#dead end au

[paperclipps7]

Shrimpo... eats shrimp?

Who are we to question him?

[op3ra]

wrench design for fun

[oobbbear]

I just had a thought about the pirate AU that felt worthy of sending as an ask: since the angels are birds, the seagull that kept stealing Courtney's food in the show is one Officially they're supposed to be a spy for the angels to see what happens with Courtney, but they also use the situation to enact petty revenge for that one time Cahatel took the wrong container from the break room fridge (^.^')

You’re a genius, here have seagull angels, they steal Courtney’s fries

[sillylittlemanhehe]

so..... @paperclipps7

I made my OC in your AU:)

Basically with poisoned, since all have pros and cons; Poison turns you neon which makes you more vulnerable to the monsters and you become bioluminescent as well. The good side about poison is it makes you ever so slightly faster.

[toneinaflat]

>YOU_CANT_CREATE_ME_JUST_TO_GET_RID_OF_ME

I'll probably work on my DEAD_END au more after i get done w my busy schedule ! ! and also the normal warioware stuff ! !

[pugxelatedone]

DEAD END PARANORMAL PARK SWAP! 2

- Norma in this au is the protagonist. Swapping with barney

In this au she IS hyperfixated on pauline phoenix so she decided to work on a mansion that was used in one of pauline's movies!

- in this au she's the owner of pugsley.

- she still keeps her og personality. But gains some new traits.

- Also Yeah she still gets kind of friend zoned by badyah.

Anyways here's a image of swap norma

[purplegalaxy273]

A Cabin in the woods: the lost star (2)

dead end au by @paperclipps7

I wonder what that is?

Honestly gonna upload these one at a time rather than all at once because of how long they take me heisjsksks

Like holy shit

[kosmicdream]

“Official” FFAK AUs

I only call these official because they’re the AUs I’ve developed the most in my free time and wanted to share a bit about them for fun! I’ve actually had these all for many years now, so you might have heard about them before if you’ve been following my tumblr for a while. Here’s some quick summaries of the premises. 

Last Hatched AU

The most Developed of the AUs, in this AU Knife (who is only known as Perkons in this version) is the last of the 5 Hekatons to hatch, and was able to fully incubate in his egg. His hair is prehensile, his eyes are fully developed, he can speak with a loud booming voice and is more top-heavy and muscular with a beard. He also can lay eggs, but does not wish to and fights with Dievas over this. In this AU, he is not raised by Good Leadman and instead hates humans. Velns is still the outcast and neglected by the others, as Lauma is very close with Perkons and wants him to be her mate. Velns grows to resent his family for abandoning him, and one day under mysterious circumstances, he vanishes from his restraints- as a certain Good Leadman breaks him out. It is unknown how he does so and what might happen as a result.

Dead End AU This AU is the one closest to canon, as it actually is just a deviation of events of chapter 1. Instead, when Rome enters the tunnel to kill Aeschylus, his gun jams and he is eaten instead. Due to Aeschylus’ memory almost being gone, he adopts Rome’s personality and memories.. And also gets pink hair/eyelashes and his bad eyesight, lol. In this AU, Knife likely is successful in killing both Romeschylus and the King, despite Locket trying his best to protect them.

Prototype AU This AU is the furthest from canon, as it not only deviates from history but also the entire structure of the story/characters. I try to replicate and build off of the “original” prototype concepts of FFAK and its characters/plots, which means more than half the cast simply do not exist in this canon. The hekatons have changed considerably, and there is only 3 of them - Knife/Spoon/Fork, which are now a trio of siblings with Knife as the oldest and Fork as the youngest. Their king is the king worm Chiron, who is known as being Dollop’s king (who appears as a horse.) Dollop still exists in this canon and is sort of a “cousin” to the hekatons, as she’s another species created by the same worm. The Hekatons are also only around 100-150 years old. While the 3 of them are technically the same age, Fork’s growth was stunted due to his lack of eyes (which were still removed by Knife) and was still raised by Knife. He does not like Wibbleworld in this AU, and instead is bitterly annoyed by the franchise. Overall, Fork’s personality in this AU is that of a cynical, sarcastic slease and does not hold much empathy for others. Spoon and Knife do not have a relationship, but Spoon still holds a flame for Knife. He also still explodes/splits when it’s believed that Knife is dead. (he isn’t, obviously.) Knife also is not on his quest to kill all hekatons, since there’s only 3 of them. They still work for Thumb, and primarily live in the Lobe with their King. 

