#dating ur doppelganger

[backfliips]

my tav again :]

[hannahhook7744]

Another story idea if ur not too busy: Pin digs up some royal Auradon prep dirt for his cousin Tulip (who goes to a different school) so they can laugh at it later!

Story Title; Auradon Gossip.

Pin plopped onto Tulip's bed, looking excited. "You will never believe what I heard!"

Tulip didn't even glance up from her journal as she jotted down some ideas she had in mind for future pranks. That didn't mean she wasn't interested, however. "Go on…."

"Ally is twins with Cj Hook!"

That caught the red head's attention. Her writing ceased. "Our Ally?! As in your sister, Ally?!" 

"Yes, that Ally!"

"What? No way!"

"Yes way! Someone took a picture of Hook when she kidnapped Ben and compared it to a picture of Ally, and everyone in school is saying their twins. Or doppelgangers!"

Tulip wasn't convinced. "That makes no sense, dingus. Ally is your sister, remember?"

Pin shook his head "that's the thing, Ally's adopted. I overheard mom and dad talking about it!"

"That doesn't mean her dad is Captain Hook. That'd be impossible—" Tulip protested, only to be cut off by her cousin. 

"Nothing is impossible."

"I'm pretty sure some things are,in fact, impossible. But anyway, what other gossip you got?"

The ravenette pouted but didn't bother protesting as he moved on. 

"I heard that Bobby and Tiger Peony are dating—"

"Where'd you hear that from?"

"Will Darling."

"That's not gossip, then. It's the truth, dingus."

"How are you gonna call me dingus when I'm smarter than you?"

"Excuse you?! I'm the smart one!"

"Says who?"

"Says society!"

"That's a lie and you know it!"

Tulip went quiet for a moment. 

Pin did too.

Then a moment turned into two. Then three. Then four.. 

"We're gonna prank the hell out of Bobby for this, aren't we?"

"Without a doubt."

"What should we do?"

Tulip grinned and her eyes darkened, causing Pin to lean away from her, warily. "Oh, I've got that covered…"

Pin shrunk in on himself, gulping. "Oh man, I do not like where this is going..."

"Oh shut up."

[cherienymphe]

I love ur writing so I read anything u write even if I don't know the fandom .

And I know nothing about TVD , I saw all ur post and now I'm so curious ( plz I hope I'm not annoying u) .

But how come Klaus was not obsessed with Elena if she was a doppelganger and his old love?? I mean isn't that why the Salvatore's love her?

Pretty sure it's because he was focused on needing her to lift the curse or something like that. Also he didn't love tatia. He was just obsessed with her. By that logic he would've been obsessed with Katherine which he was not. Elijah is more along the lines of what you want considering he genuinely loved tatia, dated Katherine, and was also very much taken by Elena too

Plus Klaus was practicing emotional incest with Rebekah

[groundramon]

Me, a person with two QPPs: *doesn't understand QP relationships*

[captain-athos]

sorry people are talking about fleetwood mac drama again and I can feel the infodump energy so here are some great bits of information esp. w regards to Rumours (1977)

- The album isn’t as pessimistic as everyone says it is!! Dreams and Don’t Stop are pretty positive! Songbird isn’t melancholy so much as it is just kind of introspective! Gold Dust Woman has a determination to it that lifts it out of being just morose!

- Having said that though, You Make Lovin’ Fun is about Christine’s new boyfriend after she dumped John and he was the FLEETWOOD MAC LIGHTING GUY imagine having to play bass on a song about how cool your ex’s new dude is lmfao

- Are they gonna YES I’M GONNA MAKE THIS ABOUT THE EAGLES bc around this time was when Stevie Nicks started hanging out with Don Henley and his first year lit major ass was like “you shouldn’t put the emphasis on the second syllable of “washes” in the line “when the rain washes you clean you’ll know” and Stevie told him to fuck off and anyway Rumours won Album of the Year in 1977 so Hotel California whomst?

- The other hysterical thing is the fact that not long after Rumours Stevie and Don Henley dated and like... 70s Don Henley looked almost EXACTLY like Lindsay so like... imagine breaking up w ur gf and she starts dating ur doppelganger 

- The song Oh Daddy isn’t about Christine’s dad or partner or like anyone related to her in that way it’s about Mick Fleetwood bc the band calls him Big Daddy it’s like POV ur Mick Fleetwood’s wife

- Also like after this album but BEFORE the Don Henley era Stevie and MICK had an affair??? Like during the album tour??? and then Stevie was like oh  Mick omg ur married and Mick was like so true bestie and then left his wife and married Stevie’s best friend Sara like the messy bitch energy in this band is just neverending

- This isn’t relevant to rumours but their next album (Tusk) involved Lindsay doing all this weird experimental shit in the studio while everyone was just balls deep in drugs and like can you imagine being Dennis Wilson (whom Christine was dating at the time) showing up to see all that and just being like not this fucking shit again after the Smiley Smile fiasco w his brother Brian like god what a mess

