#dazai being dumb af

[autumnleaf1111]

You will never convince me, unless you’re Asagiri, that the “you and I are destined to” Soukoku speech was actually part of the plan. Chuuya was definitely supposed to just shoot Dazai in the head but Dazai started saying random shit that wasn’t supposed to be said.

[ma3mae]

Hello!! I hope you are doing well, wanted to say I love your work !!

Can I request how the BSD boys (Dazai, Kunikida, Ranpo, Chuuya, Fukuzawa etc) would react to gf!fem!reader saying “I am just a hole” after they did something attractive? Something fun and suggestive ehehe~

No brain, just horny!

Summary: No one cared about you being down bad for you bfs since everything's mutual, right? (Dazai, Kunikida, Ranpo, Fukuzawa)

Genre: fluff, maybe crack, def suggestive themes, maybe a tiny tiny bit of smut. Who knows 💀

Warnings: yall gonna be horny after this 🤓

A/N: was kinda difficult to think of fitting scenarios but i had fun writing this!! Also thank you for loving my work, anonnnn 💕💕💕💕

Part 2

Dazai Osamu

WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAAAAAAT 💀💀💀💀

HES HORNY 24/7, DONT EXPECT HIM TO HOLD BACK LMAOO 💀💀😭😭

okay okay so lets say yall are at the ADA office

hes done with annoying the shit ouf of kuni and now hes just sitting on the couch, literally bored out of his mind

Kuni tells u to tell "that dumbass idiot of a boyfriend🤩" to finally get back to work so u go up to him

u know that scene where he leans his head back onto the grave and slowly tilts it back down and opens his eyes while having that soft smile on his face? oda's only purpose was him dying so we'd get that scene, crying fr 😭😭😭

Yeah hes doing exactly THAT as he notices your presence infront of him, flashing you a smile and only for it to spread even further as he notices your dazed face 💀

"Oh, bella? Too lovestruck to talk to me, I see. Can't help it that I'm just so hands-"

"I'm nothing but a hole for you"

I DONT KNOW HOW SOMEONE COULD EVEN SAY THAT 😭😭 THATS SUCH A WEIRD THING TO SAY AND SO DUMB BUT NO ONE CARES 🥲🥲🥲

AND HIS HORNY ASS DOESNT GIVE TWO SHITS EITHER 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️

his eyes are fking bulging as he hears you say that infront of him

ACTUALLY shocked that you had the guts to legit say that outloud and luckily no one rly heard that except him he wouldnt mind if the whole ass office wouldve heard that, we KNOW 💀

you manage to get a good laugh out of him before he just shoots you that god awful handsome smirk before he suddenly stands up

Towering over you, he leans in and whispers "Never thought you'd be so dirty to say stuff like that during working hours. Not that I'm complaining! I'm glad to have such a strong effect on you, bella~" got me blushing fr😳😳😳

Its too late to realise what you've just said. Your fate has been sealed.

OFF TO HORNY JAIL YALL GO 💀💀🗣️

no jk but nah nah he wont stop there

Youve awakened the fking horny beast in him and how could he refuse his love offering herself so blatantly while your coworkers were literally in the same room?? 🤩😋

He just takes your hand as he proceeds to leave the office

Kuni just yells "Oi, where the hell do you think you're going?! Only told you to tell him to work! Not join his stupid shenanigans!! 😡😡"

YOU KNOW that ur bf just turns around and shoots him that annoying ass smirk, only to say

"But Kunikida, we are off to work actually! Nothing you'd be able to do anyway. Tell me when you've found something interesting in all that paper work of yours! Can tell you that our job will definitely be more fun than that~ 😁😁"

You can only give poor kuni a sheepish smile as atsushi just deadpans at the both of you, muttering a "good luck 😐" towards you as your bf just drags you to his car because your job's gonna be too loud to do at the ada and going home wont be an option since dazai's not patient in that sense 💀💀💀

Already sending prayers to you for having to go back to "work" while being sore af and dazai looking like he got out of a 10 day wellness vacation 😭🥲🥲

dazai's actually gonna spare our poor kuni by kinda doing some paper work but our man will be forever traumatised bc hes not oblivious 🗣️

