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#I had played Proud Mary by Tina Turner and my stepdad has the audacity to go ‘Why don’t you play the good version?’#what’s the good version he’s referencing I hear you say#Elvis Presley’s cover was his good version#dead fuckin serious#I was unloading the dishwasher and he’s lucky I decided against putting the knife I had just taken out in his kneecap#he’s so obnoxious about music it gets on my nerves#he makes fun of us when we turn on frank ocean#like your opinion is the textbook definition of irrelevant if you think frank ocean is the bottom of the barrel#mr ‘90s rock and The Beatles is peak of music’
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I've gotten so good at avoiding spaces where people randomly wish death on otherkin/therians/alterhumans that it's always a little jarring seeing people that still think like that. It's like... imagine being that upset that people on the internet feel better when they wear latex elf ears, prosthetic fangs, or clip-on tails lol
#textpost#I'm dead fuckin serious about that alterhuman shit but you won't catch me talking about it much on main
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I TURNED THE HEEL!!!!!! that part was easy but the gusset gave me sooo much trouble. the silver lining is i finally learned how to safely undo knit stitches now lol. but i did it !! now i get the ease of simply knitting the foot in the round for a while
#yarnblr#knitblr#knitting#sockblr#HOWWW do u take good photos of wip socks#i got thru this watching a lot of TCM 60s horror movies#my favorite was about a guy who doesnt believe in witchcraft then discovers his wife is a witch. makes her get rid of all her shit and stop#and then he has to face the consequences#she was keeping his ass safe and also like.. god forbid a woman has hobbies SHE LOVES U SHES KEEPING U SAFE#id be sooooo fuckin pissed if someone made me get rid of all my dead bugs r u serious . (he gets rid of a dead spider she has )#hes kinda fine tho... just a Logical Man#which i guess the movie is an interesting example of 60s social dynamics of the idea of masculine logic and feminine intuition#but rly ..... dur hurr hairy chest . man tits.
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work day from hell. when I get home I'm screaming and crying and then smoking a fat blunt and disappearing for the weekend
god. fuck this. fuck this job. can't wait to not do this anymore.
#barking into the void#cannot even step away for 3 mins to piss bc ppl are CONSTANTLY coming in#and pts have been so fuckin like?? combative and weird and annoying all day fucking STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#I know you want to feel powerful over a customer service peon because you feel like a pathetic loser piece of shit but you need to learn 1/#how to NOT take your bullshit out on workers deemed 'beneath you' and solve your shit on your own time. FUCK OFF. NOT MY PROBLEM. 2/2#im literally getting FMLA approved because this job is destroying my sanity and that is not a joke. I am dead serious.
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everyone...i have a confession to make.
when i first started watching RWBY, i didnt think Adam Taurus was a bull Faunus. yknow. like the star sign which is literally his last fuckin name.
yknow what i thought he was?
this man? right here? all mean and evil and clearly a Bad Guy?
HES RED AND BLACK AND I THOUGHT HIS HORNS WERE ANTENNA
#masky says#rwby#adam taurus#shitpost#i am dead fuckin serious tho i really did think that for the longest time#further into the show i got i was like 'huh we havent seen any other insect faunus must be a rare genetic thing'#NOPE IM JUST DUMB
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I feel like I liked yakuza 5 a lot more than most people for some reason
#like a lot of people seem to not like it or think it’s mid#idk man but it was one of the games I enjoyed most and I really liked the range of characters you get to play#love me a murder mystery too#idk I think people seem to not like how disjointed the plot is at first and trying to keep up with everyone’s seperate plot and characters#and etc. but I personally really liked how it was all disjointed and the further you get into the game / the more characters you play the#more shit starts coming together and forming a full picture#like don’t get me wrong it’s not perfect and I do have qualms with some. choices. (mostly having to do with majima and#mirei) but overall it’s one of the games I’ve enjoyed the most and that’s kept me interested in the plot the most#fantastic to get a more in-depth look at haruka and to get to really know her by playing her and seeing how she interacts with people and#choices she makes and etc. I don’t think she was a fully fleshed out character prior to that#loved her with all my heart already don’t get me wrong but she just didn’t have much time on screen especially as a teenager to fully get#her personality across and some of the issues she deals with (mommy issues. abandonment issues#etc).#and her and uncle akiyama are a very nice unexpected duo!!!#the different settings were fun too. overall I think the whole thing just felt like more of a streamlined story in a way with drastically#different viewpoints depending on the character#also shinada’s a gift. bless him#daigo feels three dimensional and emotionally present in a way I didn’t see much in other games- even when he’s literally a boss in 4. tbh#the only other time I think he feels really solid as a character is in fuckin dead souls. I think it’s cause it’s SO rare to see daigo in#non-serious situations or vulnerable with people on purpose. dead souls has the first thing and y5 has a bit of both#and I could complain more about how y6 SHOULD have made daigo more present instead of sending him to fuckin jail the whole time but. I do#get that that was kind of important to the plot. I mean to have that power vacuum. don’t think all three of them should’ve been put in jail#but I digress. anyway I got off topic point is I enjoyed yakuza 5 it is very unique in my opinion#y5#rambling#ALL THESE TAGS AND I FORGOT TO MENTION KIRYU BEING ANGSTY AND GAY AS HELL. THE BEST PART OF YAKUZA 5
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ok i just watched dff ep 11 and i. am going insane.
