#danje

[bookjunkiez]

Danje Blitz

  Horror, Psychological Thriller, Occult, Thriller, Paranormal, Fiction Date Published: November 30, 2023     In a small Louisiana Bayou town during mid-September 1965, Albert Gilly frantically prepares his family’s fishing store for an impending hurricane. Amid the chaos, he notices Adonis, a drifter, lying motionless on the street. With the wind raging and debris swirling violently around…

[ladysqueakinpip]

ok my art/STEM/STEAM thoughts under the cut

I have a lot of conflicting feelings about trying to mesh art and science together mostly bc, in my own experience, people tend to be either very right brained or very left brained. And thus one way of thinking over the other feels more natural to them.

I'm not sure if there's any science that shows that people can develop skills with the opposite hemisphere the more they practice those skills. Neuroplasticity is a thing so I wouldn't be surprised, but I haven't looked into it.

But realistically I think back on all the people I've met in my science classes, and all the people I've met in my art classes, and there just... doesn't seem to be a way to FORCE people to have an interdisciplinary mindset if they don't already have a dual left brain/right brain mentality.

No matter how hard i try to push the scientists I know to see the value in art, they just don't think that way (like the girl in the video). They're analytical people. They "get" AI art no matter how many times the art community tells them its a cheap cop-out bc it's "art" in a way they can understand. Algorithmically.

And no matter how hard I try to tell my art friends of the value of science and math, it doesn't stick. "I can't do math." "I don't get it." "It's mind numbing." "It's boring." All the times I go on science/research tangents and my artist friends get this glazed over look on their faces and zone out.

You can't like... force these kinds of mindsets onto people. And I've been out of college for almost 5 years now so I'm not sure how that interdisciplinary STEAM education is being implemented.

I hate that there are so many arts/humanities majors that have this almost. resentment (??) of STEM majors bc they've been told their whole life they're "dumb" or "not smart" just bc their intelligence lies in a different skillset. Which is such a valid thing to be upset about. But I've seen so many people start to put down STEM majors and say they have no critical thinking skills and i think a big part of that comes from just. General bitterness.

And I REALLY don't want forced art education for STEM majors to make them equally as bitter or disdainful to the arts bc they were forced to take classes that they're not good at. Like that's why people pick a major. They pick something they like and want to study.

There's already such a divide between the arts and science communities we don't need to make it worse

Ultimately I guess I'm saying I don't think forcing this kind of education onto people will work. That post referenced a company that was started up by a chemist AND an artist working in tandem. And honestly I feel like that's the ideal. Some people just... cannot develop strong skills in both the arts and sciences because they weren't made that way. But by emphasizing cooperation between the disciplines, the independent strengths and values of both studies, maybe both parties can learn more respect for each other. And use each other as support and as resources to make projects and ideas come together realistically.

It's good to be as well rounded an individual as possible, but we can also rely on each other too.

[valkyrieshepard]

Hearts can't be easily changed...

Patreon / Commission site

[danjthoughts]

d’anj

[mistofstars]

Was wir dieses Jahr alleine schon an Joko und Klaas shipworthy und einfach nur lustigen und zuckersüßen Momenten bekommen haben 🤯

Es ist gerade mal Anfang Mai! *Augen vor Staunen reib* (ich hau die zeitliche Reihenfolge vielleicht hier und da durcheinander)

Mit Palina angetütert Klamotten shoppen (und sich eine Umkleide teilen *hust*)

Joko und Klaas in einem YT Bonus Video machen eine Tik tok challenges "entweder oder" und Joko wählt Klaas und Klaas Joko 😫❤️

Bei dudw Wettfressen "Joko ist schwanger" und Klaas schimpft ihn, dass sie es keinem erzählen wollten 😂

Bei dudw Klaas' Weltmeister-Einlauf eigentlich nur ein Geschenk an Joko ("ich wusste ja, dass er da bisschen Spaß dran hat"): Das Bekenntnis zur Kleinhaftigkeit

Zusammen bei Jkvsp7 unnötig touchy und eng beieinander auf einen Rasenmäher steigen