Especially after seeing your neck littered with hickeys 😭😭 u cant hide them, youve got a damn mosquito as a bf 💀

kuni just tosses a bottle of water your way without looking at u bc he thinks its not modest to shamelessly look at them 😤 I LOVE U KUNI

"thanks, i guess" is all you'll hear from him bc at the end, you DID get dazai to work but at what cost 😭

Kunikida Doppo

Flabbergasted. Shocked. Disappointed. Shamefully not too hard to turn on. 💀

His first reaction is gonna be like u just told ur mom u forgot to do the laundry 😭

DEF gonna scold your ass off for saying such things in such an inappropiate setting

its not your fault hes being so hot during work 😤😤😤😤

Tell him off for being so handsome!! 🤩

Wont stop his scolding but u cant take him serious when hes fumbling over his words

Still manages to thank you for ur compliment even though its embarassing af 😭 no way would he refuse such kind words from his love 😋

So anyway it could go two ways with him

The first would be if yall wouldnt be alone at the ADA

You go up to him to ask him about a report you need help with

Ive never seen kuni tie his hair up but... imagine catching him doing that...

With the hair tie in his mouth as he pulls his hair back and like...

It makes u think of the times you'd yank it back during yk what 🤭

So he notices you gape at him and is all like "🤨 are you alright?"

Cue to you just uttering "Damn, kuni. You only gotta ask. Am just a hole for you anyway" out of nowhere

LMAO you can just hear dazai cackling from the couch as your bf just looks at you like 😳 with his mouth agape and everything

Dazai just walks up to you to pat your shoulder

"Kunikida, you've got quite the daring girlfriend!" "SHUT YOUR ANNOYING MOUTH UP"

kuni just quickly ties his hair back and BROO he nearly feels so violated and exposed 😭😭😭😭

Why would u do this to him AT WORK 😭

Ngl u and dazai prob team up to annoy him to death like hes just so fun to TEASE 😤

Anyway he just tells you to get back to work and when u tell him you need some help, he begrudgingly does it bc its important but you can still his hands shake a bit and his face is red as he tries to give you advice on ur work skskksks 💀

Be ready to get scolded for HOURS when yall are on ur way home 🤓

But dw u know how to shut his beautiful mouth up 🤭😋

But if you do the whole thing while yall are alone at work bc kuni decided to stay a bit longer then THATS a different story

Lets say he does the same thing again as above ^ and u say the same thing

He'll def turn a bit red and tell you that you cant say stuff like that during work!

"But kuni, we're alone and no ones gonna come back anyway. It's nearly 8pm after all."

The sun's setting and the only light that softly illuminates the room and it just steals ur fking breath bc 😭 hes so gorgeous with his hair open 😭😭😭

But u can still see his gaze on u, making ur knees weak bc BROO

horny jail for kuni too????? 💀💀💀

jk but he'll clear his throat and just say "a work place is still a work place so i cant let this inappropiate behavior just go like that..."

You're like standing infront of him and he grabs you by your waist, softly kneading it as he tells u to sit on his lap 😭

"Will teach that mouth of yours how to behave. Maybe after this you'll be a bit more tame. Think that idiot has been a bad influence on you like he has with everyone but don't worry. I'll be sure to teach you everything again."

I'll let you imagine the rest here 🤭🤭

Edogawa Ranpo

man just wants to eat his candy in peace, get ur horny ass away from him 🤨🤨🤨🤨

u thought dazai's a whole bitch???? Nah nah this is a MAN CHILD right here

This man wont give u what u want, nah he'll let u suffer alone LOL 💀💀

if this happens at work then 🤷 honestly depends on what mood he is i think

its a hot day in yokohama and the air conditioning is not rly helping yall

so u kinda wanna go grab some ice cream during ur break and u dont need to think twice about asking ur bf to go with u

fr he'll be SO annoying if u dont take him with u 💀 but dw he obviously knows why u r approaching him rn 🤩

but he takes a while to catch on why u just stopped and looked like a fish rn like a combo of this :0 and 😳

he just goes "🤨"

