#more yandere shakespeare as a girl would be hot as fuck

[thedollarstoresatan]

random yandere! Comte shit I just made up with no prior experience with yandere and I'm typing this on a phone on tumblr and it sounds like my friend made it

warnings: cussing, me trying to lighten the mood which probably won't work,

Honestly, I can see him both ways on the yandere spectrum of "clingy to fucking physchopath that will murder anyone and everyone"

We'll cover the clingy one first

Honestly clingy Comte would be cute af and you can't convince me otherwise. He'd pull you into his embrace at random moments, kissing biting you all over. They eventually lead to make out sections, then lead to 18+ shit anyone else besides me will cover. Leonardo has experienced this once and questioned his entire life.

Moving onto the physchopath one because who needs fluff am I right? right?

You're not allowed to go past the mansions vast expense of land, and that's on PERIODT. It doesn't matter if you'd be covered by 10,000 body guards into town or not, if he isn't right by your side he'll freak the fuck out. You'd be the first one in centuries to help him get over his past, you ain't fucking leaving m8.

Comte once was in town with you, and someone cat called you. And surprise surprise, you never saw that person again. but that's fine cause ya got true love with a physchopath pure blood who's older than your entire blood line

Anyway, I honestly believe he wouldn't let you close to Arthur anymore

Or Dazai

Or remotely anyone that would hit on you

Leonardo is the only exception

If he absolutely could not be by your side, then Leonardo or Sebastian would have to monitor you. That being said if you got them to take enough pity on you that could make for an amazing 10/10 totally not foul proof plan to escape. Bound to work for maybe 3 days after he finds out, I wouldn't be surprised if he'd put tracking devices on you just in case. I also believe he'd wait until the second you were going to die to turn you, (the very fucking second), and take any procrasition to keep you alive for as long as you can.

as long as you're breathing, he ain't leavin

He'd get you anything you need

Ask for the moon and he might take it to seriously

we still don't know how much this dinosaur has in his bank account do we

Probably enough to fund every goddamn company in Paris

You want children? No problem

You want to adopt children? No problem

You want to be able to go into town alone? Hell no you ain't doing that shit what if you got abducted

You want to listen to the man asking if you want candy with a sketchy white van behind him? did your parents not tell you to not trust those dumbasses

You want a fur baby? sure, have the whole pet store

Are you french? Cause ma'DAMN

sorry

Just a friendly reminder this isn't supposed to be taken seriously because my brain is a shit show and won't let me continue my life until I write this dumb shit thank you for your time