Der virtuelle "Kuss" plus danach Händchen halten

Joko nennt Klaas "Süße", in der Jkvsp7 Folge ist die MAZ in Herrn Prosiebens Wohnung, wo sie kurz über das zusammen wohnen (ohne Sex?) sinnieren, wo Joko unterstreicht, dass das Verlangen schon groß wäre, wenn Klaas schon mal da ist 😁

Klaas springt Joko vor lauter Freude in die Arme beim Spiel Nahverkehr, als sie endlich ihre "Angstgegner" besiegt haben, und klammert sich an Joko grinsend fest

Klaas überrascht Joko bei den 15 Minuten (für mich war das die Antwort auf #DankeKlaas), indem er Joko als besten Menschen des Planeten in den Himmel lobt als Botschafter für die Aliens

Keine Woche später sitzt Joko als Überraschungsgast bei Late Night Berlin und will Klaas noch einmal zeigen, wie dankbar er für ihn ist und haut einen emotionalen, süßen Satz nach dem anderen raus (+ tanzt für ihn bzw war fake Tänzer lol) und Klaas setzt sich kurz vor der Werbung einfach auf Jokos Schoß

Han isch was verjesse?

Danj ergänzt gerne 🙏😁😘

[gayrobos]

there's something wrong with optimus prime <3

in skybound. like we all know this right. but I've been so interested in danj's art and how optimus is framed for the camera.

first of all, op doesn't really do facial expressions. other characters emote with their eyes! cliffjumper and the jets especially. but op is always wearing what I can only describe as a vacant expression:

(can you guess which of these are from panels where op has just killed an innocent creature or is in the process of beating someone to death with his own arm?)

by contrast, check out soundwave, who doesn't have eyes and in most continuities is one of the most stoic decepticons:

it's possible that I'm just super tuned into soundwave bc I'm in love with them, but whatever. the point is op only emotes when someone's dying.

oh hang on. I mean, we got a facial expression but--

there we go.

delightfully, we don't even get a facial expression when op crushes the deer, which is framed in gestural language pretty similarly to bumblebee's death:

honestly when he's picking up the badly injured spike he looks more careful than upset, even though from the way he wailed on skywarp it's clear he is upset:

but like. watching him trying to kill skywarp about this is SCARY. this in particular is the panel that made me go "holy shit, danj is straight up drawing optimus prime as a machine that enacts violence."

he's occasionally framed as cool--

but most of the time when he's fighting I feel like I'm supposed to be thinking "jeez, I want him to win but this is a lot."

and as lee pointed out I think, op is mostly using unarmed combat where the decepticons are mostly shooting things with guns. the fact that he's so much less expressive than the jets despite the dynamism of his wrestling moves is impressive!

the decepticons are scary and malevolent, absolutely, but there's something very special about op. here's his first cool POW panel

where he looks to me like he's been victim of some kind of nanobot possession plot point that makes your friends plead with you to remember who you are.

anyway. it's fun to look at this stuff in conjunction with what we know about his personality!

he was "so young" when he became prime, and from the way he describes the beginning of the war, very naive back then. I really enjoy the bit where he's like "the decepticons have done ENOUGH to this world!!" (been here for less than 2 days, total death count 3) he's projecting <3

I really adore this economy of storytelling. he kinda reminds me of op from tfp honestly, who it's clear has lost almost all scruples over the course of the war. but it takes like 2 seasons for that to become clear and I feel like it's framed more as "oh optimus you're so brave and sad and badass" rather than "holy shit this guy is kinda scary!"

that's my meditations on optimus prime in the first 3 issues! danj's artwork is fantastic and it makes me excited to hear more about what the war was like.

[duckciferthecg]

CUPCAKESSS

@eepy-danj

Shhhhh!

*quickly hands you one*

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[rampurrsszn]

It's the same anon from two days ago and first of all that Danj art nearly made me cry, he's so beautiful 🥺🖤

(And that new bot aaaaaa)

And might be silly question but would you ever consider making playlist for Dani? Or at least share what's his music taste, what bands or genres he likes?

