#daniel spaulding

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I absolutely love this man!!

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House Of 1000 Corpses (2003)

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[brokehorrorfan]

Trick or Treat Studios has released a House of 1000 Corpses coloring book featuring 30+ pages of coloring and activities, including paper masks, a Fishboy cut-out decoration, and a Baby paper doll.

Priced at $12, it's written by frequent Rob Zombie collaborator Daniel Roebuck and illustrated by Pete Bregman. Suspiria Vilchez designed the cover art.

[jewish-vents]

I’m really sad because in the past few weeks some of the big goyische “allies” have started to fail us in startling ways - Daniel Spaulding has been viciously misogynistic about Jewish women (so weird bc he was on the forefront standing for the rape victims, but now he’s making nasty comments about Jewish girls?), Elica demonized Ashkenazi Jews as white Europeans and when she got called out she doubled down by saying she’s only heard from white anti-Zionists who don’t want her to speak for them, this one woman who claims to have been doing activist work for the Jewish community for over a decade (Virag) is mad because she claims that there’s no antisemitism in Hungary anymore (??? WHAT) and she said if she abandons the movement it’s going to be “Jews’ fault,” more have leaned harder and harder into only defending us from a Christian point of view in a proselytizing way, and I’m just at my limit…why are we so easy to betray and abandon? why do we have to accept crumbs? why can’t anyone support us simply for being human?

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[adamwatchesmovies]

House of 1000 Corpses (2003)

While I didn't enjoy this film, that doesn't mean you won't. No matter what I say, the people involved in this project did it: they actually made a movie. That's something to be applauded. With that established...

House of 1000 Corpses. What a great title for a horror film. It follows that with a terrific opening scene thanks to a memorable performance by Sid Haig. That’s about all this production has going for it - unless you count the odds to other horror or horror-adjacent properties you'd rather be watching. The plot is a mish-mash of ideas, the characters are uninteresting – even to the director - and the visuals will either intrigue you or make the film a headache to watch.

Jerry (Chris Hardwick), his girlfriend Denise (Erin Daniels), Bill (Rainn Wilson) and his girlfriend Mary (Jennifer Jostyn) are on the road, collecting material for a book on offbeat roadside attractions when they’re told the legend of Dr. Satan (Walter Phelan) by Captain Spaulding (Sid Haig). They decide to investigate. Along the way, they encounter Baby Firefly (Sheri Moon) and soon after, the rest of her murderous family.

Though I can’t endorse the film, it's still a compelling directorial debut from Rob Zombie. Some of it looks like a music video. Most of the time, it accurately recreates the kind of wild concept, gore/violence-drenched horror movies a certain slice of moviegoers eat up, which explains why House of 1000 Corpses has developed a cult following. The film has more than a few memorable scenes and/or visuals. Love it or hate it, this movie has style.

House of 1000 Corpses frequently cuts away from the action to imply its characters’ fates with disconnected images of violence or nudity upon which he’s applied various filters or shot using unusual techniques. Black-and-white shots, negative images, clips of classic horror films and/or TV shows, most of which fit the mood. A part of me wonders if some of these were inserted to pad out the running time. The movie runs 89 minutes and towards the conclusion, turns into a completely different kind of horror film. In a way, the killer cyborg and underground maze come out of nowhere but in another, they perfectly fit because so much of what came before felt like Zombie saying “Hey, what if we did THIS now instead?”.

Part of the reason why the story feels like such a hodge-podge is that our protagonists all feel like afterthoughts. Initially, we don’t really like Bill or Jerry, who both seem pretty dopey and/or way too enthusiastic about this Dr. Satan thing. Their girlfriends, on the other hand, are complete wet blankets. You have trouble imagining what bizarre circumstances could’ve caused the four of them to agree on this extended field trip. At several points, you’ll yell “No, don’t do that!” or “Don’t say that!” but these people are meat for the grinder. The movie wants to get them into a position where they can be tortured and killed – only then will Rob Zombie get to show off the creations he actually cares about: The Firefly family. There’s the cackling Baby, with her high-pitched voice and flirty nature, her equally lusty mother (Karen Black), Tiny (Matthew McGrory), a badly burned giant, Rufus (Robert Allen Mukes), who makes up for his lack of physical deformations and wild rants by dressing like someone who lives in a cave, would-be comedian Grandpa Hugo (Dennis Fimple) and absolutely loopy Otis (Bill Moseley), whose rantings and ravings must make sense to his household, but not to anyone else.

In at least three scenes, I thought the Firefly family had killed one of their captives, only for them to open their eyes again and enable more wild reactions from the crazies in charge. It gets pretty monotonous after a while because you know the young adults have no chance of making it out alive and the sub-plot of Denise’s father, Don (Harrison Young), and several police officers searching for them is just more filler. There are revelations about characters’ past that are supposed to make you go “Oh!” but will instead make you say “Who cares?” and all the while, you’re wondering if the opening scene with Captain Spaulding will pay off in any way. Don’t get me wrong, the moments with Sid Haig’s character are when the movie is at its best but there are so many threads that go nowhere that most of what happens feels like something included “just because”.