[nyaagolor]

i'd love to hear your thoughts on bandee&zan and/or dameta&meta for the duo bingo! 👀

Ohhhh man let's go. As usual I'm putting the images above the cut and the text below bc I don't wanna clog the dash

Zandee on the left, Dametameta on the right

So these guys perfectly encapsulate the two reasons I like a pairing-- 1. They have great chemistry and a really sweet dynamic, having the right personalities to help each other with what they need while still maintaining healthy boundaries, they'd be stable and pleasant and would reciprocally make each other better people by being together 2. It would be soooo fucking funny

Zandee (disclaimer, in my interp they're the same age): WHERE DO I EVEN BEGIN. I think they are simply little guys ur honor. I read the star allies novel and got to that one scene where Bandee breaks down in tears because he's so upset about Hyness hurting her and said to myself "wow. I need them to be friends immediately". Also I think Bandee sees Zan, a super powerful spear user, and finds her really cool and impressive and wants to emulate her. Hero crush babeyyyyyy. From that novel interp I got the idea that Bandee, MK, and DDD would take a vested interest in the mages' recovery-- Bandee sees himself in them and their undying loyalty while MK and DDD sees them as similar to their own subordinates / crew and is mortified at how they've been treated because they would NEVER treat their underlings like that. The mages take a while to emotionally / mentally recover from said abuse and get to a stable state but the people of Popstar are friendly to them the entire time, those three especially. I think during that time and after, Bandee gets to know Zan in particular really well and gets over that initial crush as he learns who she really is. When he stops idolizing her and she's in a more stable mental state, that's when they really start to become close friends, and after a few years I think they start dating Bandee is one of those people that I see as a sort of emotional "rock" in the cast-- he's observant, sweet, and level-headed, and I think that once Zan goes through cult deprogramming and mellows out she ends up really geling well with that consistent, patient kind of person. Then they do romantic things like complimenting each other and drinking juice and tenderly teaching each other spear tricks. I simply think they are both very stable and very sweet. Also Zan teaches Bandee how to cyberbully people and he teaches her how to redirect her anger towards apple mashing and not yelling at preteens online

Dametameta: DMK beats the shit out of MK in Amazing Mirror and as MK is flying into his glass prison, cut down by the sword of his own doppelganger, he realizes he wants DMK carnally In all seriousness though I think they have hate make out sessions I think they are two complete and utter freaks and they mesh so poorly and so so well MK lives in a place where he really has to hold back in a lot of his fighting, and even when he doesn't he has to remain chivalrous and friendly. With DMK all pretense is out the damn window. When DMK and MK talk or fight or do anything, the only emotion they feel is the homoromanticism of boiling hot rage. DMK allows MK to be someone that he otherwise wouldn't have the opportunity to let out, and the two of them through their hatred engage each other's darkest desires and deepest secrets in a way that no one else can. They hate each other, but they NEED to hate each other because that fulfills an emotional craving for them On the surface any "relationship" they have seems really brutal and physical, filled with hurling insults and fighting dirty and just overall absolutely despising each other, but at the core of it all is a really deep understanding of one another that doesn't necessarily need words. Their relationship is built on bringing out each other's worst, but it's also a way for them to mutually Deal with that worst part of themselves in a way that doesn't hurt the people around them. As nasty and vitriolic as their relationship can seem to others, they'll always come crawling back to each other (Also I think DMK making fun of MK and taunting him to make him all hot and bothered is the funniest thing in the damn world and I want to see them curse each other's firstborn)

[thekillingjoke-haha]

Simple Mistake

Marvel & Supernatural Bingo; Spnquotebingo

Doppelganger Square & Quote Square #9 

Sam Wilson x Fem!reader

Side Characters:Steve,Bucky,Natasha,Wanda,OFC!Isabella,OMC!Damian

Warnings:Angst to Fluff; Cheating;Breakup; Misunderstanding;Proposal

F/f is favorite flower (pick anything but red roses sorry if they are ur favorite flower)

S/f/c is Second favorite color

Others should be obvious.

Sam was about to go out with his girlfriend of five years. She was great had a heart of gold and was a total badass. He had a bouquet of [F/f] because red roses were to basic and his girl was anything but. Y/n was unique in all the right ways and today was going to be the day he proposed to her.

The restaurant he made the reservations at was not very crowded and that eased his worry of being rejected. He walked through the doors his head held high when he saw her in a beautiful [S/f/c] dress sitting at a table for two. Sam began to walk over,but was stopped in his tracks a man around his age came from the back of the restaurant and leaned down and kissed her. A soft giggle filled the air making his lungs stiffen.

She was cheating on him. He didn't even bother turning on his heels out of the restaurant he threw the flowers to the pavement and stomped to his car. Sam was fuming with anger. By the time he got home he had about five missed calls and twenty messages. Some of them were from Steve and Bucky,but the rest were from Y/n asking him where he is and if they were still on for tonight.