Other big changes is that Celadon as we know her in canon does not exist and Cadmium is the only Helper who gets created during the course of the story. Cash also appears, but uses a Helper body, which are still part of society as a type of flesh robot. Crimson does not have any history with the helper. Chain/Aunt K also do not exist, but the red knife/fork/spoon weapons still do. 

Characters included in this canon: Rome, Antony, King, Rome’s Parents, Marc Aiguille, Good Leadman, Cash (but no cress), Priam, Dylan, Pluto, Ducky, Cadmium, Crimson, Rock (who is a human cyborg), Rem-Bots, Paper (who is not a worm), Penelope, Barfy, Sneezy, Clappy, Licky, Helix, Aeschylus ( who does not return after dying), Mr Rotten, Dollop, King Chiron, Knife, Spoon, Fork, Scissor.  Anyone not listed just doesn’t exist in this version. So yeah, it changes a lot of things!!

Anyway, i just felt like sharing a bit about the AUs !

[sunshine-zenith]

Wow I sure do love the Arcane ending where Viktor and Jayce reset the universe to be identical to the No Hextech universe, except Vi gets to be alive and the main characters keeps their memories but none of the trauma, and Viktor, Jayce, and Mel get to have a big poly steampunk wedding. My favorite part was when Caitlyn caught the bouquet and Vander and Silco immediately started bickering about how Vi should propose, while Jinx begins teasing her sister. I also liked the part where Ekko and Jinx became Art/Science double majors and everyone was happy

10/10 finale

[keferon]

Orion probably wanted to risk his own life for the sake of the greater good or something haha

I was bored. And I missed drawing actual robots after all those human and human-like designs

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[paperclipps7]

rip in pieces boxten and flutter's plane. in my mind, it has its own honorary grave, even if it did break and kill flutter in fiery glory.

[0wldn0]

He's just trying to get his conjunx-to-be to meet his family 😔

[blueboybot]

Damsel Not In Distress: The Kidnapped Chronicles

Just a short story I'll be posting here with Danny getting kidnapped constantly but beating the shit out of his kidnappers, and somehow going viral everytime he does it.

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To think this all started because he kissed Robin on the cheek as a quick thank you for 'saving' Cujo before rushing off with his green dog. Well, unfortunately for Danny someone caught it on video and it had been trending for a while.

Things had finally settled down when some idiot kidnapped him and some other civilians claiming how he was going to use Danny to lure out the Bats because obviously giving Robin a peck on the cheek meant that they were in a relationship together.

After freeing himself and beating up the criminal this has become an almost weekly occurence. And then it finally happened, one of Gotham's major villians kidnapped him...the Joker.

Glad to say that after freeing himself Danny promptly walked up to the man who was still talking to the camera, not noticing the pissed off teenager behind him, and used the ropes that once had him tied to choke the Joker. Luckily for the Joker the Bats arrived and took care of things before it became a crime scene.

What Danny was not expecting was being crushed on by Robin, who had been showing up after his beatdown of criminals.

Too bad Damian Wayne wants to make Danny his.

[0vergrowngraveyard]

baby doesn’t understand :(

[starry-bi-sky]

im being hit with The Visions again

the Vision this time is a "homeless danny in gotham" au except its pre-robin Batman again because im on a batdad kick. --------------------

Danny finds a car.

Which-- isn't, like, anything super interesting or impressive. It's Gotham, it's a big city. There's cars on every corner, can't throw a stick without hitting one somewhere. And then setting off the alarm.

But-! It's a car, and it's past midnight-- or he thinks it might be past midnight, it's late enough to be. He doesn't have a watch and he left his phone at Vlad's; asshole put a tracker on it after the last time Danny ran off.

