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I already really like these two, but after The Return of The Pumpkin Rabbit, I have been smitten. (人*´∀｀)｡*♡
#I found my new favorite villain couple#I love themmm they are absolutely evil and ugly and they deserved to be burned on a stake#AND THE SHITPOSTS OHHH 😍 Almost tempted to make a Twitter account just to see what Martin posts.#Pumpkin Rabbit#Witch Sheep#They went on an arcade date before resuming to their pedicide ways. 😭#TMH#The Return of The Pumpkin Rabbit#TRoTPR#my shiz#Lorenzo Waterman#Rachel Waterman#Walten Files#The Mysterious House#skedoobles#The Walten Files#I'm glad this is just a scribble I was lost on what the heck I was drawing with all the fur and fleece...whool? lmao#It probably feels matted and gross. Yuck#I mean. Pre-death Rachel looks pretty. And that drawing of not disfigured Lorenzo... Well He does look like a Lorenzo 😆#but reanimated... HORRIBLE It's HORRIBLE It's so good.#The Watermans
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rewatching the tyrus storyline and kira wanted tj so bad it’s embarrassing like she was really throwing herself onto a boy who was clearly giving major heart eyes to his boy best friend right in front of her . like omg she didn’t give a fuckkk she was like i can change him 😍 and she was so wrong like nobody has ever been more wrong
#like thats so funny to me#he did not care at all#cyrus was like ‘u guys are good together’ and tj was like ‘EWWWWW GROSSS i’m not dating her wtf 😭😭😭😭’#obsessed#the closet was glass for him truly#i miss them sm#i forgot how beautiful the bench scene was omg like i was smiling so hard#when tj starts reaching for cyrus’ hand omg i was DYINGGG#my heart can’t handle that sweetness#i can’t believe it’s 2023 and i’m making a tyrus post#going back to my roots :)#this is why tyrus stays in the username forever …. they were everything to me#they will always be like iconic in a way that nothing else could be iconic#okay sorry tyrus rant over i’ll be resuming my regularly scheduled sitcom content shortly 😇💪#tyrus#cyrus goodman#tj kippen#andi mack
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Cristin Mortenson, Christine in the US Tour from 1993-96.
#never seen the last one of her!#obscure christine alert#cristin mortenson#poto us tour#phantom of the opera#the phantom of the opera#dates are according to her resume
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despite all my flaws, i am both proud to say and confident in saying that i would not hide a zombie bite from people if i got bit by a zombie. i’m not that kind of guy. i’d be like “guys i got bit you gotta take me out Now or like chop this limb off or give me the antidote or whatever the specific circumstances of this zombie apocalypse requires”
#you can count on me#gonna put this in my resume and on my dating profile#shitpost#zombie apocalypse
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can i have yall two cents here
#my brother has been dating this girl for two months#and is head over heels#but she’s just moved to nz#and now he’s planning to go too#as soon as this december#and i don’t want to be uncharitable but this sucks#and ffs they’ve only been together 8 weeks#idk#i just feel so upset abt it all#like i barely see him anyway but now it could be i don’t for years. all for someone he’s only just started seeing#oh btw it's all he talks abt#and he hasn't once talked to me abt the fact im moving and resuming my phd literally next month (which is quite a big deal to me)#all he cares about is this
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helping me with my temp job… she’s sooooo good at listening to audios
#the pupperino#this job ends on friday - a solid three weeks before they estimated the end date to be AND they started me two weeks late!! i’m furious!!#but it will look good on my resume at least
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i guess im being offered the job lol
#i didnt even have to interview????? here i was worrying about oh god going for an interview#but i guess not???#manager called me just now and was like hey i spoke w the people they want to know if you can start on these dates#like. okay???????#theres a week of training for me to do and then the following week id start at thee job#like an idiot as i was saying bye on the phone i only remembered then that i should have asked if it was PAID training ugh.#im assuming so . but maybe not. idk#im gonna call him back on monday to give my answer#this is it.... i may finally be free of the annoying people....#but like anything i have my trepidations. bc who know if itll work out#well thats life. as the song goes#fortunately im still within the timeframe to change the amount for my commuter benefits pretax card thing#bc the monthly pass id need for the new job#costs like less than half of what i pay now for the bus to ny#crazyyyyy. anyway i gotta do that if i decide to take the job#its more money (a little. but still more. ok its like a dollar and 4 cents more. which not a lot but still)#i get more sleepytime (always good) and im saving on commuting#plus ill only have to pay nj (and federal) taxes. instead of also paying ny yay. thats good#sorry again weighing the pros and cons onstage here#UH. what else#well a shorter commute is good but it means less reading/music listening time#although ive only resumed reading recently lol#idk. well then i could read at home and not worry about my books getting messed up#these past couple weeks ive been :( that the like 70-something year old paperback ive been taking is getting a bit rougher#only a little. but yesterday it got a bit wet bc my bag got soaked in the rain#why am i taking a super old book to work well i dont know what to tell you we have some old books#ok getting off topic. everything seems good about the new job so fuck dude i guess ill go for it#finally free of the stupid people here.... on to new stupid people (undoubtedly)#well it's probably all good then but unfortunately i always worry what if it isnt. hm
