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2danny2furious · 2 days ago

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HELLO first off!! there is such a lack of danny fics here you are a blessing

second!! do you have any fluff danny x reader hcs maybe? no pressure but ty in advance!!

Hi lovely! Thanks so much! Here are the headcanons :)

you and danny were friends for a while, and his crush on you was so stupidly obvious to everyone but you. anytime a joke was made in your friend group, he’d immediately look to you to see your smile or your laugh, ignoring the shoulder nudges from his friends next to him. over time, he’d get the bravery to start complimenting you more, being extra friendly or extra nice on the days all of your friends “coincidentally” would bail on your plans, leaving you and danny to wander parks and museums side by side, alone together.

Of course, you would remain totally oblivious much to the frustration of Danny and your friends, who would eventually sit you down and explain how down bad he is. Once everything clicked, you and Danny turned into stammering blushing messes around eachother <3

as a boyfriend, he’s so surprisingly clingy. if you’re walking side by side and not either holding hands or bumping shoulders at the very least, if you start to fall behind or walk ahead, he’ll squint his eyes at you in play anger and pull you into him where he needs you to be <3

Has too much cuteness aggression for you! Squishes your cheeks in both his hands when you're being too cute for him to handle, and when it’s really too much, will give love bites to your earlobes or arms, or bottom lip, or neck…

all the roasting he did of your interests when you were friends has mysteriously faded away now that you’re together. He's so surprisingly gentle with you and your feelings EXCEPT the trashy fantasy romance novels you read. Make the mistake of ignoring his pleas for attention to read your book, and you will be punished by him grabbing it out of your hands and dramatically reading the most cringy lines from each page, laughing as you attack him to give you your book back

He used to pretend he hates it when you mess with his hair but the facade is up. He will now nudge your thigh with his head as he lays in your lap while you watch a movie, and you know that’s your signal to start braiding :)

You both have so many bits and inside jokes over shitty movies and random Youtube videos with like 15 views that of course you both found and obsessed over. At one point, Danny started talking in this cringey baby voice ironically, but now, unfortunately it’s not ironic anymore and you genuinely have to keep each other in check from using it in public.

When you get curious about how he does what he does he shows you, and lets you mess around on his equipment. He looks at you with so much love in his eyes as you laugh and play around with different sound effects, and more than one improv of yours has ended up being in his comedy songs :)

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2danny2furious · 1 day ago

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hi! I really loved your headcanons! could i request a fluffy oneshot with y/n and the other commentary youtubers (drew, jarvis, kurtis, etc.) maybe they could be playing a game or minecraft or go on a group vacation? totally no worries if this isn't your style and thanks in advance!

This was so much fun to write! Hope you like it!

Title: Love and War

Pairing: Danny Gonzalez x Reader

The sun beats down on your shoulder. You are crouched behind the bushes- tired, sweaty, and just about ready to give up. But you know the stakes are high: this is war.

You peer over the leaves, assessing the battlefield.

“Pool area is clear. Over.”

“That’s what daddy likes to hear. Over.”

“Jesus Christ!” Drew groans into his walkie-talkie. “Can you please stop constantly referring to yourself as daddy?”

“No,” crackles Danny’s voice. You can hear the smile in his words. “Over.”

The commentary boys had recently received an obscene amount of Nerf guns as part of Nerf’s latest sponsorship campaign. Now that everyone has been reunited at an AirBnB mansion for Vidcon, all Danny wants to do is battle the other guys in nerf wars. Coincidentally, for the past three wars, the chosen opponents have been The Sad Boyz and Kurtis.

You suspect this is because Danny had caught you hearting a message from your best friend, emphatically claiming Jordan as the sexiest man she’s ever seen. Oh, boys.

“Y/N!” shrieks Amanda, “there’s an ambush headed your way!”

You leap up, wobbling as you brush away twigs pressed into your legs and your feet regain feeling. You whip your head towards the fence.

You can hear Kurtis calling, “We’re coming to get youuuuu,” in quite possibly the creepiest voice you’ve ever heard, and Jarvis and Jordan giggling as the three approach.

They’re getting closer and closer by the second. But where to go? They’re coming from the back fence, and the gate is locked from the north side.

“Guys, I’m trapped and out of ammo! I’m gonna die I’m gonna die I’m gon-”

“Y/N, we got you”, Drew’s calm voice soothes you over the walkie-talkie. “Danny’s on his way.”

“Babe, this way!”

You follow Danny’s voice to the north gate. You can hear the enemy approaching, and fear grips your heart.

“Danny, hurry!”

After what feels like an eternity, the gate door swings open. There he stands, your tall prince in shining-dripping-with-sweat white tee shirt armor. His green eyes, pale in the sunlight, crackle with excitement.