Filled with hatred he dialed her number having it ring only twice before it was picked up. "Sam? Dear lord you had me worried! Where are you? I'm at Blú,but they said the reservation was canceled." She said sounding as if she actually cared that he wasn't there. Sam let the anger fuel him. "We're through." He said in a harsh tone. "W-what?!" She asked confused. Now she was just playing dumb. "So you're deaf? We. Are. Fucking. Over!" Sam hung up the phone and continued his drive home. If he only knew the full truth

~ In the restaurant a bit before he came~~

Isabella sat at the table her husband reserved for their two year anniversary. It happened to be the place they first met. Damian was in the bathroom when she got here so she waited at their table in her favorite dress looking at a menu.

He came back from the bathroom giving her the smile she fell in love with. He leaned down and she met him half way connecting their lips in a gentle kiss. Damian took his seat and placed both of their orders and waited for their food. Within a couple minutes the bell above the door rang and he looked behind her wide eyed at the person who just walked in.

A girl in a [F/c] dress looked around the restaurant for someone. "Hun, look." He whispered. Confused his wife turned around and saw a woman that looks exactly like her. The other woman felt their eyes and glanced over the same shocked expression on her face. Bella stood up as she walked closer to the table. "The resemblance in uncanny." The both said at the same time giggling and introduced themselves.

"I'm sorry to interrupt your date,but I was actually looking for my boyfriend. I was running a bit late." Y/n said straightening out her dress. "It alright it just...wow. I never thought I'd ever see my doppelganger in my second favorite color." Bella said and this made the other girl nod. "Same."

Y/n took one more look around. "Imma call him,but it was nice meeting you. If you don’t mind can I get your number I want to get to know my twin more." They exchanged their numbers,before parting ways.

~Present~~

The air felt stale as the dial tone rang out. A single tear fell along with her phone down to the floor she just got home after waiting fifteen minuets outside the restaurant. What the hell was happening? Everything was perfect between them,but the one day she was a little behind on a date he breaks things off with her. Five years down the drain and for what time moving to fast. What did she do to deserve being broken up with over the phone?

She picked up her phone and tried to call him back to explain. More tears flowed as the robotic voice over the phone informed her this number was disconnected. He blocked her. The reality sunk in completely. Y/n texted Natasha and Wanda with shaky hands to come over.Once the reached her apartment they say black lines of massacre on her face and her puffy red eyes.

At Sam's house Bucky and Steve watched their friend pace back and forth in his living room. They didn't understand how things could go sour so quickly. "You're saying your girlfriend" Steve was cut off. "Ex-girlfriend." Sam snapped. "...of five years went to the restaurant that you both planned to have a date at openly cheated on you with another guy. Knowing you'll be there." He finished.

"I honestly don't know man. I don't know why she would do it and she asked me why we were breaking up!" He said waving his hands in frustration. "So you confronted her on the date?" Buck asked and he reserved a no in response. "Well maybe it wasn't what it looked like. You blocked her after calling her. Did she even get a chance to defend herself or apologize?" He went on and Sam paused in his movements. "I'm just saying...give her a chance to explain. She was and still will be the girl you are going to marry."

Sam sat down on the couch between them. He agreed and unblocked her number texting her to go to the coffee place on fifth tomorrow to talk things out. So if things go south neither of them are stuck in a place their uncomfortable.

Y/n read over the text on her phone and quickly sent a reply. She wanted no needed answers about what happened today. Together the set up a time to met and not be a minute late,but being early won't help in this case.

~~Next Day~~~

Sam arrived at the coffee shop ten minutes earlier then planned and sat at a table next to the outdoor patio. He waited there anxiously in the wooden chair he was deep in thought on what to say to her when a too familiar giggle rang in his ears. His head snapped up and through the window he saw Y/n sitting outside with the same guy.

He couldn't control his temper this time he got up and went out on the patio. "What the hell is this!?!" Sam said causing both people to look at him. "Excuse me?" She said confused. "Don't play dumb! Why are you here with him again?" He questioned. Sam wanted to know why she did this twice to him. "This is my husband." She said as she stood up holding her hand out towards her husband telling him to stay seated.

"Why are you doing this to me?!" He asked with frustration in his voice,but heart broken. "I-I don’t know what this is,but I'm sure It was a mistake." Bella said looking at the dark skinned man. "This wasn't a mistake, Y/n. This was you stabbing me in the heart." He said and this made a confused look cross her face before it dawned on her what was happening. "I'm not Y/n." She said laughing a bit.

It was Sam's turn to be confused. "What do you mean your not Y/n?" After the name left his lips a hand tapped his shoulder. "Hey, Sam." His girl said as he turned around and his eyes widened almost out of his socket before he turned back towards the couple. "So it was you I saw at the restaurant. Not Y/n." The women nodded as Y/n stepped next to her. "I saw her kissing him and just thought you were cheating on me." He explained as he looked at her.

