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corrodedcoffinfest · 7 months ago

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Week Five: Masterlist

Week Five wraps up this event! Thank you so much for all of your participation throughout this month! It's thanks to you that we've gotten to have so much fun celebrating Corroded Coffin!

I'll do a full masterlist, as well as some other event wrap-up posts soon!

This shortened final week, we covered 4 prompts and there were 28 total entries: 28 Fics Written, 0 Pieces of Art & 0 Other Works submitted.

Don't forget there is also an AO3 Collection if you'd like to use it!

Color-Coded Ratings Key: General, Teen, Mature, Explicit.

Day Twenty-Eight: Back to Indiana

Fic Submissions:

reunited by @steddieas-shegoes | Rating: T | WC: 939 | CW: minor language | Tags: famous corroded coffin, established steddie, uncle wayne is the best, steve harrington gets migraines in every universe, modern era

JULY 28: back to indiana by @the-unforgivenn | Rating: T | WC: 1000 | CW: Longing, one-sided feelings (?), a lot of inner monologue | Tags: Gareth x gn!reader

Corroded Coffin Fest - Day 28 - Back to Indiana by @jo-harrington | Rating: T | WC: 999 | CW: Homesickness, angst, hurt/comfort, possibility of Steddie

Day 28: Back to Indiana by @munson-blurbs | Rating: T | WC: 658 | CW: mention of bullying, mention of the 1986 "earthquake," Corroded Coffin is famous | Tags: Eddie Munson, Gareth, Grant, Jeff, Principal Higgins, 1992, Hawkins High

Day Twenty-Nine: Behind the Music Fic Submissions:

documentary by @steddieas-shegoes | Rating: T | WC: 723 | CW: implied sexual content | Tags: modern era, famous corroded coffin, established steddie

JULY 29: behind the music by @the-unforgivenn | Rating: M | WC: 999 | CW: None | Tags: Corroded Coffin, Nancy Wheeler, Erica Sinclair, Steve Harrington, Robin Buckely

Corroded Coffin Fest - Day 29 - Behind the Music by @jo-harrington | Rating: T | WC: 986 | CW: Boys Will Be Boys Shenanigans, Humor, tiny bit of angst, FOI references, Dustin Henderson is a little shit, semi-related to my fic Best Spring Break Ever

Day 29: Behind the Music by @munson-blurbs | Rating: T | WC: 625 | CW: frustration, rockstars | Tags: Eddie Munson, Gareth, Grant, Jeff, Hellfire Club, DnD

Wayne's World by @corroded-hellfire | Rating: T | WC: 938 | CW: None | Tags: Wayne is interviewed for an upcoming documentary on Corroded Coffin

Day Thirty: Fame & Fortune Fic Submissions:

glad you chased me by @steddieas-shegoes | Rating: T | WC: 991 | CW: breakup | Tags: modern era, famous corroded coffin, angst with a happy ending, gareth gets his man

JULY 30: fame and fortune by @the-unforgivenn | Rating: T | WC: 726 | CW: Canon season 4 events, and perhaps what we've deduced from season 5. Eddie's death is discussed. Death, dying, angst, moving on forward | Tags: Corroded Coffin, as it is in 1988: Gareth, Grant, Jeff and Mike Wheeler

Corroded Coffin Fest - Day 30 - Fame & Fortune by @jo-harrington | Rating: T | WC: 986 | CW: Not FOI compliant (Eddie's mom dies when he's 10 or 11), angst, hurt/comfort-ish, minor grief, fluffy, Eddie has a big heart

Eddeth by @thisapplepielife | Rating: T | WC: 1000 | CW: Language | POV: Eddie | Pairing: Fake!Eddeth, Steddie | Tags: Modern AU, Stop Trying to Make Eddeth Happen, It's Not Gonna Happen, Eddie & Gareth Are Best Friends, They Are Also: Idiot², Paparazzi, Social Media, Luddite Eddie, Steve Harrington Has To Clean Up All Their Messes, But What Else Is New?

Day 30: Fame and Fortune by @munson-blurbs | Rating: G | WC: 722 | CW: angst, betrayal, Corroded Coffin is famous | Tags: Eddie Munson, Gareth, Jeff, Grant, angst, fortune telling, state fair

Day Thirty: Your Song Fic Submissions:

wrote a song about you by @steddieas-shegoes | Rating: E | WC: 998 | CW: sexual content | Tags: established relationship, domestic fluff, blowjob, anal sex, gareth and sam are losers in love

JULY 31: your song by @the-unforgivenn | Rating: E | WC: 1000 | CW: Allusions to knife play, brutal murder, cannibalism, and necrophilia. And Corroded Coffin is allllll about it. | Tags: Corroded Coffin, Elder!Mayfield!Reader, Robin Buckley, Steve Harrington

Corroded Coffin Fest - Day 31 - Your Song by @jo-harrington | Rating: T | WC: 855 | CW: Meta, Metafiction, An Illustration of My Mind Space, not quite about a romantic pairing but still a love letter of sorts, 1st Person POV, references to some of my old writing that you'll never find

Untitled by @ebooboodaddy | Rating: M | WC: 998 | CW: Strong Language, allusion to Sexual intercourse?, mention of drugs, mentions of Weapons (only in song.) Rockstar!Gareth | Tags: Gareth x F!Reader

#corrodedcoffinfest #masterlist #mod post #week 5 #days 28 thru 31 #ccf

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kittyit · 5 months ago

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Congratulations to Tara Dower for becoming the fastest person in history to complete the Appalachian Trail! The 31-year-old from Virginia completed the 2,168 mile (3,489 km) backcountry trail in 40 days, 18 hours, and five minutes, a distance usually covered by an A.T. thru-hiker in five to seven months.

To set the record, Dower ran and hiked an average of 54 miles each day on the often rocky and steep trail, which includes a total vertical gain of 465,000 feet as it runs through fourteen states. She started her daily runs at 3:30 am and continued for approximately 17 hours with several short breaks for meals and 90-second "dirt naps."

Dower used her record-setting run to raise money for Girls on the Run, saying that she hopes her feat will inspire girls and women. “I hope more women get out there,” she said. “It’s about finding our true potential. And, you know, if you beat the men, that’s an extra bonus.” When she reached the trail's end on Saturday night, the exhausted but jubilant Dower fell to her knees and put her hands on the bronze plaque that reads, “A footpath for those who seek fellowship with the wilderness.”

9/28/2024

Article | Tara Treks | Girls on the Run

#Tara Dower #women in sports #women #Appalachian Trail

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moonhoures · 2 years ago

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warning: every post will include smut! minors do not interact! (18+)

these will be posted at midnight (CST) from Oct. 1st to Oct. 31st. the links will be added accordingly after each one is posted!

* titles are subject to change up until posting date!

go to the bottom of this post to join the taglist! ↓

1. Video Games | Enhypen Jay

— angry sex + makeup sex

2. One Night Stand | Seventeen Hoshi

— anonymous sex + roleplay

3. Relax | Ateez Yeosang

— bath sex

4. Insatiable | Enhypen Sunghoon

— biting kink + blood play [vampire!au]

5. Merciless | Stray Kids Hyunjin

— bondage

6. Countdown | TXT Taehyun

— brat taming

7. All Of Me | Monsta X Jooheon

— breeding kink / creampie

8. Stargazing | Monsta X Changkyun

— choking

9. Sunday Morning | P1Harmony Jiung

— cockwarming

10. Cowgirl | Ateez Wooyoung

— costumes

11. Pretty When You Cry | NCT Jeno

— dacryphilia

12. “It Just . . . Slipped” | Stray Kids Chan

— daddy kink

13. Play Thing | Twice Mina

— degradation

14. Open Wide | BTS Taehyung

— dom!idol

15. Score | Stray Kids Minho

— dry humping / thigh riding

16. Wicked Games | NCT Haechan

— edging / orgasm denial

17. Watch Yourself | Seventeen Jeonghan

— mirror sex

18. That’s My Girl | Twice Jihyo

— mommy kink

19. Thin Walls | ZB1 Matthew

— masturbation

20. I Can See You | The Boyz Sangyeon

— office sex [coworkers!au]

21. Sit | Blackpink Rosé

— oral

22. Good To Me | Seventeen Wonwoo

— overstimulation

23. Kiss Me Thru The Phone | Stray Kids Felix

— phone sex

24. Beautiful | NCT Jaehyun

— praise kink

25. Focus | Ateez San

— sex tape / filming

26. Knew Better | Seventeen S.Coups

— spanking

27. First Time For Everything | (G)-Idle Soyeon

— squirting

28. Bad Day | Wonho

— stripping

29. Hotel Room Service | TXT Huening Kai

— sub!idol

30. Three’s Company | P1Harmony Keeho & Theo

— threesome

31. Weapon | ITZY Chaeryoung

— toys

🕸️ Taglist 🕷️

to join the taglist for this event only, please comment on this post! asks or comments on any other posts will not be valid.

edit: if your age isn’t visible on your blog you will not be added! you must be 18+ to be eligible for this taglist. thank you!

if you’d like to join my other taglists, you can do so here.

if you have any questions, i suggest sending those through my inbox!

