#dani gets bday messages

[khaleesiofalicante]

Dani!!! I forgot to send this message earlier (it has been a very long day) but it’s still David’s birthday in my time zone! thank you for creating David beauchamp hes going thru it these days but I love him a lot 💛I love how he loves books and languages and silly rom coms and Taylor swift and max!! He loves max so damn much!!! I love how he always chooses kindness (except like fmf arguably but anyway) I love David and hope he had a lovely bday im off to read his story :)

Thank you so much 💛💛

He spent his birthday reading and getting lots of kisses 🥰

[troutpopulation]

part 2 of bday drama ohhh my god

So Sophia and I are chill and I'm just focusing on having a great time and celebrating Dani. I forgot to mention but in the few days before Seattle, Sophia had started showing up randomly at my doorstep, one of which times I was going out to dinner with my boyfriend (who hates Sophia bc of how she's treated me) to bring me tea. Again. She keeps bringing tea to my house. It's very awkward and in the car my bf is like Are you ok were you expecting her? It's kinda funny (evil) that she couldn't show up here once when u needed it but is now like. Frequenting your porch.

Anyways in Seattle Sophia is completely sucking my dick the entire time asking me constant questions about my interests, laughing way too loud at my jokes, and like, almost ignoring everyone else which was embarrassing because we are there FOR DANI. At this point I still care about Sophia, I love her but I don't fucking like her. I don't want to embarass her or make her feel bad but I want her to stfu and leave me alone.

We were alone at one point and she started apologizing again and I was like ah. Uh. Let's keep that at home please lol! Time and place lol!

But anyways she kept asking me constant questions about my interests. Like one every 40 seconds. The questions get so constant I am like, not mad at this point but after the 6th question (one of which she WOKE ME UP) in the car to ask, I was fighting the urge to be like CAN We Play The Quiet Game? Let's see how long we can hold our breath!!! It was all very fun questions about geology and geotechnics but like fuck man the drive was over an hour long and she asked ONLY ME a question every other minute STOP TALKING LOL

She left a day early planned bc of her schedule she had a con that Sunday, and that Sunday night after going to a drag show and a club I call my bf to see how he and our puppy are and bc I miss him. Megan walks into the room and she's like he's still on the phone right? He says hi.

She says hey uh. Sophia just messaged me and said she wants to talk to your bf about planning something for your bday. My jaw drops.

I invited her reluctantly to my bday plans as a formality so I didn't completely exclude her and break up the group. But only if multiple ppl came and I didn't need to talk to her. Most people are going to Fanimecon or working on my bday so I canceled my bday plans. And so she has now taken it upon herself to plan my bday for me as a sort of "look what I did for you take me back!!!" Thing

[whitechocolate]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY DANI!!!!!!! I hope you have a wonderful day and you get to like f*ck bbh or something idk idk you know how it is!!😌😍💖✨❣️🥳

MARIEEEEE HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU TOO BDAY TWINNY I LOVE U IM IGNORING THE SECOND HALF OF UR MESSAGE AHHHH😍😍😍 tell chansung and sunggyu i say hi ;) ….

[poetofthedyingstars]

“playing pretend”

charlie dalton x gn!reader

warning: swearing, fluff, i didn't proofread because i don't want to hate it so. u know.

note: happy bday bestie, @fandomfiish !! try to enjoy this cringey rush written romance cliche!! have the best day! all the love x

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your phone won’t stop ringing - this is like, what? the seventh time charlie called you today? your phone has been non stop vibrating since you woke up this morning and you chose to ignore it. if you can ignore seven missed calls, what’s ten more right? that’s what you thought ten seconds ago but it’s starting to get on your nerves. it’s too much and you can’t focus on your work anymore so when your phone rang for the eighth time, you angrily picked up the phone and answered him.

“y/n-”

you didn’t even let charlie finish what he was saying. “no. i still don’t want to.”