House of 1000 Corpses is deliberately ugly. I’d also call it appropriately disturbing and bleak. In a movie like this, those are strengths. It’s got a distinct look and feel, with some intense and memorable performances from Bill Moseley, Sherri Moon and Sid Haig. At the end of the day, however, the narrative is so weak and the events so easy to predict that it tests your patience. What this made me think of was a really well-made, professionally produced version of the worst kind of horror movies I’ve seen; the kinds that are made by a bunch of amateurs who think they can make a horror movie because they’ve seen a thousand of them at home. This is a thousand times better than Krampus, the Christmas Devil or Snowshark: Ancient Snow Beast but deep down, it shares a lot of DNA with those zero-star productions. Still, I am curious to see what Rob Zombie’s other filmography looks like. There’s a lot of potential here. (February 27, 2025)

[vallygirl285]

Thank God for people like Douglas Murray, Daniel Ryan Spaulding, and Bill Maher for continuing to support and speak the ugly truth about the rampant antisemitism the Jews are fighting nonstop.

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#PBS Trying Times, which aired from 1987 to 1989, was the first original comedy on PBS. Christopher Durang, Spaulding Gray, Bernard Slade, and Wendy Wasserstein were among the scriptwriters for this anthology series.

Above: In "The Boss" episode, Jean Stapleton played a fast-food restaurant worker hounded by her young, tyrannical supervisor, played by Cory Feldman.

Other actors appearing in the series included Rosanna Arquette, Candice Bergen, David Byrne, Jeff Daniels, Geena Davis, Teri Garr, Hope Lange, Catherine O'Hara, and Steven Wright.

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I’ll let him explain:

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yesterday(may 9th) i attended the BIGGEST protest against the occupation since october 7th.

in this video you can hear us chanting “they’re still alive, this is the time for deals” and “leave the balcony, the deal is collapsing” referencing the ceasefire agreement, and encouraging people to join us.

i will post a video of ahmad tibi’s speech later today, after i’ll translate it.

in this protest i marched with so many different people, from kids to elderly, from muslims in keffiyeh to jews with crochet kippah. we all came from all over the country to demand the end of the war.

after the march, there were people who gave a speech, politicians who told us about their fight against netanyahu, family members of the hostages who talked about their cries for justice, rabbis who talked about how real jewish values demand us to fight against the sins of the government, and about their fight for solidarity with palestinians, and about a future where all the semite religions could live together in harmony on this land.

it was truly beautiful, and for the first time in a long time, i felt proud of my jewishness!

[naipan]

It is fascinating how quickly people I knew—even in the city’s open-minded queer scene—turned against me for supporting Israel

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DANIEL-RYAN SPAULDING

“I see how these lies about Israel have poisoned an entire generation, and how it is escalating every day. It is an intentional ideological subversion of Western civilization. Terrorism isn’t just being normalized, it is being encouraged."

[therealcrimediary]

Tivoli Gardens and Humble Lion emerged victorious on Matchday 24 of the Wray & Nephew-sponsored Jamaica Premier League (JPL) at the Anthony Spaulding Complex. In the first game, Humble Lion defeated Lime Hall Academy 6-0, with Cleo Clarke scoring a hat trick. In the second game, Tivoli Gardens edged past Harbour View 1-0 with Anthony Nelson scoring the winning goal. Tivoli Gardens solidified their second-place position with 48 points, while Harbour View slipped to 12th place with 22 points, marking a disappointing season for the 2022 champions. Leaders Mount Pleasant Football Academy secured a 2-0 victory over Arnett Gardens on Sunday, with Daniel Green and Oquassa Chong finding the back of the net. Mount Pleasant remains at the top of the table with 53 points, maintaining a five-point lead. Arnett Gardens dropped to fifth place with 45 points after suffering their fifth loss. In another match, Vere United defeated Portmore United 1-0 thanks to a late goal from Dean Andre Thomas. Vere United remained in ninth place with 26 points, while Portmore United slipped to fourth with 45 points. Montego Bay United clinched a crucial 2-1 win over Molynes United at Catherine Hall, with goals from Johann Weatherly and Jean Claudio Rios Ferreira. Montego Bay United joined Waterhouse on 37 points in the race for the final playoff spot with two games remaining. Jason Wright scored for Molynes United as they dropped to 11th place with 23 points. Cavalier, the 2021 champion, defeated Treasure Beach 5-0, moving up to third place with 48 points. Ronaldo Barrett, Kyle Ming, Jalmaro Calvin, Jeovanni Laing, and Shaquille Stein were the scorers for Cavalier in an emphatic victory. Waterhouse secured a 1-0 victory over Dunbeholden in a key playoff battle at Drewsland, maintaining the sixth spot with 37 points. Javane Bryan scored the decisive goal as Dunbeholden remained in eighth place with 34 points. Humble Lion climbed to 10th place with 25 points after their convincing 6-0 win over Lime Hall Academy, who remained at the bottom of the table with seven points. The race for playoff spots intensifies as the season draws to a close, with teams vying for crucial wins to secure their positions in the standings. Overall, Matchday 24 of the Jamaica Premier League featured exciting matches and important victories for various teams. Tivoli Gardens and Humble Lion showcased their dominance with impressive wins, while Mount Pleasant Football Academy maintained their lead at the top of the table. The battle for playoff spots remains fierce as teams like Waterhouse and Montego Bay United continue to push for a spot in the top six. With only a few games remaining in the season, every point becomes crucial as teams aim to secure their positions in the standings and qualify for the playoffs.

[samethunderroll]

Absolute queen 👸

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Wake up!!!!

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