#dbh my ideas

[marcusrobertobaq]

Truth is Connor would be the one pushing Hank into dating women dude would be "wtf NO🤦🏾‍♂️🙅🏾‍♂️😤🙄" cuz he knows this kinda topic may piss Hank off. I think if was someone his age, divorced and with kids (or had kids) he maybe would agree to just talk, not exactly go the romantical way. I just know bro would also ask Hank if dude would date android girls just to see Hank "Jesus fucking christ ❌❌ they deserve better".

Then the questions switch back to Connor and dude get like "oh, hm, ??? 🤔 Idk". "What? Do you like men?" then Connor proceeds to explain all android-mode why such things doesn't matter that much for androids and ask the same question back and Hank get, like, "say what?" *pikachu surprised face* "I don't think I go there". But, really, I can see Connor being the type of person curious about people's story but not actually seeking this whole "have a girlfriend" and shit fr, y'know? But he ain't like Hank who's likely running and just a big "no, thanks".

Idk, Hank is kinda boomer considering the way he was written but he's more chill with homo shit than the average type of character he was built on, I guess cuz the game is in 2038. Cage sayin' Hank is basically CB i can't help but think he would joke like in that livestream xD

I remember a mf I know telling his story (funnily he was born in 85 xD) bout when he was younger and was all bout testing the whole homo thing even if he wasn't the one starting it but never worked for him fr. I'm boutta fit this shit in the conversation.

I mean, this kinda chat between pals will eventually happen, it's just common if you're from the circle. I guess it's a matter of escalation, sometimes it starts with something very simple until curiosity starts taking place.

[marcusrobertobaq]

Private investigator or maybe just a "retired guy" helping the androids in a way like a volunteer. He may be outta the force but he still got lotta contacts, maybe they can be useful. Being out probably gives him more freedom in a way.

We know in both Connor sections he just "wakes up" cuz of the android revolution, gonna still struggle with alcohol but now seems like he got a new mission, a new purpose.

Folks who oppose the headcanon of Hank being back at DPD post revolution, can you please share your alternatives?

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here's a wip for them North lovers :3💙

[they-call-me-youngermoney]

pink markuses.. mm markgis. some marki (plural)

[9in-gavin]

”You smell nice….” ”You can smell..???”

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"By the way... I always leave an emergency exit in my programs... You never know..."

[autiacorart]

I don't know what I'm supposed to do Haunted by the ghost of you

[loustilldraws]

I watched Twilight for the first time as a joke for Valentines week and this cursed idea has haunted me ever since. It took forever to actually execute, but I'm happy to say I've survived my first digital comic.

For the unenlightened, this is based off of the scene where Edward appears in Bella's bedroom in the middle of the night, but unlike Cullen the Coward vanishing as she turns on the light, Nines is a freak who sticks around for a proper stare-down.

I hc Nines as being particularly strange, assuming a world where he is awakened post-revolution and has no prior history to fall back on or to guide his actions. He knows what he was built for and not much else, so the figuring-things-out part ends up being awkward at best and highly unnerving at worst.

Anyways, I hope this is still funny (I've spent so much time on it that I've become numb to any humor in it), and I'll be back on with hopefully smaller projects for a little while moving forward.

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For @starryeyedstray!! <3

[starryeyedstray]

"What do you want from me, Markus? I can't pin it down. What am I supposed to be to you?"

Markus turned to Connor surprised by the sudden outburst of questioning. "What are you talking about?"

"I'm built to be the ideal partner. Adapt to become whatever is needed of me. But I can't tell what you want me to be."

Connor looked frustrated. His eyebrows furrowing, jaw tight. Markus wanted to smooth that crease between his brows.

"Connor, I want you to be you."

Connor's LED flashed as he processed that statement. He looked away. Frustration replaced with uncertainty. "You want me to be me?"

"Yes."

"I don't know what that means."

Markus knew the feeling. Every deviant knew that feeling. Finding a sense of self after only knowing life as a machine wasn't easy. But deviants usually found bits of their identity in the things they attached themselves to after deviation. But Connor was trying to find his identity in what others wanted from him. It was what he was programmed to do.

