that again-

shoyo hinata

- oh my god hed be more nervous than you were

- hed overdress like.. not full suit but pretty damn close

- i feel like hed not be that focused on women?? the volleyball grind comes first yk

- but when he made eye contact w you across the meeting table.. jeez he went feral

- bro when he was asked a question he couldn’t function you were just like ??

- atsumu basically had to ask you out for him after it finished he was so nervous HAHA

- you called him cute when he pulled up and he genuinely turned into a tomato like.. ushijima would farm him if he saw him

- hed book you a table at this really fancy restaurant ( with a lil financial help from kenma ) and you were genuinely shocked lmao

- i feel like youd work with the jackals as like a promoter or sumn and hed just be shocked.. like he didnt know you even existed bruh??

- because of that hed be pretending hed had his eye on you for a while ( to which you just laughed knowing he was trying to be cool )

- hed tell you to order something expensive but you knew how much those guys got paid.. yeah no.

- but hed warm up MASSIVELY like by the end of it after a glass and a bit of wine youd both be like peas in a pod literally

- youd go for a lil walk around the city centre before u found a taxi.. HED BE SO SAD LIKE HE DIDNT WANT IT TO END??

- hed go in for the kiss i know he would 

- youd be like ??? but kiss him back bc why wouldnt u hes a baby

- best date you’d had in a couple years by far

kiyoomi sakusa

- you literally wouldnt realise it was a date until the end i stg this man

- hed deadass show up to ur door and be like ‘cmon’ and youd be like EXCUSE ME SIR-

- i feel like you wouldve known eachother for at LEAST a couple months

- and he wouldve just done NOTHING like you didnt even know he felt a romantic connection to you

- but trust me he did

- he just didnt know the words to say :(

- but this is what the lads told him to do LMAO

- before u knew what was happening you were in the backseat of a taxi and he was telling them a street in the middle of the city-

- “oh we’re going out to dinner” “wha- i didnt bring my purse tho-” “eh.” literally

- you were kinda surprised because you knew how much he hated crowds and dinner in the city seemed unlike him, more like something you would enjoy

- but thats exactly why he did it 

- youd pull up and do a double take when he was asking for a table.. WHO THE FUCK WAS SITTING AT THE BACK OF THE RESTAURANT

- however after being motioned to shut up by atsumu you acted like you saw nothing

- it was just like the other times youd hung out but he was a little more.. interested in you

- not like suggestive, he just genuinely was asking about like how your day was, etc IT WAS CUTE AS HELL

- it was at that point you realised oh shit, this might be a date-

- when it was over you suggested going into the city and looking in shops for a bit, but the restaurant filled with people was enough for him lmao

- you got a taxi back and were standing outside your apartment door when he did something hed never done before

- MANS HUGGED YOU

- it was then you realised.. did he actually like you??

- spoiler he did

- and things were different between you ever since IM UWUING PLS

[ironicsopsychotic]

would you rather: hoa edition

creds to @eggosandbluefood (omg is this stranger things & pjo bc yEs)

