#dash watching tbt

[thousxndpxths]

“Boo.” Ghost alien. Boom. Have fun~

[arcanexsouls]

Can a local shadow child join in on the kneecap stealing? They promise to make it quick~

[bitterseadrop-a]

" i like my men argumentative. "

[blackhxt]

Y'all need jesus

[cloth-glass-and-cotton]

...the hell is everyone talking about?? What's a harem?...and from the sound of it does he even wish to know-

"Wh...what did I miss-"

[a9saga]

the gazette - daku // no idea what this song's about but it sounds really sexy

[saiibeo]

sweats nervously watching a student try to explain what a furry is to a teacher

[ochazos]

WHICH TYPE OF LOVE INTEREST WOULD YOU BE IN A DATING SIMULATOR?

The sweetheart with an enigmatic dark past

You're always polite and kind with others. That makes people feel comfortable around you and many would consider you a close friend. However, you seldom feel connected with those around you. You feel like they don't know you, the real you, and they never will because you'll never allow them. It takes a great amount of time and trust for you to show yourself as you truly are, because you repress most of your feelings and desires, and mask them with a calm and collected personalty. It just seems easier that way, safer. But remember that if you bottle everything up, it will explode one day, maybe in ways you aren't proud of.

Tagged by: @yukcri

Tagging: @unrealization (akechi), @epitomees (aigis or kotone), @segnisacfessis (if you want to lol)

[mmriesoftvat]

"SHOW OF HANDS HERE, who is not surprised in the least that ren is going to be an asshole because someone MIGHT have dreamt about him?"

[animasend]

   the internet has been absolutely crapping out on me the last week but it’s working-ish today so on god i will try to play catch up but this is just a little post to aslo say that any new threads going forwards will be with the beta editor and will be tagged with (beta editor) just so it’s easier to know and tell the difference

[kittyball23]

Diaper Duty (a Trolls fanfic)

Summary: It’s obvious by the stinky smell coming from Baby Branch’s diaper that ONE of his brothers has to do the dirty work. Question is, who?

A/N: Taking place before TBT

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John Dory sighed, his head slumped against the windowsill of their pod and a pout on his lips. Outside, a harsh storm had just started to pour down, the sky clapping with thunder and raindrops beating harshly against the land. It was so not the way that he’d pictured this evening. It was supposed to be another great one up on the mushroom stage, belting out a song alongside his brothers, eating up the claps and cheers from the audience and soaking in the praise – not getting soaked in raindrops.

Behind him, he could hear the sounds of soaked feet squishing against the soft carpet and the sounds of water droplets patting against the floor as hair was wringed out. He, Spruce, Clay, and Floyd had made an effort to try and get out as quickly as they could before their concert got rained out, but it just hadn’t been fast enough. Heck, even Baby Branch, who was too young to perform and had only been there to watch, was soaked from head to toe. And all four of them were also less than pleased with the turnout of that evening.

John Dory groaned, finally prying himself away from the window and turning towards his brothers. “This stinks!” he exclaimed, kicking at the air angrily. There were only so many rehearsals they could do before they got bored and craved the real deal of an actual performance.

The other boys nodded, solemnly agreeing.

Floyd sighed. “Yeah…” But then, he scrunched his nose, a look of disgust crossing his face. “Ugh… but that’s not the only thing that stinks…”

It was then that Clay and Spruce, too, donned their magenta sibling’s same expression.

“Aww, ewww!” the yellow-haired Trolling moaned, pinching his nose to keep the putrid odor from infiltrating his nostrils. “Spruce, did you let one rip? Not cool, man!”

“Don’t blame this on me,” the purple-haired Trolling said, defending himself from the accusation, “it was you who probably did!”

“No way, dude,” Clay retorted. “I might be all for jokes n’ stuff, but I wouldn’t do something like that. That’s just wrong!”

John Dory, who’d made his way over as Clay and Spruce bickered, suddenly realized where the smell was coming from. “Bros, I think it’s Branch!”

The boys paused. “Branch?” they echoed.

JD picked the little baby up off the ground, who babbled at his brother with his one-toothed grin. It was when he was up close to his youngest brother that JD saw the lump that hung in his diaper, and noticed the awful scent that wafted into his nose was much stronger now.

“Ugh! Okay, I don’t think it’s Branch. I know it’s Branch.” He held the baby at an arms length away. “Okay, guys, whose turn is it to…”

But John Dory trailed off when he turned to look at the others. Within the split moment in which he’d affirmed the case of Branch’s dirty diaper and began to ask the question, Spruce, Clay, and Floyd had already picked up and dashed off from right under his nose, the only evidence of them ever having been there in the first place being a strand from each of their colorful hairs in the spots where they’d been sitting.