"Damn, the bathroom's close. 'am just a hole for you anyway so let's go" u legit go 😨 after realising what u just said

How no one hears that, idk but this hoe DEF heard u well

U r even more scared bc he just sits there and doesnt react but oops

only needs some sec before he opens his eyes and smirks at u 🤭

"Eh~ You've got guts, Y/N. Saying naughty stuff like that during work hours. Not that I mind though. Just shows how smitten you are by the World's Greatest Detective~"

"N-"

He just waves a finger at u like you're a lil kid getting scolded rn 💀

"Ah ah ah, don't try to refute that fact. Can't blame you for your reaction after all. It's still funny to me that all it took was me losening my tie, gliding a hand through my hair and open up a button of my shirt. ~ "

He just gets up and gives you a peck on your cheek before walking ahead

"I still want that ice ream though! If it's good then I'll give tending to your needs a thought!" 💀 THIS BITCH

but dw he'll make sure to show u how smitten he is after that bc ur mouth just tastes better after some sweet ice cream, right 🤓??

but u know whats the best combo with saying that sentence?

a jealous ranpo 🤩

like ok quick scenario

lets move this outside of work, ok?

So yall are walking around and some random dude decides to hit on u and hello 🤨cant he see that u r legit holding hands with the world's greatest detective??

u kindly tell the man to fuck off but nah hes not letting u chill

wraps protectively his arm around ur waist, clearly showing him that YOU. ARE. TAKEN.

"with that scrawny lookin dude???" bro hes got a death sentence 💀

time for ur bf to show him his skills 🤭 which means threatening him to expose everything about him

immediately tells him where he lives, what he does for a living, where he likes to shop, where his parents live. E. V. E. R. Y. T. H. I. N. G

he just smirks and puffs his chest slightly out as that dude just fking runs off bc id be terrified too 😨

He deserves it tho ✋

"What a fool! Thinking he could challenge ME?! The greatest detective to ever live! See how terrified he was!" hes fking cackling before stopping as he sees ur face

brothers and sisters, we are LOVESTRUCK

and that hoe cann see that right away 💀

"Thank you..." like should we say how hot that was???? maybe 😳😳???

"And?" AH obviously he got us 😭

but we too embarassed to say smth but NICE, theres a nearby alley so u know where hes dragging us 🤩

Pressed up against the wall and hes just centimeters away from u as he asks again

"That wasn't everything you wanted to say, right~? Of course you find me" hot" but just wanna hear it from you, love."

"FUCK, am just a hole for u" 💀😳

goes wide eyed for a sec before chuckling and saying "Well, that wasn't what I wanted to hear but I'll let it count!"

His eyes travel down your neck before finally saying "Hm, I've got an idea in how to make everyone know that you're taken. I deserve a little treat after having saved you, no?" 🤭🤭🤭 got me blushing fr

Anyway problem solved, no one made moves onto u after that and it might turn into a habit before yall go out for the next times 🗣️

But no one's complaining hihi 🤭🤭😳

Fukuzawa Yukichi

oh god where do i even begin 💀

i gotta hold myself back from getting off topic when it comes to HIM 😭

honestly this man has seen and experienced so many things, u gotta do a lot to catch THIS man off guard 💀💀

bro he had to deal with mori's ass in his 20's for too long and STILL deals with it till this day 😐😐😐😐😐

not to mention the agency is like his fking orphanage at this point 😐

Already enough that his first child is still a child with his thirty years of living on this damn planet 🤓

lets say u work at the ADA as well and now yall r holding a meeting to go over some details for a random mission

Idk if its just me but... the way he sits there and is leading that whole shit, telling em what to do and how they could handle it the best way, while encouraging everyone to work hard n stuff... idk....

Its just so HOT 😳😳😳🤭

like hes so charismatic, fuck dazai, yall cant compare ANYONE to this man 😭😭😭😭😭😭 no wonder everyone follows him, id lick his shoes too 😭😭 HORNY JAIL FOR ME?????

anyway he dismisses everyone and the both of you are the last ones to be in the room bc u r just sitting at the table and staring at him like 😳

Dw my girl, hes been noticing the way you've been looking at him the whole time

"Is everything alright, my love? You've been staring at me for quite a while now."

