#dannish

[metal-man1a]

Whys he kinda..

[sirghostheart]

Is anyone overtaken by anger whenever they think of Hollywood's tendency to remake whole ass foreign movies instead of subbing of even dubbing the damn thing because god forbid the average yankee is exposed to a non anglo culture

Or is it just me?

[britishmonarchy]

Anne of Denmark, 1574–1619

Artist: John de Critz (Flemish, 1551–1642

Date: c. 1605

Medium: Oil on panel

Collection: Royal Museums Greenwich, London, United Kingdom

Anne of Denmark

Anne of Denmark (Danish: Anna; 12 December 1574 – 2 March 1619) was the wife of King James VI and I. She was Queen of Scotland from their marriage on 20 August 1589 and Queen of England and Ireland from the union of the Scottish and English crowns on 24 March 1603 until her death in 1619.

The second daughter of King Frederick II of Denmark and Sophie of Mecklenburg-Güstrow, Anne married James at age 14. They had three children who survived infancy: Henry Frederick, Prince of Wales, who predeceased his parents; Princess Elizabeth, who became Queen of Bohemia; and James's future successor, Charles I. Anne demonstrated an independent streak and a willingness to use factional Scottish politics in her conflicts with James over the custody of Prince Henry and his treatment of her friend Beatrix Ruthven. Anne appears to have loved James at first, but the couple gradually drifted and eventually lived apart, though mutual respect and a degree of affection survived.

[danshi175]

similarly my name comes from my surname shi and the fact I'm danish

actually my name comes from the fact I don’t take any L’s. thus, no L

[naihaan]

Armide

I've finally manage to track down a particular Vienna production of Gluck's "Armide".

Several reasons. First one is:

Gaëlle Arquez (Armide herself). Not only she's a great singer, but… Ohh… PRETTY! I wish to see her one day as Turandot. And she sung Carmen, i need to hear and see it.

Second:

Armide's demonic servants.:D And Renaud.

And last (and most important for me XD)

Dannish Knight/Artemidore(Bror Magnus Tødenes) and Ubaldo(Gabriel Bermúdez).

Scenography is… interesting. Supposedly, we should see one of the Crusades, but here's an abandoned rusted factory! And a mix of modern/sci-fi armor with medieval weapons. Smells like a post-apocalypse world, i dig it. As much, as the implications of Armide either being enby, or really, REALLY, being uncomfortable with her existence as a straight cis-woman. Also, homoeroticism of her servants and slight shades of it between Ubaldo and Artemidore. And i definitely like that the Dannish Knight and Artemidore were merged into one character, creating a subplot of Artemidore doing everything in his power to save his friend. Not sure if i would recommend watching it, but i do like it (with exception of a certain part which made me really uncomfortable).

And now, i'll stop tying to sound like an actually sensible being and get to THE reason for this post's existence.

Like… Ubaldo and Artemidore infiltrate Armide's "castle" to save Renaud from his captivity. And they sorta kinda fight through her soldiers, demons summoned by her and illusions that she throws their way. And all i could think at that moment was: "Guys, maybe some subterfuge and stealth would have worked better? Like, your both handsome enough to pass as Armide's servants in these yellow dresses. Why not try it, at least?"

Lo and behold.

[layla99999999]

i hate every single song that talks about sex [it's both women and men, men are obviously worse cause they will talk about sex as means to humiliate while women will think sex = love]; can't you sing about literally anything else? i can't listen to music in peace because you will throw sex everywhere, oh my god i hate it so much, i'm not even asexual and the obsession with sex is so frustrating

for example now i listen to a dannish song about a wizard, it's literally just a wizard putting a spell on you (porn-rotten men would say "haha sex" even to this but anyway)

have some creativity, there are many things in the world that are not sex

[stevenmeeks]

web weaving: willsie + “I don’t want anything else but you”

requested by @unfortunate-arrow

unknown / c.t. salazar / hayley williams / anna karenina / bridgerton / unknown / jhon grisham / transatlantic / the dannish girl / bianca sparacino / @/shoyohnt / h.l.

[luckyluan]

Mr. + Mr. Sharpe, Pt. IV

FEB. 6, 2024 - 10:23PM 

Maxim and Antwan sat back to back in the foyer of a dark mansion. The cream walls lay covered in vibrant tags of graffiti and oblong shaped furniture pieces sat wrapped in heavy white sheets. The marble did not creak beneath their boots but the leaves, buoyed by the frigid February air, scraped and moaned across the dingy tiles. The couple sat on an fluffy beige rug with a picnic placed between them.  

“Status.” Maxim called over his shoulder. 

