#dare i tag ut. i do not

[side-of-honey]

Heyy everybody how's it going. I've been working on this for MONTHS I'm so happy it's done ToT Basically it's a redraw of an old sketch I made a couple years ago except with like 3x more characters and much more effort :"D I am also the only person on earth who is able to name all of them but kudos if you can get close :) My own little love letter to a bunch of things I think are super cool <3

Koen(bnuuy) is from @dream-trail-rpg

Akari(camera) belongs to @twipsai

Also reminder that you MAY NOT REPOST MY ART ON THIS OR ANY OTHER SITE. Thanks.

Please dont like without reblogging or ill cry /hj

[dekupalace]

hi. I don't usually draw but these twins have been on my mind as of late

have you read my isat steampunk au fic btw. it's short and sweet but it Will be extended. at some point. when my other fic about chokeholds and family bonds is finished. I'm getting there—

[celestialmancer]

⛈️ ❌ ❌ ❌ // 2:09 am, tbd ;

[chanranghaeys]

✨ chanranghaeys' 2024 wrapped!

thank you to @ylangelegy, @svtiddiess, @wheeboo, @diamonddaze01, and @okiedokrie for tagging me in their wrapped posts! this is my first year writing fan fiction, and it gave me such an outlet i never knew i needed so i thoroughly enjoyed looking back and seeing how much i’ve accomplished this year! also i am chronically late to all things like this, but hey at least we're here hehe

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2024 stats:

total # of fics: 12

total # of words: 20,225

first fic of 2024 (and ever): 🚬 "got a light?” — 240812

last fic of 2024: 🎥 chemistry read — 241227

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top 3 most popular chanranghaeys fics of 2024:

1. 🚪 svt when they don't open the door for you when you knock — 735 notes

favorite comment:

#god i’m gonna combust from how cute and pure this is ?? - totomoshi

2. 👼 a regular korean citizen — 373 notes

favorite comments:

#GIVE JEONGHAN BACK HE’S MEANT TO SERVE #SERVE CUNT - tomodachiii God I miss Yoon Jeonghan so much 🥹 I can just hear his “Aigoo-yaaaaa” 😭 - dreamingofpcy #oh to have sleepy mornings while yoon jeonghan takes care of you #IS IT TOO MUCH TO ASKKKKK - diamond-reads #just keeled over n passedo ut. i love this yoon jeonghan so very very badly. How did you write him so well #ordinary citizen yoon jeonghan Hand IN Marriage - kwondotcom

3. 🚬 "got a light?” - 302 notes (wow this genuinely surprised me)

favorite comments:

#oh to just have a smoke/vape break w svt... life would be great #unrelated but han would be the resident smoker #cheol would either smoke or vape or both - etherealene (you know i’m def sure someone in svt does smoke/vape and i WHOLLY agree with you on jeonghan haha) #but wait do they fall in love or what - myfavoritedelusion (simply bc yes this is the goal of the open ending HAHA)

(my personal faves, fave caratblr fics, and 2025 goals and wips below the cut!)

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haneul’s top 3 personal faves of 2024:

(a.k.a. fics i wrote that i’m rly proud of and wish got more notes!)

🕒 final boarding call

🥛 just like a tattoo

🍊 "no promises."

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haneul’s fave caratblr fics of 2024:

note: a lot of these may be older fics because i just started reading caratblr fics this year! regardless, these all made such an impact on me—dare i say, changed my life even—and they deserve the biggest and warmest round of applause

💎 ot13

svt with a 'nerd' partner. - @xinganhao

seventeen atla headcanons - @slytherinshua

𝖲𝖵𝖳 + 𝖳𝖧𝖤 𝖥𝖠𝖭𝖳𝖠𝖲𝖸!𝖠𝖴 𝖩𝖮𝖡𝖲 𝖳𝖧𝖤𝖸 𝖶𝖮𝖴𝖫𝖣 𝖧𝖠𝖵𝖤 ! - @c-oupsie

💑 poly

penance - @smileysuh

🍒 choi seungcheol

but even after this, you're still everything to me - @junrenjun

honorable mention: staff!seungcheol - @hoshifighting

👼 yoon jeonghan

Dark - @whipped-for-kpop-fics

honorable mention: untitled college!jeonghan drabble - @tusswrites; staff!jeonghan - @/hoshifighting

🦌 hong jisoo

oceans & engines - @renjunphile

honorable mentions: leaning on the everlasting arms - @junkissed; stolen entries - @bitchlessdino; White butterflies - @welcometomyoasis

(yes, i read a LOT of joshua fics last year)

🐱 moon junhui

(i didn’t read a proper junhui fic last year 😭 omg……so i will rectify this asap!!!)

🐯 kwon soonyoung

Arranged Marriage - @/hoshifighting

honorable mention: untitled tired!hoshi drabble - @miaoua3

🐈‍⬛ jeon wonwoo

over the counter and back - @nattheother / @nerutime

🍑 lee jihoon

what kind of future - @viastro

honorable mention: woozi spotify drabble and its sequel - @bbyobbyo

🐸 seo myungho

lost in translation - @/ylangelegy

honorable mentions: GOODNIGHT N GO - @hannieehaee; run - @/diamonddaze01 (also linking the post with kae’s annotations bc i love this wholesome interaction soo much)

🐶 kim mingyu

Drift Away - @wongyuseokie

⚔ lee seokmin

Echoes Within The Heart's Battlefield - @/tusswrites (linking my reblog here too in case lou privates this fic AGAIN grr ppl read this fic pls its so good)

honorable mention: backstage series - @hannieween; The Somerset Affair Series - @/diamonddaze01

🍊 boo seungkwan

Plan B (for Boo) - @/diamonddaze01

honorable mention: his reward - @ddeonghwa-s

🐻‍❄️ chwe hansol

catch you when i can series - @/xinganhao

honorable mention: dude, i can see (through) you - @fairyhaos

(so so so many good vernon fics i read this year i swear i'd list them all if i could!!!!)