Markus reached up and pressed two fingers between Connor's brows smoothing out the wrinkle between them. He withdrew his hand and placed it on the other's shoulder. "It's okay to not know. We have plenty of time to figure it out." He smiled. "Let's start with something simple. How about you pick a favorite color?"

Connor tilted his head in consideration. His eyes flickered up to meet Markus' before he looked away again.

"Green."

Markus stepped to the side letting the hand on Connor's shoulder slip to the space between his shoulder blades. He lightly guided Connor forward, and they began walking.

"That's a good color."

"I don't believe there are any bad colors when picking subjective favorites."

"True."

Connor met his eyes again, dark brown sparkling with curiosity. "Do you have a favorite color?"

"Brown," he said almost immediately. Markus blinked, surprised with himself.

The truth was, Markus didn't have a favorite color until that very moment. As an artist, he had never picked a favorite because he loved all colors. He could never choose just one. But at least for right now, brown was decidedly his favorite.

Connor nodded. "Interesting."

"What? Did I pick a bad favorite color?" he teased.

Connor's mouth quirked up into a half-smile. "No, it's just an unconventional choice."

"Guess you could say I'm an unconventional guy."

That widened Connor's smile. "I may have only been alive for a short time, but I doubt I will ever meet anyone more unconventional than you."

"Is that a compliment?"

Connor studied Markus' face for a moment. His smile softened. Warm brown eyes glittering like an amber in the sunlight. "Yes, I think it is."

Markus stopped in his tracks as Connor continued to walk forward. His thirium pump was beating fast.

After a few paces, Connor turned around to peer at him with a curious expression. Markus snapped out of his stupor and jogged to catch up to him.

Brown was definitely Markus' favorite color.

i wrote this while trying to write my angsty rk1k enemies to lovers fic bc i needed wholesome rk1k to cleanse my soul. angst with a side of fluff is my jam. prolonged angst with spicy spicy times is much harder on me to write LMAO.

special shoutout to @einradi i hope this helps brighten your day <3

[marcusrobertobaq]

The adventures of Connor and a 75yo granny that always call him things like "dear", "young man" and "pumpkin" everytime they meet on the streets.

NO, AIN'T IN THE ROMANTICAL WAY U MANIAC!

And she also don't know about this "young man" background.

[marcusrobertobaq]

Well, they can drink thirium with 'em mouth so it means 2 things to me:

The liquid goes to a distribution system so that can "wet" all the components through cables

It means we got direct electronic/electric contact

What happens if you throw water or sugar based liquid on ya motherboard or any other computer component with contact? Exactly. Things gonna get SUPER filthy and we can have contact problems (even fry things xD)

I know they're androids and 'em technology it's supposed to be more "durable" but they ain't anti-physics. My theory:

There's a medium % chance they can have communication problems with 'em components?

There's a good % the liquid mixed with the already circulating thirium can make electrical transmission less powerful/efficient?

There's a high % the sugar when dry will leave 🤢 traces and won't be discarded unless someone open 'em and clean that mess?

"Drinking" water SHOULDN'T be a big problem with water proof models BUT we're back at point 2?

If water is a problem, things inside 'em can get fried if we got cable problems (something disconnected) and leaks?

Summary: i ain't got no fucking clue of what to vote. Maybe the option 2? But wouldn't be that drastic, would it? "Harm".

I haven't really seen this discussion in DBH fandom yet, so I'll post it

Feel free to reblog and/or add something. I'll be happy to read what you all think 💙

[artsideblogofsorts]

A WIP that I decided to leave as is because life ain't lifing

There would be a fourth panel of Emma asking Daniel to hold hands while she falls asleep, then a last little closeup of their hands together. Now they both sleep better UwU

[they-call-me-youngermoney]

hey guys whatsupOHH SHIT trips and falls and accidentally presses the Woobify Nines button

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「 Markus 」 ⋮ 「 North 」

[marcusrobertobaq]

I hc he likes The Roots for some reason idk why but, well...🤷🏾‍♂️

yknow what. dbh hank probably really likes the beastie boys