#dats Tinsley

[imnooboo]

The Fink Legacy: Gen 1, Tig Fink 🍰

Though one of my closest friends, Tinsley and I had only met each other three years ago. I was in the need of a roommate in the middle of March, and she was in the need of a last minute place to live. After an apparently gruelling three semesters in university, Tinsley dropped out. Not ready to go back home and admit defeat, I let her stay with me. Needless to say, the Internet doesn’t always lead you to creepos. (Unless you consider Tinsley’s relentless desire to set me up with strangers a pretty creepy fetish.)

Regardless, Tinsley and I have been through a lot together. Granted, I’m usually the one who’s getting her in trouble, but I think she likes taking care of me. Which leads me to here – walking the plank to a dreaded blind date just to keep my best friend happy... Even if it means not venting to her about the Waterside Warble for a couple hours.

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[singingpuddle]

My commentary whilst watching Buzzfeedblue’s “The Ghost Town At Vulture Mine”

Happy day after Friday the 13th ya spooks. In honor of this especially spoopy occaasion and our favorite bois new vid. I am doing another commentary.

Warning:

1. I ship them, if you don’t that’s cool with me.

2. This post is super long

3. I long for the day I no longer have to cross out the boy in boyfriend when it comes to these two. this will be abundantly clear by the amount of times i do

4. After a little bit i will stop putting full names, so just know.

5.I recommend watching the video along with or before going through this post, because if you haven’t seen it you will be lost.

R=Ryan and S=Shane

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Shane: He’s my Ghoulfriend™

R: This is totally not a date

Me: Welp, this is going to be interesting

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Me: This is so cute. Like your just lightly chatting with him to make sure hes okay.

S: Who? Me? I’m just as creeped out as he is.

Me: Yeah but your like helping him along.

S: Well yeah, that’s what good boyfriends do.

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Me: They look like two gay dads on a camping trip.

R: Why is everything have to be gay and paternal?

Me: Well you guys are gay as heck.

R: We are both in straight relationships.

Me: O.K. correction, you both act gay as heck with each other.

R: Better. But the dad thing?

Me: Oh that? Your both older men who act goofy and seem like you would be good fathers.

R: Thanks?

Me: Your welcome.

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R: “Maybe tonight you’ll get lucky then.”

Me: Look Rye Berg, I now you were talking about ghosts (which let’s be honest we know you have a kink for), but that sentence taken out of context is really-

R: You say gay and I will kick you out of your own comments post.

Me: You can’t do that, that’s breaking the fourth wall if there is one.

R: Try me.

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Ari tests Ryan

“Gay”: Said

Threats: Made

Shane: Entertained

Ari is forcibly removed from her own text post

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Me: He needs to be blinded to see the ghosts.

R: *yelling from near the door* Shane stop writing as if your Ari. I kicked her out, I get to be her.

Me: Be her?

R: I get to take over position on this post.

Ari: *banging on door* Let me in you Bastard

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Me: Just two heterosexual men being bros.

Ari: *bursts in after unscrewing the door hinges* ITS GAY, ITS GAY FLIRTING, IM TAKING BACK MY GODDAMN POST GODDAMN IT!

S: You’re doing amazing sweetie!

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Me: *after wrestling Ryan for keyboard control* Look my two favorite things, Quartz and Gold

S: I like her commentary better, more pure.

R: She has called us gay how many times?

S: Why does it matter, it’s not like she hates our girlfriends or would force the ship on us.

Me,R,&S: *cough at those types of shippers*

R: Yeah but it’s still a bit annoying.

Me: You don’t make it hard to think those things though.

R: Yeah yeah, just get back to the video.

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Me: Dango

Shane: You could say that again.

Me: Dango.

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Me: boyfriends

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Me: If you don’t think ghost towns are creepy you can shut the hell up. They are creepy as shit.

S&R: Preach

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R: “That being said.”

S: Take a sip babes.

Me: I totally forgot about the drinking game. *gets up to leave then glares at Ryan* I don’t trust you though

*Locks computer*

*Runs downstairs to get drink*

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Me: IM BACK WITCHES! What happened while I was gone.

S: Oh nothing. Ryan sucked me off, we discussed the meaning of life. Ya know the usge.

R: THE FUCK SHANE

S & Me: *finger guns*

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Me: That happened once in an episode of Ms. Fishers Murder Mysteries.

R: You watch like way to many shows about murder.

S: Yeah should we be worried

Me: No, you shouldn’t. I just think they’re interesting.

R: Ok??

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(+1 for Shanesquatch making his boyfriend smile)

(+1 for Beanpole McFlannel Lightening the mood as to calm both himself and his boyfriend)

(+1 for smiley boyfriends)

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Me: Ah… remember the days of Shook Ryan™. Now he is just mildly stirred

S: IDK, he still gets pretty shook

Me: We shall see

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Me: YOU IDIOTS, YOUR DOING THE “dumb white girl in a horror movie thing” AND ITS STUPID.

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Me: *mocking ryan* I SHooooooK myself

R: Fuck off, you would have been terrified if you went.