🦦 lee chan

pamper - @/wheeboo; untitled drunk!domestic!chan drabble - @/bbyobbyo

honorable mentions: operation dispatch - @/xinganhao

(a lot of these dino fics are shorts and drabbles and domestic shit because fucking hell if chan ain’t good for IT)

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2025 goals:

wip stats

7 currently (kinda) writing/editing

21 ideas in the pipeline

x% chance if all of those will see the light of day

next projects

slytherin!shua hogwarts!svt fic

seungkwan fluff prompt request

ddeonghwa-s' secret cupid event fic!

tara and kae's corporate!svt collab fic!

seventeen's playlist song # 2

blog goals

post one fic every month!

write longer fics! maybe a few with more than 5k words

post more ot13 fic drabbles if possible

successfully put up at least one of the series i have in mind

(i have so many ideas like a coffee house!svt, hogwarts!svt, one series each for perf, vocal, and hiphop unit. it’s endless. please pray for my soul.)

join more collabs and events!

(i had so much fun with my first one with @camandemstudios, and i already have two more underway so 2025 is already shaping up to be rly exciting!)

personal goals

balance this passion project with my irl commitments

(i was inactive for the last quarter of 2024 because of life so i really want to maintain something for this)

create and maintain better habits like reading, running, writing, and all that

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i just also want to give a special shoutout to @thediamondlifenetwork, @mansaenetwork, and @camandemstudios for providing a safe space through your discord servers :( interacting with fellow caratblr writers made me feel seen with a warm and fuzzy feeling in my little heart to anyone who has ever read any of my fics, thank you sincerely. i’d always been shy to share my writing for majority of my so far quarter life haha and i feel so soft after receiving such a warm welcome from fellow creators here. i can’t wait to see what 2025 will have in store! here’s to more svt brainrot and delulu worlds 💎✨

[heretopasstime]

Mx. Perfect -- Again!

Just feeling a bit heated at the moment, and not the angry kinda way. Mx. Perfect,,, mmm… [Btw, i switch pronouns for em because… why not?] Credit: @cafekitsune-- MDNI line break @cherishh04 - GIF Tags: yandere, weirdo, smut..?, overbearing behavior?

".. I'm not so perfect, I swear... not as much as you.."

Just so desperate for validation and approval.. Perfect in all things again and again, on the star track of being valedictorian for his graduating batch.

It's no wonder this type of man needs some relieving pressure, am i right? And wouldn't it be so fun if that euphoric relief he is so chasing after is you?

Just imagine…

Org work is starting to get to him, all this coordinating… organizing and overall just dealing with all these people who cant simply comprehend or grasp what he's telling them to do. And he has to deal with it all, with a simple pretty smile.

He sometimes thinks to himself, why cant life be as simple and pretty as it is to tell a simple white lie.

Till he realizes it can be!

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It can be when his brain is reduced to mushed, his senses overloaded with the sensitivity coming from his skin is slapping against yours.

This can be thought in two ways, all so perfectly simple just as he wants.

You riding her till dawn, your insides squeezing and squelching so perfectly around her as she lays there bound to the bed. Your hushed words of affirmation and degradation in her ear as you remind her of how amazing it is to feel so consumed by raw fevour and emotion. Her lip is practically bleeding, as she bites on it too hard. She's absolutely already lost herself, falling into the place of no return the faster you raise and drop onto her lap again and again. Her nails are digging so deeply into your sweaty skin leaving marks, its all to much and she cant help but roll her eyes back.

Oh gosh, she cant even to think of anything more perfect then this.. Then you… How dare she even think he could be called Mx. Perfect when a being like you is so kind enough to take pleasure in her..

"Mmh~,, aHh.. ~ Y/N~.." Her angelic voice adding to the lewd sounds filling the room, with absolutely no shame. Poor baby cant even begin to imagine how to control how she feels anymore, when all she can keep her mind on is how perfect everything is… With you..

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Then there's where he's y'know…

His pretty face muffled and shoved into the covers of the bed as he's bent and fucked over by this absolute diety-like being in his eyes. Drool leaking out from his bruised pinky lips, as he whines so exaggerated it felt almost fake. Tears falling from the corners of his heterochromatic eyes, it's all to much but so little at the same time. His legs are basically buckling beneath him as you continously pound into him, ass up, backside with no mercy. All he can hear from you are grunts, and swears under your breath, and he's hyperfixiating on every part of it. Every breath you take, even as his head is shoved into the crevice of the sheets, he cant help ut feel as if this is his reward for being so good. That you are his heavenly gift bestowed upon hiim, so evident now as you are helping him see the stars and reach heaven.

(He's really that dramatic about just getting railed, like such a fucking weirdo. <3 )

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Either way, both ways he's never letting you leave. He just wants to be by you like a good dog, but due to how things are he presents more as like a reluctant kitty.