Y/n nodded her head. "I figured that. I mean I saw Bella when I got to the restaurant and I was just as shocked." She said smiling up at Sam. A smile broke on his face as well no better time then now since he knew who was his girlfriend. Sam went down on one knee in front of her and pulled out a black velvet box opening it showing a [F/c] diamond ring."Will you the actual Y/n marry me?" He asked.

She covered her mouth and nodded violently. "So I guess were no longer broken up." She said as he slid on the the ring and stood up. "It was just a simple mistake."

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A/n: It's my birthday on Friday so I doubled up on the fics and aesthetic because woah another year I've survived. Not to be biased,but June is by far the best month...Happy Pride!!!🏳️‍🌈 @thisismysecrethappyplace​ @spnquotebingo​

[lovevalley45]

when ur breakfast date is ruined by a doppelganger of ur boyfriend showing up n the two of them throwing hands

[optimiist]

𝚒’𝚍  𝚔𝚎𝚎𝚙  𝚊𝚗  𝚎𝚢𝚎  𝚘𝚗  𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚖  ;   that  there  is  LIONEL  MILLER  ,  notorious  for  being  (  resentful  )  and  (  tense  )  ,  but  there  are  times  when  he  can  be  (  considerate  )  and  (  self-effacing  )  .   i've  heard  that  he  could  pass  as  a  YUSUF GATEWOOD  doppelganger  ,  but  i  don't  see  it  .   the  (  thirty-eight  )  year - old  cis man has  been  in  town  for  (  his entire life  )  and  they  are  an  (  english professor  )  by  day  and  murder  suspect  by  night  .   they  tend  to  spark  images  of  an endless collection of the romantics - from the john donnes of the world to the carson mccullers’ ,  the perfect leather-on-tweed stereotype , being a willing human doormat to those with bright eyes and a kind smile , rehearsing the humphrey bogart but ending up the victor laszlo , a secret even worse than murder: …your favorite movie is the abomination of 2019  .   you’ll  know  when  they  walk  by  because  they  always  seem  to  be  blasting  as  time  goes  by  by  DOOLEY WILSON  .   it  truly  explains  why  they're  known  as  THE  SECRET  ADMIRER  .

TO KNOW:

born to a single mother, lionel was lucky in never joining the daddy issues™ club. nonetheless, his mother’s status still deeply affected him. with all of the men he watched go in and out of her life, none staying around long enough for him to call his true role model, he found a very thin line - but it was still a line and he knew exactly which side he wanted to be on. the line? separated the good men from the toxic men. and, of course, he wanted to be a good man!

it should be noted that his mother worked in the local library ( he was unaware of why it was named what it was named for quite a while - he thought it was just named after abraham lincoln and some other guy ). naturally, he spent most of his youth reading authors all the way from shel silverstein to lewis carroll to… most importantly… t.s. eliot. why is this the most important? you may ask yourself.

he unironically likes cats. the book it was based on… the musical… even the 2019 movie… there are very few people he’d ever admit it to, but… his favorite movie is cats (2019).

ANYWAY, as he grew, he matured into the catalogs of writers such as john donne, william shakespeare, tennessee williams, carson mccullers…

he was fucked!!

the authors and the poets and the playwrights all gave him a sense of what love is, what love must be. he began writing poetry, attempting to mimic donne’s subtle style. this both helped and harmed him when he met the girl he was totally sure would be the love of his life: chastity. she was gorgeous and kind and had bright eyes… 

he prepared a speech asking her out and rehearsed it every morning. just in case he forgot, he even wrote it down on notecards. but, when the time came, he was always just too… frozen. 

he didn’t shoot his shot on time - before he knew it, ethan kim was dating the girl he’d psyched himself out of asking out one too many times. 

although it was difficult for him to try to see chastity as just a friend ( perhaps friendly acquaintance at most on her part ), he did his best… especially when ethan enlisted him to help him get the girl™.lionel had plenty of moral qualms about it, but… ultimately, money was money. libraries didn’t make much. even the smallest amount would help. 

not to mention, it was an excellent way to see if he… would’ve been successful in asking her out. in words, at least.

he’d give ethan poems he’d already written, soliloquies he’d been inspired to write, and just… ultimately give him the advice that all of the romantics had given him throughout the years.

when chastity was murdered, his heart :( shattered :( died along with her but more poetically :( while his alibi checked out - he had been in the library writing a poem in donne’s style, the subject inspired by mccullers’s ‘the lover v. the beloved’ tangent in the ballad of the sad café, and he won! there were some areas in which they could poke holes: his mother, who clearly wouldn’t want her son to go to jail, was the only eye witness, they had no way of proving the date he submitted the poem, etc., etc. but, for the most part, his alibi was pretty solid.