#i cannot piece together A Thought right now bc holy fuck SO MUCH happened in the last like 10-20 mins of that ep#my only thought is that it seems the finale is going to be v much based on each character's fears#as ig theyre all currently knocked out on hallucinogenics#im. I STILL NEED TO KNOW WTF FLUKE'S DEAL IS#and it looks like white rly is just sweet bby boy :(((#never thought id feel so fhckin sad for tee#everyone's theories about non were (maybe??? seemed pretty real) proved wrong#new/tan rly is unhinged as all fuck#phee truly stuck himself into a serious moral dilemma#mad kudos to barcode as usual#big fuckin kudos to all of them tbf#also im still a weeee bit confused abt perth lmao#there were all these big theories but like unless he shows up or does smth in the last ep...#idk i felt like he didnt add a lot to the story in this ep??#wow i lied apparently i did have thoughts#dff#dff the series#dead friend forever
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wow guys it’s almost like if you had funding for a tv show you could make fetish animations and they’d be a business write off! animation is expensive and if you wanted. idk. a fully voice acted non con animation it’d be in the 10s of thousands! i wonder if anyone would exploit funding for personal reasons like that!
anyways, i’ve been thinking about the poison animation from hazbin hotel for no reason at all.
#hazbin critical#hazbin ep 4#gonna get my ass kicked for this one#people are so dead set on defending this and say you just hate victims#even if you’ve be sexually assaulted yourself it’s fuckin crazy#i think angel dusts character was written well but the whole episode is sexualized#you cant say it’s not sexualized and be 100% serious
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SHHH SH HEYYY HEY DONT TELL ANYONE BUT... ive been workin on smth since BITB came out..... itsa lil musical animatic involvin kian and becky.... ITS NO WHERE NEAR DONE YET but loooook look im puttin lil screenshots under the cut. its supposed to go along with Am I In Heaven? by King Gizzard n the Lizard Wizard. infact yknow what cmere come sit with be bc ALOT of songs from the 'IM IN YOUR MIND FUZZ' album makes me think about becky and kian. oh my god. those two make me so damn emotional. like Her and I was the first one to rly resonate with me, and EMPTY was another good one, all just stuff about. yknow LOVE!! doomed by the narrative yet burning SO SO brightly in its last moments, holding hands, playing music, THEY WERE SO IN LOVE WITH YOU THAT THE COPY OF THEM LOVED YOU, AND YOUR COPY LOVES THEM TOO. WHAT A BEAUTIFUL, CRUMBLING, BURNING, HISSING, SQUIRMING, MELTING, CLICKING LOVE STORY..
GET OVER HERE N SCREAM WITH MEEE I LOVE SCREAMING ABOUT THINGS
#THIS IS A DRAFT that i made like. months ago. woopsie.#BUT IM CHIPPING AWAY AT IT AGAIN. IT CANT STAY UNFINISHED FOREVER. ONE DAY YOU WILL ALL SEE! YOULL ALL SSSEEEE!!!!!!!#no reblogs either this stays between US!!!!!!!!!!#and if you guys like it enough i might post an old fuckin wip i have all packaged together on youtube. its a VIDEO it goes w the MUSIC!!#SOUND WITH THE MOVING IMAGE?? IVE ONLY EVER DONE IT ONCE!!!#ill post the Lord of Lightning animatic i made on tumblr when i get the chance. in the meantime i ahve it posted on twitter. GO FETCH#but THIS SECOND ONE is out there.. all synced together..#but its a wip and its rough and old and scuffed and i HATE IT. my son whom i wish was dead#but you can see it. for the small small price of uh. begging.#also ouuhh my god i love becky and kian so much... they make me so emotional.. SOMETHING ABT DOOMED SHIPS...#even as the boat sinks these two clung together so tightly. they really really did love eachother so much. even after ten years of ROTTING#of sitting and waiting and wondering 'where is she?' is she lost? hurt? did something happen? is she okay? did she even want to be here?#does she hate me? did she leave because she hated me? she never wanted to see me again? where is she? where is she? guess ill write a song#FOR TEN YEARS. when i was just busy. i was distracted. so much came up. things got serious. my dream became clear and i had to chase it#i didnt know you were waiting. im sorry. i should have chased the thought of you more. but i was busy. i was just busy.#i wish that i could apologize with the throat that was my own. i hope this copy will suffice. i hope this copy will suffice. UGH
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Tommy outright calling Dream out in his new video- my crops are flourishing, my skin is clear
#yes ik hes done it many times but putting it in this video#im fuckin DEAD#i love him LMAOOO#bluie rambles#also im gonna add this im not being serious about him calling dream out#go watch the video yourself im overembelishing cuz this is the internet#and its funny as fuck
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so...... one of my friends might be taking me to vegas next year for wwwy...................