But its all okay, even if you dont have a choice in the matter.

You can use him all you want, take advantage of him however you like!

Just remember, when you both are all fucked out lying on the covers… And his words seems a bit too… serious.. Keep in mind, that's just the bottom of his heart finally speaking out.

"... We're together,,, forever...~ "

[elizakai]

100+ FOLLOWERS DTIYS AND OLD ART REVEAL.

✨WELCOME✨

SO, as promised, I’m bringing to fruition every Undertale fans worst nightmare. I’ll be giving a taste of the dark recesses of every UT fans past. The old art. 🧎🏽‍♀️ I’ve picked 9 random, and silly drawings I did back in…somewhere around 2016? I was like 11 or something. I couldn’t use a lot of the others because most were referenced

if you ARE NOT interested in the challenge, skip to below the cut for a laugh⬇️

DRAW THIS IN YOUR STYLE CHALLENGE, but based off of …these. (Seriously…don’t get to excited.)

GET CREATIVE. THIS IS A FUN THING, the point is to see how creative you can get from a…not so great starting point💀

in fact, I would ENCOURAGE just basing loosely!! Get creative with it ;p

(I will also redraw some lol)

You can do as many or few as you like, as serious or silly as you like :D

This is super chill and just for laughs, draw however you want <3

❗️I’ll share below the cut in a moment❗️

QUICK RULES:

Any medium is fine! Keep anything you intend to share sfw! Be nice to eachother!

Tag me @elizakai so I can see!! AND TAG #100kaidies (cause I am dying.)

3. DEADLINE is SEMPTEMBER 30th

But again this is so not serious, feel free to draw afterwards if you want to.

✨PRIZES✨

❗️3 ARTISTS WITH ENTRIES can make DRAWING REQUESTS❗️

I’ll give details on that after the challenge, but I don’t really have limits on the drawing size wise. (And for fairness sake, I obviously won’t be picking two entries from the same person!)

❗️2 HONORABLE MENTIONS will get doodle requests and bragging rights❗️

⬇️⬇️ENTER IF YOU DARE⬇️⬇️

OK, YOU WANTED IT

1- the red pen is ‘current me’ commentating, it’s scrawled. If you need me to type it just ask!

2- feel free to roast these. I laughed real hard looking back at the hundreds of drawings I have stashed on cheap printer paper.

3- simple and messy enough to be interpreted however, but if you want better context just ask!

⬆️Click to see the images fully⬆️

…(whyyyyyyy)

if this inspires anyone to expose their own old work, then I have won.

[most-mistreated-characters]

We can confirm Papyrus for most mistreated just by the sheer fact that you, poll runner, put him up against Hunter in the first round (pensive emoji) To be fair to him (and us, the Papyrus enjoyers) he put up a hell of a fight. The difference in Hunter and Papyrus' fandom experience is night and day. Hunter is beloved. Hunter is celebrated. People HC he is neurodivergent and it is used to elevate him.

Papyrus, intentionally or not, is written like he's neurodivergent and the fandom took one look at him and for the last nearly 8 years has decided he need to be murdered to further his brother's angst-overfilled storylines, or that he's too stupid to live and is taken advantage of, or that people aren't allowed to swear around him or telling him his poorly cooked spaghetti is bad because otherwise Sans Will Kill You. Like as someone who reads Papyrus/reader inserts, it drives me fucking nuts, it's ALL reverse harems focused on Sans. The ones that don't are shit like. Fucking. Sans threatens to kill you if you even date Papyrus. Sans threatens you with his eyes from across the room if you dare even THINK to suggest Papyrus' spaghetti could be improved.

A trope I have seen on more than one occasion is these shitty reverse harem fics tagging it for Papyrus/reader romance and then they have Papyrus say he's ace and he just fucking ceases to exist. Horrortale Papyrus is meant to be the same as UT Papyrus but he gets a different ending that goes wrong. On at least one occasion in these terrible fics where Papyrus says "I'm Ace" and then ne does the peace sign and fades away, horror Papyrus is also there and even though the FIC ACKNOWLEDGED THEY SHOULD BE THE SAME, THEY SAID HORROR PAPYRUS WASN'T ACE "ANYMORE" which just proves people put often make classic Papyrus ace to kick him out of the big kids romance room, which as an ace person pisses me off.

One of my favorite fics ever involves the world being reset after the reader develops a relationship with him and suddenly it's a murder run and reader remembers Papyrus exists so they go into the mountain and are helping SANS FIGHT FRISK???? And there's like one fucking chapter left and we don't even get to see the reader rebuild their relationship with Papyrus after the reset, it's just "That was fun NOW TIME FOR SANS GLOWY MURDER EYE WEEEEE"

And that's one of my favorites. One of the most popular fics in the fandom is literally Papyrus being tortured by Flowey to make him "less innocent" so he can get into the royal guard.

I did a count of all the major endings in UT and out of roughly 18 major endings 9 of them involve Papyrus being dead or very sad (two sad, 7 dead)

Papyrus deserves to return.

no need to blame me. i do not hate papyrus so much that i put him against a character in the first round i knew he would lose to. dont know what you're getting at here but see what i did was put some unpopular fandom characters against popular fandom characters and some popular fandom characters against other popular fandom characters. so undertale, popular, against the owl house, also popular. im not an undertale fan so i knew nothing about papyrus, i also new nothing about hunter. i knew "popular fandoms" and put em against each other. sorry bud. root for papyrus in the redemptions.