And if you have time and you're willing to share, more facts about him and what he likes/dislikes and whatnot? I'm just so enamoured and I would love to know more

Soooo i recently did a QNA with Dani and a couple of tik tok comments. So here’s just a couple of questions! Try and spot the tiny Gaz lol

And here’s that playlist!

https://spotify.link/Vg3y5ViTuDb

[chuuyanaurkahara]

I just wanna do this with danj

[the-al-pals]

Can I ask Cal how he feels about Foster?

"I feel...san danje*."

*safe

( ment. @venisontransmission )

[bigmeatpete69420]

Halo 2 was so fuxking danj too

I wish I was a teenager in the 90s when disco was the hip new thing and they'd just invented the bicycle

[fortunetellersdilettante]

otan iii zoi so afinei psila kai stegna t eimai steni porta shu apopse when chriazeste boetheia, when chriazeste boetheia t kleiso ta fota tes polis t pau psemata, t exapatiso, t iketeuso kai t dorodocal gia na so kanei kala, gia na so kanei kala otan oi echthroi einai steni porta shu t so metafero makria apo ton plane when chriazeste boetheia, when chriazeste boetheia iii elpida shu kremetai apo mia chord t moirasto ton pono shu gia na so kanei kala, gia na so kanei kala dose mou loges na pisteyo what t ekanes to idio kai gia menna kai t to ekana gia senna, gia senna moro mou, den progress t so agapw polly kairo afou fygeis gia senna, gia senna pote den t koimitheis monos t so agapw polly kairo afou fygeis kai polly kairo afotou efyges, efyges, efyges otan pefteis shan agalma t eimai ekei gia na so piaso balte sas sta podia sas, eseis sta podia sas kai anne to pigadi shu einai adeio tipota den t mé impeding pes mou ti chriazesai ti chriazeste; paradinomai eilikrina panta ekanes to idio gia menna etc, t to ekana gia senna, gia senna moro mou, den kinumai t so agapw polly meta apo senna

jyaare jivan tamne unchu ane sukun chodi de che hu aje ratre tamara darvaje aavis. jo tamne madadani jarur hoy, jo tamne madadani jarur hoy to hu shaherani laito bandh kari daish hu juthu bolish, chetarpindi karish, hu bhikh magish ane launch aapish tamne saree rite banavava mate, tamne saree banavava mate jyaare dushmano tamara darvaje hoy hu tane yuddhamanthi bahar lai jaish jo tamne madadani jarur hoy, jo tamne madadani jarur hoy to tamari asha ek dorithi jhuli rahi che hu tamara du:khaman sahabhagi thais tamne saree rite banavava mate, tamne saree banavava mate mane manava matenan karano apo ke tame pan mara mate aavu j karsho ane hu te tamara mate karish, tamara mate baby, hu agal vadhi rhayo nathi tara gaya pachi pan hu tane bahu j dev karish. tamara mate, tamara mate tame kyarey aekla sui nahin shako tara gaya pachi pan hu tane bahu j dev karish. ane tame gaya pachi ghana samay pachi, gaya, gaya jyaare tame putalani jem pado cho hu tamne pakadava mate tya j rahun chu tamne tamara pag per muko, tame tamara pag per muko ane jo tamaro kuvo khali hoy to ek pan vastu mane atakavashe nahin tamne sheni jarur che te mane kaho tamre shu joie che? hu pramanikapane sharanagati svikarun chu tame hanmeshan mara mate aavu j karyu che tethi, hu te tamara mate, tamara mate karish baby, hu ana per movin nathi hu tane tara pachi pan lanba samay sudhi dev karish

Lè lavi kite ou wo ak sèk m ap nan pòt ou aswè a Si ou bezwen èd, si ou bezwen èd m fèmen limyè vil la m ap bay manti, m ap sipliye m pou m korije Pou fè ou byen, fè ou byen Lè lènmi yo nan pòt ou m ap pote w chemen ki sòti nan lagè Si ou bezwen èd, si ou bezwen èd Esperans ou genyen an danje pa yon kòd m pral patisipe nan soufrans ou yo Pou fè ou byen, fè ou byen Ban m rezon pou m kwè ke ou ta fè menm bagay la pou mwen Apre sa, mwen ta fè l' pou ou, pou ou Ti bebe, mwen pa deplase sou m ap renmen ou lontan apre w fin ale Pou ou, pou ou, pou ou Ou pap janm dòmi pou kont ou m ap renmen ou lontan apre w fin ale Ak lontan apre ou fin ale, ale, ale Lè ou tonbe tankou yon estati m pral la pou m pran ou Mete ou sou pye ou, ou sou pye ou Men, si byen ou vid Pa yon bagay ki ap anpeche m di mwen sa ou bezwen Kisa ou bezouen? m rann nou kontrèman Ou te toujou fè menm bagay la pou mwen Se konsa, mwen ta fè l' pou ou, pou ou Ti bebe, mwen pa fim sou m ap renmen ou lontan apre ou