Me: Thus Why I didnt

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Me: I don’t get it? Why is this funny? Inside joke???

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Me: He had a “secret mine” in the “Supersticion Mountians”? Boi, no he didn’t. They are called the fucking Supersticion mountains.  That’s like saying I have a boyfriend living in the “I TOTALLY DON’T HAVE A GIRLFRIEND” mountains.

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(+1 This entire section of bants)

(+1 for making me laugh so hard I had to pause and take a break)

(+1 for playfully flirty boyfriends)

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R&S,&Me: (wheeze)

Me: … do I need to say it?

R: Say what?

S: Let me guess. *shitty impression of me* “gay”.

Me: approximately, I was gonna say “Interesting”.

S: Which is just your way of saying. “There are very few scenarios involving this that aren’t at least partially gay.”

Me: Well I’m shook.

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Me: you guys fucked in the glory hole didn’t you?

S: Yup, the fucking tragedy is we went on this road trip not to film a video but to fuck I a haunted cave called the glory hole. You caught us.

Me: *Giggling*

R: *shook*

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Me: Boi, fuck safety imma get rich. *pickaxe motion* YEET

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S&Me: TAKE A FUCKING SIP BABES

Me: Blech, cold coffee. Hey Shane imma go warm this up. Can you make sure Ryan doesn’t take over again

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Me: Hey Ryan, how bout them spooks

R: Shane, she literally just ask you not to do that.

Me: No she said not to let you do this.

R: …

Me: … she sure is taking her time.

R: You think its on purpose?

Me: Probabaly not, I can hear her coming up the stairs now.

Ari: Mkay im back.

R: you keep leaving, why?

Ari: Because I don’t keep food and drinks in my room? Chill dude.

Me: …

Ari: Also Shane, give me back the keyboard.

Me: fine.

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Me: That moment you realize your relationship has changed you.

R: We are not in a relationship.

Me: Friends right. You guys have a Friend-ship.

R: Fine.

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Me: Ass- Bat™ my new favorite super hero.

S: Behind Razor boy right?

R: (wheeze) Yeah behind Razor boy.

Me: Nah behind C.C. Tinsley

(+1 for Shane “Heart eyes” Madaj)

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Me: Rocks around here can rustle in the breeze, that breeze being a twister.

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Me: You know what me too Shane, Me too. Give me dat gold and dat good smooch but if you want violence im not ya gal.

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Me: Look at the cute lil messy boyfriends in the recording booth.

(+1 for Shane's face)

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Me: can we just stop and appreciate how good y’all look.

R: Thanks.

(+1 for Shay May’s heart eyes)

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Me: ok… STAHP, YOUR HURTING ME.

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Me: Dango my dude. Don’t steal.

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Me: Shane? Are you like, proud of him?

S: Yeah it was good.

Me: Okayy?

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S & Me: Ass-Bat™

Me: Back at it again.

S: Coming for your ass.

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R: Im feeling brave, test me bitch

*something happens*

R: *shookest*

Me: (WHEEZE) You’re fucking bravery went right out that fucking window.

R: Oh, it was just the camera.

Me: Dango my dude, you shuuk.

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Me: Oh shit, Shanes collars up, you know whay that means.

R: What?

Me: Duh, Douchebag Shane, but only to ghosts.

S: I would be mad, but you’re totally right.

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Me: That’s not at all traumatizing. A school kid being like “My best friend Timothy died last week and now I have to walk by the grave every day when I go to school.

S: Totally not traumatizing.

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S: Boy, you spookin ya-self. Chill it with the rumor this and allegedly that. Ghost towns are creepy enough as it is.

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*creepy ghost piano plays G note*

Me: Ok you ghosties are you trying to hurt me

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Me: The heck is that?

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Me: Yeah caus help scratched into the wall and the shooting range paper riddled with holes weren’t already omens enough

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Me: … You idjits

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(+1 for goofy smiley boyfriends)

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Me: Wait a sec, you’re not boyfriends…. Your boofriends

R: (wheeze)

S: You know somehow that’s just as bad, I love it.

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R: *is being a goof*

S: *suddenly a dom for some reason*

R: *immediately becomes submissive and starts to do what he says*

Me: What did I just witness?

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Me: Ah you noticed that too Shane? Yeah, well its your fucking fault.

S: NO REGERTS

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Me: Demon Shane, its looking a little bit more cannon.

R: *shook*

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Me: Yo Rye, you finna… *waggling eyebrows in Shanes direction*

S: You wanna wax my carrot, make it all shiny?

R: Shut the fuck up both of you.

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Me: Ass-Bat™ this time not only coming for your ass but that sweet shiny carrot as well.

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Me: Tbh it just sounds like Shane saying what. But like, he didn’t soooooooo…

Not Shane Ghost voice: What?

Me: So it’s clearly a ghost.

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Me: Aww look at you two being all coy and blushy because your gonna polish each others pickles later.

R&S: ...

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Me: (wheeze) I CAN’T STOP FUCKING LAUGHING. You fucking JUMPED out that house. Any more shook and you would have jumped into Shane’s arms.

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Me: YESS.. give me that cinematic shit.

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