It's been over a month since, it's a new record -- last time it took just over two weeks for Vlad to find him and drag him back to the mansion. This time, Danny ran further. Left the state and everything. See how long it takes Vlad to find him now, hah.

People go missing all the time in Gotham.

Anyways-- there's a car, and it's midnight, and it's parked in an alleyway. Danny would've called it invisible with the way he pretty much trips over it, phasing through the wall of the building beside it and not watching where he's going, but it's not. So he doesn't.

Danny runs into the hood and nearly faceplants right into the darn thing with an 'oomph', hands catching himself on the metal as a flash of irritation flashes hot through his gut. It doesn't hurt or anything, but getting the wind knocked out of you sucks always, and he's tired and hungry, and as a result not in the best state of mind.

He's just about to sink his foot into the side of the wheel -- it wouldn't do anything, he's not that big of an asshole, but it's the principle -- when he stops.

Danny pauses.

He takes a step back, holding his hands out 'n' everything, and examines the car. He squints, trying to get his eyes to adjust to the darkness, considering the closest streetlight is twenty feet that way and positioned in a way that none of the light is hitting it.

Danny would not call himself a car guy. He doesn't think he counts, considering his size and lack of everything. But, but, he knows his way around a few cars, and he had an old obsession with older models when he was little that kinda petered out of existence after his accident. Had a bunch of little car models sitting on one of his shelves back in Amity, and Dad offered to get his hands on an old car for the two of them to fix up together so it'd be ready for Danny when he got his license.

...Anyways.

Point is: Danny can appreciate an old car, and this car has an older -- albeit obviously modified, if the matte paneling and plated wheels meant anything -- look to it. That kind of flat top went out of style years ago, and it's got this kinda rectangular look Danny doesn't see often these days on modern cars.

Other than the electrical cars, but he doesn't think those count. That's boxy, not rectangular.

Danny frowns, tilts his hands down, and leans back further as if that will let him get a better look at this thing. "...What model is this?" He mutters, it's hard to tell in this lighting.

Wait, he should see if there's anyone in the car. It's not running or anything, and nobody's come out to yell at him -- or shoot him -- but, still. People are crazy in Gotham, crazier than they've ever been in Amity. The last thing he needs to do is piss off some guy from the mob.

Danny peers into the window and-- there's no window, okay. Well, no window, and no driver. Some idiot left their car unprotected and without windows, in Gotham?

He pulls on the door handle just to be annoying -- it doesn't budge. Okay, maybe not that stupid. Especially since Danny didn't even see it until he was quite literally running into it.

So. Not that stupid.

Danny looks around warily, pulling his hoodie around him tighter, and then starts circling the car slowly. Like a vulture. No license plate; shocker. Hear how shocked he is? Clutching his pearls right now.

"Reinforced bumper. Cool." he says, er- whispers, really, quiet enough that it doesn't even echo. Danny squats in front of the car and runs his hands over the -- what, should he even call this a bumper? It's bigger than his head, and it's covering the grille. He picks at these... things on the side that remind him of leather straps. Probably to keep this bumper up? Like a ratchet strap?

Danny leans back until his butt hits the ground and he can sit back properly, propping himself up on his hands -- maybe not a good idea. There's probably broken glass somewhere here and he doesn't wanna pick shards out of his palms, again. It's like popping the world's most annoying zit depending on if it gets under the skin.

(He could always just phase them out, but the picking gives him something to do. It doesn't hurt that much.)

Eh. It'll be fine.

With one knee propped up, Danny looks the front up and down, and furrows his brows. The style kinda reminds him of a dodger, especially with the placement and style of the headlights. He plants his hands on the concrete -- hissing when he feels something cut into his palms, ow, there's that glass he was talking about -- and leans down to look under the car.

Hm, nothing jutting out that much. Looks pretty normal. Good space between the bottom and the ground.

He gets up and circles the side again, brushing whatever pebbles or glass that could've stuck into his skin off. He's really curious about where the owner got matte plating for it, or if it's just a wrap. The silhouette's definitely sixties or seventies; too angular for the eighties and fifties.