[maythray]

play undertale 2 immediately this is no longer just an ask its a demand.

[opaleyedprince]

consider the BONE?! b99 scene but w/akira and miko

[bonny-kookoo]

Jungkook: Take It All [1] 🔞

In which your fate had always been predetermined- but fate is a flickering flame, ready to change and morph at any given moment.

Tags/Warnings: ABO au, Alpha!Jungkook, shut up, omega!reader, shut up², this was queued but tumblr ate it instead

Additional Chapter Warnings: Angst, smut, angsty fluff?

Chapter Length: short

Next ->

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He's holding you like you're about to disappear any second now.

It's a stark contrast to his otherwise rather rough movements and actions, desire openly portraying itself for you in desperate gasps and determined snaps of his hips into yours, lips placing open mouthed kisses against your neck. He wants to bite, wants to mark, but he'd never go against your wishes.

He may be superior in strength, but his heart is your slave.

"I love you." he almost whines out, eyes closed as he becomes more and more frantic. It's warm in this room, but not uncomfortable; the pelts and blankets on his bed provide you with more comfort than you've ever felt before.

He's bought and partially even made them himself for you he'd told you with sparkling eyes, playfully picking you up to put you right in between them, his arms caging you in. You'd laughed, and so had he; before his eyes had dropped to your lips, mood around you shifting from playful into sensual.

"I love you." he chants again, more pained now as he clenches his jaw, hold on you tightening a little.

"I know." you simply whisper back, unable to say the same thing he does in fear of making it worse for you both. It's not like no one knows of the things you both have been up to for months now ever since meeting at a yearly festival- but no one dare says it out loud, including yourselves, well aware of the devastating fate this love would have to face at the end of it all.

Jungkook hides his face in your neck, but you know he's hurting, even when he has you at his mercy like this, pleasure overwhelming you both for a moment as your orgasm hits.

You're already someone else's.

Promised to Han, young alpha of his own pack to somehow escape from this wolf's angry claws, the desert brown beast having often threatened to tear the pack apart just to claim it's land and members for himself. It's not empty words he spits either, because he's proven before that he will do as he says; he wants control, eagerly grasps after any power he can gain- and it's you he'd wanted as an exchange, much to Jungkook's horror. When he'd found out, he'd been more than just livid, inner wolf snarling at the prospect of loosing you before he could even have you.

Because he knows you feel it too, even if you do not say it.

He knows you're not verbalizing your feelings for him for his own sake- to make it hurt less when Han claims you for himself, ultimately taking any chance of the two of you having a future together. But even still, Jungkook is a stubborn wolf. He refuses to loose to a blind and gluttonous dog like Han- he doesn't accept this trade at all.

"I'll change your fate." he hums into your skin, hand running over your arm before it finds your hand, intertwining your fingers with his own as you both relish in your afterglow. "I promise." he urges, and you simply nod- too exhausted to argue with him, rather trying to keep the illusion of ut all going for a bit longer. You'll have to return tomorrow by noon, making the journey home alone without him, but you already know he will at least accompany you for about half the way as he always does.

Your heart is aching for him, your inner wolf whimpering just from the thought of being abandoned by his hold.

But that's your fate.

And your fate doesnt include him.

[pottahishotasf]

Okay sooo I'm going to be VERY- REALLY busy tonight and tommorow so I will be letting my mom hold onto my phone so I could focus on my works first.

I have been procrastinating ALOT and as a result I have like LOADS of pendings.

Just like yesterday or maybe it was the day after? SOMEONE HACKED INTO MY FUCKING ACCOUNT to say some weird ass shit to people... Its my fault too because I kinda.... Gave other people ny password and I literally have the same pass on EVERY ACCOUNT I OWN.

ANDDDD for the 2nd part of "That Exact Night" I've already finished it maybe not really and I need yo proofread or beta read it.

And I'll be posting it when I'm finally free... So I'm sorry if uts taking too long. Good luck to me AND TO EVERYONE WHO HAS EXAMS. I KNOW YOU'LL DO GREAT. DON'T WORRY TOO MUCH. IT WILL PRESSURE YOU MORE.

ALSOOO DON'T BE SHY AND TAG ME ON YOUR WORKS AND ON TAG GAMES LIKE- how dare you for not tagging me along🙄

Tagging some of my lovely moots under the cut:

@fairydxll @hazelquartz @onyourgoddamnleft @loopy-lupinn @remusskinnie @kimorna @chaoticfanfiction @littlemissnoname13 @shespeaksinsongs @lilmissquackson @leydileyla @drayart @heyitsreece44 @lady-of-love-beauty-and-death @comfort-writing @squishyhooman @solace-riddle @justsnoopingaround @thehalfbloodedwitch @miss-celestial-being @blackthunder137 @belovacc @kazscrow @anordinarymuse @anguiserina @draysbunny @dracoslittleangel @o-rion-sta-r

[alexhandersenblog]

Future neuropsychiatrist's opinion here, again (after few last anons) - ship real people if you want. But don’t you dare shove that ship in their face, which I personally have seen happening, mostly on Insta.

Don’t tag real people in anything to do with a ship you're assuming is existing, don’t try to bring the ship to their attention and stop analysing every second they breathe as evidence for your ship, in the end don't create rumours & assumptions on someone's private life! This is unhealthy. Better go get a life.

