#david's at it yet again!

[binary-bird]

the saga continues

are froot loops not festive

[hansoeii]

crowley

[tenthrees]

Crowley only having a soft spot for Aziraphale + Aziraphale's reaction to it

"You saw the expression on Aziraphale's face when Crowley turned up in the prison cell, and when Crowley vanished the paint-stains. It was the happiest he had been in ages." -Neil Gaiman

[elodee]

*head in hands*

[poirott]

David Suchet filming AGATHA CHRISTIE'S POIROT 3x01 "The Mysterious Affair at Styles"

Rare behind the scenes footage from AGATHA CHRISTIE: UNFINISHED PORTRAIT documentary via BBC, aired September 20 1990 (please excuse the blurriness).

[isthatacalzone]

been rewatching S4 and thinking about the fact when River was probably at his most terrified, trying to figure out why someone was trying to kill his grandfather and how to protect him, the logical conclusion he came to was Standish. Standish is safe. he can go to France and not be preoccupied with how his ailing grandfather is faring because Catherine Standish is looking after him.

and then I start thinking how proud Standish must have felt when River turned up at her door with the most important person in his life and said "please look after him". Catherine Standish, who for so long was seen as a risk because of her addiction - someone unreliable and not to be trusted, trusted with someone that precious. no wonder she took it so seriously when Lamb turned up on her doorstep. "River asked me to look after him", and by god was she going to

[expelliarmus]

[ingravinoveritas]

New Michael photo shoot for an article in Vera // Virgin Atlantic in-flight magazine!

[winged-bat]

Cass Cain || Music

Guys seriously go listen to this song, its like soo Cass its not even funny

[unhingedpirates]

(psst. guys i don't think frenchie is left-handed at all)

[thegeorgiatennantblog]

NEW!

[psygull]

Log Lady costume feat. The Devil From The Bible

[refinedstorage]

Old Man

[disappearinginq]

🌹Some slow horses goodness if you please 🌹

OF COURSE. This is in fact a separate story, one where River has been missing for more than a week and a hospital finally calls saying that the Slough House landline was the only number their mystery patient said to call. They're all convinced River got himself in trouble - again - but it turns out for once, it's actually not his fault. It's Lamb's.

Perhaps if he hadn’t known River - or at least, of River - for most of the man’s life, he would feel differently. Maybe if he hadn’t known the Old Bastard for years, and hated him more than most, which was a high bar. Maybe if River was even half the bastard his grandfather was, Lamb would’ve found it easier to dislike him, or leave him to wallow in the ego was sure River would have, with David Cartwright as a grandfather.

Truth be told, he’d expected someone more like Spider. Some slicked back, arrogant little shit who got his suits and shaves down on Savile Row, who would rant about how his grandfather wouldn’t allow him to be treated with such disrespect, and to just wait until my grandfather hears about this.

Instead, he got River.

River arrived at Slough House with less than most - he didn’t last long enough to get a desk to clean out before finding himself in exile. As Catherine showed him around the building, River offered very little, and what he did say were mostly minor and vague pleasantries. He didn’t complain about the small, dark room he was relegated to, which was by design directly below Lamb’s own office so he could subject the younger Cartwright to having to listen through thin walls and thinner ceiling to whatever struck Lamb’s fancy for a form of torture.

Lamb made all the right noises, vowing to make River quit by the end of the first day, and if by some wild happenstance he was wrong about River’s capacity for punishment, by the end of the first week. He pointed out River’s monumental failure - a training exercise? You didn’t even fail at real life - that he wouldn’t even be a footnote in his grandfather’s legacy because surely, David would disavow him just as the Park had.

He expected indignation, and protests that Lamb was full of shit or didn’t know anything about him, and he would be back at the Park as soon as he called his grandfather and pulled some strings. He expected the normal whining that came with every new Slough House addition, dialed up to eleven to accommodate Park Royalty entitlement. He expected rage.

But the only anger River had was for himself.

[mccallhero]

favourite ouat scenes: 22/?

[borgialucrezia]

CESARE BORGIA + dragging his brother around "You have a priest for a brother?"