"N-No its nothing 😳"

nah no need to hold back bc we know our knees r gonna buckle the second he takes ur hand

AND HE DOES 🤩🤩

his eyes slightly crinkle at the end as you can see amusement dance in them

"I know that look when something's on your mind. I'll respect your decision to not tell me but I'd like to know what it is."

honestly your red face is already proof enough whats on ur mind but how can u hide it when hes just looking at you with such an intense gaze UGH I LOVE THIS MAAAAAN 😭😭😭😭😭😭

"W-Well the way you just handle everything with ease even though its a lot of pressure and i dont know...it's just really admirable but also hot when you tell them what to do. wouldnt mind you doing that in the bedroom too, you know. id be a hole for u anytime like this... "

u tryna mumble that shit out of embarassement but he clearly heard you 💀

And he does go wide eyed out of surprise because DAMN thats still pretty straightforward and was kinda the last thing he'd thought you'd say but honestly... he doesnt mind it 💀

in facr hes liking it a bit too much for himself 💀💀 but who is he to complain? Especially when his lover is being so honest with him?

" So you want me to be a bit more authoritative in the bedroom? I-It might be a bit awkward for me to do so but if it's something you desire then we'll gladly try it out together. We should be done with the mission around the evening but if not then..."

you feel his hands gently cup your face as he presses his lips against yours before pulling a bit too soon for your liking

"Then I hope this will suffice until then. I'll be sure to thank you for your patience after everything's over."

THE ONLY THIINNGG

THE ONLY THING YOU CAN DO IS SAY YESSSS 🤩🤩😭😭😭😭😭

IDC IF IM NOT SPEAKING FOR EVERYONE BC

We WILL wait for him OKAY 💀💀✋✋✋

he just strokes your hair lovingly as you try to hide ur face bc hes just too blinding

anyway as the both of u get ready to leave, yall just hear quick shuffling behind yall bc OOPS

THE DOOR WAS OPEN 💀

THE KIDS DIDNT LEAVE LOL 💀💀 THEY HEARD EVERYTHING

"😳☺️🤭😏" u can choose which ADA member would make which face 💀💀💀

ngl u prob sometimes call them ur children and BRO

ranpo actually annoys u for some candy ngl 💀

u once punched dazai's gut bc yk he'd ask the stupid question like

"if you're our mom, would that make you a milf?"

send him back to the MAFIA trash can he came from 🤩🤩

jk but might write a oneshot about him even tho hes difficult to write 💀

will def do a part 2 of this bc it gives me an excuse to simp for these men 💀

[dinaanana]

School!Au Hcs For Chuuya And Dazai

What kinda students would They Be

Chuuya and Dazai x Reader (Can be either Romantic Or Platonic You decide)

Yr 10

The Type of Mf the whole School Knows,Also the type mf to have a beef with almost every teacher

is smart asf But Acts dumb,Is either Annoying Chuuya on lunch breaks or you

Never participates In P.E just sits there gossiping with the girls that know the whole schools history And Drama

Cheers for you And Chuuya when y'all play something.like volleyball Football etc

The type of mf to have like 10 girlfriends At the same tim

That one guy who carries His Nokia at school That survived WW1 and WW2 and plays Candy crash or sm else,He claims that the teachers are yapping so much that his head hurts

Type of Mf to Throw Some little peace of papers at you so you Give him attention aswell and gossip with him

The type Dude To gasp out so loud when u tell him something in class When there quiet.

The type of Mf to Tell you that the bandages he wears every day are for aesthetic (he never Changes them)

Gets A+ on tests Without even studying

that one Guy Who always asks you for a pen (he never gives them Back)

That one guy That sits Infront of you and lays there head on ur desk

The type to argue with teachers every day

Year 10

That one Short but Athletic ass Kid whose rich

Loves P.E And is really Good at them,if you're on same team as him damn you Lucky

That one Wannabe Gangsta Kid Tbh,Who always gets in Fights (No one is Surprised anymore its normal)

Always in Detention or at Principals Office

Surprisingly Has good grades Like dude How.