I don’t like discourse, anyone who’s followed me for a while knows I like to stay out of it and promote the more positive side of things, but it’s gotten to the point this time where I’m angry. I’m angry because none of this should have happened, and yet here we are sitting in a pool of assumptions, unproven conclusions, analysing things we know and will know NOTHING about.

What I don’t understand is the utter venom with which some people spread something I recognize as negativity. What good does it do to anyone? And those who are the loudest are of course no one but anons who try to prove to everyone that they know Alex better than he does know himself, clarifying they are sure of what his love-life looks like. I'm sorry to be the voice of reason but: we will never know who's involved with him and on what level unless he feels like showing this part of his PRIVACY to us. And yes, Alex is allowed to has his privacy, Alex is allowed to not show some part of his PERSONAL life to us.

Being 'curious'/'interested in the tea' is no justification for creating rumours (because this is what most of the anons do since few weeks) to satisfy a specific curiosity of theirs.

I'm sorry for being bold but people who are so easy to jump to assumptions of any kind about the PUBLIC people - are negative because their curiosity means poking their noses into other people's lives (only because these people are public). Shall I remind here how many times did people message his friends asking about his love-life? Shall I remind how many times people were tagging him and his supposed girlfriends in edits on Instagram, tagging his close friends as well? But you'll still try to tell me that it's only "curiosity"..

Here’s the thing about curiosity in the fandom: it’s toxic. It is gross. It only breeds worse things. It turns misunderstandings into discourse. It turns attempts at peace into floods of anons in inboxes that jump easily into a repetitive thud of thunderous assumptions & conclusions.

I'll say this again: leave him alone, let him be with whoever he wants. Stop shipping him with literally every woman that breathes next to him. Stop digging through his friends' content to try to 'find' who his significant other is. Respect him, please. And respect his privacy 🙏

And to change the topic - let's talk how tough the role of Ivar must had been for Alex!

Wauw! Very well said! Thank you for this! ♥️

And YESS!!! I admire him so much for how he carried that role! Played it so well! For someone with no real ‘international experience’ 🤯

[cyancherub]

CASSITA MAMSITA! I JUST REALIZED THAT BECAUSE MY INTERNET HERE IS SHIT I NEVER FINISHED REBLOGGING YOUR LAST YUUJI FIC WITH THE LEGGINGS!!!! I APOLOGIZE!!!! HOW DARE I?!?!?! I HAD SO MANY TAGS AND RAVED SO MUCH ABOUT UT AND NOW I SEE IT NEVER POSTED. I AM ANGRY.

I MEAN AFTER IM DONE SCREAMING IN YOUR ASK I WILL GO REBLOG IT OFC AND DROP SOME LOVE THERE TOO, BUT THIS WAS MORE IMPORTANT! I LOVE EVERYTHING YOU WRITE BUT THAT PARTICULAR RATHER SOFT PIECE WAS AMAZING!!! WHY IS EVERYTHING YOU DO AMAZING???

I LOVE YOU!!!!!! *screaming very loud*

JKDSKJFJDJ MOMO PLEASE!!!

omg i love u ;____; PLEASE DONT WORRY ABOUT THAT !!!! OMG IT IS OKAY !!! ALSO MY INTERNET IS ALSO GARBAGE I UNDERSTAND THE STRUGGLE !!! BUT !! im so so so happy you liked it. looking at the tags and reblogs makes me so soft because i think it's one of the softest things ive ever written and it was a HUGEEEE comfort for me and im happy others are enjoying it as well ;v; he is such a king i adore him sm.

I LOVE YOU TOO !!!!!!!! your kind words always mean so much to me jfgkj I WILL KISS YOU!!!!

[incorrect-sdv-quotes]

Okay so I know this is a SDV Incorrect quote blog but I really wanted to show off my SDV headcanon’s so you may ignore this post if you wish (I’ll go back to the normal posts after this, I have like 13 quotes queue’d up right now) 

Headcanon’s under the cut:

1.Alex’s real first name is Alexander he just prefers to go by Alex

2.Alex is a trans male so he was born female but transitioned to male at age 13

3.The bachelors ages are (listed youngest to oldest):

 Alex: 19 

Sebastian: 19 (one month older then Alex)

Sam: 20

Harvey: 25-30

Elliott: 36

Shane: 38

4.Despite Sam being older then him Alex is taller (if you put them side by side Sam looks taller but that’s only cause of his hair if you flattened it you could see Alex was taller)

5.Sebastian is secretly a vampire (He does look like one anyway)

6. Haley and Alex kind of have a Hazel and Xander from Bunk’d relationship where they’re kinda friends but one of them *cough cough* Haley *cough* has a huge crush on the other to where it’s at yandere point- Haley is not QUITE as crazy about Alex that Hazel is about Xander and unlike Hazel Haley can hide the craziness she does have around people but when it’s just her and Alex she’s all crazy and clingy- 

Like, she’ll call him pet names like “My jock prince” or “Alex-zandy-” or “My knight in shining armor” Etc. etc- or hug him and never let go until someone LITERALLY prys her off- Talk about nutty nutty nut-so-

7. My headcanon voices for the bachelors are: (Well some of them, if a name is in strike through that means I don’t have one for that one- yet)

Alex: Shining Armor from MLP

Sebastian

Sam: Rottmnt Leo/2020 Sonic the Hedgehog/Dewy from Ducktails (this one might change)

Harvey: Fozzie Bear (Harvey: WaKa WaKa (I’m sorry))

Elliott: Gunther from Shake It Up

Shane

8.Shane is basically the god of chickens he’s such a good caretaker of chickens that he could summon an army of chickens to peck the eyes out of everyone in town with one “Babock” CHICKEN ARMY!!