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proxylynn · 1 year ago

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Every birthday I could find for every visual novel character I play on this blog (and the other game characters too)

[Okay, so this is every character's B-Day that pops up here. If I couldn't find it, it's hidden really deep. To make this clear, I'll post them in by series. If there's any I missed, please, tell me about it so I can add them.]

YourBoyfriend/YourGirlfriend:

Something's Wrong With Sunny Day Jack:

Sunny Day Jack - June 15th, 1958 (Gemini) Ian Duff - March 3rd, 1997 (Pisces) Nicholas “Nick” Herrera - January 18th, 1997 (Capricorn) Shaun Durand-Cofer - October 7th, 1997 (Libra) Barry - ???? ("That’s it. He’s just your manager!")

The Groom of Gallagher Mansion:

Elias Declan Gallagher - April 19th (Aries-Taurus (cusp)) Taylor Anthony Potts - August 24th (Virgo)

DachBo:

Bo - ???? Simoun - ????

Br<3ken Colors:

Ace - ???? Angel - ???? Catherine - ???? Delivery Guy/DG - October 31, Scorpio, Chinese zodiac: Rabbit Diana - ???? Gunther - ???? Janne - ???? Jester - ???? Leevi - ???? (Cancer) Mike - ???? Milla - ???? Mimic/Mic - ???? Pearl - ???? Rasmus - August 13, Leo, Chinese zodiac: Ox Richie - ???? Salvador/Sal - ???? Shadowman - ???? Skye - ???? Stalker (Damon) - January 6, Capricorn, chinese zodiac: Rooster Venni - ????

MalcontentGame:

Malachy Doe/Mal - January 1st "Antichrist" - ???? [There are two more characters but they left the project when things went south, so I won't be including them despite having the info]

JohnDoe:

John Doe - November 35th

FrostBite:

Tate Frost - April 28th Vic - ????

House Hunted:

Maison: ???? (planted in the 60s) Heim: ???? Mayor's Assistant (Ivy) - ????

14 Days With You:

[REDACTED]/Ren - February 14th (Aquarius) Moth - January 2 (Capricorn) Violet Gacia - June 10 (Gemini) Elanor Creston - July 5 (Cancer) Conan O'Rourke - August 27 (Virgo) Jae-Hyun Kim: September 28 (Libra) Leon Davis - November 30 (Sagittarius) Teodore Alvarado - July 29 (Leo) Olivia Dhawan - ????

Angry Boy Pedro and His Friend:

Pedro - ???? (He does not like to remember his birthday or his childhood in general but they plan to tell his birthday in the game)

My Dear Hatchet Man:

Alan Orion - January 14 Stuart Cassidy/Stu - February 6 Erika Vivián Ramos - May 5 James - August 7 Jules - June 22 Claude - November 11 Carver - ???? (doesn't remember his birthday, so he made his birthday December 15) Stitches - April 4th

Lurking for Love:

Jacob Alden: October 26 Austin Lepley - ????

Apples to Ashes:

Douglas Owens - September 20th Xamira Othman - ????

Your Dearest Boyfriend:

Victor A. Anderson - ???? Lizzy - ???? TK - ????

See Thru: Need a Friend?:

[unkown]/Friend - May 10th Z - ???? Carter - ???? Diane - ????

GLASS MIND:

Liu - ???? Dr. Fischer - ???? Nurse Sara Evans - ????

A Double Sided Mirror:

Charlie - April 8th Charles - ???? (possibly Mother's Day) Cameron - ???? Lein - ???? Jeremy - ???? Stella - ???? Jacob - ???? Lucy - ????

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mknae-jongho · 1 year ago

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𝖆𝖙𝖊𝖊𝖟 𝖒𝖆𝖘𝖙𝖊𝖗𝖑𝖎𝖘𝖙

Hongjoong

Ateez nsfw links

Seonghwa

Massage

Ateez nsfw links

All night long

seonghwa x y/n audio

i want more

Yunho

Ateez nsfw links

yunho nsfw links

Mingi

Ateez nsfw links

Choi san

Drunk sex! -> you and san went out with the other members, you, san & the boys been stressing from work and need some relief. But san wants more!

Ateez nsfw links

san porn link

san nsfw links

Ride my face

Nobody fucks you like i do

choi san x y/n nsfw

special day

Woo young

Ateez nsfw links

Yeosang

Ateez nsfw links

Jongho

Ateez nsfw links

ot8 reactions✨

1) What lingerie would they get you

2) When you moan when they slap your ass

3) When they make a romantic bath

4) Forgetting their birthday as a prank

5) Them forgetting your birthday as a prank

6) When you prank them like your going to suck them off

7) Them when angry/jealous

8) When they want a baby

9) When a member walk in on them & s/o

10) When you get into a fight/ argument with your sibling infront of them

11) To you working out

12) When they shower with you

13) When they do something sweet/special for you

14) To your newborn baby

15) When their s/o have period pain

16) Them breaking the bed

17) When your daughter/son walks in on you two being intimate

18) When you walk around the house in only undergarments

19) When you have piercings and tattoos

20) When someone flirts with you

21) When you keep kissing on them

22) When you beg them to go faster & harder

23) When their s/o starts crying from sex

24) When their s/o catches them staring

25) You being a brat

26) When their s/o is flirting w/ another member

27) When their s/o wants them to eat em out

28) Them breaking the bed

29) Them trying to keep their s/o to stay quiet in the dorm/parents house

30) When their s/o rub their d*ck thru their pants

31) Them slapping your ass harshly

32) What they say during sex

#ateez smut #ateez imagines #ateez scenarios #ateez masterlist #ateez reactions

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dndadsfanweeks · 1 year ago

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[img ID: A light orange poster with a darker orange design in the background with film reel and tentacles. In a purple blocky font, the title of the poster reads: "Dungeons and Daddies 2023 Halloween Week", followed by the prompts for every day in black text (detailed in the post below). At the bottom of the poster, in the same purple font, the post reads: "October 25th thru October 31st". /end ID]

All of our prompts for Halloween Week have been decided on, thank you to everyone who sent in submissions and/or boosted our initial post asking for suggestions! If you have a question about any of the prompts or about our fanweek in general, don't be afraid to reach out and send an ask, we will get back to you as soon as possible.

Oct 25: Vampires / The last days of summer / Watching horror movies Oct 26: Witches / Costumes and dressing up / A surprising shop Oct 27: Werewolves / Visiting a farm / Things left abandoned Oct 28: Free day! Oct 29: Demons / Baking / Nightmares Oct 30: Ghosts / Leaf piles / Visiting a haunted house Oct 31: Mummies / Trick-or-treating / Halloween party

Any sort of fanwork is okay to fulfill these prompts: fan art, fanfiction, cosplay, anything! You do not have to participate every day, and also do not need to fulfill all three prompts; you can try to include all three if you want to, but we just wanted to provide multiple options for participants. Once we reach October 25th, just use the tag #dndads halloween week 2023 to show off your work, and we will share everything we can.