Carries Like 10 Spare pens But Gives it To No one Except you (Dazai's steals Them)

That one Loud ass Mf who don't Know What quiet Whispering is,The teacher Doesn't say anything it ain't gonna Change nothing

That one Kid That shortens His sentaces like "Ain't ya" "Dont Cha"" and etc

Is in some Type Weird Gangsta group that Call Themselves the "Sheep"

Smokes in Boys Bathroom everytime Hes bored tbh

(no one Dares to tell the teachers)

He Hates Sitting With Dazai When They're Paired Up Togather,Anyone but that guy.

Everyone made Fun Of him For being A Ginger Until he snapped. And Sent them to Hospital with severe Injuries

You gossip With but He Acts Like he doesn't give af (He does)

[solunstell]

What is with these mistakes dazai and fyodor keep making?? Dazai not realizing fyodor would involve chuuya, fyodor sending chuuya to dazai, wtf ??? They're supposed to be SMART AF WHY ARE THEY BEING DUMB???

[tender-rosiey]

Ehehe~ my birthday is just around the corner July 27th, so I wondered if u could write a date to an amusement park with Dazai and Atsushi? ☺💕

Have a nice day!❤

❥ Amusement park date with Atsushi and Dazai

ᴀ/ɴ: AHHHH HAPPH BIRTHDAY BABY; SORRY I AM LATE BUT I HOPE THIS YEAR IS FULL OF HAPPINESS AND GREAT TIME FOR YOU, I AM SO PROUD OF YOU TO MAKE IT THIS FAR AND I LOVE YOUUUUUUUUU 💘💕💘💕

DAZAI OSAMU:

cheeky bastard

ANYWHO

He is living his best life

“MY LOVE LOOK AT EVERYTHING! THE VIEW IS WONDERFUL— wait ew thats a dog mascot.”

He will ride anything and everything to test if it will snap his neck, but first things first is the rides that YOU want

You are his priory after all, his lover

He is literally in love when you laugh in one of the games, the way you look so purely joyful tugs at his heartstrings

But he cackles at the way you get jump-scared easily despite being a detective at the agency and facing a lot of things far more startling

And if you don’t get scared easily then 😳

He will keep praising you about it and how it is SOOO attractive

I headcanon that dazai gets dizzy af on rides though

Like a rollercoaster? He would be somewhat stable unless it has millions of loops then he is a goner

Got you a ballon

Hid both of your faces with it while you kissed

You know the carnival games?

Dude is acing each one

Lowkey the owners of the stands are worried cause “HE IS RUINING MY CHANCES OF SCAMMING EVERYBODY!”

Tries to get you every plush there is

And does

However you tell him you will just take 4 out of the 15 plushies

So what does he do with them?

Proceed to put in random places in the street

Waste of good plushies you might say

BUT

This boy sneaky

Cause he knew some kids were near these random areas

So he is trying to secretly provide them toys so it can fill their time and accompany them through their tough journey of life

Dazai is a good man, in my eyes if you disagree which btw if you do then 😒

I do see him being extremely secretive and careful while doing those actions though

And it isn’t obvious to the normal view of a person that he is doing good

Like how Atsushi pointed out that he sacrificed himself for the sake of the city

<3

ALSO

You ended this lovely date with a ✨romantic✨ ride on the Ferris wheel 🎡

And yes you kissed when your cart reached the top

NAKAJIMA ATSUSHI:

HE LOOKS SO SAD IN THE GIF IT MAKES ME SAD

but it’s pretty and I am too lazy to find another so

First of

He will DEFINITELY try his best to get the tiger plushie

ITS JUST SO CUTE AND HE HAS EVERY RIGHT TO SO SHUT UP

If he does end up getting it then he will cutely fanboy about it and end up giving it to you

If he does not…then he will, like deflated ballon, walk his disappointed self to the rides while holding your hands

“I wanted it for you, so I can be around you all the time :(“

he pouts and I don’t take criticism

Also if he manages to get anything else you will also end up giving it to you but a little “>:^” attitude because it isn’t the tiger but if you like it

Then it’s fine and dandy 😌

Atsushi s c r e a m s on high and steep rollercoasters

“Y/N I don’t think this is A GOOD IDEAAAAAAAAAAA OH MY GOD THATS A CAMERA NO!”