If you decided to read this post and you liked my headcanons then this is it for now more might be added later as I play the game and scroll through the SDV tags on Tumblr more 

EDIT 1: More headcanons!:

9: Elliott is an amazing actor but a horrid horror-movie actor (It’s just his screams are unrealistic he will literally just say “Aaaah” otherwise it’s the same as the rest of his acting) (This scream-glitch is an easy fix if you yell “Ghost” more on that in 10)

10: Elliott is TERRIFIED of ghosts even those cute and/or clearly fake ghosts (Why else do you think Spirits Eve/Halloween has Skeletons every year and not ghosts? No one wants to scare anyone Too bad.) Actually Alex dared Elliott to watch the Disney Junior show Vampirina which went fine until Demi came on screen- Elliott literally wet himself and screamed for 3 whole hours- (Poor Alex who had to listen to that the whole time-)

11: Elliott treats his pocket crab as his ACTUAL son, not as his pet but as his actual biological son (it’s actually really cute)

12: The portraits in this video for a portraits mod is how the characters actually look to me (Excluding Elliott Sam and Sebastian they still live in my brain with their cannon looks): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cmBW8BzSZpU&list=WL&index=1&t=5s

13: Krobus is Sebastian’s father (yeah you THINK it would not make sense along with Hc numb.5 but if you think about it if his father is a monster and his mother is human he’s gonna be born as a human-looking monster! Which is a Vampire!)

EDIT 2: Damnit. I was scrolling through this and I realized I missed a Hc and it slipped through the original post and the EDIT 1!

14: Alex has Dyslexia (this bugger Hc belonged in the original post but it slipped through both edits)

EDIT 3: MORE HEADCANNONS-

15: Both Abigail and Sebastian used to have hair to match their parents (Abby’s was brown (Like said in game) and Sebastian’s was Ginger) but due to their “Unusual” parents (Abigail: Wizard Sebastian: Krobus) their hair changed color when they got older and their mothers just pretended they died their hair so both the towns people and Abigail and Sebastian themselves would not freak out 

16: Sebastian has snake bite piercing's but he only wears them when he’s alone (he got them in the first place cause 1: Sam dared him and 2: he decided it would be a fun way to rebel against dead to Sebastian Demetrius, he didn’t have to keep them but he ended up liking the look) 

17: Sebastian owns a giant frog plush, it’s twice the size of him, is really soft and is incredibly fat (it’s to the point it’s just a circle that has stubby legs) he loves it more then anything Excluding Alex but he does not want anyone finding out he loves it let alone owns it so he stuffs it under his bed when people are in and/or near his room

18: Sebastian’s first word was literally “Froggy”

Ex:

Robin: Can you say “mama”?

Baby!Sebastian: ...Froggy!

Robin:

Robin: Out of all words your first word is “Froggy”? Really?

19: The shortest to tallest Bachelors are:

Shane

Sam (If you take his hair and go *Squishes flat*)

Alex

Sebastian

Sam (If you count the added height from his Mullet)

Harvey

Elliott (Tall stinky sea dude)

20: Sam got Sebastian to scream “Bubbles” for 5 hours straight 

Details on that:

Sam: It’s impossible to say “Bubbles” threateningly

Sebastian:

Five munities later:

Robin: Uhhhh Sam? Why is my son on the roof screaming “BUBBLES”?

21: Sebastian owns a biker jacket but he only wears it when riding his motorcycle cause the jacket makes him look way more goth then emo and he prefers the emo look over goth look despite he acts more like a goth

22: One Feast of The Winter Star Sebastian got everyone an empty box and when they opened it Seb said: “It’s a void of nothingness. Just like life.” He did not get in trouble or nothing cause your allowed to give what you want but he did not do that again

23: Sebastian requires glasses to read, he can see perfectly but when it comes to reading on a computer or on paper he needs glasses

24: Sam does a perfect Darth Vader voice and Darth Vader breathing noises

25: Sebastian has vampire powers (cause he is a vampire (Hc 5)), he knows about them and is chill about it but he does not use them unless necessary cause he just does not feel the need to use them otherwise (His powers include, immortality (he also can’t be killed cause on my take on Vampires the stuff that “Traditionally” harms/kills them is just a mith and actually does nothing to them), super strength, increased speed, fast self-healing, telekinesis (I know this is not “Traditionally” a vampire power but Seb does have it) and the ability to change into a bat)

26: Both Sebastian and Elliott are actually pretty jacked (Not Alex level jacked but still) you just can’t see it unless they’re shirt-less (but in Seb’s case at least loose the hoodie)

27: Harvey’s doctor’s mallet weapon is just as heavy and as big as himself so he rarely goes into combat cause he has trouble welding his own weapon- 

Harvey: Time to explore the mines! *grabs his giant doctors mallet*

Harvey: Nope going down. *falls backward with a thud*

28: Elliott carries at least one very sharp pencil with him at all times so if he sees a very annoying person or a slime that escaped the mines he’ll grab it and go *StAb*

29: Everyone else makes Hermit jokes around Elliott which he finds funny and annoying at the same time (They used to do the jokes about Sebastian as well but they stopped cause when they did Seb strangled them Darth Vader style) Ex of the hermit jokes:

*singing* Someone’s on the beach with a hermit! There’s a hermit on the beach I know I know! Someone’s on the beach with a hermiiiit! And the hermit’s name is Elliott!