“oh, come on! it’s just for ONE day!”

the truth is, charlie was bothering you because he wanted you to play the role of his ‘lover’ for a school reunion party. and you kept telling him no. why would you, anyways. it’s just a bit annoying. playing pretend with charlie wasn’t really a new thing between the two of you. heck, you’ve been playing pretend with him as ‘just a friend’ for years now. and when you finally decided to move on from that phase of your life, he asked you to be his fake date. talk about bad timing, am i right? somewhere in this universe, the cupid is laughing at you and you just want to punch that baby-faced stupid archer for playing with your fate.

“well, i’m busy that day! i have tons of work to do and you’ve been nothing but a nuisance to me!” says you.

“please? just please please please go with me?”

“why can’t you ask anyone else? you’re a social butterfly, aren’t ya? go ask one of your other friends, instead.”

“but i only want to go with you.”

there he is again, making your heart skip a beat and adding butterflies in your stomach that pretty much have been looking like a butterfly sanctuary ever since you acquired this feeling for him. he flutters your system, deranges them in a way no one else could. this is annoying. the worst part is he doesn’t even know what he’s doing to you. fuck it.

just this one, you said. this is the last. after this fake date thing, you’re definitely going to move on. charlie did say it’s just a one time thing. you sighed.

“fine.”

“fine…?” you can feel charlie smiling through the phone.

“fine. i’ll go. but you owe me one, ok?”

“don’t worry, y/n. we’re going to have the best time of our lives.”

“yeah.” you hope so.

-

ugh. you have been smiling at everyone since you arrived with charlie and it is wearing you off. smile here, smile there. “hi, i’m charlie’s date.” here and there. you’ve heard a lot of embarrassing stories of charlie being a reckless dumbass tonight, nothing you haven’t heard before. you wouldn’t say you didn’t enjoy it but your social battery sure is running low. your shoes are killing you from standing too much, your face muscles hurts everytime you force a smile or a chuckle. you wanted to go home but charlie is nowhere to be found.

where is he? you impatiently tap your feet on the floor, pouring yourself another glass of wine. you weren’t really paying attention to your surroundings because you’re focused on your phone, texting charlie multiple messages all at once. you didn’t notice someone approaching the table you were at and when you looked up from your phone, you were surprised to find someone familiar there.

“dani?” you asked, still unsure if you’re seeing them right. they smiled at you.

“y/n! it’s been a long time, never thought i’d see you here!”

“the feeling is mutual. how have you been, huh?”

they chuckled. dani was an old friend - you actually had a crush on them long before charlie. this is becoming such a weird night. you conversed with dani, forgetting charlie for a bit. you catched up with each other and stuff.

“are you here with someone? cause, if you’re not… i know a really good cafe nearby.”

“oh, actually.. i, uh-” you hesitated for a moment. should you tell dani about charlie or…? you did say you’re going to move on from charlie. this might be the chance for that. but then again. all of a sudden, someone grabbed your waist from behind your back. you smelled the strong scent first and then you heard his voice speaking so close to you. you looked beside you and there he is, charlie.

“hey. who’s this?” he asked in a low voice. there’s something about charlie’s demeanor right now that you can’t quite place. is he…? no. you’re probably seeing things because of the wine. yeah. just the wine.

“dani. charlie, right?”

charlie nodded. he didn’t spare another glance to dani, instead he looked at you. determined to ignore the third party with hopes of driving them away. you frowned at him.

“actually, we need to go now.” charlie said and started to pull you away from the table. before you can protest, he tugged your hand.

“call me!” was all you heard from dani as you and charlie swam against the crowd towards the exit.

“what’s your problem?” you shouted, trying to get out of his grasp. he just walked, still holding your wrist.

“charlie.” no answer.

“charlie!”still no response.

you stopped walking. “CHARLIE.”

he stopped.

“what the heck’s your problem?”

he faced you. “you. you’re my problem.”

you frowned. “what? are you fucking kidding me? this - what? you do know you’re the one who force me to come here with you and now you’re the one who’s fucking pissed off? fuck you, charlie. honestly, what the fuck.”

“that’s not the issue!”

“what? tell me!”