#I HAD NO DESIRE TO GO BUT HE'S GONNA BE BUYING OUR PASSES?? AND HIS MOM IS GONNA FUND THE TRAVEL???#y'all... it's an (almost) free vacation. how tf can i turn that down#he literally told me that all i have to do is show up at the airport on time. that's it#ill have to pay for my own merch obviously and probably most of my own food but that's TOTALLY doable#i keep waiting for him to reveal that he's just fucking with me but he's dead fuckin serious#oughjgh i love this bastard#i don't like that brend*n urie is gonna be performing as the corpse of p!atd but there's loads of other good bands to see#i can see the maine for like the third or fourth time while im there lmaooo#plus others. but im not gonna list them bc it's gonna show up in search results for those bands lol
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Hello friends, I am not doing well. If you don't wanna know about that, then don't click read more. I literally just need to feel even kind of seen.
I needed to speak into the void and this is the only place I felt safe because I have two followers on here and nobody looks at my shit anyways. I am so worn down by life, by my home situation, by my work. I literally am a long pent up scream waiting to be released and thats not poetic, my throat literally hurts from holding back all morning.
I DO NOT feel safe in my home. It is so emotionally hostile all of the time. I feel like I am in non stop survival mode, I'm walking on eggshells, I am always on edge.
I want to die, like I so genuinely and seriously want to die, but I am so afraid of going back to the hospital. I can not do anything that risks me going back to the hospital, if you read this far I am at NO RISK FOR KILLING MYSELF DO NOT CONTACT THE HOSPITAL. I can not fucking go throug that again and I have even less support now than I did last year. If I went to the hospital again that would be it, it would be my last time there because I would never ven try to get better because of the fuck all I have to come back to.
I love my friends, they are so great, and I am alive simpyl because I can not put them through the trauma Ive had to go through. And I will continue to bear that burden forever because I am so afraid of being the source of any persons pain.
I just wish I was dead. I wish it would all stop.
#big ol suicidal ideation content warning im dead serious just dont fuckin read it#Ive given you multiple outs at this point if you read it and are mad at me for sharing my hurt#then thats on you at this point Im just trying to find literally one place where I can emotionally bleed all over the floor
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had a vivid dream of the dmc anime bad ending [morrison voice] jesus christ
#morrison genuinely not sure if he should enable letting the traumatized demon take the traumatized eight year old#dante snapping and bitching at him just a little too devily#reverb voice snarl#morrison: don’t you try that shit with *me*. [dead fuckin serious]
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im going to cry this is actually healing me
#dan and phil#dan and phil games#okay like#this is EXACTLY how the old videos were?? like humorwise???#but it's 2023 and cringe culture is dead and they're gay and happy and making jokes about it AND THE FUCKING ANNOUNCEMENT MOOSE. THE FUCKIN#THE FUCKING MOOSE WHISTLE#like sometimes when media i like is revived im low-key unhappy with it because it doesn't tickle my brain the same way but#they did it so so rigt and im not sure how but this is the most i've laughed in i don't know how long#thank you guys!!#im silently wheezing through my tears im going to go on a dan and phil games binge now :thumbs:#starting with the fnaf ones of course trying to manifest a spooky week#i really needed familiarity rn!! and unproblematic media and just good lighthearted fun i am absolutely reverting and i will be so fucking#unsufferable if you do not want to see that block the tag!!#im genuinely serious was not doing great today this video made me so so happy#okay yeah actually leaving to binge now will return maybe later to rant in tags#cue rambles
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#thinking about the initial ‘’I’ll keep you safe’’ solas flirt and how for ghilana it’s a bit of a joke#like she means it but she doesn’t actually think she’d need to go that far; it’s mostly a nice thing to say to indicate she’s on solas’ sid#whereas rani is dead serious and knows exactly how these things can go if you’re not careful and she Will go to bat for solas#and solas (who has seen the wariness she wears like a second skin) understands how much she means it and what that protectiveness is#and never stood a fuckin chance#anyway#r: solavellan#da lb
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