this idiot didn’t profess his love until she was dead. WAYYYYY too late to shoot ur shot buddy!!

anyway, he’d already gotten accepted into college - thank god because he, otherwise, would not have been in the state to write a worthy application. he chose local for his undergrad. 

along the way, he found some new people to love. or try to love. it wasn’t exactly the actual relationship that made it hard for him to ‘get over’ chastity, what considering they’d never had one, rather the literal death and lack of closure.

but, come grad school, he met the woman he would be able to call his wife!! she was lovely and kind and beautiful and had such bright eyes. after only two years of dating, he proposed (granted, he’d been prepping… for an entire year... ) and!! she said yes!!

with an english professor slot (yes, slot) opening up at the university, they returned to taunwick. it was absolutely perfect, if you were to ask him. he could help his mom as libraries went the way of the dodo, he could potentially start a family (they were considering adoptive), he had a job he loved!!

but... then there’s that whole problem of the reunion… and, while he’s been doing well in taunwick, what in spite of the reminders of chastity… this could be yikes central for his marriage!! which is why it’s gonna be submitted to the main in .5 seconds!! 

and that’s what you missed on glee!

TL;DR:

hopeless romantic who will never admit that he unironically likes all forms of cats.

CONNECTION IDEAS:

** (open to any gender unless otherwise specified)

his wife (f): WILL BE BEING SENT INTO THE MAIN.

people he tried to love: as was previously mentioned, when he entered undergrad, he desperately tried to find people he could love just as much as he figured he’d loved chastity. only real requirement would be that they would’ve both gone to the local university at the same time!!

opposites attract: he’s meek, easy to unnerve… give me this. give me 13 going on 30’s main friendship.

neighbor: pretty self-explanatory!! they live in the suburbs next door to he and his wife… both of whom are disgustingly domestic!! 

couple friends: pls this idea just makes me laugh. we love the failed version of this connection where… it’s their last resort… they’re desperate… everyone else is trying to induct them into having a foursome… they just want a wholesome friendship… this is the closest they’re getting!!

students: let’s hear it for all the younger characters out there!!

more to come!!

FURTHER:

for a bit of a better idea:

pinterest: https://www.pinterest.com/idkimnewwastaken/lionel-not-richie/

playlist (the final song is a lil treat): https://open.spotify.com/playlist/7vYatuuQmEWxcKvs2CBjCa?si=_XQCKYGsRz2jujfMT7V1BQ

musing tag: https://optimiist.tumblr.com/tagged/lionel-%7C-musings.

mini stats (to be later extended): optimiist.tumblr.com/ls (the font is strangely huge rn but… don’t feel like fixing it at this moment in time :\ )

[charismastaticarchive]

COMPREHENSIVE TO DO LIST: [ WEEK OF 10/28/2019 ] updated 10/31; 11:50 AM (EST).

NOTE: IT’S MONDAY U KNOW WHAT THAT MEANSSSSS. to do list coming at u! i am aware this list is long but i am EXCITED FOR EVERYTHING i promise with all my heart and i’m so excited for the new threads that will come from my starter call last night! thank u all for ur continued patience & understanding and for being awesome as hell. as always, im me if i’m missing something---otherwise it's probably your turn bc i haven’t dropped anything from my last to do list : D without further ado.

EDIT: JUST REALIZED I HAD THE DATE WRONG ON THIS THING BC I JUST COPIED AND PASTED FROM LAST WEEK UR LOCAL LESBIAN LUCKY IS A DUUUMBASS.

STARTERS :

incoronare (edelgard)

lightlorn (aqua&kokoro)

hilda-hearts (claude; post-war Meet The Parents/beard)

halycondaze (dima & edelgard; doppelganger au)

crestloss (dima; needs plotting)

solbled (DIMA & RAPHAEL. angry boi meets force of pure good

hilda-hearts (dimitri; ‘unplotted’ shipping)

azorrhatha (gladio&noctis; ‘unplotted’)

startgamc (ann&yusuke, ‘unplotted’ (but i do have an idea for this and it IS an anime convention. hard stop.)

reflectingchaos (gladio&ignis, ‘unplotted’ probably shippy)

chosenbythecrystal (jecht, ‘unplotted’ probably yakuza au)

halycondaze (dimitri&edelgard, ‘ghosts’)

halycondaze (edelgard&patricia, dreams)

halycondaze (edelgard&enki, psychoanalysis)

somniatr (dedue & sylvain, unplotted, probably about girls.)

myopathe (ardyn&somnus, THROW DOWNNN)

heroblight (edelgard, unplotted)

valorwilled (dedue&claude, post azure moon)

dawnryse (gladio YELLS at crying boy more at eleven)

TOTAL: 19.

COMPLETED THIS WEEK: 3.

LIFETIME TOTAL COMPLETED: 8.