જ્યારે જીવન તમને ઊંચું અને સૂકું છોડી દે છે હું આજે રાત્રે તમારા દરવાજે આવીશ. જો તમને મદદની જરૂર હોય, જો તમને મદદની જરૂર હોય તો હું શહેરની લાઈટો બંધ કરી દઈશ હું જૂઠું બોલીશ, છેતરપિંડી કરીશ, હું ભીખ માગીશ અને લાંચ આપીશ તમને સારી રીતે બનાવવા માટે, તમને સારી બનાવવા માટે જ્યારે દુશ્મનો તમારા દરવાજે હોય હું તને યુદ્ધમાંથી બહાર લઈ જઈશ જો તમને મદદની જરૂર હોય, જો તમને મદદની જરૂર હોય તો તમારી આશા એક દોરીથી ઝૂલી રહી છે હું તમારા દુ:ખમાં સહભાગી થઈશ તમને સારી રીતે બનાવવા માટે, તમને સારી બનાવવા માટે મને માનવા માટેનાં કારણો આપો કે તમે પણ મારા માટે આવું જ કરશો અને હું તે તમારા માટે કરીશ, તમારા માટે બેબી, હું આગળ વધી રહ્યો નથી તારા ગયા પછી પણ હું તને બહુ જ પ્રેમ કરીશ. તમારા માટે, તમારા માટે તમે ક્યારેય એકલા સૂઈ નહીં શકો તારા ગયા પછી પણ હું તને બહુ જ પ્રેમ કરીશ. અને તમે ગયા પછી ઘણા સમય પછી, ગયા, ગયા જ્યારે તમે પૂતળાની જેમ પડો છો હું તમને પકડવા માટે ત્યાં જ રહું છું તમને તમારા પગ પર મૂકો, તમે તમારા પગ પર મૂકો અને જો તમારો કૂવો ખાલી હોય તો એક પણ વસ્તુ મને અટકાવશે નહીં તમને શેની જરૂર છે તે મને કહો તમારે શું જોઈએ છે? હું પ્રામાણિકપણે શરણાગતિ સ્વીકારું છું તમે હંમેશાં મારા માટે આવું જ કર્યું છે તેથી, હું તે તમારા માટે, તમારા માટે કરીશ બેબી, હું આના પર મોવિન નથી હું તને તારા પછી પણ લાંબા સમય સુધી પ્રેમ કરીશ

Όταν η ζωή σε αφήνει ψηλά και στεγνά Θα είμαι στην πόρτα σου απόψε Εάν χρειάζεστε βοήθεια, εάν χρειάζεστε βοήθεια Θα κλείσω τα φώτα της πόλης Θα πω ψέματα, θα εξαπατήσω, θα ικετεύσω και θα δωροδοκήσω Για να σε κάνει καλά, για να σε κάνει καλά Όταν οι εχθροί είναι στην πόρτα σου Θα σε μεταφέρω μακριά από τον πόλεμο Εάν χρειάζεστε βοήθεια, εάν χρειάζεστε βοήθεια Η ελπίδα σου κρέμεται από μια χορδή Θα μοιραστώ τον πόνο σου Για να σε κάνει καλά, για να σε κάνει καλά Δώσε μου λόγους να πιστεύω Ότι θα έκανες το ίδιο και για μένα Και θα το έκανα για σένα, για σένα Μωρό μου, δεν προχωρώ Θα σε αγαπώ πολύ καιρό αφού φύγεις Για σένα, για σένα Ποτέ δεν θα κοιμηθείς μόνος Θα σε αγαπώ πολύ καιρό αφού φύγεις Και πολύ καιρό αφότου έφυγες, έφυγες, έφυγες Όταν πέφτεις σαν άγαλμα Θα είμαι εκεί για να σε πιάσω Βάλτε σας στα πόδια σας, εσείς στα πόδια σας Και αν το πηγάδι σου είναι άδειο Τίποτα δεν θα με εμποδίσει Πες μου τι χρειάζεσαι Τι χρειάζεστε; Παραδίνομαι ειλικρινά Πάντα έκανες το ίδιο για μένα Έτσι, θα το έκανα για σένα, για σένα Μωρό μου, δεν κινούμαι Θα σε αγαπώ πολύ μετά από σένα