1) Have a feud with Victor or Patricia patricia. social suicide maybe, but less chance of getting stuck w chores or any actual reprimanding 2) Spend a night in the tunnels or spend half a day in the crypt tunnels 100% i love that place 3) Investigate with KT & Eddie, or with Fabian & Nina FABINA 4) Only be able to watch season 3, or never watch season 3 again this is so easy it's hilarious lmao NEVER WANNA SEE THAT jeroy will live on in my mind no worries 5) Only watch season 1, or only watch season 2 season 2, i practically do that anyway. 6) Catch a wild goose with Mr. Sweet or hide Letdown from Victor Letdown bc it's be heeelllla uncomfortable in such awkward positions w mr. sweet 7) Be put on a trial for writing an article that was true (and have everyone in the house know you were right, except you) or be wrongly told you were the chosen one and leave school for a few months joy. obviously. 8) Ghost hunt with Mara/Eddie or break into the gatehouse with KT/Eddie eddara, pls and ty 9) Participate in donkey diner with Jerome or get locked in the mummy in the hallway overnight tbh i'd probably go to sleep in the sarcophagus soooo 10) Get locked in the barn by Rufus or get trapped under the senate game barn. senate's too dangerous tbh 11) Play ping pong with Amber & Jerome, or play dodgeball with KT & Eddie jamber 12) Go shopping with Amber or watch a rom-com marathon with Patricia & Joy sHOPPING bc you KNOW if something was perfect for me and i didn't have the money she'd splurge 13) Web walk in Amber’s web wedges, or cross the crocodile bridge without vision (like Patricia) web walk. i'd actually die if i had to cross the chasm 14) Do an eclipse project with Mara or Willow mara? she'd know what's up 15) Be a journalist on the Jackal website or bake cakes with Trudy cakes! we love trudy in this house (i say, as if anyone in the entire world hates her) 16) Be partnered with Amber or partnered with Eddie for wonky donkey eddie. that man. *heart eyes* 17) Have Rufus be your enemy or Senkhara hAAAAAA rufus bc he can actually die and can't physically bind me to anything? 18) Go on a blind date in the reflector chamber (with the whole of Sibuna listening to you without you realizing) or have embarrassing pictures of you posted around the whole school blind date i guess oof poor eddie 19) Be Alfie’s magic assistant or have Alfie use your item in his magic act assistant. i trust him...but do i? *cut to fabian's watch* 20) Work on the school play with Mara/Joy or with Nina/Amber mara/joy i think 21) Be a part of season 2 Sibuna or season 3 Sibuna SEASON 2 DUH what's wrong w s1 sibuna lmao 22) Have Joy not leave Sibuna/become a permanent member or have Mara to join sooner joy joy joy jOY 23) Make food with Eddie or go gem stealing with Jerome lmao gem stealing bc ik i'd hate eddie's food/the mess he leaves. i clean up WHILE i cook, tyvm 24) Have Fabian as your study buddy or organize prom with Joy fabian. knows what's up. 25) Steal a key from Victor’s office or steal a file from Mr. Sweet’s office oh deadass mr. sweet i don't have a death wish 26) Drink something from the cellar and go to hospital or see visions of the future you can’t control ahhhHH future? kinda already have prophetic thoughts here and there anyways so 27) Have detention by cleaning the prop room with Willow/Jerome or put manure on flowers with Eddie/Patricia willome :) 28) Go to a dance in the same dress/outfit as two others or try and explain Sibuna & the mystery to Mick/Mara (after s3) LMAO MICKRA I WOULD L O V E TO DO THAT 29) Lose a piece of the cup of ankh (like Alfie) or have all your friends think you’ve betrayed them when you actually haven’t (like KT) alfie. you can fix that shit pretty quickly 30) Leave your friends behind to protect them or be responsible for cursing your friends i guess responsible *le shrug* 31) Have a fun games night with the Anubis residents or experience peril but be a member of Sibuna omg game night i just wanna know what that would be like 32) Get cursed by aging incredibly fast or get cursed by de-aging i don't like this. i guess de-aging 33) Learn more about Victor/Sarah/Rufus’ past or discover more secret panels in the house oh fuck. uh. vsr? 34) Train with Mick for a month or have Alfie be your coach for a month ALFIE THATD BE SO FUNNY 35) Have a picnic with Amber/Alfie or go to the movies with Mara/Mick movies bc i'm sure they actually have a good time y i k e s 36) Investigate aliens with Alfie or investigate Vera with Mara vera w mara 37) Learn more about Fabian’s life or learn more about Patricia’s life i was gonna say patricia bc piper but actually fabian. we forget about--was it his uncle in s1? but then we got jasper in s2, so yes. fabian 38) See when the characters first met each other (age 11-12ish) or see Patricia/Eddie’s America trip PEDDIE BC WTF WENT WRONG 39) Try Trudy’s cookies or Vera’s chocolate nightmare cake (aka the store bought one) T R U D Y 40) Find out where Trudy actually slept or find out where Victor slept pffft victor hands down.

[jungshookz]

omg so imagine this: 0. Emma just deadass asking tae when he’s “gonna put a ring on you” after being introduced to Beyoncé 1. Emma and tae picking out a ring 2. Emma and tae planning the proposal 3. Tae proposing w Emma’s help

WHY IS THIS THE CUTEST THING-  

eventually i’m going to write a proper drabble but for now imma give you the run down because i love emma 

“do you want to marry mommy or not?” taehyung chokes on his coffee and sets his cup down quickly 

out of all the questions he thought emma was going to ask it certainly wasn’t going to be thAt 

maybe a ‘may i use the washroom?’ or ‘where are the coloured markers?’ but noT ‘hey are u going to marry my mom or not’ 

“i- um,” okay he has no idea what to say right now “well, yes, i want to marry your mommy, but i just-” 

he looks up and notices that all the other kids are staring at him and emma 

“how about you stay behind for a couple minutes during lunch break?” he clears his throat before gesturing back to her table “we can talk about it later, okay?” 

