#daniel molloy voice you need therapy louis
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i lied im still here. and still thinking about louis condemning himself to seventy seven long, miserable, boring, dull years, seventy going on eighty decades of suffocation by a loveless joyless marriage because he thought he was hurting lestat (and he was. but not for the reson he thought) when all he wanted was just to go back to him
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IWTV S3 Promo/Teaser: Freaking Out - Lestat & Daniel are Unhinged
As usual, Imma try to go frame by frame thru AMC's IWTV S3 promo, but I was laughing so hard I had one hand slapped over my forehead trying not to pass out and die--WHAT am I looking at in the year of our lord 2024!? π«£ AMC is so goated for doing this!
Daniel oughta be sued for this alone--he should've tracked down Damek if he just needed a random blonde white guy if Lestat refused to show up! XD STUNT QUEENS!
Mark Johnson: "I think he's entertaining someone?" Daniel: "Do we have insurance for homicide?"
Yeah, YOURS! π
And they got the gallon of blood in a pewter goblet, WHY? XD That don't even look warm! π
Daniel: "That HIM. Jesus Christ, look at him!"
By the tone of his voice I can't tell if Daniel was creaming himself or pissing himself, or both. π
LESTAT IS WEARING CLAUDIA'S YELLOW COLOR I AM UNWELL NOBODY TOUCH ME ππ
Mark Johnson: Mr. Lioncourt, hi, Mark Johnson, I'm the executive producer. We talked on the phone a couple of times; we're really excited about the-- Lestat: I don't remember you. Mark Johnson: --documentary.... Ok.
GOD. π€£π€¦
Sam's midriff, I can't; Carol Cutshall, Imma send you my therapy bills.
Get this coked out queen off my dang screen. π€£π€¦
Not the blood-red choker where Louis slit his throat-- He wears blood like jewels, y'all! XD You can't talk about Louis now, hypocrite! π
Christine Claire: You have 45 minutes and he's gone. Daniel: Who the f**k are you? Staff: This is Christine Claire, Mr Lioncourt's lawyer.
REALLY, Les? Really?
Staff: Hair and makeup, now-- Lestat: Do I look like I need you? π
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ππ» This diva bish.
Lestat: There's a goblet on the table. π§Ώππ§Ώπͺ Daniel: You don't like the goblet? Can we get rid of the goblet, please, thank you~!
The way Lestat death-stares the poor sound-man just for being dehydrated, omg.
"Armand told the truth" tattoo--are y'all effing kidding me? π€£ Daniel Molloy and cinematographer Jesse M. Feldman; you've got a mole in your studio!
Lestat is PIIIIIISSSED! π€£At long last, the meme has been realized!
Daniel: I see you have my book there, what do you think--*choking*
Oml, Lestat's finna kill Daniel by the end of this interview! π I am DYING of laughter, y'all.
"I am The Vampire Lestat. I'm immortal...more or less. The light of the sun...the sustained heat of an intense fire.... These things might destroy me. But then again...they might not.
Sam, you WERK, bish!
His vocals on the song snippet sound REALLY good! While I'm bummed we won't get that Nu Metal sound from the QotD movie, I'm glad they're going with Euro-sounding Glam Rock for AMC!Lestat!
Nice nod to Count Dracula's ah-ah-ah laugh! XD
They just CANNOT decide which contacts to give this man, it's hilarious at this point.
What on earth is he doing? XD
God, he's killed someone on set. XD
Louis finna show up at the studio with the divorce papers this time. XD
Nope, that face won't save you now! XD
Lestat once Daniel's done tearing his dignity to shreds.
He's cracked, your honor.
This promo was SO much fun, omg, I haven't laughed like that in a hot minute; thank you AMC! β€οΈ
#interview with the vampire#the vampire lestat#lestat de lioncourt#amc immortal universe#lmfao bye#the hype is real#must see tv
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