#dasha speaks

[dashoulinas-fandom-dump]

Hi, lately I've been feeling quite tired, burnt out and unable to do stuff I'm supposed to, so gonna make a little one for these couple of days:

10 notes - I will try my best to pay attention in Maths today

20 notes - catch up on my Physics lessons

50 notes - I'll write my small Economics essay (that was due 2 days ago but shhhh)

75 - I need to also catch up on chemistry and write notes for the last four lessons

120 - and finally, I'll start reading a book we're supposed to be reading for English

Have a nice day everyone, and I hope I'll get things done today

[sun-dari]

the funniest thing that could happen when ao3 is fixed is everyone going feral for their fics all at once and getting the site to crash again

[dashasaurus]

Taking our ur contacts at the end of the day is like taking off ur bra

[leoisbabygirl]

Something something Did your boots stop working? Did your truck break down? Did you burn through money? Did your ex find out? Where there's a will, then there's a way, and I'm damn sure you lost it. Didn't even say goodbye, just wish I knew what caused it. Was the whiskey flowing? Were you in a fight? Did the nerves come get you? What's your alibi? I made my way back to L.A. and that's where you'll be forgotten. In 40 years, you'll still be here, drunk washed up in Austin something something or other 🤷🏽‍♀️

[muirneach]

just heard dasha say davai i think

[rolandkaros]

purely from a linguistic perspective, the code-switching/code-meshing in what the vlog is absolutely fascinating

[wegmans]

oh my fucking god. worst discovery of my life. that sailor socialism girl from years ago is THE red scare dasha that i somehow keep hearing about. this sucks

[mexashepot]

All I want from life is for Dasha Burlyukalo and Agata Vavilova to sing a duet together

[brooksdavis]

lolo congats on 8k! your blog is wonderful! Thank you for all your djats posts, you acc convinced me to watch it 👀

thank you dasha, my love! i've already hopped into your dms so LEMME KNOWW

[bouquetface]

Vedic Astro - How You React to Breakups/Endings

Accuracy is influenced by the entire chart. This is only a few observations - not all signs included.

Sag 8th house - Generally, this shows a natural urge to connect with higher experiences and beliefs after endings such as breakups. However, for accuracy we have to look at the entire chart.

For example: Sag 8th house - ruler (Jupiter) in 6th house = This can show life throws more responsibilities/obligations at you after a breakup. You can have more to do at work. You can spend more time with pets. You an be in positions where you are providing a service to those who need your help.

Cancer 8th house - This can show a person seeks comfort. They can spend more time with their family and other close loved ones. They can spend more time at home. However, for accuracy we have to look at the entire chart.

For example: Cancer 8th house - ruler (Moon) in 11th house = A person can seek to connect with society. Possibly they felt in the relationship they became introverted or a homebody. Maybe they took on a nurturing role. After the breakup, they can want to connect with their youth and/or new people, new experiences.

Taurus or Libra 8th House - Generally, this indicates a focus on seeking pleasures after endings/breakups. What brings one pleasure will vary - one can desire materialistic items, food, sex, etc. However, for accuracy we have to look at the entire chart - especially where Venus the ruler is placed.

Gemini 8th House - This can make on become more social. They can become distracted or look for distractions from the breakup. They can write and speak about the breakup a lot. However, for accuracy we have to look at the entire chart.

For example: Gemini 8th house - ruler (Mercury) in 12th house = This can make one become cautious of who they discuss the details of their breakup with. They can become isolated. They can seek solitude from casual friends and desire to spend time with those who they have a deeper connection with.

Aries 8th House - One can become more active. For example: Aries 8th house - ruler (Mars) in 2nd house. Depending on the Mars placement, this person can recklessly spend, speak and eat. Or they become motivated to actively improve their wealth and body.

❤️‍🔥 Dasha periods activate certain placements in your chart. You may not relate to a placement at all until it is activated. For example:

Megan Fox has Moon in 8th house. During her current dasha period (Sun/Moon), she has activated her 8th house and Moon placement. Amongst many things, 8th house is endings/breakups and Moon is motherhood.

In her case, this time period has resulted in breaking up with her on n off partner and being pregnant with his child.

Ofc this won't be the case for everyone with Moon in 8th house. However, when paired with a chart that has strong divorce indicators, embracing single motherhood after a breakup/divorce becomes a possible outcome.

In her partner's chart (MGK), he is currently in a Mercury/Jupiter period. Jupiter rules his 8th house of endings and Mercury rules his 5th house of children.