30: If you think Elliott’s cannon SDV schedule is anti-social you should see how anti-social he gets when writing a book-

EDIT 4: Surprise, there’s more

31: Elliott is a mermaid merman (he’s a human by day half human half fish by night but he’ll change forms sooner if you dump water on him- found that out by Haley throwing water on him in hopes he’ll melt-)

32: When in ‘fish’ form Elliott’s tail is incredibly strong (if you get hit by it you’ll go flying 900 feet in the air in 5 seconds at full strength)

33:Elliott only lets Harvey call him “Elly” if anyone else does so expect Elliott to dump water on himself then hit you with his fish tail)

34:Vincent will sing The Little Mermaid song “Under the sea” around Elliott and Sebastian (Sebastian cause think about it and Elliott cause he’s an IRL Mermaid)

[ladystraud-pixels]

Marrying the Heir, Casting Call [CLOSED]💀

Here I am, with my version of this challenge from @daisydezem​! I was also inspired by this casting call from @terrahji​! I have a supernatural save file with different monarchies and political hierarchies, so I think it’s the perfect place to try this new challenge. I’ll try to follow the rules as best I can, but…I’m not really good at this! (: I don’t know if any of you want to give me one of your sims, but I really hope so. I’m looking for five sims who dare to enter the game of this charming princess.

If you’re interested, there are more info under the cut!

Welcome to my home, creatures from all over the world. Let me introduce myself: I am Callista Albina Morningstar, first and only daughter of the Lord of Death, of the one and only King of the Underworld: my father is Grim Reaper. I am daddy’s little girl, he always tries to spoil me and nobody ever dares to stand against death. I really love my father, although I can’t always be with him. Over the centuries I had several love stories, each of them broken my heart. Most of my exes didn’t want me, but they wanted my privileges like eternal life, luxury and obviously death on their side. Eventually my father found out and now I think they all have become good friends in hell. So I decided to participate in this reality show, I really want to find the love of my life. I hope I haven’t scared you, never judge a book by its cover.

Name: Callista Albina Morningstar Age: 548 Traits: Ambitious, Art Lover and Jealous Aspiration: Soulmate  Hobbies: Paint, play the piano, sing and read Hates: Discrimination, the Baroque period and tv Sexual Orientation: Heterosexual 

Ten facts about Callista:

She is half vampire and half angel of death;

She looks like her mother, Delilah Andrea Straud;

She loves history really much, her favorite historical period is the Renaissance;

She has never been to the sea;

She describes herself as a classy, refined and enterprising woman;

She fears love relationships after all this time;

She never takes off her bracelet, it’s a gift from his father;

She wants someone to take away the monotony of immortality, someone to discover the modern world with;

She believes in love at first sight, in opposites that attract each other and in a thousand other legends about love;

She loves writing poetry, which she jealously guards;

Rules for your sim:

Only vampires, spellcaster or human;

Only young adult or adult;

CC yes, I’m always looking for new ones. Only maxis match, please;

Write a small description, some characteristics of your sims. Be creative, don’t worry!

Mention me and use the tag #MarryingCallista, please;

Deadline: 31st August 2020;

Send me an ask if you have questions!

I’m not sure who actually join this challenge as it’s my first time doing these, but if you ever considered I thank you so much for taking the time to do! 💖

[awakened-harmony]

Realized i should probably make a other Universes chart for how vita is in the off chance people are interested in her non-main UT verse (Underfell) so i’m not just scrambling! SO here is the other variations of vita.

Undertale tag: In the world below (Undertale verse ~ Vita) - Used to be her UF tag but i changed it

I don’t actually have much to add about Undertale since all her elements remain about the same, Perhaps the only true difference is that she’s while still disliking of living underground, She’s content with how asgore has done to keep monsterkind happy despite their circumstances and happily. Openly shows affection to anyone who requests. it

Under the read more is Horrortale and Underswap because they BOTH got longer then i intended them to. I may explore other AU’s if asked but these three will be the main ones :D

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Horrortale tag: Pray for your time and i’ll bring it so (Horrortale verse ~ Vita)

She like most of the monsters had grieved for the death of the king at the hands of a human who despite her own fear at the death of their ruler knew had only been scared, She like most of the monsters had Panicked when the news of the core’s failure came to light, But she had hoped that they’d get it fixed. That even as the food became scarcer, The air in the dark caverns grew musty and the lights soon turned off completely. She could only hope that it would be fixed, It was only when the first monsters started to die that her hope begun to crumble, Slowly and carefully being chipped away, It was a sensation that helped her ignore the rumble of pain in her belly because all of her rations went to her son. She had to keep him safe, Fed as best she could, She had to be there for him. Help him even if she could help no other soul then her child, He. Her last true piece of her mate, A symbol of their love.

....She failed.