Wenn das Leben dich hoch und trocken lässt Ich werde heute Abend vor deiner Tür stehen Wenn Sie Hilfe brauchen, wenn Sie Hilfe brauchen Ich schalte die Lichter der Stadt aus Ich werde lügen, betrügen, ich werde betteln und bestechen Um dich gesund zu machen, um dich gesund zu machen Wenn Feinde vor deiner Tür stehen Ich werde dich aus dem Krieg tragen Wenn Sie Hilfe brauchen, wenn Sie Hilfe brauchen Deine Hoffnung baumelt an einer Schnur Ich werde an deinem Leiden teilhaben Um dich gesund zu machen, um dich gesund zu machen Gib mir Gründe zu glauben Dass du das Gleiche für mich tun würdest Und ich würde es für dich tun, für dich Baby, ich mache nicht weiter Ich werde dich lieben, lange nachdem du gegangen bist Für Sie, für Sie Du wirst nie alleine schlafen Ich werde dich lieben, lange nachdem du gegangen bist Und lange nachdem du weg, weg, weg bist Wenn du wie eine Statue fällst Ich werde da sein, um dich zu fangen Setze dich auf deine Füße, dich auf deine Füße Und wenn Ihr Brunnen leer ist Nichts wird mich daran hindern Sagen Sie mir, was Sie brauchen Was brauchen Sie? Ich gebe mich ehrlich hin Du hast immer das Gleiche für mich getan Also, ich würde es für dich tun, für dich Baby, ich bewege mich nicht weiter Ich werde dich noch lange nach dir lieben

როდესაც ცხოვრება გიტოვებს მაღალ და მშრალ ღვ ბყეა ნა გპარარა რთ რაჱთ გვფვპ. თუ დახმარება გჭირდებათ, თუ დახმარება გჭირდებათ ღვ ჱარგჲპწ დპაეა ჟგვრლთნა. მე ვიტყუები, მოტყუებით, მევედრება და ქრთამი იმისათვის, რომ კარგად გახადოთ, რომ კარგად გახადოთ როდესაც მტრები თქვენს კართან არიან ღვ რვ ნჲჟწ ჲრ გჲინა. თუ დახმარება გჭირდებათ, თუ დახმარება გჭირდებათ შენი იმედი სიმებიანია მე გაგიზიარებთ თქვენს ტანჯვაში იმისათვის, რომ კარგად გახადოთ, რომ კარგად გახადოთ მომეცი მიზეზები, რომ მჯერა რომ შენც იგივე გააკეთებდი ჩემთვის თ ბთჳ დჲ ნაოპაგთლ ჱა რვბ, ჱა რვბ. ჟკყოა, ნვ ჟვ ეგთზთმ. ღვ რვ ჲბთფამ ჲრ ეყლდჲ ჟლვე კარჲ ჟთ რპყდნალ. შენთვის, შენთვის მარტო არასდროს დაიძინებ ღვ რვ ჲბთფამ ჲრ ეყლდჲ ჟლვე კარჲ ჟთ რპყდნალ. და დიდი ხნის შე��დეგ თქვენ წავიდა, წავიდა, წავიდა როდესაც ქანდაკებას ჰგავხარ მე იქ ვარ, რომ დაგიჭირო ფეხზე დაგდეთ, ფეხზე და თუ თქვენი კარგად ცარიელია ნთღჲ ნვმა ეა მვ ჱაოაეთ. მითხარი რა გჭირდება რა გჭირდებათ? პატიოსნად ვწიავ თქვენ ყოველთვის იგივე გააკეთეთ ჩემთვის ასე რომ, მე ამას გავაკეთებდი თქვენთვის, თქვენთვის ჟკყოა, ნვ ჟყმ მჲნ. ღვ რვ ჲბთფამ ჟლვე რვბ.

