#danisnotonfire FanFiction

[amid-fandoms]

phil: i just went in for the kiss then

dan:

ok so its official that man can't fucking kiss

[zackstriker]

“What are you thinking about?” Phil asks, chlorine trailing down the brushstroke curve of his long, lean neck. Ivory and charming and all his, his, his.

Dan wants to say, every brutal thing I have ever wanted to do to you. The asthmatic ‘I Love You’s that keep getting caught deep in my lungs. How even under a full-toothed sun you are bright enough to chemically alter the cells of my skin. You sick form of radiation. You lovely sunburn of a man.

“If you were an animal figurine what animal would you be?” He says instead.

Read the rest: Here.

[danrifics]

Read here

[mostlycorrectdipandpip]

I don't know why I read Dan and Phil fanfiction. It's either disgusting, life-altering smut or the most heartbreaking shit I've ever read.

Currently laying on the floor bawling my eyes out over a cheeseburger?? What the fuck am I doing??

[thegirlinprague]

idk what's going on on twitter but just a gentle reminder that dan and phil are grown men who have been known to speak up and establish boundaries when things make them uncomfortable. they've been doing this together for soon to be 15 years i promise you they're aware and know what they're doing. protecting minors is an important and necessary conversation to be had but it's a completely different one to the parasociality surrounding dan and phil. welcome to all the twitter phannies don't forget to tag phan

[uracowgirlikeme]

Working on the next chapter of Say It In French 🫶🏻 and honestly I’m only sharing this bc I did it before and found myself funny slapping a sticker of them actually interacting with horses irl over the top of my horse riding Olympian au 💀

[orbitalsockets]

I don't know what's up with Phil's look in the new Buffy fanfic video but I am absolutely obsessed with it. Something about the specific hat/glasses/graphic tee combo he's wearing is giving soft gay nerd that would help you learn how to play Magic: The Gathering without judging you and I'm here for it

[it-wasntaphase]

i’m late discussing this but i just love how excited and passionate phil was during the speaking simulator video, hearing him talk about his degree made me so happy. he is truly a precious human being

[sluttycinderella]

heyyyyy...anyone wanna read my phanfiction?

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Phandom/The Fantastic Foursome (YouTube RPF) Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Dan Howell/Phil Lester Characters: Dan Howell, Phil Lester Additional Tags: character study of sorts, Dan and Phil Games, Post-Hiatus, present day, Phan - Freeform, Heart Eyes Howell, rpf is fine actually, phil lester told me so himself, and if i said this started as a writing prompt in my short fiction class?, what then?, Blond Phil Lester, Fluff, Tooth-Rotting Fluff, Light Angst, the phouse, Drabble, Not Beta Read Summary:

Watching him, Dan felt the familiar grudging affection that came with a lifetime in each other’s company…

[dnpg-hiatus-survivor]

very exciting news everyone! i will be releasing my phirst phanfic into the wild tonight!!

ngl, i’m extremely nervous. i used to write phanfic when i was younger. i knew it wasn’t great, but i also didn’t care! besides, i didn’t release those, so nobody was reading them (except my english teacher that one time. add that to the list)

but now? im in my twenties (barely, but still). i have expectations for my writing. i want it to be good. so i’ve been putting it off for a little bit! but after yesterdays video, fuck it. i’m gonna be damn proud of what i do.

because here’s the thing: i dont believe in cringe! however, i do believe in being overly ambitious, passionate and obnoxious about the things that bring you joy.

so my phirst phanfic is gonna be on my ao3! tonight!!

thank you to everyone who showed me support when i was talking about my phanfics earlier! and thank you to PHIL LESTER for doing the DAMN THING. you’re an icon to fandoms everywhere phil.

[royalvolcanos]

this is so fucking funny WHAT

[zackstriker]

hi! usa phannie here, do you think you could just do something domestic in the modern era, like cooking or watching tv? no plot or anything, simply domestic fluff :) thank you for your service 🫡🫡

there’s a movie playing and dan can’t remember what it is, but he thinks he chose it. they’re on the couch together in the home they designed, thighs almost touching, in the way that feels more intimate than being pressed together. all these years later dan still feels most at home in his body when he is with phil.

phil’s lips— damn beautiful things— turn up at a joke onscreen. dan is 30 and 23 and 18 all at once. it’s what these liminal moments with phil do to him. phil. phil. phil. his brain supplies, with his arched nose and blonde hair. a microcosm of flesh and teeth and brain.

the tv glow flickers tendrils of tender light across the soft curve of phil’s cheekbone. his upper lip is chapped and uneven and so so lovely.

phil shifts and their thighs finally touch. his eyes dart to dan, jubilant. timid. alive.

you’re not even watching the movie. phil complains.

i love you dan says, because he is learning to say it more. because he has forgotten it can be thrown around lightly, if he wants.

phil laughs and the sound is like being 18 on a ferris wheel, like 2009, like gossamer and chat rooms and the way phil’s skin was so pale it turned blue under the glow of the fairy lights on Dan’s headboard.

I love you too but if you don’t start paying attention i’m picking the movie next time, Phil says and the words are supposed to be a threat but all Dan hears is a promise.

[thegirlinprague]

@amazingphil @danielhowell fake phan enjoyers i see you not tagging phan on tumblr 🙄

[uracowgirlikeme]

I thought it would be funny to make a fake cheesy romcom book cover for Say It In French, and honestly? It could be a lot worse lmao

Anyway, the new chapter is being written and should be up on Monday if all goes to plan 🫶🏻

[legylou]

NEW FIC ON WATTPAD!!!

yeah its about dan and phil meeting gold and becoming besties with him lol (not a fan of pokepasta/lost silver or dan & phil)

(characters/media/franchises/whatever not mine!!)

[it-wasntaphase]

I’M BACK FROM HIATUS BITCHES