In the end, Maybe it was because of how young he was still, Maybe something in the air had become poisonous that he couldn’t withstand while she could due to her age. To this day, What ifs and maybe’s run through her head about what she could have done differently, like a mantra of pain and grieve. The only thing clear in her head was the resolution in her soul as she put her son out of his misery, The looping memory as she took the light of her life, The joy of her world’s soul out of his chest and could only whisper a prayer of safe travels and a ‘i love you’ before she crushed that beautiful soul in her hands. Forcing it to shatter into hundreds of little pieces as his body turned to dust, She knows she had to do it, but she still can’t forgive herself for it and she’s certain hell awaits her when she dies. If she dies.

Because even as her son had faded, Vita maybe not have thrived, But she survived. Even as she starved and once strong limbs atrophied, She still took it upon herself each day to stand, To get up, To find food if she could...and give it to others. She’s not sure why she doesn’t die, But her best running theory is that her healing magic has turned inward on itself and heals her soul even as her body withers around it. It heals and heals and heals, She is sure that if not for her starved body, She would have been dead of a hundred different cancers by now.

Instead her house, What was her house has essentially become a church. Waterfall had always been the last monsters they thought about because what did they have to offer to the rest of the underground? Snowdin held the way all humans entered the underground, Hotland held the core, The capital held the largest of the undergrounds population and it held the queen. But waterfall? They’d been seen as obsolete and though not sealed off from the rest of the population, They weren’t welcome anymore. So just as snowdin eventually got sans, As corrupt as he was as a protector, Waterfall got Vita. Her continued survival despite starving, Her hope that things will improve one day, Her gracious giving of all but the clothes off her back. She protects the monsters of waterfall and many of the remaining population, the weak, the sick, even the dying come to her. Some if only to spend their last moments to feel as if someone still cared about them, To have their final fate given to them in kindness and not suffering, She who would deliver their souls to Asgore.

Things to take note of in her Horrortale verse: - Vita’s son is dead and she killed him, Killed him to end his suffering as he’d started to decline like some of the other monsters.

- She’s rail thin and looks as though even the lightest wind could blow her over and while she can no longer defend herself, Her followers who praise and follow her lead will kill for her lest they lose their chosen spot of hope in the hell that had become of their home. So while waterfall IS a safe passage, it’s only if you respect she who guards it.

- Vita has leaned heavily into her old beliefs, She’s become incredibly soft spoken and seems to murmur her prayers in a haunting whisper alongside her followers, Asking for help, For hope, For forgiveness for the sins she has committed, To allow her to bear the sins of her followers because they only do as she asks and while she does talk to monsters sometimes without this inflection, It is rare and often only resurfaces with monsters she knew personally whether it be before or after the war.

- Her LV is higher because she mercy kills monsters who are dying of starvation, Of lack of magic, In the words of her followers. She’s sending them to asgore. She brings them comfort in a painless death, She is viewed as a Messiah and in some messed up way, She has more family then she’s ever known in this verse.

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Underswap tag: Oh maiden with your soul of stone (Underswap verse ~ Vita)

In underswap, Vita despite her soul of Pacifism and her once gentle demeanor turns a full 180 upon the learned death of her mate drusil while protecting the queen in an assasination attempt in the exploits of the war decides to take up the mantle that her mate had left vacant, Abandoning her duties as a healer, Her soul corrupts and becomes one of a Warmonger. She once known for her overwhelming amount of kindness becomes a symbol to fear, Nicknamed by the humans as ‘the siren’ and takes the place of her previous mate by the queen’s side as one of her guards, She personally ensures that the humans lost some ground in the war and for a time. Gave hope in her own way that monster kind would once more be able to thrive as they once did.

But even with her furiosity, That doesn’t happen, They still get sent underground. Not that it truly stops vita, Urging the queen that retreat isn’t an option, That while monsters might be trapped, There would one day be a time they return and they had to be ready. Despite that, the queen initially refuses and while vita still served as her guard, Anger does brew under the surface at her refusal. Another blow is struck when a human does fall underground and instead of rightfully being slaughtered. She and her Meek husband adopt the pitiful creature.

She’s not sure whether she felt vindicated or distraught when the news broke out that both the human AND the young prince were dead, That they’d tried to cross the barrier, that if only they’d come back with a few more souls. They’d have already been free, But instead the dust of both of them was scattered on a small plush toy of the prince’s. It was in this moment even as her coward of a husband flee’s with the humans true body, the queen finally saw the right path to take, At the cost of her entire family and she declared that any further humans to fall into the underground were to die, Harvested for their souls so she may become a goddess among monsters and break the barrier.

And she carries on this duty for her queen with what some see as a sense of pride, She is well known for collecting three of the human souls currently in the queen’s possession, She does eventually step down as the captain of the royal guard and allows Alphys to take the position. But she still co-leads and her advice is taken very seriously, She trains new recruits, following the old army ways of breaking their recruits, they either walk or become something worth her while.

Things to take note of in her Underswap verse: - She’s not downright cruel to monsters but compared to other monsters in US, She comes off as harsh and rough, hard to get close to though she has a fondness for monster children, Recruits she see’s potential in and her fellow comrades whether they be retired from the guard or not because they served well.

- She doesn’t have a son, She was pregnant at one point after they were sealed in the underground but...she doesn’t talk about what happened and nobody has dared to ask.

- Her soul is corrupted and has been since her mate’s death, Maybe with the right people and enough work, it could be restored but there’s no saying she’d be the same after all she did under her corrupted soul’s influence.

- She still lives in waterfall but her house is smaller and only has the bare minimum on the inside, It doesn’t feel very homely so to speak.

- US vita is fucking buff as hell and could snap your spine like a kit kat bar