Obulamu bwe bukuleka ng'oli waggulu era nga mukalu Bu gece kapıda olacağım. Bw'oba weetaaga obuyambi, bw'oba oyagala obuyambi Nja kuggalawo amataala g'ekibuga. n'obulimba, n'okusaasaanyiza, n'okusaasaanyiza Bye bye Abalabe bwe baba ku luggi lwo Nja kukutwala okuva mu lutalo Bw'oba weetaaga obuyambi, bw'oba oyagala obuyambi Essuubi lyo liri ku nnyingo Nja kugabana okubonaabona kwo. Bye bye Mpa ensonga z'okukkiriza Naawe bw'otyo bw'onookola nange. Era nandikukoledde, ku lwammwe Baby, sigenda mu maaso I love you long after you gone bye bye bye for you Tojja kwebaka wekka I love you long after you gone bye Long after you gone, gone, bye bye Bw'ogwa ng'ekibumbe Gon' be there to catch you Teeka ku bigere byo, ggwe ku bigere byo Ate bwe kiba nti oluzzi lwo teruliimu Tewali kintu kijja kunnemesa Mbuulira kye weetaaga Kiki kye weetaaga? Nneewaayo mu bwesimbu Naawe bulijjo onkoledde ekintu kye kimu. N'olwekyo, nandikukoledde, ku lwammwe Baby, i'm not movin' on Love you long, bye bye

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d'anj

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De LaU, De La Koy

Random fandom? Or not?

(1) Immersion in LaU(nion). DONE. (2) Jokoy in Brooklyn for Father's Day because I solemnly swear that all dads are like Jokoy. Hahahahaha. Dahil nakita ko sa feed ko 'yung Vini Baby Girls sa Alpas with Raffy interview, syempre, need na nating pakawalaan itong piece of shit na 'to. Si Raffy and una kong tour guide circa 2011 sa Baler x First Surf & Music Fest. Sobrang oks niya saka gusto ko 'yung poise and bearing niya. Syempre, 'di kami close kasi as a silent fangirl lang ako plus mga x2 ng capacity nila noon ang number of guests na bitbit ng Travel F. Ang alam ko lang, siya nagpush sa akin na pag-surf kapatid kong takot sa swimming pool lalo sa dagat. 'Yung kapatid ko kasi takot na takot sa idea ng swimming lalo sa open water. May asthma pa saka kung anu-anong allergies sa mundo. 'Di lang halata sa itchura n'ya. So, nung nakita ko siyang unang nakasabay sa alon, awaw. Tugatog ng tagumpay for me kasi sobrang happy niya. Kaya, 'di ko makakalimutan si Raffy. Siya rin nag-arrange ng first tat sesh ko na sobrang memorable 'di lang dahil it involves isang Red Horse Mucho bago ako sumalang. Na-anxiety na naman kapatid ko kasi bawal daw uminom bago mag-tat. Sabi ko, 'wag siyang ano. Sinamahan naman ako hanggang matapos 'yung sesh ko. Sabi pa niya, mauna na ako sa pila kasi baka maraming pumila. Sabihin na nating magaling siyang mag-upsell pero magaling talaga siya at gusto niya ginagawa niya noon pa man. Sobrang unassuming pa.