With all of that covered, good luck to everyone with their fan creations! Though this event doesn't properly start until October, keep an eye on the blog because we have plans for some fun stuff in the meanwhile. Once again, our asks are open for any questions, and thank you so much for your excitement so far!

#dungeons and daddies #dndads #fan week #fan event #prompts #dndads halloween week 2023

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rarilight · 13 hours ago

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2, 3, 11, 15, 16, 17, 23, 27, 28, 31, and 34 for the ask game?

2. Which of your fics is your pride and joy?

It used to be Crimson Lips, and while I still think it's INCREDIBLE, I've had a number of... difficult things happen around it, so it's kinda fallen off a bit from its pedestal. Currently, my PRIDE and JOY, as evidenced by my weekly post saying I'm thinking about her, is The Creature.

A monster haunts the forest, taking the dead and dying as tribute. Twilight Sparkle, her kingdom’s finest warrior and scholar, might just be able to save it.

Top to bottom, it was a joy to write and it's good and UGHH CREACHURITYYYY I would die for you (I wouldn't put TEL/TEK here because though I love them to death, and they're the most important work I have, my relationship with them is a fractured mess lmaooo) 3. What are your top three most commonly used tags on AO3?

Slice of life, AU, Romance !

11. What makes a fic 'successful' in your opinion?

Genuinely and sincerely, finishing it, lmao. If I can finish a story, and not have caved in to people pleasing and modified the story to be something I didn't want it to be, I consider that a huge success lol

15. Does anyone you know in real life know you write fanfiction?

Yeeep! I met most of my current offline social circle thru the MLP fandom so... they know my secrets lmao actually two of them have read Crimson 16. What do you struggle with most when writing?

Not overthinking every part of it excessively out of fear of upsetting???? a fictional audience??? in my head???? that I've convinced myself hate me???? it's a huge issue lol I've been working really hard to kill that part of me

17. What is something you recently felt proud of in your writing?

Today marks the 14th day in the longest daily writing streak I've had in literal YEARS! I am GLOWING lmao and it's been really helping me cope with the grad school rejections 23. What’s a story you’d love to write but haven’t even started yet?

A comedy fic where my raritwi next gens convince Discord to send them back in time to attend their mothers' wedding, and as chaos ensues, older!raritwi have to follow them and basically crash their own wedding

27. Are any of your stories inspired by personal experience?

genuinely and sincerely, all of them mostly lmao I am someone who injects herself into her stories, I don't know any other way to write

(but, more personally, TEL is extremely personal in that I wrote it to help deal with and leave a toxic [platonic] relationship I was in at the time).

31. What fic meant the most to you to write?

The Enchanted Library. Partly because of what I said above, but also because my entire life currently--and I mean that literally, my friends, where I live, everything I've achieved in the past ten years--is literally owed to TEL. Who I would be without it would be someone very, very different. I'd likely be living in a different country, and I can tell you for sure I don't think I'd have taken writing so seriously without it. I owe it literally my life--and, at the risk of getting dark, I do mean that literally. I am breathing today because more than once I told myself I could not act rashly on my life because TEL wasn't finished yet.

34. What is your favorite fic to get comments/messages on?

Generally, I love any of them, but I used parts of new/non-mlp Crimson Lips for my grad school sample, and my two rejections so far have really shaken my faith in the story [and in my own writing lmaooooo], so comments on that are always appreciated! Also because it'S GOOD, DAMN IT Also, whenever Colors of the Soul is FINISHED GOD, I'm going to shove that down everyone's throat I swear to gO-

#thank you for asking!!!#this has been fun c:

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oysters-aint-for-me · 1 year ago

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books ive read so far in 2024

The Long Way to a Small Angry Planet, by Becky Chambers

A Closed and Common Orbit, by Becky Chambers

Record of a Spaceborn Few, by Becky Chambers (are you seeing a theme)

The House on the Cerulean Sea, by TJ Klune

The Galaxy and the Ground Within, by Becky Chambers

A Psalm for the Wild-Built, by Becky Chambers

A Marvellous Light, by Freya Marske

A Restless Truth, by Freya Marske

A Prayer for the Crown-Shy, by Becky Chambers

Americanah, by Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie

Under the Whispering Door, by TJ Klune

Affinity, by Sarah Waters

The City We Became, by NK Jemisin

A Power Unbound, by Freya Marske

Passing Strange, by Ellen Klages

The Fifth Season, by NK Jemisin

Witchmark, by CL Polk

The Obelisk Gate, by NK Jemisin

The Color of Magic, by Terry Pratchett

Gideon the Ninth, by Tamsin Muir

Winter’s Orbit, by Everina Maxwell

The Stone Sky, by NK Jemisin

Last Night at the Telegraph Club, by Malinda Lo (5/27/24)

Light from Uncommon Stars, by Ryka Aoki (5/31/24)

Tinkers, by Paul Harding (5/31/24)

Strong Motion, by Johnathan Franzen (6/6/24)

The Magpie Lord, by KJ Charles (6/10/24)

Trust, by Hernan Diaz (6/12/24)

The Song of Achilles, by Madeline Miller (6/16/24)

A Case of Possession, by KJ Charles (6/21/24)

Flight of Magpies, by KJ Charles (6/25/24)

Our Hideous Progeny, by CE McGill (6/27/24)

The Hundred Thousand Kingdoms, by NK Jemisin (6/28/24)

Ocean’s Echo, by Everina Maxwell (6/30/24)

Wolfsong, by TJ Klune (7/7/24)

The Broken Kingdoms, by NK Jemisin (7/10/24)

We Could Be So Good, by Cat Sebastian (7/12/24)

Ceremonial Time, by John Hanson Mitchell (7/12/24)

The Employees, by Olga Ravn (7/18/24)

Crossroads, by Jonathan Franzen (7/19/24)

Ravensong, by TJ Klune (7/22/24)

Harrow the Ninth, by Tamsyn Muir (7/31/24)

The Candy House, by Jennifer Egan (8/3/24)

Remedial Magic, by Melissa Marr (8/4/24)

Nona the Ninth, by Tamsyn Muir (8/8/24)

The Seven Husbands of Evelyn Hugo, by Taylor Jenkins Reid (8/14/24 or thereabouts, i was without wifi for a few days)

The Pairing, by Casey McQuiston (8/20/24 or thereabouts)

Gideon the Ninth, by Tamsyn Muir (again) (9/10/24)

Lightning Flowers, by Katherine E. Standefer (9/15/24)

Harrow the Ninth, by Tamsyn Muir (again) (9/23/24)

The Stars Too Fondly, by Emily Hamilton (9/27/24)

This Is How You Lose the Time War, by Amal El-Mohtar and Max Gladstone (10/2/24)

Comedy Book, by Jesse David Fox (10/8/24)

Delilah Green Doesn’t Care, by Ashley Herring Blake (10/14/24)

Astrid Parker Doesn’t Fail, by Ashley Herring Blake (11/9/24)

Iris Kelly Doesn’t Date, by Ashley Herring Blake (11/19/24)

Hot Dog Girl, by Jennifer Dugan (11/25/24)

Nona the Ninth, by Tamsyn Muir (again) (11/30/24)

Melt with You, by Jennifer Dugan (12/1/24)

Slaughterhouse Five, by Kurt Vonnegut (12/4/24)

Gideon the Ninth, by Tamsyn Muir (again) (12/8/24)

Some Girls Do, by Jennifer Dugan (12/9/24)

(i only decided to start dating when i finished each book when i was like halfway thru the year oops)

#posting so i can add a link to my pinned post so i can find this list more easily in the future

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mymalevolenthyperfixationpit · 7 months ago

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1:08 ads end

5:10 three days. Yup. Thats how long it takes to recover from being run thru with a sword.

6:50 DRESS 👏 UP 👏 TIME 👏

9:30 “a thick piece of metal?” That dude wasn’t actually a prince, was he?