...There's no one here, Danny looks around again just to make sure, cranes his ears to catch anything. Nope, just the typical quiet rumbling of Gotham's underbelly. It kinda reminds him of Amity, or-- no. No, it reminds him of the quiet groan of the Zone.

That's far more comforting, he thinks. Danny's never really liked Amity all that much.

Back to the car: there's no one around, so Danny folds his arms against the side of the door and sticks his head inside the window. No keys in the ignition, should've figured.

Not like Danny was planning on stealing the car anyways -- anyone capable of modifying a car into this kinda beast -- or paying someone to modify -- was not someone he wanted to piss off. Danny's an orphan, not stupid.

Ignore the fact that he's got his head stuck through the window. The interior isn't anything interesting, but the seats are made of leather, which is nice. Must be a pain in the summer or winter, but leather is cool, and gets stains out better than cloth.

No stick shift though, he's a little disappointed.

Danny presses his mouth into a line and then slants it, humming in the back of his throat. Honestly, he's kinda tempted to crawl in and go to sleep. The leather seats look really inviting, and he's been sleeping on the ground or on park benches for weeks, and the car is really well hidden. No need to worry about being kidnapped.

But, it still belongs to someone. And they're probably using it for something shady. They'll come back for it eventually, so he should get this gawking over with anyways.

And, and-- and. He wants to get a look at that fucking engine. 'Cause holy shit!

Danny pulls his head out of the window and half-dances over to the back, his hand curling around one of the bars as a grin spreads across his face. Now, Danny hates Christmas, but this, this is like it came early and good for once.

"You could smuggle moonshine with this thing," Danny says to himself, grinning ear to ear and running his hands over the edge of the metal. The car is too conspicuous for backroads driving, but the engine, wow. What a thing of beauty.

One of Auntie's friends would probably know what engine it is -- or what type of engine it's based off of, it could very well be a bunch of different engines frankenstein'd together. Danny doesn't recognize it.

Which means it could be illegal. Again, what a shocker. In Gotham? He's clutching his pearls.

Fully satisfied with himself, Danny dances around to the front again and holds his hands out. He makes an 'L' with both hands and shuts one eye, getting the car within the frame of his fingers like he's about to take a picture.

"I rate you," Danny makes a camera shutter sound and mimics taking a photo, "one cool fuckin' car."

"Thank you."

Danny doesn't scream. He does not. He's taught himself better since ghosts started popping up in Amity, and honestly he deserves some credit for that considering they only started popping up over half a year ago.

He does, however, gasp. And he gasps hard, the type that has a high chance of giving you the hiccups afterwards; the painful, chest-thumping kind. Danny slams both hands over his mouth and stumbles backwards, eyes wide and his heart kicking into the fifth gear in his ears.

Bleeding out from the shadows is a man entirely drenched in black, Danny can hardly make out his silhouette and barely catches the white glints of his eyes. Fear like a prey animal burns in his lungs, wild and rabid, Danny has half a mind to bolt.

His ghost sense didn't go off, which might just be the most terrifying thing.

The man doesn't move any more than a step, just enough that Danny can barely see him, but he can feel him watching him. Shit. Shit. He should've never stuck around.

His hands are still over his mouth, Danny, shaking, flutters them open, "How-- h-- how--" he wheezes, "how long have you been standing there?"

[purplegalaxy273]

me when I get a hyperfixation of an au about one of my hyperfixation inspired by another one of my hyperfixations lol

Flossie in the dead end au (dead end au by @paperclipps7 :):):) )

Extra information: her pin can be worn by others but don’t even effect others it only effects Flossie. The first time Flossie got into her desolved form Connie had mistaken her in her caramel form after a performances as her dead body and just threw her in a lake. Safe to say she didnt like Connie for a while lol. She can’t get mauled due to her being able to just reconnect her body due to being made up of sugar. If Rnd and Flossie show up at the same faction they would work together to give a performance or show! She lets people who show up at her cabin to rest up (the wanderers show up a ton lol).When she was being convinced to go to the dead end she was promised that she would be somewhere where she wouldn’t be forgotten and that she would posses something that could never let her be replaced.