“You didn’t think I’d lose my girl to those diabolical cretins did you?”

You hold back a smirk at his ever insane vocabulary as he grabs your hand, hurrying you around the house and through the garage.

“Whew! That was close,” you giggle. You take a moment to admire Danny’s toned biceps and flushed cheeks as he pulls down the garage door, the back of his shirt clinging to the curves in his muscular back. You mentally take back every complaint you’ve ever had about his long runs and never ending gym sessions.

“You pervert,” he chuckles, wiping sweat from his hair.

“The damsel is safe,” he reports into his walkie-talkie. “I have her in an undisclosed location. Over.” He looks over at you with a wink. You grin and roll your eyes.

Danny walks over to you and hugs you from behind, wrapping you into his arms and kissing the top of your head. You let yourself relax in his warm embrace, and can’t help but marvel at how perfectly your bodies fit together. He sighs into your hair and squeezes you extra hard.

“It’s been so great seeing the guys, but I can’t fucking wait to go home. I miss having you all to myself,” he says. His voice is low and quiet, heavy with a desire you recognize instantly.

“Hmm... me too,” you hum. “You’re always getting us into situations like this though, you god damn extrovert.”

“Touché,” he murmurs. He spins you around to face him, and kisses you with a softness that surprises you. His warm lips find yours again and again, his hands cupping your cheeks..

“GUYS”, your walkie-talkies crackle loudly with the sound of Amanda’s voice, causing both of you to jump. “The Sad Boyz have disappeared from the pool vicinity-we think they might have advanced into the house. Team meeting under the deck, stat. Over.”

“Fuck you, Amanda,” curses Danny. “I was just about to start an amazing make out sess-”

“No one cares, Danny. Y/N’s too hot for you anyway. Over.”

“It’s true, Amanda. So true. Over,” you giggle as Danny bites your shoulder in play anger, wrestling your body closer to him as you squeal and try to escape.

Your team assembles under the deck to load up on ammo and get your bearings straight. Drew devises a plan, his calm demeanor prevailing even in the most dire nerf war situations. You plan to station yourselves at all sides of the house, so that the enemy would have no chance of escaping. Danny, to no one’s surprise, insisted that he be stationed by you to protect you.

“I was so close to losing you last time,” he says, looking into your eyes. “I’m never letting that happen again. You could have died.”

“Danny,” sighs Drew. “They’re foam bulle-”

“She could have DIED, Drew, you think this is a joke?”

Drew can’t help but grin, shaking his head. “Alright, you losers, come on. We got a battle to win.”

Drew and Amanda creep into the house silently, and you and Danny position yourselves behind the grand couches in the mansion. As you wait, he makes faces at you from across the living room, trying to get you to laugh.

Suddenly, you hear a noise in the hallway. You and Danny hesitantly arise from behind the couches, creeping forward to point your nerf guns towards the sound. Kiwi, the poodle, emerges from the hall, peering up innocently as he wags his tail happily.

But why would Kurtis’s dog be here? you think.

“Babe, look out!”

You look up to see Jordan and Jarvis standing across the room from you, grinning madly and pointing their nerf guns at your chest. You raise your gun, and as you do, feel something soft poke the back of your head. Kurtis.

You close your eyes, bracing yourself for the stream of foam.

“NOOOOO!” Danny screams. You open your eyes to see Danny leap in front of you as Jordan and Jarvis open fire. You quickly spin to shoot Kurtis in the chest before he can react.

His jaw falls open in shock. “The citizens of Kurtistwon will have their revenge,” he seethes. “Mark my words.”

You don’t even have time to revel in your glory, because Jarvis and Jordan aren’t content with their kill; they savagely empty their magazines into Danny’s still body on the floor, every foam bullet mercilessly striking his body instead of yours.

When the assault is done, Danny’s eyes flicker open and shut, his chest heaving as he pretends to struggle for air.

“D-D-Danny,” you sob. You kneel down to the floor, next to your boyfriend’s spasming body. Using every last drop of self control to keep yourself from smiling, you whisper desperately, “Why? Why did you do it, you stupid boy?”

“I had to s-save you,” he coughs as he chokes back a laugh.

“Danny, no! Don’t leave me!” you cry, bringing his limp hand up to your cheek, pressing a kiss softly into his fingers.

“I…I’ll always love you Y/N.”

And with that, Danny’s head lolls lifelessly to the side. The sight of his eyes crossed goofily and his tongue sticking out is enough to break you, and you burst out in a fit of giggles. Danny’s lips began to twitch and pretty soon he’s cackling too, the two of you clutching your sides, howling with laughter as your friends decide to unite and open fire against these two idiots on the floor. :)

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