REPLIES :

dagdanwolf (manuela)

pxperhearts (aerith)

solbled (dorothea)

reflectingchaos (gladio)

halycondaze (dedue & edelgard; retainerswap au)

lightlorn (castle oblivion thread)

cursedcrest (dorothea)

avosloved (dima, marriage reunion)

lightlorn (shimaj, THE CASE)

artemisdiae (fang)

hilda-hearts (university gothic au)

avosloved (dima, vampire king)

grandschemed (hubert&dorothea)

lightlorn (painted death)

obsidiansong (byleth&edelgard)

obsidiansong (byleth&manuela)

witchcop (gladio)

TOTAL: 16.

COMPLETED THIS WEEK: 0.

LIFETIME TOTAL COMPLETED: 10.

ASKS :

hc meme: 1

verse meme: 1

letters: 5

positivity: 2

drabbles: 2

attractiveness: 6

what i like about you: 6

plotting: 5

random: 5.

lightlorn (shizuka/majima)+(braska/jecht)+(kokoro/xem)+(hubert hc)=4

inconorare 2(fang/peach)+2(dorothea/peach)+(unspecified)+(gladio/peach)=6

diviniscara (jecht/belle)=1

awakenfate (mercedes/dedue)=1

reflectingchaos (ignis/gladio)=1

TOTAL: 45. (I’M JUST GUESSTIMATING I DON’T FEEL LIKE DOING THE MATH BC I WANT TO PRETEND IT’S LESS THAN IT IS LMFAO)

COMPLETED THIS WEEK: 0.

LIFETIME TOTAL COMPLETED: 2.

CHARACTER WORK/PAGES :

PATRICIA.

dorothea

manuela

catherine

claude

hubert

marianne

majima

ann

akechi

gladio

ignis

even

xemnas

vanille

lulu

dona

aiba

date

eulalia

delara

TOTAL: 21

COMPLETED THIS WEEK: 0.

LIFETIME TOTAL COMPLETED: 10.

[edgelord-saeran]

Hi! I probably sent this request when the asks were closed but can you do 60 and 61 for Saeyoung? This combination...I'm really curious how this one would work. (Btw, ur drabbles are adorable)

60. “Before you decide to murder me, let me explain…”

61. “I love you. I’m completely and utterly in love with you. Please don’t get married.”

Fun things she hadn’t found out about her fiance is that at 23, he still hadn’t gotten his wisdom teeth out. 

“They never bothered me before, it didn’t feel necessary.” He had shrugged. So now she and Saeran were sitting in his room, post-op, waiting for him to wake up. Saeyoung made a grumbling noise, prompting Saeran to look over.

“I think he’s waking up.” They watched as his eyes slowly slid open, scanning over the two of them, before settling on Saeran.

“There’s two of me.” Saeyoung suddenly whispered, voice slightly muddled by the cotton. He stuck his hand out to Saeran. “Before you decide to murder me, let me explain…”

She could barely stop herself from laughing at Saeran’s shocked expression, and the face that Saeyoung was making as he thought of something to explain.

“You see,” Saeyoung stopped, opening and closing his mouth slowly. “I have sheep in my head. And if you become me, you’ll have sheep in your head.” He sat back, looking extremely pleased with himself and his clever tactic to throw Saeran off. 

“He’s your brother. He’s not gonna kill you, Saeyoung.” she said laughing, and his eyes flew open as he focused on her. 

“You’re beautiful.” He slurred out, and she felt the blush build on her cheeks. “What’s your name? When we get outta here, I’m gonna take you on a date. To the moon. Did you know I have sheep? Moon sheep.” Saeran laughed this time.

“Bad news, bro. She’s already engaged.” Saeyoung’s eyes widened as they began to fill with tears. He started to reach for her, and she took his hand.

“Nooo!” He wailed. “You can’t get married. We were gonna have sheep together. Marry me instead. I love you. I’m completely and utterly in love with you. Please don’t get married.” Saeran was laughing his ass off, but Saeyoung’s earnest look made her decide to end his “suffering”.

“Hey, Saeyoung.” She took his hand in both of her own. “Don’t you want to know who I’m engaged to?”

“I’ll fight ‘em.” He slurred out.

“You’re going to have to fight yourself then.” She could almost see the arithmetic floating around his head as he puzzled out what she said, and a broad grin went across face. He turned to Saeran.

“Hey doppelganger.” He said excitedly. “I have the most beautiful fiancee in the world!”

“Why,” Saeran huffed “does he not remember his own fiancee or brother, but does remember how doppelgangers work?”

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gays please stop dating ur doppelgangers.... i'm begging u.....

[reversephysics]

Bad Advice (E2-Harrison x Reader) Imagines - Anonymous Request [PART I]

*~*~*~*~* A/N: I was watching “Madagascar 2: Escape from Africa” when I came across a scene with King Julian trying to give Melman (the giraffe) advice… *~*~*~*~*  Imagine: HR noticed that Harry has a thing for you and tries to offer him advice *~*~*~*~*

“Hey, buddy ol’ pal.”

