#david you will never not be funny to me

[plutosheaven]

David, on finding out that Crystal has her powers back: "I can't wait to be a god again."

David, one week ago, on month three of possessing a powerful psychic:

[xxplastic-cubexx]

cherik mpreg son onslaught that charles gave birth to

actually appalled how this is a factual sentence and that this is canonical comic book lore

[thetrinitytest]

if ianto jones (NOT gareth david-lloyd. actual ianto jones) walked through your door and said he wasnt dead and he needed a kidney and you were the only match what would you do

i am holding his face in my hands, kissing that man on the forehead, and asking him if he wants the left or right one

[forcedhesitation]

dead by daylight-- the game where you can play as steve harrington from stranger things, and can get sent to partake in a match of murder hide and seek at midwich elementary from silent hill, where you can then use a lute to perform bardic inspiration from dungeons and dragons to give a bonus to your teammates, except for the one who is being chased by nemesis from resident evil 3.

[widowshill]

the child does nothing but lie

[spell-of-the-rain]

I SCREAMED

[lynchianightmare]

So, a recent string of comments brought me to memory lane.

I was in a Pink Floyd instagram group, (I owned a rock account there) and one day they sent like a naked picture of roger(if its him? anyways you couldn’t see anything) with one of his wives??

MY QUESTION IS HOW DO PEOPLE FIND THIS THINGS???? WHY???? AND HOW DID THE PICS COME OUT? DID HE GAVE THEM TO A FRIEND AND THEN THE FRIEND DECIDED TO POST IT IN SOME SKETCHY BLOG? DID HE GIVE HIS CONSENT FOR THE PIC TO BE ON THE INTERNET? is it really him?

-So many questions and so little answers…

If this happened to me I’d be mortified.

(Also, was someone else in the group Pink Floyd antis? if so, did you sent the pic? If so, WHY? WHY?)

[quietwingsinthesky]

just going to keep this au tucked into the back of my mind for the rest of the show btw. doctor who if his companions literally would not leave him alone. he keeps getting new companions and they’re just. integrated into the tardis family. bonding over how much they all love this weird pathetic spaceman who has enriched and/or ruined their lives.

[fregget-frou]

You know what.

Every Raudio character is neurodivergent, why? Because I said so.

ExpeciALLY YOU 🫵 IM LOOKING AT YOU:

David, Lasko, Damien, Darlin, Huxley, Starlight, Freelancer, Guy, Caelum!!!

No they don’t all have autism just because they’re my favorites no whaattt

[mackmp3]

https://www.tumblr.com/hurts4maya/741688007153827840?source=share

*plonks this post here for you*

*shaking* hahahaha yeah uhm haha was that first gif the uhhh homoerotic tension casanova film???? i think in that movie he's in love with this woman who's dressing as a guy for a bit or something but i looked at that like OHHHHHHHH. GAYYYY. anyways.

[lenievi]

<3 <3 <3

[tankgotstuckinthecircusgate]

sure fine WHATEVER . rocco related things 1927 -> 1932

[britneyshakespeare]

I don't even think of David Copperfield as a Victorian novel. I think of it like it's the Peanuts or the Simpsons

[phantomram-b00]

I love how the moment I went to check something real quick on TikTok I get a David Tennant Ad about EEBAFTA’s (or is it BAFTA??).

(edit: OKAY CLEARLY I NEEDED TO WATCH THE ENTIRE VIDEO BECAUSE HE GOING TO BE HOSTING?!?!? WHAT?! Also I just realize he wearing a nonbinary pin like-like-🥰)

[omegasmileyface]

i have so many issues with detroit become human on literally every level. from cultural effect to aesthetics to gameplay to details that dont matter whatsoever to where it stands in comparison to other david cage games (wrt to his ~cinematic~ approach and uh... unique input method)

[magentagalaxies]

speaking of my vinyl collection my uncle said he'd let me have his vinyl of the star wars holiday special soundtrack featuring the song "merry christmas r2d2" by a young bon jovi and i think that might end up being one of the funniest things i own