“are you dense? i’ve been hinting at you all night! I LIKE YOU.”

that shut you up.

“what?”

“damn it, y/n.. i’ve been hinting that i like you for years now. i don’t even know whose more dumb between the two of us.”

you weren’t sure if you were dreaming or not but you wish it was real. is this real? you’re speechless.

“say something. don’t leave me in the dark.”

“you’re so stupid. if you just told me about this directly.”

silence.

“i like you too, you know?” you avoided his gaze. this is so embarrassing. “i thought i was the only one. so i didn’t say anything but i swear. if you just told me, we’re probably married right now.”

“is it too late for us?”

you looked at him. “maybe… not? i know a really good cafe nearby… if you want to-”

charlie grinned. “are we dating?”

you wanted to melt on the spot. this is so awkward. “i guess.”

charlie took your hand.

“buckle up. we’re going to have the best night of our life.”

[chillyravenart]

What type of sleeping habits do you believe some characters have? Just like Jon, Dany, Arya, the other five Stark children, Tyrion... (I honestly believe our baby Jon snores together with his dire-wolf XD) Thank you for your time and happy birthday!❤️🖤🎂

That's such an interesting question haha never gotten this before! I really don't know what to say tbh, I just take their their sleeping patterns how they are in the books: ETERNALLY TIRED.

Jon and Arya are soldiers at heart, so their sleeping is very utilitarian and short. Jon probably wishes he could get a full 8 hours. Plenty of wolf dreams/warging for too. No rest for the wicked. Bran's third eye is open now so his sleep is spent in Summer's skin. They must all growl a little in their sleep - Arya definitely does according to Brusco's daughters. Rickon is straight up lupine in nature at this point (thanks to Mama Shaggydog) so he sleeps all curled up like his wolf and snaps his teeth at anyone who tried waking him up. Sansa sleeps fitfully (nightmares) but on a good night, she's probably the best sleeper of all the Stark kids. Early to bed, early to rise, that kinda thing.

Dany doesn't get her beauty sleep either, which is fine because she DOESN'T NEED IT lmao. It's also mentioned a few times how she reads the histories Jorah gave her for her wedding, so I'm certain she reads a little before bed to keep her mind off things. She also probably runs warm like her dragons. The prettiest, most angelic sleeper ever. Dreams of her faceless lover who is comely and young, and of her dragons and ancestors but rarely remembers her dreams in the mornings because there's so much else going on in her life.

Tyrion goes to sleep perpetually drunk at this point, with dreams of vengeance and grandeur so I can't really say much else lol. Same as Cersei, only she probably has steamy dreams about Rhaegar she wouldn't tell a soul. Cersei is also the type to hog all the covers. Oh and shoutout to Naomi for this one but Jaime and Cersei both go to bed in rollers and a hair cap (well Jaime did before he went for the chop) to maintain their luscious curls.

That's all I could come up with lmao I hope that was sufficient 😆 and thank you so much 💕❤ (it's long gone btw people FYI no bday messages please😂)

[loveireandblog]

Stop the world I want to get off I've been crying since 5pm and it's nearly 9pm because dani .......dani just dani and family and dani and my brother and an insight qbt what he thinks and my birthday and the fqct I prompt into people's head and I'm here n people r .....I'm not saying cos I'm crying u don't say when ur crying it is extremely good I have been waiting for this n holding my breath for years for fucking years and I should NOT HAVE BEEN EITHER just crying crying crying crying

This always happens around my bday people dani drops b*mbs !!!! As earl said as I was just losing it he was like did u just leave her message and I went no I said what the fuck u can't just Spring that on me n he was like don't scare her !! N I wS like oh no I ...said like this is insane etc n she sent me sorry xoxoxoxoxo in capital letters n he started laughing n it's still just circling in my head n making me dizzy:

Thats so dani

[thing-you-do-with-that-thing]

Women United

Characters: Y/N Ackles, Danneel Ackles, Jensen Ackles, Jared Padalecki, Genevieve Padalecki

Pairing: Danneel x Reader x Jensen

Warnings: J2 being J2. And Kari being Kari and wishing Ana a happy bday in her own way!     