10:15 arthur bby plz do not go out in underwear and a shitty breastplate

10:20 Was that a zipper?? Btwn that and all the modern english everyone speaks, I don’t think they really time travelled lmao

12:10 three days. Absofruitly. 4 out of 5 doctors agree

13:10 what in gods name is that armor made out of

13:10 no he is definitely still a sore thumb

14:00 listen, i love yorick, but y’all trust him way too much

23:00 PI remembers secret doors are a thing. More at 6

25:30 for someone with no legs, you sure are good at jumping to conclusions, yorick

27:00 oh so now we’re suspicious.

28:50 nothing like some stagnant water with a three-day-old body in it to freshen up your stab wound

31:00 the lung capacity of this man gd

38:50 yes please get rid of the breastplate

39:00 a man who looks nothing like the prince who is nigh unintelligible with weird hair and shoes wearing nothing else but the prince’s bloodied underwear and one piece of his armor does not stand a better chance of getting into a castle than a random stranger. Once you get near the castle, hide your 20th century shit and the prince’s clearly more expensive clothing and say you were mugged and stabbed.

40:20 yeeeep its defo haunted. Again.

43:00 hes gonna paint the nails duh

44:00 ah. Ew, yorick. You know what, I’m not gonna yuck anyones yum

45:00 Alexander “definitely not an evil familiar” Owl, so happy to have you back

46:30 awww Faroe’s Waylay is probably a nice park with duckies 😭

#malevolent 44 #malevolent spoilers #malevolent pod #malevolent podcast

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stokan · 23 hours ago

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EVERY FILM NOMINATED FOR A 2024 OSCAR RANKED

35. Elton John: Never Too Late - Not so much a movie as the bonus material for some other, perhaps hypothetical movie. Perfect viewing for someone who is a huge fan of Elton John, but also knows literally nothing about him and also isn’t particularly interested in learning.

34. The Six Triple Eight - The absolute worst part of this insane yearly project where I watch every single movie nominated for an Oscar, is that every year, for the last 8 years straight, there is a film that is nominated only because it has a Diane Warren song over the end credits. How good ARE these movies? Not very. How not vary? I’m glad you asked.

Movies Nominated for an Oscar Strictly Because of a Diane Warren Song Ranked (2018-2024):

1. RBG (2018)

2. Marshall (2017)

3. Flamin’ Hot (2023)

4. The Life Ahead (2020) (I have absolutely no memory of this movie so I’m putting it here)

(GAP)

5. The Six Triple Eight (2024)

6. Breakthru (2019)

(BIG GAP)

7. Four Good Days (2021)

(GAP THE SIZE OF THE GRAND CANYON)

8. Tell It Like A Woman (2022)

33. Gladiator II - This looks like shit, everyone in it is wildly miscast, and it has absolutely no reason to exist. But other than that its pretty ok I guess.

32. Alien: Romulus - Nearly two straight hours of asking yourself, what? and, who? And most of all, why?? Like watching a video feed of people you don’t care about walk thru an expensive, overly complicated, yet overly familiar haunted house. Can we please just let this franchise die already?

31. The Seed of the Sacred Fig - Did I see this movie? I logged it on letterboxd so I must have. But what happens in it? I really have no idea. I do recall about two and half hours in being roused from a stupor by the dad becoming an over the top cartoon villain out of nowhere and chasing his family with a gun. And I feel like I remember thinking that was exciting, if nonsensical. But other than that, I got nothing.

30. Nosferatu - This is like Robert Eggers thought he was making a series of cool looking paintings instead of a movie. It all LOOKS incredible, but to what end? Am I supposed to be scared? Am I supposed to be in suspense over a story I already know every beat of? Am I supposed to be emotionally invested in the characters? It is supposed to be saying something? Or am I just supposed to marvel at the incredible craft on display while feeling absolutely nothing? If so, well done!

29. Porcelain War - The porcelain stuff and the war stuff do not work together at all. B+ for effort, D- for execution which leaves us with a C, which feels right, if not a touch generous

28. The Wild Robot - As a massive Pixar fanboy, I’m the exact opposite of whatever a fanboy is when it comes to Dreamworks Animation. Their movies are everything Pixar’s are not: generic, anonymously made, simplistic, aimed squarely at tweens, devoid of wit or true humor, and corporate feeling. This is definitely no exception.

27. Sugarcane - Very important topic, very generic film. Great companion piece with Nickel Boys though.

26. Soundtrack to a Coup Etat - When you have to spend 20 minutes after a documentary finishes googling to figure out what the documentary you just watched was about, then I feel like that should mean your documentary is a failure. AND YET. Soundtrack to a Coup Etat does something undeniably new and interesting with the documentary form, which feels increasingly rare and hard to do. And if watching it often felt like trying to make sense of an article in an academic journal about a subject you’ve never studied, I guess I’d rather than that asking for things that are bland and overly dumbed down. So while for me personally, this wasn’t really successful as a movie, I certainly applaud its ambition (a phrase that really sums up the 2024 movie year) and hope it can lead to more experimentation with the documentary form.

(For a movie that, for me, very successfully experiments with form, look no further than the nominated short doc Incident, which, for my money, is easily the best documentary of the year regardless of length)

25. Maria - One of the best looking wikipedia entries I’ve ever watched .

24. Memoir of a Snail - A precious little jewel box of a film, if a bit too slight for me personally. But god bless everyone, like Adam Elliot, using animation as a medium to tell personal adult stories, rather than simply as a way to entertain kids. More movies like this please.

23. Black Box Diaries - Very important story, but way too long and unfocused as a movie. The whole time I kept envisioning the hypothetical better version of this doc and how powerful it could have been. Shiori Ito is incredible though, a truly inspiring person, and someone well worth knowing about.

22. The Girl With The Needle - By far the most brutal movie from a year in which there was literally a movie called The Brutalist. Very well made - the cinematography should have been nominated, and Magnus von Horn is a director to watch - but man oh man was this a rough watch. The rare “they’re not actually going to go there, are they??” movie that does indeed actually go there.

21. I’m Still Here - If I had to describe this movie I would describe it as “a movie”. There are characters. Things happen. You learn something. It’s all done very competently. But it left absolutely no emotional or intellectual impact whatsoever, despite its important and very relevant subject matter. There’s nothing wrong with it, but nothing great about it either. It’s the perfect embodiment of, “yeah, it was pretty good I guess”

20. No Other Land - It’s a true bummer, but I feel like I’ve already seen this exact movie several other times in this in recent years: 20 Days in Mariupol, For Sama, Last Men in Aleppo, countless nominated doc shorts, and more. It’s verite footage from a conflict zone, presented without real narrative or narration, showing you the reality of living while under attack. It’s always moving, but rarely revelatory. Can this sort of thing actually make a difference? It’s the true power of film that I can’t imagine it's possible to walk away from this doc and not be totally outraged by what Israel is doing, and has been doing, in Gaza. This should be shown in schools. But also - same as it ever was. Both as a film and as a reality.

19. Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes - I had never seen any of these movies before, so bless this film for introducing me to a truly great modern IP-based franchise. It is possible! This is definitely the weakest of the four films, and it feels like without the force of Andy Serkis’ Caesar, the clear stakes of the first three entries, and Matt Reeves’ directorial vision, that we’ve likely hit the point of diminishing returns. But even though this felt a little aimless and inessential, the VFX and world building is still...out of this world, and it has just enough to say and explore thematically that I’m not NOT interested to see what they come up with next.

18. Wallace & Gromit: Vengeance Most Fowl - The most I laughed during any movie released in 2024. I don’t know if thats more an indictment of the year in comedy or a credit to the wit and visual gags of this movie, but either way, facts are facts. And a good bulk of that laughter and delight was due to Feathers McGraw, who continues to be one of the best movie villains of all time. As many times as Aardman wants to go back to that well, I am absolutely here for it.

17. The Substance - I don’t really respond movies that prioritize style over character and story, I don’t like horror, and I especially don’t like weird body stuff, so it's safe to say that this movie is securely in the Not For Me Hall of Fame. I get why people like it, I have no problem with them, it's got true style, Coralie Fargeat is clearly very talented, Margaret Qualley is a star, and I think its awesome that something this wild can get nominated for Best Picture. Great job everyone. Now just please never make me watch this movie ever again.