HR walked up to his genius doppelgänger and grinned widely. With a cup of coffee at hand, he nudged Harry suggestively prior to giving him a significant look.

“Can I talk to you for a sec?”

Harry couldn't help but raise an eyebrow. “About what?”

“Well,” HR shook his head side-to-side, as if wondering how best he could approach the subject. “I couldn't help but notice that you have a slight...affection...for our little electrical engineer.”

At the mention of you, Harry’s mouth dropped slightly and he found himself speechless for a moment. “What’re you talking about?”

“Oh, come on, now,” HR grinned widely. “Don't try and act like you don't know.”

He shook his head, still in denial. “Sorry, I don't do crushes.”

“Of course you don't,” HR agreed. “But you do fall in love.”

Harry scoffed. “That’s absurd.”

“Deny it all you want,” HR raised his cup of coffee, prior to taking a sip. “But I know you, compadre. We may be two different people with two different backgrounds, but we still share much of of the same thoughts.”

“I doubt it.”

“You do?”

“Yeah.”

Unconvinced, HR pursed his lips. “So, you don't mind if I go and talk to her then?”

Harry could feel the temperature inside him rising. He really didn't want to talk to anyone - much less, his lookalike - about his “affection.”

He knew HR was merely blabbering to get on his nerve; but, with the mischievous tone in that last sentence, he couldn’t help but take the bait. “What do you mean, talk to her?”

“You know, talk,” HR suggested innocently. “Preferably over a cup of coffee, but dinner and a movie works too.”

Just then, a slight movement caught both of their eyes.

Turning their attention to the door, they saw you walk down the hall, smiling and chatting profusely about the latest sci-fi movie with Barry. For a moment or so, Harry’s eyes trailed after you, listening intently to see if you had any plans to pursue a movie date with Barry.

Not that he felt threatened or anything.

He just didn’t like any thoughts or suggestions pertaining to.

At last, when you disappeared past the doorway, Harry’s eyes swung back to his doppelganger, who greeted him with a smug smile. He scowled.

HR brought his cup up to his mouth and continued his teasing reaction. For a moment, there weren’t any words exchanged between the two.

Feeling victorious and that his presence was no longer needed, HR began making his way towards the entrance of the Cortex. No doubt to ask you for that dinner date.

Harry exhaled irritably.

“...Okay,” he started, causing his doppelganger to stop a half-step and turn in his direction. “Let’s say I do have a little crush on ________. Hypothetically.”

A smug upward jerk turned the corner of HR’s lips.

He ignored it. “What do you suggest that I do?”

“I am very glad you asked, my dear friend,” the E-19 conman set his coffee down on the table prior to approaching Harry and slapping his hands on the other’s arms. “I suggest you take a little lesson in romance. From me.”

“Right,” Harry rolled his eyes. “From you.”

HR cast his partner a significant look.

The incredulous smile on Harry’s face faltered. “Wait, you’re being serious…?”

“Absolutely!” HR chirped, rolling up his sleeves prior to rubbing his hands together. “Believe it or not, my friend, I am an expert of the female population.”

At this point, a part of Harry regretted ever giving in to his look-alike’s suggestions; but, he figured it was too late now. Plus, he was sure HR would keep persisting in giving him advice even he decided to retract his answer.

Slipping his arm around Harry’s shoulders, HR leaned in and held a finger up.

“Now,” he started. “Here’s what you do…”

*~*~*~*~* Requested by: Anonymous Prompt: so hai!!! i love ur imagines, their the best i’ve read so far and i absolutely love em!!! agh, like...yas please! lol anyway, idk what i want, but could you please write something for harry, hr and the reader?? any diea is okie but just something with them. thank you!! also, keep writing! i love it, and i love you <3 <3 <3

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19 , 53, and 94 on that Drabble list babe -ur doppelgänger 👈👀👈

Prompt 19: "And that's how you ruin a life. Congratulations."

ok so this is from third person point of view between two bit and his little sister. but since her name is never given, i just had to make it as clear as possible by just using pronouns ahaha

She sat on the floor the attic, flipping through old photo albums. Her fingers trembled slightly as she turned the pages, looking at picture after picture of her mother and a man she did not know. She had never seen her mother smile the way she did with that man. And that man, her father, always had this huge, goofy grin on his face that she saw every day in her older brother.

When she looked through the pages long enough, she began to see the happy couple with a baby boy. When the boy looked about nine or ten, a baby girl appeared. But as soon as the baby girl grew into a toddler, the happy couple turned into just a happy mother. The empty space left by her father was filled by a younger version of her big brother.

Speaking of her big brother, she heard the front door slam (he could never shut it quietly) and heard him calling her name.

"I'm up here!" she called.