Is LaU a gem? Bilang Danj, Siqui, Duma, and San Vic girl ako, it's a no for me, however, for those na gusto ng convenience na mala-BF Par or Lilac Street or Scout or Maginhawa na may alon, this is a super optimal destination. Anong grind as LaU? -Gising ng maaga. Bili ng taho sa labas ng El Union coffee. -'Pag bukas ng El Union, bili ka ng gusto mong drink. -Vape or yosi muna to start the day. Puwede ka ring mag-surf muna kung may alon at kung may pake ka. Puwede ka ring mag-yoga basta hanap ka lang ng lugar na walang masyadong tao. Good luck! -Akyat sa Attic Room na napaka lakas ng WiFi at mobile data. -Mag-order ng food for lunch para 'di ka masyadong mag-hintay. Puwedeng delivery pero again, magiintay ka ng malala kahit off season. -'Pag gusto mo ng pa-healthy breakfast, Makai Bowl ka muna. -Then rachada ka na. -Puwedeng uminom sa Attic Room ng beer or kombucha. Bahala ka na lang pumili. Kung nagtitipid ka, puwede magbaon ng tumbler na maraming alak at isa pang tumbler para may tubig ka. May dispenser naman sila ng legit na tubig sa Attic. -Piliin mo 'yung seat na tapat ng bintana para sa unobstructed view ng dagat. -Lunch depends sa budget mo at trip mo. More of that later. -Puwede ka ring mag-surf muna kaso parang logistically, ugh siya 'di ba? Pero kung kaya mong 30 minutes lunch, push. LOL. -Merienda and sunset sa Clean Beach or Masa para makalakad-lakad naman kahit paano. -Dinner, puwede Sabong, Kabsat, Kermit o kung ano mang trip mo at kasya sa nilaan mong budget. -Sa gabi, puwede kang mag-party o kaya matulog na lang ng maaga-aga o kaya makipaginuman sa mga locals na mas malalakas pang uminom sa mga dayo. -Kung may paganap sa Attic as an LGBT safe space, check mo na rin. Need mo lang ng maraming social battery. -Rinse and repeat.

'Di ba? Very city vibes pero may alon. May gym din kaso malayo. As far as I know, part-owner din si Raffy dito. Mura ba ang LaU? Nope na nope kung 'yung grind mo ay tulad nung nasa itaas. Food & drinks budget mga 300 to 400 'yung basic per meal. May mga karinderya naman pero hahanapin mo pa. Saka 'di rin mura 'yung mga karinderya na walkable para sa mga dayo. May 711 din naman kaso syempre, nasa LaU ka na 'di ba? So, last resort mo na lang 'yan, for me lang ha. May mga coffee spots apart from El Union pero again, 'di sila madaling hanapin. Saka, oks customer service ng El Union on a good day. Magiintay ka lang talaga sa pila. Horchata and Masala ang bias ko. Coffee is average kasi hindi siya masyadong makapal for me. Ako lang ulit 'yun bilang nasa Bukidnon blend nga kasi ako. Mas oks magdala ng kotse mong sarili na may nakakargang bike. Kung isasama mo ang pet mo, may accoms na may bayad ang pet. Surf lessons medyo nakakagulat pero ganun talaga. Support local biz. Accoms depends din pero may mga bahay naman doon na oks kung matagal ka mag-stay at marami kayo. Iwasan mo lang 'yung malapit sa Flotsam kasi malala ang ingay 'pag party nights. :p Anong mga FREE things to do in LaU? Seaglass hunting. Hihihihi. Free diving pero do it at your own risk. Good luck! Walk or run or bike or yoga or pilates. Good luck din. LOL. Hiking. Mga typical stuff. Mag-hintay sa service na apaka bagal. Hahahaha.