Word Count: 1100ish

A/N: Happy birthday Ana @percywinchester27 - I love you sweetheart. Please don’t kill me ;)

Thanks to the ever amazing @mysupernaturalfics for betaing this one for me.

***My fics are not to be saved nor posted on any other sites without my express written permission.***

You were laying on the hotel room bed with a pout on your face, flicking through the channels, not really in the mood to watch anything. The only thing you were in the mood for was to strangle your moron husband and his idiotic best friend, but you were pretty sure murder was frowned upon even in Canada.

“Urgh,” you growled when your phone rang for what seemed to be the one millionth time that evening. You tossed yourself across the bed, laying on your stomach to reach the phone in your jeans you had shed along with your bra before jumping into bed. You intent had been to turn the pestering thing off, but when you saw your wife’s face flash across the screen rather than your husbands, you thought better of it.

You missed Danneel. It had been your first birthday you hadn’t spent with her since the three of you got together. In your mind, it had been a consolation that at least you still got to spent the day with Jensen until the douche nozzle had messed that up too. You quickly rolled back onto the bed to sit against the headboard before answering the phone.

“Hi, Dani.”

“Y/N/N, thank God! Where are you? Jensen has been texting and calling me like crazy. I just woke up to like 30 messages and missed calls. What happened? Where are you, sweetie?” Danneel rambled, instantly making you feel a little guilty for worrying them that much. That was right up until the image of the clown waving at you after jumping out in front of you, scaring you half to death, reentered your mind.

“Hiding at the Pinnacle,” Y/N muttered into the phone. “I am sorry I scared you, Dani. I didn’t think our jackass husband would freak out and call you.” The pout on your lips was more than visable in your voice and Danneel sighed deeply though the phone.

“Oh dear. What did those two idiots do this time?” she asked and you couldn’t help but smile a little, impressed with how well she knew your husband. If he had gotten himself into trouble with you on your week shooting in Vancouver, it seemed only logical to her that Jared had been part of whatever landed Jensen in the shithouse.

“They took me to a restaurant,” you started to explain and the tears started to press against your eyes at the memory. “It had clowns,” you voice came out barely above a whisper, while Danneels on the other hand was a shriek.

“They did not?!”

“They did. And one jumped out in front of me and it hugged me,” you tattled feeling a bit better hearing the anger in your wife’s voice.

“Oh, they are getting their asses handed to them,” Danneel fumed, before you started begging her to not tell them where you were. You knew you were acting like a child, but you really didn’t want to see Jensen or Jared anymore tonight. You just wanted to sleep and try and suppress the memory of today ever happening from your mind.

“Sweetie, I know they were acting like morons but they both love you and Jay is really worried. How about I tell him to just not stop by okay?” Danneel tried to reason with you and you instinctively stuck your bottom lip out sulking like a small kid even if you knew she couldn’t see you.

“Okaaaay,” you drew out the word, causing Danneel to laugh, a sound that never failed to put a smile on your lips.

“You sound like Birdie,” Danneel teased making you giggle.

“Well, she one of the cutest kids I know so I am not gonna take that as an insult,” you sassed back, making Danneel laugh harder, before she started talking again.

“We are going to get them back don’t you worry. I am texting Gen right now. She just told me she is gonna get a giant 3D bear poster to hang in their hallway welcoming Jared home Friday,” she revealed, making you snort with laughter. Jared really hated bears, so much he actually downloaded a bears scaring app to his phone even if he lived in Texas. Jensen and you had both made fun of him for it more than once, but a poster like that would be the perfect revenge. You’re only regret was that you weren’t going to see his reaction.

“Can you ask her to set up the Nanny Cam in the hall to though?” you giggled, making Danneel laugh.

“Oh you bet! And we are posting both that video and the one we are gonna get of Jensen’s reaction to the 20 vintage dolls I am planning on decorating our hall with to our instagrams.”

You were now almost rolling of your bed laughing, so happy that you had decided to take your wife’s call. No matter how you felt Danneel always had a way of making you feel better. Tonight had been no exception.