Another one who gets dizzy

“I should’ve listened to Dazai-san when he warned me about rollercoasters.”

“‘SUSHI WHAT? WHAT DID THE OLD MAN SAY?”

Cue the “HACHOHECHIMEI” sneeze of that dumb brunette called dazai

Now aside from that

You guys got balloons, and chocolate and probably every snack you could find

I feel like Atsushi is someone who LOVES taking pictures

So anything that is remotely aesthetically pleasing will be taken a photo beside unless you don’t want

He gets so giddy and shy seeing you so happy and having fun too like literally hearts in his eyes 🥺

And unlike his mentor up there instead of laughing at you for getting scared, he will comfort you and reassure you that it’s not scary

“It’s okay, babe; I am here!”

ALSO

The photo booth <3

You guys took pictures in it like a lot (yes in addition to the pics on the phone)

He blushed and turned to a tomato when you kissed his cheek

Awww

despite the time you have been dating for, he still gets flustered by your affections

A little bonus for you cuties is that Atsushi was playing with a kid who got his balloon popped

IT WAS SO PURE

UGH

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do not copy or plagiarize or you will be reported

[yweji]

DAZAI / BEING HIT ON BY A GUY

male reader, he/him pronouns, sfw

link to masterlist !

this man is bi

he’s probably like, 99% women 1% others

but you get me

bi king

this man hits on women 24/7

but he’s not usually hit on

so imagine his reaction to being hit on by a man

a m a n

at first he was like: uh-

when he realized how attractive you were tho

he went head over heels

small and skinny, tall and muscular, average and chubby

he didn’t care, you were the most attractive person he’d seen in his entire life

he changed into his flirty personality hella fast

let’s face it tho

this man was flustered af

but he wouldn’t show it

it’s just-

he didn’t expect to ever get hit on by a dude

he didn’t even expect to get hit on by a girl either tbh

he asked for your number before going back to the agency

thank god he didn’t forget to lmao

this man > dumbest bitch

he’s big brain for some things

but he’s a complete dumbass

after chatting for some time he ended up being the one to ask you on a date

surprise lol

he was hesitant at first

he wasn’t used to going out with men

that doesn’t mean he’s never found other men (or other genders ^^’) attractive tho

as I said, he’s bi king

but he’s so used to flirting with women-

he’s not prepared

he shouldn’t have asked you out on a date

tf

how does he have to act around men??? in a date???

he dumb

the day of the date tho

he’s the most confident mf ever

after all

it’s not as if you didn’t like him

you flirted with him first

and there’s no point of discussion

btw the date went great

[thedollarstoresatan]

random yandere! Comte shit I just made up with no prior experience with yandere and I'm typing this on a phone on tumblr and it sounds like my friend made it

warnings: cussing, me trying to lighten the mood which probably won't work,

Honestly, I can see him both ways on the yandere spectrum of "clingy to fucking physchopath that will murder anyone and everyone"

We'll cover the clingy one first

Honestly clingy Comte would be cute af and you can't convince me otherwise. He'd pull you into his embrace at random moments, kissing biting you all over. They eventually lead to make out sections, then lead to 18+ shit anyone else besides me will cover. Leonardo has experienced this once and questioned his entire life.

Moving onto the physchopath one because who needs fluff am I right? right?

You're not allowed to go past the mansions vast expense of land, and that's on PERIODT. It doesn't matter if you'd be covered by 10,000 body guards into town or not, if he isn't right by your side he'll freak the fuck out. You'd be the first one in centuries to help him get over his past, you ain't fucking leaving m8.