“Seriously, guys?!” John Dory complained. “Just cuz I’m the oldest doesn’t mean I gotta do all the dirty work!”

But, left without a choice, JD just sucked it up, using one of Grandma Rosiepuff’s clothespins to pinch his nose and grabbing a fresh diaper from the package they had.

“Remind me to add potty-training to your schedule, bro, a’ight?” he said rather nasally to Branch as he laid him down on the changing table and began to undo the diaper, cringing distastefully with every move.

Baby Branch just giggled in response.

[arcanexsouls]

Well, here’s hoping the multiverse doesn’t become more crowded, especially with hims… Minato’s not sure he wants to see that.

[gaspdotcom]

I am a serious writer

 this episode feels like it could be a two in one but I do not have a structure in my brain so I am just going to word vomit. buckle up hunnies. That could be my thing right, "buckle up hunnies" feels very upper east side. I'm from a village in Ghana so very different worlds. that's besides the point, this week I feel very unproductive, I have indeed been very unproductive, I am in fact feeling like a grade A bum, quality bum in the world of bumness and prime a5 wagyu beef of bum and today is Thursday so I have decided to write this week off and try again next week but first I have two tasks to complete for my part time remote job. procrastination is still getting the work done guys just with a dash of anxiety, in my case a bucket load.

Enough about that, I am unproductive this week because I decided to watch the bold type, a netflix series. I've been in such a rut lately I just needed a comfort series and boyyyyyy! I received comfort. I also realised how much of a crier I am, I was hardcore sobbing during every episode. I will just do a mini review and end with why I might not be watching it anymore :( I absolutely adored the plot of the series, I have social anxiety so very few friends, I don't know if there's a term to not making an effort to keep friends and although you're aware its a bad habit you just cant help it and you try and you unintentionally air for 3 days and make everything weird and awkward. well hi guys that is me. Watching TBT( the bold type ;) made me appreciate friendships and gave me an opportunity to live vicariously through those girls and I reveled in it. I found comfort.  I love the angle they took with the editor in chief, Jacqueline was an absolute sweetheart very warm and refreshing very different to the usual bitchy bitter bosses we're used to in shows like that. she was very kind to the workers, very encouraging. I loved that. It also had an office romance trope! and absolutely no one in my life knows this but I lovee an office romance trope and even though it had an age gap which isn't my favorite. Richard seemed to be very genuine, kind and totally hot as well; it made it bearable. the girls were fun very honest with each other that was refreshing as well, no lies, betrayals all that. it just made for an all round wholesome watch. little disclaimer I am  just wrapping up season two and I just did a quick google search before starting this rant and found out there are five seasons total so I might be getting ahead of myself with all this positivity, so keep that in mind. one small thing that kept happening was how much of a moaner (not sexual) Jane was, she has a traumatizing story to tie to every little situation and she was a little selfish for my liking but hell my best friend is little selfish for my liking. The storyline just run a little stale is all. 2/5 seasons I will  give it a solid 7.8 rating. I wouldn't be continuing with it because it has taken up my week and I don't know if it necessarily helped with the rut I was in because I am stressed thinking about all the tasks I've put off and I honestly don't have it in me to watch all five seasons. only gossip girl can get that amount of commitment from me haha. It has been a good run Sutton, Jane and Kat until next time. I would absolutely recommend it though, maybe I will watch it sparingly. 

bye, take care guys.

ps. i hope you guys noticed how much effort i put in my punctuations and capitalizations this time after all I am a serious WrItEr.

[ourthrxne]

- Michael -

“Are we sure I can’t knock him out?” Could Coffee pick a more obvious song? Plus, he’s really not in the mood to listen to it, still debating about just firing anyways. It wouldn’t be where he wanted, but maybe if he was careful with the placement… Maybe he can avoid hurting someone.

[heavensvoid]

" Most sought after..." she's mumbling to herself. mostly. " That's no surprise but why is he pointing that out here?"

[shenzuns]

how  amusing  !  muffled  laughter,  muted  and  gentle,  emerges  from  behind  high  risen  fan.  few  things  compared  to  the  sight  of  his  husbands  and  their  teasing  bickering,  tender  amusement  nestled  softly  within  bamboo  greens.  yes,  he  was  content  like  this.