When the two of you finally stopped laughing, Danneel’s tone drop sultry drawl, “and when you get home baby, I am gonna show you what your birthday should really had been like. We are gonna spend all day in bed, while Jay watches the kids,” Danneel promised and an involuntary moan fell from your lips.

You knew just how giving Danneel could be and she never failed to make good on her promises. This weekend was going to be a happy one, even if Jensen was going to be sulking for the better part of it. He earned that.

“You know darling? I think you just replaced the nightmare I was going to have with a very wet dream of you between my legs,” you teased, in your most seductive tone making Danneel giggle.

“I’m glad to be of service,” she answered you, the smile in her voice evident. “Just try and not to kill our husband tomorrow? I am kinda attached to his dorky, idiotic ass.”

“Yeah... “ you sighed laying back on the bed, closing your eyes, exhausted from the day’s events and long hours filming, “he does have a nice ass.”

“Go to sleep you dirty bird,” Danneel laughed, knowing your mind tended to go straight into the gutter the moment you started getting sleepy and you smiled already feeling yourself drift off.

“Mmmkay. Night Dani. I love you,” you answered, hearing Danneel make a kissy noise into the phone and her declaration of love was the last thing you heard before dreamland called you.

“I love you too, Y/N/N. Sweet dreams, my love.”

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[heartsoftruth]

So Bruna is attending Nadine' birthday party (akward btw 🐸☕️) so we should probably expect Ney to post a picture of her there or we get a picture finally of her and Nadine/Rafa...either ways we should expect a brumar circus from this 😂

Maybe Carol and Davi will go back to live in Brazil now that Neymar’s living with Bruna. I really hope that’s not the case, though seeing she seems to be the jealous type that could be a possibility :/

Carol and Davi live in Barcelona, because of Ney. So as long as he plays there she will live there I think. Nothing to do with Bruna. Besides we’ve seen they can both have fun.  Nothing going on between them. All ok. Just like Carol said previously. 

Bruna had a better seating than carol dang I wasn’t expecting that whatsoever. I thought she would hang out with Bianca and dani but instead she’s with adenacia and Rafa. I wonder where carol is sitting cause if u watch adencacia snap and look at what she’s wearing and watch adaoratattoo snap after you see bruna sitting next to adenaciaANON *I think this is part 2 btw??*: All seriousness Rafa changes who she hangs out with alll the time their was the Julia tata period the raissa period then the carol period then the adenacia period now it’s her bruna n adenacia. I really hope that carol doesn’t get distanced now that his family is getting closer again with bru

ANON: I’m soooooooo shocked Rafa just ditched carol like that for bruna. I don’t know who uses people more Rafa or bruna. Rafa hung out with carol all the time these past few months in Spain and now brumar is back she switched back to being best friends with bruna again. N same for bruna wasn’t she like best friends with Bianca n dani. No offense but that whole group is super shady n sneaky. I see why they all deserve to be a family especially brumar. Super immature n self centered

Carol was probably all over the place during the party (in a good way). Socializing; since she also knows the people more/is closer to them. And Davi was also there so she also had to take care of him and look out for him. Besides Carol was singing on stage HAHAHAH 😂😂👏🏽 Girl had so much fun (from what it seemed) and in those 2/3 snaps she wasn’t in… That’s just a moment. Who cares?? We all know Ney’s fam adores Carol and especially Rafa first. There were plenty of moments with Carol.

You can’t expect Rafa to be like fuck off Bruna. She’s dating her brother; she HAS to at least be nice to her haha.

Now Brumars are comparing Bruna to Beyoncé …what is this mess 😂

(this gif btw😂😂 Finally I can use it haha)Bruna looked gorgeous at Nadine’s party, but there is only one Queen B. 

I’ll never understand why Neymar’s friends/family always throw party’s on a weekday lol. I would hate attending one. Wbu?