[dashoulinas-fandom-dump]

Guys I found a very cool picrew

Also I desperately need a Hawaiian shirt!!!

@im-a-sentient-magic-carpet @examishbookwyrm @human-who-lives @just-floating-around @rainforestferns @zonzolik @prettycottagequeer @samlikeslawnchairs and open tag

[sun-dari]

i understand why people here are annoyed at astarion fans, but he's a vampire, with angsty backstory, and white hair. his entire existence is basically a targeted attack against tumblrinas

[dashasaurus]

scenes where they are crying while fighting or in battle >>>>>

[dysthoepiadaily]

how are you gonna casually mention the symbolism behind dan's branding and not drop the entire essay, wth op... 😔

Mostly because if I write it, it'll take a lot of effort, and I think I'll be writing for an audience of one, LOL, given that I tend to get slightly technical with vedic astrology, and my whole thesis is based on vedic astrology, LMAO. And, bc this is already in my mind, I didn't really think to elaborate on it, given how much vedic astrology exposition I would have to do. But, I am itching at the seams to talk about it, so prepare for a long ass essay under the cut, ig

DISCLAIMER: I am not trying to say that any of this is REAL, I am simply pointing out coincidences and patterns that are interesting to me. While I believe in astrology, I don't expect others to, and I'm uninterested in arguing about the causes, effects, and underlying meaning of any of this. I just find it interesting

Basic thing is that Dan has Ketu (South Node) in the first house, and that is interesting, because Ketu is quite an invisible planet. Like, what it rules is authenticity, purity, soul purpose, divine inspiration, isolation. When you think of a planet like this, it's almost impossible for it to get famous, if that makes any sense. Fame would ruin the purity of a planet like this. The ideal expression of this planet is as a saint or a monk, away from the world.

Fortunately, this planet is always expressed to the masses through its opposite, Rahu (North Node). Rahu is a planet that rules glamour, the material world, fame, the occult. Rahu and Ketu are two halves of a whole, often symbolized by an immortal beheaded serpent. Ketu is considered to be the body of the serpent (lacking senses, but has the ability to move using muscle memory), and Rahu, the head of the serpent (ability to speak, think, see, focus, but unable to act). Having Ketu in first house means that Dan's Rahu is in the seventh house, the house of the partner.

Because Ketu is associated with purity, it's also associated with loss, fire, and doom. Kind of like, it burns down whatever is in its way, and what remains is the purest form of the object (According to hindu mythology, the material world is not real, and ashes, then, show the inherent nothingness of the world. brand appropriate for Dan). This is where we get into Dan's first symbolic brand, which is "danisnotonfire". With this branding, Dan sort of erases the effect of the firey nature of Ketu, and increase his Rahu. Funnily enough, according to the Vimshottari Dasha system, his Rahu dasha (activation period for Rahu) began in April 2009. I couldn't begin to make this shit up, because Dan started his twitter account in May 2009, a month after his rahu dasha started. This dasha will end in April 2027, btw.

With Rahu being in the house of the spouse, this name is also what attracted his partner to him (Phil has pretty significant Rahu in his chart, as well, which is why he is indicated by Rahu in Dan's chart, but Dan's Rahu is stronger, just harder for him to access, since it is not HIM). This partner also brought him fame and material gain.

Because Rahu is associated with glamour, it's also associated with inauthenticity, hoarding (material resources are simply not real), anxiety and, also... fun. Ketu is all about purity, doom and gloom, and meditation, but Rahu is about stimulation. If you get too into it, and base your life on it, it becomes anxiety inducing, but if you treat it as a video game you can log out of anytime, it starts to become fun and enjoyable. Unfortunately, this is very difficult for most people to do, because Rahu is the material reality that tries to trick you into thinking it is the most important thing in the world.

Rahu and Ketu require for there to be a balance, basically, for their ideal expressions, because excess of Ketu brings depression and inertia, while excess of Rahu brings anxiety and overstimulation. They are natural cures for one another. Rahu and Ketu are also not real planets, and they are mathematical points that are meant to show the timings for... eclipses. Yes, a classic Dan Branding!!!!

The best way to deal with Rahu and Ketu is by enjoying Rahu, and then burning down the Rahu with Ketu whenever it gets too anxiety inducing. So, when Dan got tired of the inauthenticity of Rahu, he basically burned down the danisnotonfire brand, to be more authentic to himself. And, during this time as Daniel Howell (his true self, in a way), he posted less, and he came out as gay to be true to himself (Ketu authenticity).