“we have to buy mommy the BIGGEst most sparkliest ring in the entire universe!” emma continues babbling as taehyung nudGes her back to her table by pushing gently on her back and walking her back “and then mommy’s going to wear a big poofy white dress n i’m going to be the flowergirl and you’re going to wear a bright purple suit because mommy likes purple-” 

tae pulls emma’s chair out and sits her down 

“and then we’re going to have a BIG chocolate cake!!!!!! with a lot of sprinkles!!!!!!”

he can’t help but wonder how long she’s thought about this 

“…so you’re okay with me asking your mom to marry me?” taehyung doesn’t know why he’s so nervous 

emma continues drawing and she’s as cool as a cucumber but he’s clutching his coffee cup so hard it’s probably going to shatter 

all that can be heard is the faint sound of the other kids playing outside 

emma’s crayon stops on the paper and she looks up at tae 

���ya” 

“a-are you sure?” 

“mommy loves you and you love mommy and if you love each other you have to get married those are the rules!” 

“you know mommy and i getting married would mean like.,,. i’d move into your place or you guys would move into my place-” 

“ya! and i love you a lot too so you can move into my room if u want i can sleep on the sofa! or maybe you and mommy can share a bed because once you get married you won’t have boy-cooties anymore” 

oh my god

taehyung’s going to MELT

this is the first time emma’s said anything like that and-

he has to contain the urge the shriek 

“alright. i guess i’m asking your mom to marry me…” 

“…took u long enough” 

“wha-” now he sees where she gets her sass from 

SO 

he takes her to a ring shop a couple of weeks later and she points to like the HUGEST diamond ever and is like mommy deserves the sparkliest one!!!!!! and tae is just like (sweats) emma u do realize i’m a kindergarten teacher 

emma thinks taehyung should put the ring into a mug of hot chocolate for when you guys do your usual friday trip the cafe but he can already foreshadow you straight up swallowing the ring which isn’t ideal 

evENTUALLy they figure a plan out that they both agree on 

“mommy momMY let’s play a game!!!!!!!!” you look up from your textbook when emma spRINts into the living room and you immediately set your book aside

“what do we have here?” she struggles to get herself up on the couch and you have to give her bum a little nudge 

she snuggles up to you immediately and forces a piece of paper into your hands 

she has like.,., ten sheets of paper tucked under her arm 

“open it open it!!!!!!!” 

you can’t help but laugh because emma’s like extrA jittery today for some reason

you unfold the piece of paper 

‘do you love me?’ is scribbled on it with a pink crayon and there are two boxes one says yes one says no you know the drill

“of course i love you!” you pinch her cheek before taking the crayon from her and checking off the box next to yes 

she hands you the next piece of paper 

‘do you love hot chocolate?’ 

you’re not entirely sure what the point of this game is 

you ain’t gon lie this game is noT that fun 

you tick off yes once again 

anyways this goes on for a while

you’re tempted to tell emma that you’re done playing because you have a paper due next week but she only has like one sheet of paper left so you’ll poweR through it 

“okay, let’s see, final question…” you unfold the sheet and you instinctively are ready to tick off yes when you realize what question is written down 

‘will you marry me?’ 

you sit up straight and blink down at the sheet and your heart starts raCINg 

wha- 

whAT

WHAT 

“what do you say?” you turn your head to see taehyung bent down on one knee right next to you and immediately your eyes start to prickle with tears 

oh my god 

holy shit

tae panics a little because he doesn’t know if those are good or bad tears “i-i know it might seem a little too soon but i really feel like you’re- y’know, you’re the one for me… don’t feel pressured to say yes i totally get it if you don’t want to get married right now but i just really love you and i wanna spend the rest of my life not just with you but also with emma and- woAH”

you’ve taCKLED tae to the ground and you’re drowning him in kisses and his head is spinning a little but he’s pretty sure you tackling him is a good sign 

he laughs and wraps an arm around your waist as you pull away from him and give him a proper kiss 

you’re practically laying on top of him so you sit up quickly and he sits up too and adjusts his glasses 

his own eyes are kinda cloudy and you can’t help but give him anoTher kiss 

“mommy should i tick yes???” you turn to look over your shoulder and emma has the crayon in her hand

emma is STRESSED because you DIDN’T TICK THE BOX 

“yes, baby, you can tick yes” you sniffle and wipe away at your happy tears before turning back to look at tae 

he leans in and presses his forehead against yours 

“so… yes?” 

“a million times yes.” 

okay this was definitely longer than a rundown i’m sorry 

omg you guys i only have like 1 drabble for kindergarten teacher tae we can’t already have them get mARRIED IT’S TOO SOON