“Clear.” Antwan answered automatically. 

Maxim and Antwan sat very still as they pointed their guns in anticpation of targets. Maxim could feel the quick rise and fall of Antwan’s shoulders and he pushed his back against him. 

“Deeper breaths, babe.” He called. 

“I know. I know.” Antwan quipped. “Something just isn’t right. We had no contracts out. We left the game. Everyone we know is dead or in hiding. We were good. How the hell did someone find us?” 

Antwan’s voice was a furious whisper at Maxim’s ear. Maxim was the more levelheaded of the two—very seldom did he panic in the face of hard decisions. He was patient and calculated as opposed to his husband’s reactionary responses. 

“I don’t know.” Maxim said. “but we can’t worry about that in this moment. Survive the night.” 

“Survive the night.” Antwan repeated.  

Antwan’s breaths came slower at his back and he smiled. 

“Stop smiling.” Antwan warned. “There’s nothing to smile about.” 

“Kinda is.” Maxim cooed. 

He leaned back and rested his head against Antwan’s soft coiled ponytail. The barrel of his gun did not dip as he mirrored an exhale with Antwan. 

“We’ve had worse anniversaries.” Maxim smiled. 

“Cape town.” Antwan mused. 

“Barbados.” 

“Tokyo.” 

“Copenhagen.” They said together. 

“I still don’t know who gave little Annegrete that pistol.” Maxim chortled. 

“I did.” Antwan called back. 

“Why the fuck did you give an eight year old Dannish girl a pistol, Antwan?”  

“She was sitting there with her legs crossed like we were her bodyguards and that’s not what we got paid for. She was there. She was gonna work too, goddamit.” 

“Babe...” Maxim sighed. 

“What?” Antwan asked. 

[highlifeboat]

LRG's mom: A German Romani.

LRG: Dannish Romani

Dad: Oooh, those Russians...

I just assumed they were Russian in some capacity cause the movie was Russian man idk what to tell you.

[edvinception]

I really like Mads Mikkelsen's career. He does dannish and american projects.

I would see Edvin having a similar career like him. Working in sweden and other countries. Having different type of roles and not being nown for just one role ( YR). But as a fan I rather having him being famous for being a talented a actor than just a celeb who acts. Hollywood is great because it can give him alot of opportunites. But I can't see him as a hollywood celeb.

Yeah I agree! That's all I want for him. Especially knowing that being a huge famous actor is not his main goal either. At least not from what he's said

But of course Hollywood and the international industry in general has more opportunities than one single country.

[quintessbrit]

I would love to hear some Dannish point of views! Feel free to share!

[angrylittlesliceofpizza]

Thanks to everyone who shared! Sadly, I had no actual replies, but just in case, an update:

Fifo (my husband) got us to do LOTS of stuff, and when we came back the Interesting Shops were always closed :/ So I negociated a thing, that I accepted to forfeit in favor of a nice waterfall and look at a glacier, buuuut Fifo's sick today so my wooly trip to Hvanneyri is back on! So today it's Perlan in the morning, lunch, and then Hvanneyri with some stops on the way.

Also we were at a dannish restaurant last night, and a staff member there recognised my spindled and we exchanged vocab words :D (he didn't know how ot was called in english :) )

Fiber people of Iceland, hello

… well, Reykjavik, mostly.

I'll be there this week! \o/ I'd love to meet people who Do Stuff With Fiber! Especially spinning, but also knitting or crochet!

We'll arrive late tomorrow (tuesday) and leave suuuper early sunday. In-between, we have some Touristy Stuff planned, mostly during the day, and I suppose y'all also have Other Stuff To Do at these times…

I see there's a knitting coffee at a yarn shop on saturday morning, and i'm considering going!

If any of my followers/mutuals lives there, I'd be delighted to meet you at some point :D

Also, if anyone has Advice on where to find Good Fiber Stuff (again, especially for spinning :p fiber, but also tools!) in Reykjavik, i'd LOVE to hear about it!

Thanks in advance ^^

(Takk fyrir, but i have no idea how to pronounce that, oops)

[comradecowplant]

who keeps giving that dannish guy money? hes making a third checkered ninja movie

omg h o w ????? i wish i knew more about the who's who of the scandinavian entertainment industry because there's no way he's able to continue churning out this much slop without being buds with like whoever the danish adam sandler is. the man and his rip-off pixar assets must be stopped

[f0xd13-blog]

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And this time around i will coloniz afric athen you ll have a reason to cry... instead o trashing the portuguess and then saying yall dannish or british because they wasn't the ones doing all that shit to your continent. Just wait

[fullcravings]

Danish Puff Pastry

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