Because he actively tried to strengthen his Ketu during this time, he also lost a lot of projects he meant to do (ketu rules loss, if you guys remember), and had a bit of a difficult time. Ketu isn't an easy planet to deal with, AT ALL. Strong Ketu means dealing with constant failures, dislike from other people, and being forcibly isolated in many ways. That said, Ketu is still a force to be reckoned with, and if something is successful even when Ketu is strong, it's considered extremely important, materially as well as spiritually, because it is divinely guided, and Dan executed some of his absolute best work during this time, as well, as is natural for ketu.

Anyway, Dan's new return to youtube is marked by... DanandPhilGames, the channel where he is with Phil, who represents his Rahu. With Phil, he can gain a lot of success, because Rahu allows you to do the fun and silly projects that Ketu will never let you do.

I think that's maybe all of it? If you guys have any questions, feel free to ask, LMAO

TL;DR

Rahu is inauthentic material life and also fun, ketu is authentic spirituality and also depression, Dan's Ketu is him by himself, and his Rahu is Phil. Dan's eclipse shirt brings balance to his Rahu and Ketu, his danisnotonfire brand reduced the impact of Ketu into his life, and also got his partner into his life, and the DanandPhilGames brand does a similar thing as danisnotonfire did.

[kandy-sticks-zaza-blogs]

Peppermint Redesign + headcanon

He lives with his parents before he got a deal with Vox he always visited them whenever he stayed over for tonight sleepover when he's to late going home or go home finishing his work.

Have anxiety problems and scared to speak up to his boss.

He have overbite having difficulty talking with his voice and insecure about it since everyone calls him nerd.

The colour blue matches his boss since Vox owns him.

He met his girlfriend,Dasha on speed date when his coworkers want him to so he won't be lonely or be nervous in public.

Vox using surgery of Peppermint when he made a deal with him implanting device that have hidden cameras and electrocute his workers head.

It feels hurt when Peppermint gets a device implanted on his head and then wires spread out reaching his eye turning black which means his soul is owned by Vox.

[rabiosantologia]

⸻ 𖤓 | VEDIC ASTROLOGY MASTERLIST (Vol. 3)

→ Volume 1 | Volume 2

A BASIC GUIDE TO VEDIC ASTROLOGY

WEAK SUN IN A VEDIC CHART

IN WHICH HOUSES DOES THE SUN FEEL WEAKENED?

VEDIC ASTROLOGY OBSERVATIONS: MARS DOMINANT MEN

♃ · JUPITER DOMINANT MEN

VEDIC ASTROLOGY OBSERVATIONS: KETU DOMINANT MEN

ROHINI AND S3X SCANDALS

MRIGASHIRA: ALWAYS ON THE RUN | THE PRICE OF SPEAKING THE TRUTH |OBSESSIVE & OBSESSED OVER | THE TRUTH IS SUBJECTIVE? |

ELIZABETH TAYLOR'S MARRIAGES: A BRIEF ANALYSIS REGARDING YOUR CHART

ASHLESHAS & ASHWINIS AND BLOOD

ROHINI NAKSHATRA AND ENVY

ROHINI-MRIGASHIRA & PURVA BHADRAPADA-UTTARA BHADRAPADA

DASHA PERIOD ANALYSIS SPECIAL - PLANETS ACTIVATED BY NAKSHATRA RULERSHIP

4TH AND 10TH HOUSE

MINI ANALYSIS OF ASHLESHA LAGNA NATIVES 🐍

A BRIEF EXPLORATION OF THE: ATMAKARAKAS || AMATYAKARAKAS |

— VEDIC ASTROLOGY OBSERVATION (BASED ON SHOWS/FILMS): PART · #1 |

VENUS AND SATURN: PLANETARY FRIENDSHIP

THE CORRELATION OF PARVATI AND HASTA

MULA NAKSHATRA: THE PRIMORDIAL COSMIC FORCE

THE STRICTNESS OF SATURN: GIGA CHADS, SCAMMERS & SPIRITUAL GURUS

SATURNIAN WOMEN: BAD GIRLS TO TRAD GIRLS?

