#more-than-a-princess dashcomm
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"Instead of beating someone over the head with an unloaded firearm, you could run them over with it instead!"
That is, indeed, what tanks are for. When the rocket launcher fails, utilize the tank.
#more-than-a-princess dashcomm#more-than-a-princess crack#(I'm so sorry I could not stop her-)#(she loves her tank y'all. It's not fast transportation but it's effective)
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"I believe you are implying that 'scary' and 'cute' cannot coexist within the same being. I believe that is incorrect: being frightening can increase someone's physical attraction to them!"
She's trying not to make it a personal appeal and yet, it's one of the traits she's drawn to: someone so intimidating and frightening that everyone else is afraid to approach them.
But to Sonia? Challenge accepted.
"Wouldn't the scarier ones want to look, uh scarier?"
That was his guess anyway - being spooked by a cute girl probably wouldn't be so scary, unless the girl really had some scary shit up he r sleeve!
#electricea#more-than-a-princess dashcomm#more-than-a-princess crack#(It's terrifying people that get her attention)#(As well as people who are charming. charismatic. and/or himbos.)#(At least she's diverse in what she finds attractive!)
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"I don't know, a date to a cafe that serves exquisite, delicious sweets and soothing hot beverages sounds quite lovely. Especially if you are seated by the window and able to watch the world go by."
Sonia isn't entirely sure why the dash is preoccupied with sweets on dates, but she approves.
#more-than-a-princess dashcomm#more-than-a-princess crack#tenebrave#(Riku really seems resistant to going on dates and eating sweets :/)#(He may be ill. Probably should see to that.)
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It’s very hard for Sonia to truly dislike anyone, but a certain pigtailed woman and her horrible bear have earned that privilege.
And the princess just had to be reminded of the latter.
#more-than-a-princess dashcomm#more-than-a-princess crack#despairfiles#(Except not really. Sonia really does hate Junko and Monokuma.)#(Post-Tragedy ofc)
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She just wanted to read her fantasy romance novels smut in private and in peace! This is not a shareable hobby!
She cannot discuss aloud the differences between sex with a vampire, a faerie, a werewolf, a demon, and a 12 foot tall blue alien out loud.
That's what anonymous online groups are for
#more-than-a-princess dashcomm#more-than-a-princess crack#(Don't let her find the horror villain self insert adult fanfics)#(Her imagination is so vast already)
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"When you want to fight and show off your love for kawaii at the same time!"
#more-than-a-princess dashcomm#more-than-a-princess crack#cantillat#(we really going hard on the 'no actually writing dynamics only crack' tonight)#(I approve)
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It's always the polite and proper ones.
Because no one suspects the polite and proper ones.
Also just be a cute girl with a cute smile and you can get away with anything.
#more-than-a-princess dashcomm#more-than-a-princess crack#dcviated#(Sonia would never be found guilty in the killing games even if she'd actually killed someone)#(Who is going to refuse that smile?)
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"The key to handling an arranged marriage set up by families, if not countries, is to work alongside your betrothed to break off the arrangement by any means necessary."
She has, however, not factored in actually falling for someone in that scenario. Because she clearly could not actually love someone she was told to care for.
#more-than-a-princess dashcomm#more-than-a-princess crack#more-than-a-princess wishlist#(Speaking of storylines and ships I've never written but would like to-)#(Her arranged marriage partner is not the enemy: they are her comrade in getting out of the situation)#(Or so she thinks.)
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Give this post a like to get a trick or a treat from Sonia in her costume today.
#more-than-a-princess dashcomm#(multis please specify muse)#(Her favorite holiday is here!)#(Meanwhile I had a very long day at the office so I haven't been able to get on dash until now)
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"It is ok! This simply means neither of us are able to offer our blood as sacrifice when the blood of a virgin is necessary! We shall require other means to open portals to Hell and summon demons."
Rumors are for people who like to cause mischief, in her opinion, and not in a fun and adventurous way. Sonia is usually quite good at providing comfort, save for when she uses unsettling examples to prove her point.
"Ah.. I'm s-sorry! It's my fault!!! I'm n-not trying to shame p-people in that industry I just... I didn't... Ahhhh, I'm sorry!"
Mikan is going into panic mode. She's going to try to explain herself but it's just not going very well when she's so flustered!
