#more-than-a-princess dashcomm

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Because I'm in the process of writing replies and picking up some additions to my garb closet for Black Friday/Cyber Monday weekend:

How would your muse spend a day at the Renaissance Festival?

In Sonia's case, she's wearing something in either green or blue hues, or something vaguely occult-inspired. Always a chemise under her corset or gown to prevent sun damage. She's the one carrying a parasol everywhere while checking out all of the booths, and spending far too much time and money at anything that even toes the line of witchcraft or exorcism artifacts.

She also wants to pet all of the animals in the petting zoo.

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"I believe you are implying that 'scary' and 'cute' cannot coexist within the same being. I believe that is incorrect: being frightening can increase someone's physical attraction to them!"

She's trying not to make it a personal appeal and yet, it's one of the traits she's drawn to: someone so intimidating and frightening that everyone else is afraid to approach them.

But to Sonia? Challenge accepted.

"Wouldn't the scarier ones want to look, uh scarier?"

That was his guess anyway - being spooked by a cute girl probably wouldn't be so scary, unless the girl really had some scary shit up he r sleeve!

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Husbando/Waifu Material Meter

No cuteness?

Not even a little cuteness?

Some of these results might be skewed

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It’s very hard for Sonia to truly dislike anyone, but a certain pigtailed woman and her horrible bear have earned that privilege.

And the princess just had to be reminded of the latter.

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"Instead of beating someone over the head with an unloaded firearm, you could run them over with it instead!"

That is, indeed, what tanks are for. When the rocket launcher fails, utilize the tank.

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"When you want to fight and show off your love for kawaii at the same time!"

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"I don't know, a date to a cafe that serves exquisite, delicious sweets and soothing hot beverages sounds quite lovely. Especially if you are seated by the window and able to watch the world go by."

Sonia isn't entirely sure why the dash is preoccupied with sweets on dates, but she approves.

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She just wanted to read her fantasy romance novels smut in private and in peace! This is not a shareable hobby!

She cannot discuss aloud the differences between sex with a vampire, a faerie, a werewolf, a demon, and a 12 foot tall blue alien out loud.

That's what anonymous online groups are for

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She can't be a Disney Princess because what Disney Princess shouts "JESUS, SHIT, YOU SON OF A BITCH!" during a courtroom trial?

Also which Disney Princesses are obsessed with gothic romance, the occult, death, etc.?

Unless Sally from NBC counts as a Disney Princess-

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"If the bit is finally acknowledging that you have a heart that beats for purposes beyond just pumping blood and choosing not to run from that person anymore, then yes, darling, you have committed to 'the bit.'"

He's still getting a cheek kiss, though. Sometimes she gets to be the one to tease!

Like I'd let Eira be the only recipient

"I commit to one thing. And that is the bit."

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Just a reminder that the average high temperatures in Novoselic this time of year is just 0-4 degrees Celsius.

The average lows are below freezing.

Sonia will warn your muse to dress for the weather and if they don't, she will be bundling them up in proper attire. It's the time of year for Christmas markets, ice skating, skiing, and ski chalets.

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Sonia Nevermind and her various romantic partners that her family doesn't approve of.

Hint: It's all of them because she's not in a romantic relationship with an aristocrat, an heir, or Byakuya Togami. Her mother would be too pleased if she got along well with Byakuya Togami.

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It's always the polite and proper ones.

Because no one suspects the polite and proper ones.

Also just be a cute girl with a cute smile and you can get away with anything.

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"It is ok! This simply means neither of us are able to offer our blood as sacrifice when the blood of a virgin is necessary! We shall require other means to open portals to Hell and summon demons."

Rumors are for people who like to cause mischief, in her opinion, and not in a fun and adventurous way. Sonia is usually quite good at providing comfort, save for when she uses unsettling examples to prove her point.

"Ah.. I'm s-sorry! It's my fault!!! I'm n-not trying to shame p-people in that industry I just... I didn't... Ahhhh, I'm sorry!"

Mikan is going into panic mode. She's going to try to explain herself but it's just not going very well when she's so flustered!

"I just assumed b-because... ahhh, b-because I'm... not a virgin that y-you meant... ahh I'm sorry. There's j-just a lot of rumours about me that... w-well some are true but that's n-not the point!!!"

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"Is it typical for all American assassins to stop and flirt with women in the midst of getting a job done?"

She has a sample size of 2, but it's still a sample size.

They also seem to be in possession of strengthened abdominal muscles

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"The key to handling an arranged marriage set up by families, if not countries, is to work alongside your betrothed to break off the arrangement by any means necessary."

She has, however, not factored in actually falling for someone in that scenario. Because she clearly could not actually love someone she was told to care for.