A good friend asked me anong recos ko sa LaU for their honeymoon. So eto na po. -Eliseo's lamb and ceviche plus cocktails, wine and beer (not sure lang if nagpalit na sila ng menu; mag-advance booking saka iwasan ang crowd) -Eliseo's accoms or something similar like Urbiz Garden or mga BnB na tago pero oks din. -Alpas Sesh x 10 (for batang 80s and 90s) -Pakawalaan mga baby turtles pagkatapos silang mapanood ma-hatch from their eggs -Explore Luna side x 100 -Freedive -More freedive -'Pag puno masyado at maselan, Aureo na lang mag-check in kasi mas maganda beach front doon then to and from LaU na lang. May pagka Anvaya-ish siya na Fuego-ish, so it's something more familiar kung 'di kayo adventurous. -Food: Wala masyadong nag-stand out pero bias ko 'yung Jap restaurant sa baba ng Attic Room. As a Jap food bitch kasi ako. Mahal siya pero matic na for me lalo 'pag wala akong gana kumain. Clean Beach kaya toast and affogato, oks din. 'Yung Thai food nila, saks lang din. Search mo na lang name kasi nakalimutan ko na. May unassuming shawarma rice place din kaso 'di siya forda gram so baka 'di sumikat. -Matching tats sa 55tinta pero sobrang mahal as in. Gaano kamahal? Semi-colon tat na saktong laki... 4.5K++ lang naman po. May mga local artists din doon. -Daluyon kung gusto niyo ng local x indie vibe. Mabait owner basta walang topak as a typical boomer. -Side trip to Baguio -Surf, surf, surf, surf -Maglandian x 1000 sa hidden side ng Luna atbp tagong lugar. Siguruhing walang mga locals unless gusto n'yo ng ganung galawan. -Bike or scooter pero ingat lang bilang maraming gagong driver. At tumabi sa daan dahil walang sinasanto minsan mga tao lalo 'pag lasing na ang side ng San Juan.

Happy naman sila sa reco ko. Best time to go to LaU? 'Yung medyo may bagyo. Seryoso. I went to Baler during Bagyong Milenyo kagulo in Manila. Kahit nanay ko, 'di ako napigilan. :p Masarap mag-surf pagkahampas ng bagyo na mismong ako 'di makapaniwala. Ingat lang sa counter current. You have been warned. Also, sobrang punuan kasi ng LaU which is not my vibe talaga. Try mo lang kasi iba talaga. Malinis ang dagat tapos may charm siya na mala-Ghost Ship. For families naman, weekdays na hindi malapit sa long weekend. Naggawa na 'to ng friends kong may bagets na kasama and super happy sila.

So ayun na nga, for Father's Day... Jokoy, nagbabalik. Eto 'yung wala akong expectation maliban sa bonding sesh namin ng tatay ko. 'Yung mga last kasi niya bilang nasundan ko si JoK nung saks pa lang siya, parang it's not giving na. Masyado ng pilit pero benta pa rin naman. Mejj nakaka-off lang 'yung movie niya na hindi ko na matandaan ang title dahil I tried watching it pero kulang sa context and roll out. Sayang. Oks pa man din casting. Pero, dahil siguro kay TS na lambasted niya 'di umano sa isang appearance niya recently, I'm like, G na lang. Matawid. For me rin, mala-PR 'yung ginawa niya TBH. Baka para magka-clout siya ulit? Pero again, ako lang 'yun.

In fairness naman sa show niya ngayon, mas hindi na sobrang about Filipinos. Wala akong problema sa pag-dali niya sa PH culture pero may mga jokes na wala na bang iba maliban sa pag-sexualize at pag-brandish ng orientalism? So, ngayon, may relevance na or bawi sa mga babaeng nanlalaban. May pagka-matriachal na 'yung birada. AWAW. Or baka dahil mas malakas na purchasing power ng mga sanlaksang kababaihan ngayon kesa sa mga basic XY? Narealize niya siguro via content analysis na need niya mag-pivot or else, he's gonna go down the fucking drain. LOL. Medyo weird lang na may 12 year old na bata na na-front and center niya. Sinisi pa 'yung nanay. Again, most likely planted ito, pero WTH. Though Snapchat naman is a breeding ground of highly seggs up kids these days. So, ayun na nga.

Anyhow, babalik ba akong LaU? Not anytime soon kasi nasagad ko na siya unless andun si Vni Mikuh. Saka ang panget talaga ng beach. May jellyfish pa kahit off season. Pero, ire-reco ko pa rin siya sa mga taong fit ang vibe dito. PS: Soul sis is still hoping I'd visit Cali with ampon ng 1 month as approved nung hub at nung inaanak kong masungit na cutie patootie cat na si T. HAHAHAHA. Me: Tacca. Pati ferry sa Bay Area, apaka mahal. Ano na? Saka, malayo kayo sa HP sa Orlando. LOL. Akala mo naman ganun kadali ang hyperinflation era ano po? Also me: Kayo na lang bumisita dito. Piliin mo ang Pilipinas, ses. Abangan!