Comte once was in town with you, and someone cat called you. And surprise surprise, you never saw that person again. but that's fine cause ya got true love with a physchopath pure blood who's older than your entire blood line

Anyway, I honestly believe he wouldn't let you close to Arthur anymore

Or Dazai

Or remotely anyone that would hit on you

Leonardo is the only exception

If he absolutely could not be by your side, then Leonardo or Sebastian would have to monitor you. That being said if you got them to take enough pity on you that could make for an amazing 10/10 totally not foul proof plan to escape. Bound to work for maybe 3 days after he finds out, I wouldn't be surprised if he'd put tracking devices on you just in case. I also believe he'd wait until the second you were going to die to turn you, (the very fucking second), and take any procrasition to keep you alive for as long as you can.

as long as you're breathing, he ain't leavin

He'd get you anything you need

Ask for the moon and he might take it to seriously

we still don't know how much this dinosaur has in his bank account do we

Probably enough to fund every goddamn company in Paris

You want children? No problem

You want to adopt children? No problem

You want to be able to go into town alone? Hell no you ain't doing that shit what if you got abducted

You want to listen to the man asking if you want candy with a sketchy white van behind him? did your parents not tell you to not trust those dumbasses

You want a fur baby? sure, have the whole pet store

Are you french? Cause ma'DAMN

sorry

Just a friendly reminder this isn't supposed to be taken seriously because my brain is a shit show and won't let me continue my life until I write this dumb shit thank you for your time

[kisa-kara-chan]

BSD 30 Days Challenge - Day 6

Favorite Male Character

...

NOOOO how dare you ask me this question! I have 4. LOL. But if I’m forced to choose one, I’ll have to pick:

Chuuya Nakahara. To be perfectly honest, he wasn’t my fav when I started BSD (maybe also cuz he didn’t show up until like... episode 9). But he slowly made his way into my heart, and now I’m like “UGHHHHH PARTIALLY-PROBLEMATIC FAV”. 

Though seriously, watching (and reading) his development from not only the main series, but though the events of what he had to experience in the Fifteen light novel and the sh*t he went through in Dead Apple (from both the Dragon Head Rush) and etc., this boy’s been through a lot. 

But I guess let’s go through a quick list of Chuuya’s good points: - definitely fashionable - strong af (not even counting his ability) - his ability (cuz gravity manipulation is awesome + corruption is pretty badass [provided you’re only watching and not either caught up in it or facing him]) - he’s a badass martial artist [I’d love to see a bout between him and Kunikida] - he’s reasonable when not pissed off.  - he’s super loyal - he’s honorable (aka able to put aside his grudges for either the sake of the better good [e.g. fighting with Dazai as Soukoku once more against Lovecraft], or cuz he owes them a favour [e.g. his grudge against Ango for the whole DHR thing]) - definitely street smarts (considering the whole Sheep thing), and I’ve no doubt he’s been further educated under Kouyou’s wing so definitely management smarts as well (cuz he wouldn’t be an Executive otherwise) [so why I keep hearing ppl dis my boi on being dumb QAQ] - cute + hot af

So yeah, Chuuya <3 Look how soft he is when under a kotatsu! (from BSD Wan!)

But if wondering, my other three fav bois are Dazai Osamu, Kunikida Doppo, and Oda Sakunosuke. <3 XD

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I can just imagine whenever Dazai flusters Chuuya he starts floating—

The ADA and Port Mafia combined forces again. SKK and SSKK were on a mission together. Chuuya saw something he liked and smiled softly. Dazai noticed and accidentally thought out loud.

Dazai:Huh… I never thought you could smile that cute. I always thought you only had a grumpy grin.

Chuuya:……uh… *covers his red face and starts floating away in a ball shape*

Dazai: Chibi? Uh— What—

Dazai then grabs his leg and drags him down. Chuuya just sits on the floor, not saying a word.

Dazai: Uh— You— You o..kay?

Sskk from out of know where show up.

Atsushi rolling his eyes: he’s flustered.

Dazai: what?

Akutagawa: You do realize what you just said to him, right?

Dazai: What’d I say?

Atsushi: are— are you serious? Like— you’re joking right? You’re doing this on purpose?

Dazai: doing what on purpose—

Akutagawa: You just called his smile cute.

Dazai: No, I said I thought he had only a grumpy grin and not a smile that would be cute.

SSKK:……

Akutagawa: Dumb—

Atsushi: Dumb as hell

Then they drag the two back to where they were supposed to meet back when the job was done.