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can't express your desire to not be alive without your mom going surely there must be something to live for
#omg kiera no one cares#WRONG#i am going no where in life and i hate being alive I'm like an unwanted baby to an unwilling mother except both are just me#i don't want to get a better job i am scared to get a better job I'm not good at dating i don't even like the IDEA i don't like going out#i don't want people to see me ever unless it's staged i can't go back to school my resume sucks cause I've only been in ONE JOB#I'm tired of taking care of myself when i didn't even want to be alive I'm not having fun i wish you had an abortion instead of a baby#cried going past schools BITCH SUCK IT UP I'M MISERABLE NOW I HAVE TAXES AND A JOB AND HEALTH INSURANCE AND I'M UNHAPPY GET A DOG NOT A BABY
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extremely mixed feelings about the fact that the only way I've gotten anything done this week has been by shaking a bag of cat treats tma episodes several feet in front of my face and going "look what you can have if and only if you do the thing~!" >_>
#like to date... homework. cooking. dishes. laundry. the tiniest fragments of work on Resume For Intership Shit [screaming].#shoving myself out of bed and onto the bus to go to class/job#listening to episodes of *the other regular podcasts I like and enjoy listening to*#like I mean. it's been *effective* at least. but. mmm. hmm. :/#content is for other people
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I'm going to be applying for my first full time position in the coming weeks 😬
#my resume isn't READY#technically they require the degree that i don't have yet but im a semester away so maybe itll be fine??#i have all the qualifications regardless and double the experience they want#and its full time making 25 fucking dollars an hour. STARTING at 25#with benefits AND at the company i wanted to work for#i. frankly doubt they will accept me bc i don't have that degree BUT#i have really strong references and if i name drop them.....maybe my foot will be in the door idk#i need money so bad bro#i am salivating over 40k a year. what has the economy come to man#anyway i will apply regardless of whether or not i think im worthy but im scared to get my hopes up#full time....i could move out so much faster l#i would be making 3x what i make now#yes i would still be in classes but maybe if i am like ''yeah haha june 2025 graduation date ♡'' and then they hire me#i can be like ''ohhhh noooo i can only take one rn :( guess ill graduate this summer haha''#bc it would Have to be online. like i will not commute to classes while also working full time#idk man im excited and scared at the same time
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I hate that notification that's like "someone at [employer that I applied to] viewed your profile" like is this really what your background check is? googling me and hitting the first link to just see if I am real
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The dating app asked me to describe what it's like to date me in three words...
"I don't know."
Hopefully those three words are the perfect ones 😂
#how am i supposed to know?#do you need a resume to date?#am i gonna have to call up my last boyfriend from 14 years ago to ask for a recommendation?#creating a profile is so much work/effort#i salute people who have more than one across multiple apps#i downloaded this app like two months ago#i think#and I'm still setting things up#being flirty - or getting to that point - is too much work for me#lol#dating
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My attempt at the prompt "The date was going good until... " 😆 4/24
#poetry#poets on tumblr#poem#poets corner#spilled ink#life#female poets#poems on tumblr#date night#dating problems#online dating#dating#resume#5 years later#job interview#interviewing
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trying to write an objective statement on a resume more like. eating shards of glass lmao
#at least this is stretching old muscles#if i dont get this job then Cest La Vie but at least my resume will be more up to date lmao
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dating is literally like travel and career and creative shit right? they are just things that people can prioritize by varying degrees and attain with varying levels of success. why'd I have to end up with the "wants intimacy crazy-style" and the "is pretty good at art and has good means/willingness to travel" that's kind of a dumb ass match
#insecure on main#what if I start dating someone and they're like ''explain the gap on your resume''#sorry I'm twenty-X years old and no one's ever dated me before. just unlucky yeah?
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