16. The Apprentice - Though not, by any means, the most well made movie of 2024, certainly the one that I have thought about the most since seeing it. Perhaps for obvious reasons, but that makes it even more infuriating that so many people have purposely avoiding seeing this movie to “protect themselves” or "can't handle any more Donald Trump" or “because they already know everything it is has to say”. Yes! Absolutely! Which is why you should see it! Leaving aside it has maybe 2 of the top 6 to 8 best performances of the year in it, the power of film as a medium is often to create a new more visceral way of understanding what we otherwise grasp only intellectually. And it lets us experience things that discomfort us from a distance so we can deeper explore those discomforts and investigate them further. Did this movie tell me any FACTS about Donald Trump I didn’t already know? Not really, although I feel sure for many people it likely would. But do I feel like I UNDERSTAND him, his actions, the way he views the world, and how he thinks, not more sympathetically, but definitely more deeply than ever before? Absolutely! And isn't better understanding the forces that control our world part of the whole reason art exists? So yes, trigger warning: Donald Trump. But now is not the time to look away; now is the time to look closer. Let Sebastian Stan be your guide.

15. September 5 - This movie is incredibly successful at telling the story it wants to tell. Every element of the movie is perfectly crafted and calibrated, no notes. It’s just that the story it is telling is so hyper specific that you leave the film feeling like you really learned about an interesting incident, but didn’t really ever think or feel. And nothing wrong with that! Movies can be many things, and it’s to this movie’s great credit that it doesn’t try to be more than what it is. It’s just that for me personally, what it is is perhaps just a bit too "well-crafted historical reenactment" for me to rank it any higher.

14. Inside Out 2 - Read my Wild Robot review above and reverse it. Whip smart and laugh out loud funny. Something for everyone, yet never pandering or lowest common denominator. Incredible specificity, yet totally universal. A script that has real human finger prints all over it. And I can tell you from plenty of first hand experience that inside Out 2 has helped both kids and adults talk about and understand their emotions. If I had experienced Maya Hawke as Anxiety at age 10 it truly might have changed my life. After a few rough years I’m very glad I don't have to get my #TeamPixar tattoo removed after all.

13. Conclave - 2024’s very best John Grisham film adaptation. Fun and frivolous and way better made than it has any right to be. Like a soufflé of a film, with less calories. And such a throw back to the 90s that Billy Crystal in a pope hat should get to host any part of the Oscars where Conclave is mentioned, it only feels right.

12. A Real Pain - So many adaptations of plays never justify their existence as movies, so it's rare to see a movie that doesn’t really fully justify why it wasn’t just a play. It's also unclear why everyone just decided Kieran Culkin was winning Best Supporting Actor in October and that’s never been challenged since. He’s great in the movie, it's just strange in such a great year for supporting actor performances. But ultimately I’m down for any rich, well-drawn, complicated character study/hang out movie. When Cord Jefferson used his Oscars speech last year to implore Hollywood to make ten $10 million movies rather than one $100 million movie this is exactly the kind of modest yet moving exploration of the human condition he was lamenting the loss of, so its great to see this movie not only get made, but succeed. My queen, Emma Stone, never misses.

11. Emilia Perez - Before the Karla Sofia Gascon Affair made all pre-existing opinions about this movie null and void I had noticed something interesting. Everyone in my life who was an actor was positive to enthusiastic about this film. Everyone who was not an actor was negative to disdainful about it. It got me thinking about why. And I think it's that the sheer levels of earnest, try hard, let's put on a show energy that this movie gives off is catnip for theater kids. I mean, an original musical? A trans empowerment narrative? Zoe Saldana dance numbers? Nuclear amounts of cringe? It's like theater kid Mad Libs. All of which is to say, that like so many of us who have ever been described as “too much”, I feel like I can more easily forgive this movie its huge and obvious flaws. Which is of course now all this movie is known for. When I watched Emilia Perez before it was released onto Netflix the only two things I was thinking the whole time were - this is so insane that it’s actually kind of working on me, and also, I truly hope no one with access to the internet ever watches this film, or else the entire world wide web might be destroyed forever. Little did I know the ultimate twitter mob was coming from inside the house.

So look, if you hate this film for any number of justifiable reasons, I totally get it. I honestly would probably start picking it apart on a rewatch. But also, unlike being a Mexican cartel leader, there’s no way to ever fully transition out of being a theater kid. And shit this wild is my/our drug.

10. Flow - By far the best silent animated Latvian cat drama I’ve ever seen. Proof that great art truly can be anything from anywhere.

9. The Brutalist - The first half of the movie is the best movie of the year and one of the best of the decade, and then the second half comes and, well…its not. If I was to lean into the architecture thing I could say that it crumbles under its own weight. It becomes somehow both too obtuse and too literal. The big incident in the second act made me almost literally groan out load. And Felicity Jones is woefully miscast. And in the end I don’t know what is actually effectively being communicated other than “look at me, Brady Corbet, and how good I am at making movies”. But also, wow is he good at making movies. At least this one. The craft on display is truly out of this world, and to do it on $10 million feels like a genuine magic trick. So if the coda to this film is whatever the opposite of sticking the landing is (tripping over your own feet?), well, at least the leaping into the air was truly majestic.

8. Wicked - Remember how I was just talking about theater kids…Do you know how well made your movie has to be for MUSICAL THEATER PEOPLE, the most critical, hard to please group of people on the planet to shower it with near universal praise? I honestly wouldn’t have thought it was possible before Wicked came out. Especially because the trailer looked like hot garbage. But damn if it didn’t work on me like a charm. The sets, the costumes, the performances, they way they stretched out the story without ever making it feel too long or bloated, the choreography - I mean what can I say, it won me, and more importantly MUSICAL THEATER PEOPLE, over completely. John M. Chu, I salute you for achieving the impossible.

7. A Different Man - Like that time Ryan Gosling wore a shirt with a picture of Macaulay Culkin wearing a shirt with a picture of Ryan Gosling, only if the bit had gone on WAY longer. It's an MC Escher drawing hanging next to wall text by Charlie Kauffman. Did David Lynch have to die so that Aaron Shomberg could thrive? I guess we’ll find out!

6. Better Man - If you you’re asking yourself, can one of the best musical sequences in modern movie history take place in a movie where a guy no one in America had ever heard of is played by a CGI monkey, then you CLEARLY haven’t seen the “Rock DJ” sequence in Better Man. Does the rest of the movie’s cliched, predictable, and also often inaccurate narrative developments benefit greatly from the fact that this is one of the only movies of its kind where we don’t know the whole story and all the songs going in? Almost definitely. Is the fact no one had any interest in, or expectations for, this movie whatsoever a big part of why an evangelical cult, of which I am a part, is already forming around it? Absolutely! But movies like this are exactly why this project of seeing every Oscar nominee is always worthwhile. Because otherwise I would have never seen this movie, and now talking about this movie is my whole personality. But truly, seeing the “Rock DJ” performance on the big screen for the first time, having no idea what was coming, was like finding out that God is real. I’ll never ever forget it. (Oops, I just totally ruined the no expectations thing for you. Sorry!)

5. A Complete Unknown - Somehow both possibly the best straight ahead musical biopic of all time (go ahead, try and come up with one definitively better) and yet also only the 4th best Life of Bob Dylan movie. But still, mastering an entire type of film, even if it's a conventional and inherently cheesy one, is still really something special. And the performances elevate it a level even beyond that. Timmy is an absolute star and capital A actor, Monica Barbaro is a (incredibly attractive) revelation, and Edward Norton is Edward Fucking Norton. Plus with music this good, presented this well, it's just really tough to beat as far as this kind of movie is concerned. So yes, it feels a bit old fashioned, but also it's a movie where you think “they rarely make 'em like this anymore”, and thats because they never really did.