"I just assumed b-because... ahhh, b-because I'm... not a virgin that y-you meant... ahh I'm sorry. There's j-just a lot of rumours about me that... w-well some are true but that's n-not the point!!!"
#more-than-a-princess dashcomm#more-than-a-princess crack#hxpelessnurse#(This is a combination of 'I'm so sorry Mikan')#(And 'Are my writing partners SURE their muses want a romantic relationship with Sonia')#('Are your muses REALLY SURE-')
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"How does one know if they are in possession of 'the rizz?"
She still uses 'poggers' in everyday conversations. She is not ready to learn about rizz.
#more-than-a-princess dashcomm#more-than-a-princess crack#(Sonia and slang is usually a disaster)#(So yes I had to jump on this)
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And in random OOC posting, I'm watching my husband play the new remastered Persona 3 in an attempt to understand the characters/fandom. This is what I've learned thus far:
Unless I stop him, he can and will make Minato buy every Mad Bull available and I worry about our protag's health. He'll go the way of the Panera Charged Lemonade at this rate.
Bebe is basically a lamer version of Sonia and he ain't cute. At least when Sonia has a Weeb Moment, she's cute. I don't care if he was created first: Sonia is better if we just ignore the fact Kodaka can't write women
Husband asked who Minato should romance. My answer: "Mitsuru is Best Girl and if you do not choose her we are going to have some disagreements."
He just made the Neko Shogun Persona and I love it, cuteness level high
Edit: He has now dressed the Ryuji of this game in a tuxedo because he found a random tuxedo and deemed the characters needed a dapper upgrade. This is one of the many reasons why we're married.
Edit part 2: I somehow missed that Spirit Hunter: Death Mark's sequel just came out and I must do the incredibly rare Rae thing and buy a video game. I wanted a sequel to NG more but I will take whatever Spirit Hunter I can get. This is your sign to play Spirit Hunter.
#more-than-a-princess musings#more-than-a-princess dashcomm#(Sometimes I ask my husband to play video games for me so I know what the dash is talking about half the time)#(He's playing the new FFVII for me after he finishes P3)#(For those who don't know: I am -terrible- at most video games and get really annoyed with even the simplest game play)#(I'm mostly here for otome. Horror VNs. And some mystery VNs.)
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I feel like doing a shipping headcanon/meme/guide for Sonia because I haven't done one in awhile, but really the two most important factors are:
Shipping with Sonia means there will be 0 days since she's succumbed to Chest Discourse.
All of Sonia's romantic ships will get at least one Taylor Swift song attached to them because I do make these rules and this will just happen.
#more-than-a-princess musings#more-than-a-princess dashcomm#(Because I've been asked about shipping recently)
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"Well, yes. I have access to my entire country's fleet if necessary."
Not including the rest of the various weapons and an entire country ready to take up arms to defend Novoselic, but that wasn't the point.
She has her own personal, favorite tank though. Just like her favorite rocket launcher.
"Tanks?? Someone said tanks, I heard it-"
#more-than-a-princess dashcomm#more-than-a-princess crack#the-ultimate-muses#(In many cases people are alive because Sonia allows them to live.)
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Being Sonia's bodyguard means you have to protect her from terrorists and her own cooking (she'll insist on sampling it, she has to have gotten it right this time!).
Followed by questions of:
"If you torture someone is it like a Saw movie?"
"If someone wanted to keep someone alive as long as possible while chopping off various limbs and appendages, which would be the right order to cut them off in?"
"How much force can you put on someone's neck to keep them alive but incapacitated until they pass out?"
"Do you think Halloween is better than Friday the 13th? Be warned: there is a correct answer!"
#more-than-a-princess dashcomm#more-than-a-princess crack#(This is also why her parents worry she will not attract a suitable marriage partner)#(Looking after a princess is easy. they said.)#(It will not raise your blood pressure. they said.)
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If a muse is going to joke about another muse dating a vampire, this is just someone else living out Sonia's dreams.
They are her favorite of romantically-acceptable supernatural creatures. And she doesn't have to convince them to bite her
#more-than-a-princess dashcomm#more-than-a-princess crack#(She would be very open to fangs in her neck everyday)#(Just needs more turtlenecks in her closet)
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