"Heaven?"

She grinned. Her big brother could always make her grin. "In the attic."

She could hear him climbing up the ladder and saw his head poke through the hole in the ceiling.

"Hey, sis."

"Hey, Two." She used to call him by his real name, but eventually hearing multiple names got too confusing for a little kid, so she just began to call him what everyone else did.

"What're you doing up here?"

She began to respond, but took a look down at her photo album first. "Did Dad ruin your life when he left?"

Two-Bit looked taken aback by the question, but answered anyway. "No. I guess I was upset, but Mom seemed okay so I just kept going like she did. And I don't think many people could ever ruin my life."

"Mom wasn't sad when he left?"

"She was, but she didn't let it change everything. She got a job and kept going with her life. She didn't let him break her."

"What was he like?"

"He was kind. He was fun, and loved playing with us and making us laugh. And he really loved Mom."

"Then why'd he leave?"

"Mom never told me. But he got tired of us, I think. He didn't want to be stuck with us for a really long time. Held back."

She was appalled by how similar to her older brother her father sounded. She loved her big brother more than anyone.

"I think I want to meet him."

Two-Bit's face hardened. And for the first time, he looked mad at his sister. "And that's how you ruin a life. Congratulations."

He climbed down the ladder. His sister stood up and went after him.

"Two-Bit! Wait!" she cried. She reached the bottom of the ladder and ran after him fast enough to stop him in the hallway. "I'm not a kid anymore. I think I have a right to meet my dad. You got years with him. I don't even remember what he was like."

"Kid, he left. He chose to leave us even though he knew Mom wouldn't be able to support us on her own. No way you're meeting the man who gave up on you. Who gave up on us."

She sighed as her big brother walked away. She knew he was right. But she would always wonder about the man she only knew in pictures.

Prompt 53: "That wasn't very subtle." with Sodapop

"Hey doll, go out with me sometime."

For the millionth time, Sodapop Curtis appeared in front of you with a huge grin on his face.

You rolled your eyes. "What're you doing here, Soda?"

"Hey, it's the drive-in. That's a normal place to be. What makes you think I'm here for you?" He flopped down into the seat next to you.

"The fact that you're here...with me."

"Look, I'm just tryin' to be subtle."

You couldn't help but grin. "That wasn't very subtle."

"I'm just trying anything that works for you." he said. "And nothing's working."

"Soda, getting turned down is normal. You're just not used to it because you're handsome and every girl in this town would date you without question."

"Hey, I know getting turned down is normal. It's just not normal when the girl turning you down likes you."

It was true, you had a crush on him. When he found out, he'd started asking you out every time he saw you.

"Look, if I dated you, every girl in town would hate us."

"That doesn't matter, because we like each other."

You sighed. "Why do you like me anyway?"

"You're the only girl I know who hasn't asked me out, and turned me down when  I asked you out. You're unique and tough. I like that."

You smiled a little. "You know, Curtis, you've gotten kind of cocky."

"Hey, I'm tryin' here! You haven't really made this easy for me."

"I know, and it's been pretty fun, hasn't it?"

"For you." he laughed. "So can we make this a date?"

"Sure. But on one condition."

"Yeah?"

"You buy me a soda, and don't make any puns about it."

He gasped dramatically. "C'mon. That's a dealbreaker."

You shrugged. "That's my offer. Take it or leave it."

"Fine. I'll be back with one soda and zero sense of humor."

And with that, he walked away and left you grinning widely behind him.

Prompt 94: "Did they hurt you?" with Darry

You walked into the Curtis house, Darry's hand on your shoulder. You nudged it off.

"Darry, they didn't break my legs. I can walk."

He sighed, exasperated. "Look, I just want to make sure you're okay. Did they hurt you?"

You shook your head. "They just hit me a couple of times."

"Let me clean you up."

"I don't need you to-"

"Shut up and let me help you, okay? I just wouldn't be able to stand it if I let you get hurt by those damn Socs."

You sighed. "Okay."

"Sit." he ordered. He left the room to get the supplies to patch you up, and when he got back he sat next to you on the couch and began working.

"I didn't even know they hit girls." he muttered.

"They don't. They were just gonna scare me, I think. But then I started mouthing off to them and they didn't like that so much."

Darry shook his head. "That mouth of yours is going to get you into some serious trouble someday."

"Yeah, but you like it, don't you?" You leaned in and kissed him.

He pushed you away, but grinned a little. He continued working on your face. You didn't make it easy, though, constantly leaning in closer. Eventually he gave up and wrapped his arms around you. You rested your head on his shoulder.

"You sure you're okay, honey?"

"Of course I am."

"You don't get scared by anything, do you?"

"No, but you get scared enough for the both of us."

He grinned and kissed the top of your head. "Maybe I'll surprise you someday."

THESE ARE TRASH IM SORRY BUT THANK YOU FOR YOUR REQUEST