4. Dune: Part Two - I have a truly wild complaint about this movie: too much happens. Dune: Part I was not only my second favorite film of 2021 but one of my favorite films of the decade so far. And what I liked best about it was the fact that for the first time in a very long time a movie transported me to somewhere that felt totally new and totally visceral. The sense of being immersed in world and just sort of hanging out there for three hours felt completely unique, immersive, and was some real “this is the power of movies!” shit. It looked and felt like nothing I’d ever experienced before. But now for the sequel, had I not only experienced the world before, but rather than feeling fresh and new it started to feel a bit like a typical movie. A focus on plot over world building. Action over atmosphere. Predictability over surprise. And, as with so many epic stories, a difficulty ending things. Now don’t get me wrong, this is still a GREAT movie and better than 99.9% of VFX heavy sci-fi tentpole movies. #VilleneuveForLife. But my expectations were through the roof and, for me, this film got stuck somewhere in the clutter of the attic.

3. Nickel Boys - In one of my day jobs I teach kids about movies and how they’re made, and one thing I feel like I always struggle with is trying to convey how amazing it must have been to experience things we now take for granted for the first time. Things like tracking shots, crane shots, deep focus, breaking the 180 degree line, the basic tools of film storytelling, its visual vocabulary, all had to be thought of and used for the first time by someone, and they likely rewired the brains of viewers when they saw these things for first time. Now Nickel Boys is of course not the first film to told using first-person perspective, but man if I didn’t think about the experience of seeing something totally new the whole time I was watching it. Because the movie looked, and felt, and WAS, unlike anything I’d ever experienced before. It was something brand new, which when you see as many films as I do, is often enough by itself. But this wasn’t just a new form; it was form in service of function. Creating a totally new way to present the human experience generally, and black pain specifically. Literally a new way to view and and connect to it. Normally I talk about watching a film - this felt like living inside one. Nickel Boys is a total game changer, and to the future film teachers out there: if your kids want to know what it is was like to experience this movie for the first time: It rewired my brain. It was incredible.

2. Sing Sing - JUSTICE FOR CLARENCE MACLIN!! HOW AM I NOT GOING TO BE HEARING HIS OSCAR SPEECH THIS YEAR?!? IT WOULD HAVE BEEN ONE OF THE BEST AND MOST DESERVING EVER!!

JUSTICE FOR SING SING!!! IN 99 OUR OF 100 POSSIBLE UNIVERSES THIS IS THE 2024 BEST PICTURE WINNER. EVERYONE INVOLVED WITH THIS MOVIE SHOULD SUE THE A24 MARKETING AND AWARDS CAMPAIGN TEAMS. HOW DO YOU FUMBLE THE BAG THIS BADLY?? I’LL NEVER UNDERSTAND IT!

I DON’T CARE THAT THIS IS DEFINITIVELY A LOWER CASE MOVIE, I’LL NEVER STOP TALKING ABOUT IT IN ALL CAPS. IT DESERVES THAT AND SO MUCH MORE. SEE THIS FILM. IT IS SO SO SPECIAL. YOU WILL LOVE IT OR YOU ARE NOT HUMAN. SING SING!!!!!

1. Anora - Anora is proof that many of the big recurring complaints about movies this year - too much to say, too muddled in tone, too many different movies happening in the same film, etc. - aren’t inherently flaws, they just have to be expertly navigated by a master. Sean Baker is that master. And this movie is a masterful ride. It balances so many plates while swerving around so wildly, yet always feels like the smoothest most enjoyable journey. And it turns the rest of the 2024 movie year on its head. “Important” doesn’t have to be solemn, “serious” can be a ton of fun, and a movie can be whatever it wants to be whenever it wants to be it. Everything Everywhere All At A Specific And Perfectly Calibrated Time. The best comedy, the best fight scene, the most suspense, the most intimate character study, the best hang-out film, the heaviest emotional devastation - it’s all here. It’s a movie for everyone, yet as hyper-specific as it gets. It’s a miracle.

SHORTS RANKED

Incident (Documentary)

I’m Ready, Warden (Documentary)

Wander to Wonder (Animated)

I’m Not A Robot (Live Action)

Yuck! (Animated)

A Lien (Live Action)

Instruments of a Beating Heart (Documentary)

The Man Who Could Not Remain Silent (Live Action)

Anuja (Live Action)

Magic Candies (Animated)

Beautiful Men (Animated)

In The Shadow of the Cyprus (Animated)

The Only Girl in the Orchestra (Documentary)

The Last Ranger (Live Action)

Death by Numbers (Documentary)

#oscars 2025 #anora #sing sing #better man #movies #nickel boys #dune part two #sean baker #a complete unknown

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djfrankk · 2 months ago

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Jahresrückblick 2024 – Part two

33 Alben. (14.01.2025)

BEST ALBUMS

1. the bug – machines i-v

2. the folk implosion – walk thru me 3. isolation berlin – electronic babies 4. shellac – to all trains 5. underworld – strawberry hotel

6. steven julien – dj-kicks: steven julien 7. caribou – honey 8. justice – hyperdrama 9. jamie xx – in waves 10. squarepusher – dostrotime

11. kim gordon – the collective 12. charli xcx – brat 13. pissed jeans – half divorced 14. honey dijon – dj-kicks: honey dijon 15. dizzee rascal – don't take it personal

16. the jesus lizard – rack 17. thurston moore – flow critical lucidity 18. messer – kratermusik 19. metz – up on gravity hill 20. fontaines d.c. – romance

21. peggy gou – i hear you 22. gewalt – doppeldenk 23. ja, panik – don't play with the rich kids 24. idles – tangk 25. beth gibbons – lives outgrown 26. sqürl – music for man ray 27. joe goddard – harmonics 28. the hard quartet – the hard quartet 29. another taste – another taste 30. british murder boys – active agents and house boys

31. four tet – three 32. heavee – unleash 33. loidis – one day

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sesame-sim · 2 years ago

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List of my Bookish Save File settings

1 sim year = 112 sim days, each season 28 days

game clock slowed to half speed (using MCCC)

Baby = 28 sim days (roughly 3 months of human life)

Infant = 196 sim days (age 3 months thru end of age 1)

Toddler = 336 sim days (age 2 thru end of age 4)

Child = 896 sim days (age 5 thru end of age 12)

Teen = 672 sim days (age 13 thru end of age 18)

YA = 1344 sim days (age 19 thru end of age 30)

Adult = 1344 sim days (age 31 thru end of age 42)

Elder = 3360 sim days (age 43 thru 70 or more depending on the lifespan the game gives them)

NOTE - I do not consider elder age to start at 43 in my real life. I make it so for the sim settings just so that sims stop getting pregnant once they leave the adult age range. But I use cc to make them not so elderly-looking when they are in their late 40s and 50s.

Pregnancy span = 84 sim days (which is 3 seasons of the sim year, 9 months)

I used to have all pet age spans corresponding correctly too, but currently pet age spans is not working for me correctly with MCCC after update so all the pets died.

#ts4 #bookish save file

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manysmallhands · 1 year ago

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#Uncool50 Index page

Having made a post indexing my #FearOfMu21c posts, i thought that I might as well index all the #Uncool50 posts too, in case anyone wanted to have a look thru those. This was a challenge posted last year on twitter where those taking part had to pick their 50 favourite singles since the punk era. As well as doing this, I took it upon myself to write a post about each of them, which i eventually stockpiled here (for want of anything else to do with them). A quick word of warning: unlike my posts this year, they were often turned around to short order and consequently i'm less happy with them than the ones i did this time.

Anyway, after we found that most people weren't really interested in picking anything much released after 1985, the organiser (my twitter friend Arron Wright, or @nonoxcol as he is there) decided to do a purely 21st century challenge this year, which is where #FearOfMu21c comes in. But anyway, these were my #Uncool 50 picks. They're listed in no particular order, other than 11 pts were given to the best five songs, with the top one getting an extra point too (as noted below).

