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Nothing like camaraderie in the vet’s office

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I hope none of you disappear in the coming days. Seriously don't do anything that can't be undone.

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"will you match my freak" no. i'm freakier than you. this is a competition and i'm winning

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What if he just dies like next week

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Magic Mirrors

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sure what's the worst that could happen

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Very very fond of the muppet ghosts

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Moon Toad, end of the 18th to 1st half of the 19th century Guangzhou, China

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Another fun thing I do with customers - specifically parents of very small children who don’t know they’re alive yet - is directly imply I think the coffee is for the baby, not the parent. and lemme tell you, like 70% of parents eat that shit up. They immediately go along with the bit and start discussing it with their newborn child, while the baby just stares at us like 😮

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heullo it's me . spotify . I just wanted to know if by shuffle you meant normal style or horrible terrible useless worst style. actually I'm gonna assume horrible terrible useless worst style

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I wish I was a muppet so I could flail uncontrollably with no consequences. And for the scrunch

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Jellyfish Ink

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