#david69

[verita-lapalissiana]

premetto che non ho ancora visto anatomia di una caduta ma sta domanda della marcuzzi non è un po' tipo. il contrario del point che quel film vuole fare

[dreamers-queen]

E questo gli Oscar non lo sanno fare

[dreamers-queen]

Sempre meno di quanti ne avrebbe meritati

ridendo e scherzando 'Rapito' quanti ne sta incassando?? non me l'aspettavo

[lehnsherrrr]

Fanfic takes (either controversial or common I don’t know)

I just want to say that I hope I don’t offend or upset anyone with this post, I’ve been reading fanfiction for 9 years and I’ve never been able to talk about it until this very moment. Just want to know if anyone relates.

First of all, I’m sorry but I absolutely cannot stand a fic that’s written in the style of a group chat.

Like:

David69: Hey

Jones420: Whatsup

It’s so unnatural, it doesn’t make sense, it always feels forced. I don’t mind a group chat segment cause I understand that may be hard to describe, but the whole thing? Come on man, you’ve obviously got the idea, no shame in just trying to write it normally. I love creativity but I CANNOT with it.

Then it’s like obvious things, or I’d like to think they’re obvious. Punctuation.

Bad punctuation will ruin your whole fic no matter how good your idea or descriptions are, no matter how many words or chapters. I will assume you are 12. You don’t have to understand what one of these ; does, just at least know when there’s supposed to be a paragraph.

I can’t believe the amount of fics I’ve abandoned because two different people would have dialogue in the same paragraph. Come on man.

It’s forgivable if you are actually young (but I don’t want to be reading fanfiction written by someone young, no offence younger me) or if English is not your first language. That being said, I’m mostly sure that punctuation is pretty similar for most languages.

If you struggle like I do/did with things such as how long sentences should be, rereading it always helps. Especially if you leave some time between writing it and proof reading. So often I’ll come back to my work and be like “tf was I trying to say??? Is that even English??”

Better yet, use an ai voice to read it for you. Love a bit of ethical use of ai. (There’s apps that have voices that have been bought and not stolen.) ((but no one’s gonna hurt you if you want to hear Morgan freeman read out your smut shot))

Also Grammarly is free, it can scan your text and tell you what could be improved.

This one might be a me thing, like a “what do yall know about them” sort of situation. Mischaracterisation is obviously a crime unless it’s an au specifically about that, BUT, I mean specifically their dialogue.

I’m autistic (if you couldn’t tell) and have synthesisia, so this might be different for me, but I can hear the characters talking before I write it. I can hear exactly how they’d respond and what words they’d use, their little movements and body language they’d make while saying it. So when I read a fic that writes 2 middle aged men like they’re texting teenagers, I get a little peeved. It’s not the biggest crime, I will continue to read anyway, but I often separate those characters from the source material in my head. I’m reading a fanfiction about these characters, they gotta be those characters, not just people with the same names and features.

Honestly being me I’d probs write a million more things here, I’m a professional hater. To be honest though I do enjoy hating, I think it’s a love language of sorts. I like to pay attention. I also feel bad when I can see that an author probs had a good idea but I just cannot read it. I’d never ever ever leave a comment saying anything, not even a “hey girly! Just so yk you need to use paragraphs!” Sort of comment. I just hope people learn from their own mistakes and develop as they get experience.

Anyway.

PEACE AND LOVE

Plz share any more grievances in the comments or reposts, love a good yap!

[platypus-quacks-too]

questo david finale miglior colpo di scena dai tempi di luke sono tuo padre

[dreamers-queen]

Mi ricordo sempre con piacere di quando incontrai Milena Vukotic, è una signora dolcissima

[dreamers-queen]

Polemica sacrosanta e doverosa

ABBIAMO PURE LA POLEMICA

[dreamers-queen]

La Cortellesi farebbe prima a restare là visto l'andazzo

[dreamers-queen]

Mixed By Erry rapinato su tutti i fronti ma non capite un cazzo

[platypus-quacks-too]

non so come tutti premiati mancati non facciano scattare i flashback di guerra a biggio

[platypus-quacks-too]

questo premio e questo discorso davanti a sangiuliano e la pluri non lettrice però è poetic cinema dobbiamo dirlo

[platypus-quacks-too]

il film non l'ho visto ma deve vincere farri perchè quell'uomo suona rent free nella mia testa

[platypus-quacks-too]

Allora io tifo paola ma barbara è la mia bimba ed è BRAVISSIMA è come chiedere se voglio bene più a mamma o a mamma

[platypus-quacks-too]

se qua non vince la mia terra e papà diodato vi vengo a cercare uno per uno ve lo dico

[platypus-quacks-too]

allora tecnicamente come regia mi è piaciuto ammetto più palazzina laf ma paoletta non ha cambiato la traiettoria del cinema italiano per non portarsi a casa tutti i premi okay

[platypus-quacks-too]

giorgia cuore mio bellissima bravissima anche se ti hanno vestita da riccio di mare spaziale