1. Abba - Knowing Me, Knowing You

2. Tom Tom Club _ Genius Of Love

3. Dexys Midnight Runners - Come On Eileen (11 pts)

4. Madness - Michael Caine

5. .The Blue Nile - Tinseltown In The Rain

6. Strawberry Switchblade - Since Yesterday

7. Suzanne Vega - Marlene On The Wall

8. Madonna - Dress You Up

9. Nu Shooz - I Can't Wait

10. Kate Bush - Hounds Of Love

11. New Order - Bizarre Love Triangle

12. Talulah Gosh - Steaming Train

13. Public Enemy - Bring The Noise

14. Tears For Fears - Sowing The Seeds Of Love

15. Deee-Lite - Groove Is In The Heart

16. The KLF - Last Train To Trancentral (12 pts)

17. The Orb - Orb In Dub EP

18. Stereolab - Super Electric EP

19. A Tribe Called Quest - Check The Rhime

20. Nirvana - Oh The Guilt

21. Pulp - Lipgloss

22. Underworld - Cowgirl

23. Ween - Freedom Of '76

24. R.E.M. - At My Most Beautiful

25. Sleater-Kinney - You're No Rock n Roll Fun

26. Jeffrey Lewis - The Chelsea Hotel Oral Sex Song

27. Amerie - 1 Thing

28. LCD Soundsystem - North American Scum

29. Electrelane - To The East

30. The Go! Team - Doing It Right

31. Florence + The Machine - Dog Days Are Over (11 pts)

32. Eux Autres - You're Alight

33. MGMT - Flash Delirium

34. Warpaint - Undertow

35. St Vincent - Cruel

36. Sharon Van Etten - Serpents

37. The Soundcarriers - Boiling Point

38. Tullycraft - Lost In Light Rotation

39. The Clientele - On A Summer Trail

40. Trust Fund/Joanna Gruesome - Spilt 12" EP

41. The Juan Maclean - A Simple Design

42. Faith Healer - Again (11 pts)

43. Kendrick Lamar - King Kunta

44. Little Mix - Black Magic

45. Grimes - Kill Vs Maim

46. Solange - Cranes In The Sky

47. Muna - I Know A Place (11 pts)

48. Fred Thomas - Voiceover

49. U.S. Girls - Rosebud

50. Jeanines - Things Change EP

#50favouritesingles #Uncool50 #Music #fearofmu21c #Pop #Altpop #Hip Hop #Indie #Indiepop #Tweepop #Indie Rock #Rock #70s Music #80s Music #90s Music #00s Music #10s Music

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the-snowdrop-system · 7 months ago

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Fuck it, ALL my answers below the cut :3

1) Better than most, but not the greatest tbh...

2) My cousin (STRICTLY PLATONIC she has been helping me thru transition ever since i came out to her)

3) yes, i regret going to southern michigan in january

4) very insecure

5) single

6) i dont care how i die honestly, i just hope its relatively painless.

7) homemade pizza my aunt sent home with my dad today

8) if competing in martial arts as a kid counts, than yes, if not, then no.

9) constantly... i should stop that...

10) 1st day of 4th grade (he was bullying me for years, so i punched him square in the nose. He never bullied me again)

11) no, BUT im a hopeless romantic, so by the time you are reading this, my answer might have changed.

12) constantly... my sleep schedule sucks :)

13) only 2 people. My most recent ex, and the male responsable for half of my existance >:(

14) 5 people. My 3 besties from college, dude i talk to on occasion, and my cousin (see number 2, she lives over 1000 miles away from me)

15) no, i neither physically nor financially could take care of a pet, i wish i did tho, would make life slightly more bearable

16) rn, im upset. I might go over that more in another post, if i do ill link it here.

17) no

18) YES i realize they serve a good perpous to our ecosystem, i just wish they would do it somewhere else 😭

19) yes, to stop myself from going to southern michigan in january. Nothing good has come from that decision.

20) i dont remember where it was... it was a while ago anyways.

21) the same as they have been since i had surgery. Get up and walk around every little bit. Other than that, nothing. Maybe watch some lets plays of the new FNAF game since i cant afford a copy of my own :(

22) no, i wouldnt make a good parent honestly, im not responsible enough...

23) i got my ears pierced in december, but they healed up waaay sooner than they where supposed to so now i have 0. what a waste of money >:(

24) math and technology. Dont get me wrong, i am bad at both, but they are still what im best at 😭

25) wait, you already asked this question :(

26) food wise: nothing. In general: a hug.

27) probably yes, but they did worse to me.

28) yep, my most recent ex. (They are also the one mentioned in 27)

29) she did something to me, i stormed off, and she cried because i was upset, does that count?

30) i have a list :) see number 16.

31) no

32) pink or blue 🏳️‍⚧️

33) sometimes? It really depends honestly. Some people i trust to much, and other people i dont trust enough smh...

34) i drempt something about stawberrys last night i dont remember any specifics...

35) one of my parents. I dont remember which one tho.

36) i give everyone a second chance, but if you fuck up again im done. (If i can give the 2 people i hate a second chance, than i can give other people second chances as well.)

37) forget, only cus i got memory issues. But in all seriousness, i have a hard time with both...

38) FUCK NO this shit the worst!

39) 16 i think...?

40) NO????

Where the hell are questions 41-50? I feel like im getting ripped off! /j

51) Quesadillas

52) no, cus what "reason" is there for cancer? What "reason" is there for biggotry? What "reason" is there for plagues and pandemics? If someone can answer those, then i might reconsider.

53) turn on a quiet youtube video to listen too to help me sleep and turn on a fan to keep me cool.

54) cheating, no. Open relationships are one thing, but when two people are together in a closed relationship and one of them cheats, thats just wrong.

55) i try to be nice, but some people make that reeeeally hard. I can be a massive bitch if i need to be.

56) 1. My bully in elementary school.

57) yes, but i also believe it is very hard to find.

58) light snow

59) ... yes.

60) eventually, but only if im allowed to wear a cute wedding dress. (Ive had multiple exes say "if we get married you still have to wear a suit" [for reference im a trans woman])

61) depends on the context, but yea, it can be.

62) get back to me on that one. Im not sure anymore. The things that used to make me happy now only just get me by. I dont know how to feel happy rn.

63) fuck yea, i hate my dead name and want to legally change it, but there is that whole "im broke af" issue i gotta fix 1st.

64) yea, cus i would rather punch them than kiss them tbh.

65) i am gonna change the word from sex to gender in this question just because it will be easier to answer. I have 1 male friend, and idk what i would do if he said he likes me tbh...

66) yee. Same dude as 65

67) last man i talked to was my dad, other than him, the friend i mentioned in the last 2 answers.

68) prolly same dude as before, we where discussing FNAF lore

69) 2 people destined for eachother from birth? No. 2 people who form a bond stronger than just love, yes.

70) each of the 5 people i miss (see question 14)

70 horrible questions ... Fuck it

01: Do you have a good relationship with your parents? 02: Who did you last say “I love you” to? 03: Do you regret anything? 04: Are you insecure? 05: What is your relationship status? 06: How do you want to die? 07: What did you last eat? 08: Played any sports? 09: Do you bite your nails? 10: When was your last physical fight? 11: Do you like someone? 12: Have you ever stayed up 48 hours? 13: Do you hate anyone at the moment? 14: Do you miss someone? 15: Have any pets? 16: How exactly are you feeling at the moment? 17: Ever made out in the bathroom? 18: Are you scared of spiders? 19: Would you go back in time if you were given the chance? 20: Where was the last place you snogged someone? 21: What are your plans for this weekend? 22: Do you want to have kids? How many? 23: Do you have piercings? How many? 24: What is/are/were your best subject(s)? 25: Do you miss anyone from your past? 26: What are you craving right now? 27: Have you ever broken someone’s heart? 28: Have you ever been cheated on? 29: Have you made a boyfriend/girlfriend cry? 30: What’s irritating you right now? 31: Does somebody love you? 32: What is your favourite color? 33: Do you have trust issues? 34: Who/what was your last dream about? 35: Who was the last person you cried in front of? 36: Do you give out second chances too easily? 37: Is it easier to forgive or forget? 38: Is this year the best year of your life? 39: How old were you when you had your first kiss? 40: Have you ever walked outside completely naked? 51: Favourite food? 52: Do you believe everything happens for a reason? 53: What is the last thing you did before you went to bed last night? 54: Is cheating ever okay? 55: Are you mean? 56: How many people have you fist fought? 57: Do you believe in true love? 58: Favourite weather? 59: Do you like the snow? 60: Do you wanna get married? 61: Is it cute when a boy/girl calls you baby? 62: What makes you happy? 63: Would you change your name? 64: Would it be hard to kiss the last person you kissed? 65: Your best friend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do? 66: Do you have a friend of the opposite sex who you can act your complete self around? 67: Who was the last person of the opposite sex you talked to? 68: Who’s the last person you had a deep conversation with? 69: Do you believe in soulmates? 70: Is there anyone you would die for?