Well they do throw good parties so I would go and maybe dance a little with Gil haha. In college you will sometimes attend classes with a hangover or little sleep 😂😂

Anonymous said:I knew she was going to be there coz the guest list isn’t that intimate and will be very noticeable had she been absent I thinkAnonymous said:So carol’s whole family is there..I guess today is the day they all meet davi’s ‘potential step mum’…let’s hope it’s not too awkward haha

Anonymous said:Sorry I should have explained🙈I meant we were going to get a 'perfect’ picture of both of them that will go viral and I see I was right.only her pic with Bruna is like that,the rest of her pictures with guests are in the party and normal party pics.i don’t know if u get what I mean? (Looks staged not an 'in the moment’ picture) I work in PR and get paranoid about stuff like this sorry🙈

Anonymous said:I am the anon explaining about the picture.i should probably add that I don’t think brumar is a PR relationship but there are some elements of PR that exist in their relationship especially lately

Anonymous said:Maybe the anon meant a red carpet event pic as opposed to a normal picture ?

Hahha, or you send this message twice or I am getting ‘catfished’ haha. 

Yeah but all of the photos that were released by that Insta-account (photography agency or something) posted new pics (almost all with Bru), but now deleted all the photos xD. Hmmkay???

Anonymous said:Nadine didn’t even have to go to her own party lol there was hardly pics of her n the only pics u saw of her was cause bruna was in them. N same I didn’t think she would go without ney or even be so buddy buddy up with Rafa. I was very surprised.

Anonymous said:I wasn’t expecting her , well she is her daughter in law solo

I saw many pics of Nadine, but also many of Bruna indeed. 

Anonymous said:How awkward neither nadine,Rafaela or neymar follow cah momAnonymous said:Lol bruna and Rafa get along well you can poc of them at nadine bday so all the haters can go …

Anonymous said:Carol is always happy 😂 I love it! No wonder Davi is always hyped and happy mixed with ney’s energy and playfulness as well

Anonymous said:Scenes when Bruna travels back to Barca with Carol and Davi 😂 complete meltdown from both shippersAnonymous said:Yaaas Carol and Bruna together dancing this will hopefully shut up many haters!!

Anonymous said:Neymar’s 25th party is going to be sooo wild seeing how nadine’s party was.There is a match the day before and no match after till the 11th so knowing him there’ll definitely be a big party in Barca..Bruna will establish herself as a Barca wag at the party 🤗can’t wait! Hoping Carol shows up as wellAnonymous said:Did u see the video of Neymar pai and bruna? At the end he looks so uninterested 😅Anonymous said:Bruna looked way too tipsy lol but I mean I would be too to break the uncomfortable feeling in my pit being around ppl I know whose skeptical about me lol..

Anonymous said:I feel like Ney and Bruna are really serious about their relationship this time around when Bruna is attending his mom’s bday without him. it’s a huge thing and I feel smth is going on behind the scenes we don’t know about.. like maybe talks of engagement or smth… I just feel bad because it feels so rushed and I don’t think they truly fit together. I don’t get it… :/

Anonymous said:I’m so happy for Ney everyone is getting along cause we all know how much his friends and family mean to him ❤️wish he and Bruna the best and I hope she starts to stand up for him this time!

Anonymous said:That pic with carol her dad and bruna👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾😍Anonymous said:Carol’s eyes! Damn 😍😍😍she has gorgeous eyes.i wish Davi took hers or ney’s eye colour :(

Anonymous said:I honestly wish Ney and Bru all the best and hope it lasts this time bcos it kind of feels different this time with involvement of their families…but something still seems off to me and I feel like they are both trying too hard to make it work because of the idea of 'brumar powerful Brazilian couple’ rather than because of the relationship itself..I hope they don’t end up hurting eachother,they both deserve happiness

OPinions. I loved that vid (and pic) of Carol and Bruna btw. Finally both Ca- &Brumar shippers see they get along well. And I think everyone was tipsy at the end of the night haha. 

Anonymous said:Yeah fernanda was there she posted it on her insta snap

Oooo ok! I have no idea what her insta is but sweet that she still gets invited. 