WALKING THROUGH THE LABYRINTHS OF PUSHYA

MOMAGERS, STAGE MOM'S & MAMA'S BOYS: THE DYSFUNCTIONAL MOON CHILD

JUPITER & RAHU INFLUENCE AMONG POPSTARS

NAKSHATRA LORDS AND THEIR INFLUENCE

THE TOP “MEAN GIRL” PLACEMENTS IN ASTROLOGY

BASIC THEMES OF NAKSHATRAS

THE ESSENTIAL FUNDAMENTALS OF ALL 27 NAKSHATRAS

RESULTS OF BHAVAT BHAVAM (HOUSE TO HOUSE TECHNIQUE): AN ALTERNATIVE PERSPECTIVE

SHATABHISHA & THE RAHUVIAN URGE TO LIE

• SNAKE YONI: MRIGASHIRA & ROHINI | ASPECTS IN VEDIC ASTROLOGY

• → DRISHTI

TUPAC: UTTARA BHADRAPADA MOON

PURVA BHADRAPADA

🪷 l NAKSHATRA FEATURE FOCUS: PUSHYA BLENDING SOFTNESS & STRUCTURE

♃ PHOEBE BUFFAY IS A PUNARVASU ICON

♓︎ | THE PISCES HEART OF CINDERELLA

SATURNIAN WOMEN DOMINANT

🎨 THE ASTROLOGY OF MUSES · A VEDIC EXPLORATION: PART 1 |

— PUNARVASU & SWATI: COSMOGONY, REALITY & CONSCIOUSNESS

— UTTARA BHADRAPADA & REVATI: PSYCHIC INSIGHT, TIME TRAVEL & DREAMS

WHICH HOUSE IN ASTROLOGY IS FOR HAPPINESS

EXPOSING YOUR STELLIUM

ASTROLOGY OF SEX

REVATI'S MYSTERY & MAGIC

YOUR FAV RAPPERS ARE JYESTHA PLACEMENTS

★ 10TH HOUSE · THE FAME RELATED HOUSES IN ASTROLOGY: PART 1 |

12H SYNASTRY

SPOUSE’S APPEARANCE IN VEDIC

DARAKARAKA THROUGH THE HOUSES

🗡️ • KRITTIKA WOMEN · OBSERVATIONS: PT 1 | PT 2 | PT 3 |

KRITTIKA OBSERVATIONS

VISHAKHA OBSERVATIONS

ASHWINI OBSERVATIONS

VISHAKHA: THE DOUBE-HEADED, DOUBLE-LIFED LADIES

— ♂ | MARS, SEX & CELIBACY

MARS DOMINANT WOMEN: BEING UNAPOLOGETIC & SEXUALIZATION

THE FLAMBOYANCE OF MOON DOMINANT MEN

THE PATH OF EVOLUTION OF NAKSHATRA YONIS

CROWS AND THEIR RELATIONSHIP WITH SOME NAKSHATRAS

MERCURY GIRLS AND MOMMY ISSUES

FROM ROHINI/MRIGASHIRA TO JYESHTA: MORGAN LE FAY AND THE MORRIGAN

HASTA & THE FINAL GIRL TROPE IN HORROR FILMS: A (MINI) ANALYSIS

KETU (SOUTH NODE) AND YOUR SPIRITUAL POWERS

IT GIRLS: MARS AND MERCURY

MERCURY DOMINANT THEMES

JUPITER WOMEN AND HUSKY/DEEP OR EVEN SMOKY VOICES | +additional comments

♄ · SATURN DOMINANT THEMES

⎔ THE OUTCASTE NAKSHATRA URGE TO BE ANTI-ESTABLISHMENT: PART 1 || PART 2 ||

• RANDOM ASTROLOGY OBSERVATIONS

☾ MOON DOMINANCE & MANIPULATION: PART 1 / PART 2 /

RAHU & KETU: THE MYSTERY OF BEING | ABUSE & ADDICTION | THE NODAL URGE TO REBRAND | RAHU: OBSESSION, ABUSE & STALKING |

SEXUAL BEHAVIOR AND ANIMAL YONI

THE ASTROLOGY BEHIND: THE 27 CLUB

PLACEMENTS WITH CREATIVE ENERGY AND APPEAL

ASHWINI, MAGHA AND MULA: DESTRUCTIVE FEELING OF EMPTINESS

INTERACTION RAHU-KETU NAKSHATRAS

INFLUENCE OF THE ASCENDANT LORD

FRANKENSTEIN'S MONSTERS: KETU AND JUPITER NAKSHATRAS

THE BEAST'S NAKSHATRA: PUNARVASU

ANIMALS AND KETU NAKSHATRAS