#danger noodles

[nebulaoftheprimes]

Az: *out of the blue turns and boops Crowley on the nose; goes back to reading*

Crowley: *has an existential crisis*

Crowley: Aziraphale is so amazing. I wonder what he's thinking about right now.

Aziraphale's thoughts: this is a snek. If you're afraid of sneks then it's a nope rope. And if a nope rope has venom then it's a danger noodle. Like the shake snek and the cober. Do not boop or you will get the hurt juice. But if you love the sneks then it's a boop noodle. Look at that cute snoot, deserves a boop. Other names for nope ropes are slippery tube dudes, hazard spaghetti, spicy noodles, caution ramen and murder spagurder

Crowley: i bet it's profound

[ghostie-juice]

Snakehogs!!

[chickengoldie]

NEW HEAD CANNON ALERTT!!!

OK OK SO I GOT BRAINWORMS AND I WANT PEOPLE TO HEAR THEM.

As a character, Phoenix doesn't have many interests other than art (I don't count beanix), and even then we don't see him really do much with art.

so new special interest headcannon

Snakes.

Yes you heard me. I want our resident silly boy to love snakes/danger noodles.

He has books on snakes, he wants a snake, he talks about snakes when given the chance

Why?

..................................

idk man.

I just think snakes are cute and I feel like Phoenix gives snake lover vibes.

also if he gets a snake this theatre nerd will 100% be naming it William Snakespeare and you cannot convince me otherwise.

anyways thanku for coming to my tedtalk about bisexual disaster lawyer man and danger noodles.

Oh and Miles thinks the way his eyes shine when he talks about snakes is adorable just letting everyone know hahahahaha I will go down with this ship.

[tokkytikky]

in other news I’ve been playing Rain World and developing trust issues

[britcision]

By the way gang Laios ran at the tentacles screaming “HEY DANGER NOODLES” in today’s Delicious In Dungeon episode and if that cannot persuade you to watch this show and go rabid with me I can’t imagine what will

(I can his name’s Mithrun and the anime-onlies won’t know why til season 2)

[charity-angel]

I'm rewatching SG1, and just thought of some Gen Z guy calling a Goa'uld "the ultimate Nope Rope" and I can't stop laughing

[meedup]

Dusa fanart, from bestgame Hades!

[blu3cl0v3rs]

Lloyd and Morro give Green and Black Mamba vibes.

For context, I saw this post on the Red-Headed Krait

And went, "oo, pretty snake" and looked them up, cuz the colors reminded me of Mr. E. So, obviously my brain went "I wonder what kind of snake Morro would be", because he permanently haunts my brain, so I looked up venomous green and black snakes.

I did not know the Green Mamba existed, so that drew me in, and as I read this article-thing I went "oh, this kinda reminds me of Lloyd and Morro!" because I have mental problems.

Anyways, I wanna see someone draw them as danger noodles.

[can-i-get-awahoo]

´´ C:"AZIRAPHALE?!

A:"Hello, Crowley dear!"

C:"is that really YOU!??" ``

(Tested out new pens on the software i used)

My two lads <33 both being silly little sneks having fun together!

This is a rough sketch i just did in about an hour, I just started thinking, what if both were sneks, Crowleys adorable as one so why not add Azi to the snek gang aswell!

[l1m3g0r3]

danger noodle spook moment

[daily-snek]

source

[sins-of-the-sea]

"All right--that's it. I know just how to convince you that snakes aren't as horrible to keep around as you think."

"Nothing can change my mind! They are foul and disgusting and horrifying and-

"Awwwwww, how cute-

"I AM NOT GOING TO CHANGE MY MIND!!!"

[kvotheunkvothe]

danger noodles ❤️

[kimjunnoodle]

Kys

fam the second i figure out how to Keep Yuridia Singing i will... but im pretty sure she came out with a song in the year of our lord 2024!

it's really good you should check it out!

[nightmaretheif]

So an art friend of mine on FB named @saltea0690 did a post on this meme by Theduchebagintheback (blank on second page) and i thought it would be fun to do. Including his floof, snek and a dragonfloof of their sona

art (c) Nightmaretheif

[dragonsorceress22]

fruit salad snakes