So I see Ney’s little cousin is there 👀

HAHAH she was?? THAT one or? That would be hella awkward haha. 

[danisavin]

-- - hey there, munberrians; you know what time it is: starter call time!! but this is no ordinary starter call. why, you may ask? because this sunday, august 6th will officially mark one year of dani savin *cries for my baby* this smol feisty lil wild danger ball has won my heart ten times over, and i hope they’ve won yours too. they’ve grown up so much (not really) and i’m so proud of them and they never would have grown at all if it wasn’t for all of you lovely writers, so give yourselves a well earned pat on the back ♡ i luff you magical humans. 

-- - ANYWAYS-- i’m currently running six threads with one potential starter coming from the illustrious professor aynesworth sometime soonish (just take your time maggie, love. no rush at all ♡) so i’m going to open up slots for three, possibly four more threads in the coming days. school is fast approaching (last year of undergrad LAWRD *distant screaming*) and my work schedule is winding down, but that doesn’t mean i’m not going to be busy, hence i’d like to pace myself to avoid getting overwhelmed. threads are first come first serve, with priority to new muns and characters. to book a thread, shoot me a message and we’ll talk plots. it’s best to have something in mind before we chat, but we can always brainstorm together if you’re stuck ;3 kcat mun is nice like that. i’ve included a short summary of dani and some likely locations below; however, you need not restrict yourself to those options!! i’m game for creative threads, so do throw your crazy ideas at me and i’ll see what i can do.

reserved threads:

    ☆ @xxtuaharjunaxx -- ON HOLD     ☆ @roisin-abbott -- location tbd     ☆ @thisbrutalbelle -- beach bday adventure thread     ☆ @gracevilliers -- house warming party     ☆ @lasirenaelena -- location tbd

who the f*ck is this weirdo?

-- - an informational blurb for those who don’t yet know dani or need a refresher: dani savin is the adopted child of fane savin, 400+ year old vampire who is the local museum director and an archaeologist. he lives in jamara and throws rad annual parties (he’s lived in town for about a century, give or take). dani was adopted at two years old, so they’ve pretty much lived in soapberry their whole life, barring the seven years they decided to go AWOL after some sensitive father-daughter drama. during that time, they not only established their own archaeology career, but dove into the wonderful world of the criminal arts. they’re a thief, a smuggler, and essentially your friendly local neighborhood indiana jones (also a punk rock hoe). they’ve been living back in town for a year now and have picked up a new occupation as an anthropology professor at soapberry springs university -- but don’t worry, they’re definitely still having their adventures on the side. they like to consider themself “semi-nocturnal,” which basically means they’re either sleeping until the afternoon and going to bed in the very late evening or going full nocturnal for the day. they have normal days sometimes, but they hate mornings, so they avoid conventional schedules as much as possible. for almost six months (on august 14th!), they’ve been in a steady relationship with their childhood best friend, sam floros, a nerdy hipster witch florist. they consider themselves “partners” and soulmates. NERDS. these two also have a local band called Samhain that plays gigs around town and at local festivals and the like. that’s about it for basics.

-- - good with: dead things, swords, football (soccer), drinking people under the table, self-defense, meditation & yoga, star wars, guitar & violin, thieving & sneaking, being a rad prof, getting into trouble, dealing with cursed objects and supernatural threats, sex, dogs & horses, prank wars, throwing shade, rock music, fleetwood mac, dragons, tea, being smol

where can i find this strange muffin?               

-- - i’m glad you asked, dear munberry! you’re likely to find dani at any of the following places and in any of these potential scenarios (and so much more!):  

