#dashcomm.

[auditioheros]

❝  sorry to say, but it's iced coffee or bust. anything else is wrong. ❞

[voiidbound]

"I do not trust anyone who isn't right in the head and trying to offer me food."

[gogogobarry]

On the topic of communication devices, Barry has made way too many important life decisions based on the results of his trusty Poketch's MAGIKARP COIN FLIP app.

Should he train Infernape or Snorlax first today? Magikarp Coin Flip. Should he try running to Snowpoint City in this blizzard, or should he wait five minutes? Magikarp Coin Flip. Should he have five RageCandyBars for breakfast...or ten RageCandyBars? Magikarp Coin Flip.

Chance makes life more spicy, more interesting, more fun. And that's what Barry is all about! Full steam ahead, always!

Sooo...what'll it be? Heads or tails?

[khaenriahn]

don’t mind him. he’s just soaking in all the gossip everyone is pouring into the streets like a fine wine. totally not to be used against someone or anything if needed. who would ever do that?

[avengier]

⠀⠀⠀ACHOO—

huh. weird. why is she getting sneezy all of a sudden...

[saintism]

❝ Who would wish that even on their worst enemies... ? ❞

[catboii]

no . thats me

[aetosteresi]

❝ Who the fuck is being loud —

[seaofimaginarysins]

"I'm not going to make your breasts bigger just so you can call yourself the biggest, Remilia."

[allthingsglittergold]

@johtomoonfestival @preparefortroubles @chounaifu @evoblue

[skullsforkhorne]

"I have known those that boast they do not feel fear, and so they need not overcome it. Almost without fail, they perish in a foolish manner than disgraces them as a follower of Khorne, long before they could offer Him a true bounty."

[foxpostingalphax]

Not shaming or judging here at all, but I don’t understand the sexy-violent stuff you all have going

What I DO understand is the unrelenting need to steal things, can I still sit with you???

[saintism]

❝ With how often these topics surface, one would think people would finally take it upon themselves to start courting one another... ❞

[wilfofficial]

Being wet doesn't make a fluid good lube

[seaofdegeneratesins]

"Ohshithenoticed." Didn't you want him to notice?

[seaofimaginarysins]

Almost 30kg between the two of them. Your dick will not survive-