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If My Life Were a TV Show Season 2025

January

1. Freeloaders aka I Help You Out One a Time and Now You Won’t Leave

2. WTF or Is Today Really Thursday??

3. Finally a Day to Myself, Oh Wait Here Comes the Loneliness and Existential Dread

4. First Deep Clean of the Year

5. I Can Fix It (but I Might Also Burn a Hole Thru a Lampshade)

6. Authority Figures Hate Me But What Else Is New

7. Is Today My Last Straw? No Because I Can Yap With The Girlies

8. I Wish Today Could’ve Been an Email But I Had Way Too Many Things to Do Featuring Painfully Obvious Either Gay Bestie or BF at Plato’s Closet in Palm Beach Gardens

9. I Didn’t Have Time to Pee Until 2pm Because I Really Was THAT Busy

10. The Last Showgirl Hit a Bit Too Close to Home Even Tho I’m Not a Middle Aged Vegas Showgirl

11. Reasons I Hate Being an Adult- Grocery Shopping

12. I Contemplated Running Over An Obnoxious White Dude with a Sports Car That Should Be Illegal but I Was On the Clock 🙄

13. My Knees Really Said Have Fun Walking Without Me 🤡

14. Knees Are Even More Fucked and Now Both My Bosses Are Mad at Me and There’s Not Nearly Enough Time to Get Everything Done But It’s Fine This is FINE 🐶🔥

15. Janice Once Again Tells Me I’m Not Doing Anything and I Shouldn’t Be Stressed Because I Basically Do Nothing and I Obviously Don’t Value My Life Enough to See a Doctor When I Actually Don’t Have Enough Time 😮‍💨🫠

16. I Came 👌🏻 Close To Quitting My Job and Then My Roomie Has a Date Over My Life is Honestly A Joke Also Somehow My Knees Are Fine???

17. My Therapist Thinks I Need to Check Myself Into the Hospital Because a Grippy Socks Vacation is the Only Way I’m Getting a Day Off Work

18. TikTok is Actually Getting Banned, the Monkey Man Movie Actually Made Me Cry, and I Vented to Tara

19. Made it Through the Workday Without Jumping Off the Roof of the Library and They Switched Mufasa and Babygirl

20. Rainy Day Spent Watching September 5, Dissociating World Events, and I Actually Need Help for My Eating Disorder

21. Too Busy to Think About Janice and I Went Off On A Pro-Trump Patron

22. I Tried and Failed to Explain Trauma Dumping to My Coworkers and it was Somehow Warmer Outside than it was on the Fourth Floor

23. Told the CEO of the Library Foundation that I’m Turning My Life into a Sitcom and I Realized Only One Person Has Thanked Me After Six Months of Hard Work Gotta Love Being a Woman 🫠😮‍💨🤡🥺 Featuring Lady in an 80s Tracksuit Who I Helped Open a Shop in Facebook Marketplace for a Solid Hour

24. Thought it Would Be a Good Idea to Try The Higher Dose of My Antidepressants and I Couldn’t Stomach Food for the Entire Day 🫠😮‍💨🤢

25. I Depression Cleaned My Room Hoping that It Would Distract Me From How Lonely and Depressed I Am (It Didn’t) Feat Doomscrolling on the Apps Not Controlled by Trump

26. Wrote A Four Page List of What I’ve Accomplished and I’m Pretty Sure Janice Will Still Say It’s Nothing Also I Helped A Canadian Apply for a Visa to Sail Their Boat to the Bahamas

27. I Expected Today to Be The Worst But I Actually Felt Appreciated and That I Made the Right Choice Becoming a Librarian Also I May Have Convinced Someone to Become a Librarian Feat Me Unlocking Rage at Not Being Taken Seriously

28. My Last Every Tuesday Night Shift Got Me in the Feels

29. Spent a Good Hour Planning on Setting Up a Room and a Bunch of Other Stuff

30. I Officially Hit Rock Bottom and Somehow Worked Through It

31. It’s Time to Get Out of Dodge and Maybe Move Back in With My Parents 🤡

February

1. Somehow Survived the First Month of the Year Without Dying From Malnutrition Feat. Laney Having to Nurse Herself Back to Health (Again)

2. My Coworkers Try to Convince Me to Stay and I Start to Pack Up My Shit Because the Writing is on the Wall Also My Coworker Showed Me a Plaque for a Coworker Who Hanged Herself After I Said I Was Suicidal

3. Spent the Day Walking on Egg Shells Hoping I Don’t Piss Off Janice

4. Had to Meet with the Library Director and They Added Another Condition to My Probation On the Day I’m Wearing the Most Restrictive Clothes (the symbolism)

5. The Horrors Persist, Yet So Do I Feat. Laney Drinking Copious Amounts of Soda and Hating Having to Work Wednesday Nights

6. The Longest Workday Ever and I May Have Helped a Cop Find a Runaway Teen?

7. Had to Convince Three Therapists That I’m Totally Fine 😮‍💨 and My Life is 100% Not Falling Apart 🤡 I’ve Actually Never Been Better 🫠 Thanks for Asking 🙄 No I’m Not Crying 🥺 It’s My Eye Cream (it actually was my eye cream)

8. I Start to Feel Well Enough to Think About Alternate Realities Where My Life Doesn’t Suck Maybe I’ll Get Lucky and Die At Work But Probably Not

9. All the Crazy Things Happened and It’s Probs Because It’s Super Bowl Sunday Feat. Laney Driving to Two Grocery Stores for Eggs Only to Cook Using a Rusted Cast Iron Skillet

10. So Much Crazy Shit Happened I Can’t Fit It All Into One Title But It Was Comedy Gold

11. Laney Realizes the Only Reason This Week Has Been Okay and Productive is Because Tara and Janice Are Gone

12. Laney is Humiliated by the Probation Mandated Counselor then the Library Director but Vents About it to Her Coworkers She Wants to Scream SOMETHING NEEDS TO CHANGE AROUND HERE

13. Thought My Week Was Ok Then Janice Brought Up Her Future Plans and I Fumed About it All Night

14. Laney Spends Her 30th Valentines Day Alone Just Like Every Year (Paddington in Peru was Worth the Hype)

15. I Try to Be Productive but Spend Most of the Day Rotting in Bed

16. Tara’s Back and I Think I Was Able to Toe the Line and Not Mention I’m SO CLOSE to Quitting

17. Laney Realizes She’s Truly on Her Own and Isn’t Sure She Can Face It But She Also Knows She’s Always Had Her Own Back

18. Somehow Survived the Day I’d Rather Die than Confront and it Was as Brutal as Anticipated but I’m Still Here

19. Laney Hates Filling Out Contracts and W-9s But She’s Also Damn Good at it Plus She Was Too Busy to Contemplate Death or How Much She Hates Her Job

20. My Brother Says I’m Definitely Getting Fired and the Only Good Part of the Day Was Acquiring Target’s Easter Birds

21. Laney’s Therapist Spends the Session Writing to HR and Laney Goes to the Movies to Unwind Only for the Movie Theater to Have a Power Outage and She Also Accidentally Crashes Her Roomie’s Date 🤡🫠

22. Laney Wastes Most of the Day Not Doing Much and Fails at Cutting Her Bangs But At Least Her Sheets Will Be Clean (Long After She’s Fallen Asleep)

23. Laney’s Pretty Sure She Got Stuff Done at Work (Debatable) But the Memes and Office Decorations Were Her Proudest Accomplishments

#2025 #my life is a sitcom #but a depressing one #notes app #episode titles #got the idea from tiktok

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