☆ pubs / bars / nightclubs -- in that order. dani loves a good drink and a fun night out; they also play the occasional gig at pubs and bars (as well as cafes and coffee shops on late nights) ☆ pyewacket -- their loft is in this neighborhood, so you might find them hanging about ☆ vinegar tom -- sneaking around for criminal stuff or headed to Speakeasy, a jazzy bar joint for the criminally inclined (which requires a password or the company of a regular to get in); this is also a good place for trouble, as is the underground ☆ the museum -- the workplace of their father and a place full of fond memories as well as ancient and historical items of interest ☆ sbsu -- the university! their office is on the fourth floor of the anansi building and has an open door policy during official hours; they have various anthropology and archaeology lectures as well as labs year-round (including interim terms); you may also find them participating in recreational football (soccer) games, rounds of frisbee on the green, or LGBTQA+ functions  ☆ the old growth forest -- dani really likes hiking and camping, but also just exploring in general  ☆ meadowsweet -- sam’s flower shop and apothecary; they lend a hand here when they have time to spare or they’re just bored and want to spend their spare time with their partner ☆ cemeteries / graveyards / haunted sites -- they just... really like dead things?? it’s the osteologist in them. maybe the vampire parentage too. or the teenage goth phase. who knows? 

[jamieroxx]

Thank You So Much Everybody! For all the Birthday Messages and Posts! You guys Rock! really made my day and a Fantastic End to a super BDay Vacation. I am really lucky to have so many friends, fans and listeners and people who dig what I'm doing. You guys are the Tops! Really made my day! You guys are the best! We are back home now and I will be posting more pics and stuff later. Dani and I have a full schedule for the next two weeks, lots on our plates. She's helping getting a Brand new Ulta Store ready to open here in the area and had a whole slew of orders roll in. I've got a full week of new Pop Roxx Radio Shows, a big Art Show coming up with all Brand New Pop Noir Paintings, a Halloween get together and couple of other projects that are happening. I mean yeah we just went on vacation, but now we are both def back into the game hard core. Gotta keep that Hustle on and all. Thanks again Everybody! Again You guys all Rock!

[seraphjimin]

Thank you for all the lovely Birthday messages you sent me yesterday <3  I’ll keep the rest of them unposted now, but that doesn’t mean I didn’t see them and feel your love and best wishes ;u; <3 <3

I wouldn’t be here without you guys and I love you very much.

[khaleesiofalicante]

Dani, sincerely, I NEED drunk jace headcanons for his bday. You do them the best please please please! Imagine how funny drunk Jace is 😩

Jace’s drink of choice (to get drunk) is a cosmopolitan (or four 😎). He tried to be a whiskey man. But he didn’t like the taste and he actually likes the tiny umbrellas he gets with his cosmos. (Alec! Look how pretty th-Alec why are you screaming!!!)

Jace has so far, at least four times, tried to drunk propose to Clary. He actually did once. But neither remember it because they were born shit drunk.

One drink Jace is emotional. Two drink Jace is brutally honest. Three drunk Jace is clingy af. Four drink Jace only talks in a British accent. Five drink Jace takes off his clothes.

Once when he was super drunk, Jace broke into Alec’s apartment and cuddled with chairman meow.

He also once wrote a poem for Magnus (in a language none of them speak) and did a dramatic recital. Magnus is still trying to translate it.

Jace sends cute messages to Kit when he is drunk. Most of them are Taylor Swift song lyrics in the form of life advice. (Kit does not live tweet this shit. Nope)

Jace has only ever thrown up on when he was hammered. And it was on Simon’s guitar. Simon still doesn’t know.

Jace is a karaoke beast when he is drunk.

The worst drunk duo are Jace and Izzy. It’s Alec’s worst nightmare. They basically just get into an argument about who loves Alec more. (Magnus wins, Alec announces every time! Bro, he wasn’t even part of the debate. Jace would argue. I SAID WHAT I SAID)

Jace does not get hangovers. Stupid Angel blood.

[seraphjimin]

happy birthday dani!! hope you get everything you wished for today!

･:*:･(*/////∇/////*)･:*:･

[seraphjimin]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY

THANK YOU FRIEND (∩ﾟ∀｀∩)

[seraphjimin]

Happy Birthday~!! I hope your day is wonderful & lovely, you totally deserve all the good things~!

ヽ(*⌒∇⌒*)ﾉthank youuuu~~

[seraphjimin]

Happy birthday sweetieeee!!

I’M PARTYING HARD NOW. AND THANK YOU