#dashcomm.

[auditioheros]

❝  sorry to say, but it's iced coffee or bust. anything else is wrong. ❞

[musesofthesun]

"un château super déchiqueté et pointu... appelez ça un chouteau."

[gogogobarry]

On the topic of communication devices, Barry has made way too many important life decisions based on the results of his trusty Poketch's MAGIKARP COIN FLIP app.

Should he train Infernape or Snorlax first today? Magikarp Coin Flip. Should he try running to Snowpoint City in this blizzard, or should he wait five minutes? Magikarp Coin Flip. Should he have five RageCandyBars for breakfast...or ten RageCandyBars? Magikarp Coin Flip.

Chance makes life more spicy, more interesting, more fun. And that's what Barry is all about! Full steam ahead, always!

Sooo...what'll it be? Heads or tails?

[avengier]

⠀⠀⠀ACHOO—

huh. weird. why is she getting sneezy all of a sudden...

[catboii]

no . thats me

[mortoinquieto]

Accusing me of being heterosexual now, huh?

[allthingsglittergold]

@johtomoonfestival @preparefortroubles @chounaifu @evoblue

[ariaofsinfulnight]

is this nightmare enough?

[skullsforkhorne]

"I have known those that boast they do not feel fear, and so they need not overcome it. Almost without fail, they perish in a foolish manner than disgraces them as a follower of Khorne, long before they could offer Him a true bounty."

[auditioheros]

❝  ohhh i see what a spicy kiss is now. you guys have fun with that. ❞

[musesofthesun]

as much as he's been having fun with the boops, it's hard for him to process that they aren't physical attacks from all sides.

[tentacletrench]

"Women want me, fish want me, men want me, and so do the snake people......it sure is hard being popular."

[foxpostingalphax]

What the fuck going on

[coiledqueen]

Lucy feels that telltale twinge at the back of her mind and sighs. She begrudgingly closes out of her dating app and flips open the Frontier Brain group chat instead, already anticipating the worst. (Or at the very least, another wild story.)

Noland's getting himself into trouble somewhere. Again.

[more-than-a-princess]

Because I'm in the process of writing replies and picking up some additions to my garb closet for Black Friday/Cyber Monday weekend:

How would your muse spend a day at the Renaissance Festival?

In Sonia's case, she's wearing something in either green or blue hues, or something vaguely occult-inspired. Always a chemise under her corset or gown to prevent sun damage. She's the one carrying a parasol everywhere while checking out all of the booths, and spending far too much time and money at anything that even toes the line of witchcraft or exorcism artifacts.

She also wants to pet all of the animals in the petting zoo.

[biskael]

when i break my husband's horns off to mount them on my wall in a consensual gesture of our affections , it's strange & criminal . when you break that dragon's horns off to mount them on your wall , it's a sumptuous art piece . i see . very interesting .