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All that I can say Is he´s my last request And I´m my own regret

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Ultrasound time! Extreme soppiness ensues

GLOW Book 2, pages 29-36

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GLOW Book 2 Pages 37-40

Short and very smoochy update guys, this is the end of the ultrasound arc but book 2 has more to offer!

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Azazel: Don’t call me Angel! I’m a heinous demon!😠

Jophiel: Oh, don’t say that, Angel. You’re wonderful.

Azazel: 😳🥺

I think they’re in love ?!

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Oooh look at that hair! :D <3

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oopsie!omens pt 8- The Globe, 1601 AD

They talk about The Arrangement, and Azazel remembers. (The next update won't be until next week, so sorry!)

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Azazel squawked, frantically, trying to do what he did best and take the fall for another, but Jophiel was far too fast for him. 

The angel's thin, wirey body had played out wide to protect the demon, to trap him the way a shark cage traps a diver and—

And the squelch was sickening. 

"What have you done?!" Azazel cried. 

Unlike, say, a snake, the Owl had exceptional vision. Although he could not perceive the color of it, the demon saw ichor seeping through the angel's sternum, where War's sword had pierced him. 

Jophiel merely smiled. "I did what I should have done a long time ago, I think. If anybody should have fallen it was me, Aziraphale—wasn't that your name?" He toppled sideways with a shudder and a low, pained moan. 

The dust did not deserve his blood. 

Azazel, the barn owl, the Banshee, did what he was known best for, he screamed. It was a terrifying, threatening sound, and it did it's purpose: War skittered away into the darkness.

"You have so- so much faith in the Almighty, angel," Jophiel whispered. The words hitched. Ichor spilled from his lips. "And I have so much faith in you. Look at you.... You're brilliant," ================================================

"And I have so much faith in you. Look at you.... You're brilliant,"

OKAY SO JUST!!! ABSOLUTELY BRILLIANT!!! AND YET AGAIN YOU'VE PREDICTED SOMETHING (not telling u what) THAT I'VE ALREADY WRITTEN UP !!!!! I wish I had more energy to finish this, but i still needed to draw something otherwise I was going to go crazy! AMAZING WRITING!!!!! THANK YOU!!!!!

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I wrote a little something inspired by the latest chapter from the wonderful oopsie!omens AU @asleepyy is writing. Definitely check out their comic here and leave some love!

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They run into each other by chance, which carries a certain irony considering Jophiel has actively been looking for him. It is a small settlement, large enough to have a sprawling market filled with voices and movement, but not the kind of place he'd expect Azazel to be. Still, if the universe wills it so, he is certainly not going to question it.

Regardless of the circumstances, the demon seems to continuously hold back an ocean of anxiety, wave after wave crashing on the rocky shores and spilling over, and today is no different. He is pressed against a stone wall at the edge of the square, the shade providing both some escape from the flickering heat and cover, keeping him hidden and inconspicuous.

Jophiel strolls through the crowd, weaving around the humans with practiced ease and picking up a ripe pomegranate from one of the stands; he pays and leaves a generous tip. Well, and he blesses the woman's sick daughter simply because he can.

By the time he has reached Azazel's spot, he has long seen him coming, wringing his hands and biting his lip bloody, which he silently takes in with a frown.

"Jophiel," he greets, his eyes wide and black as always, although at least his robe seems less tattered and more put-together than the last time they had seen each other.

"Azazel. Fruit?"

Freezing on the spot, his gaze rapidly switches between the stretched-out hand and Jophiel's face, who smiles with all the holy patience he can muster, the Metatron's words cutting thorns in the back of his throat.

"I- I've never actually..." Azazel gulps, nervous, yes, but there's an undercurrent of excitement to it, too.

Jophiel leans back against the wall, crossing his feet at the ankle and breaking the pomegranate open in an infinitesimal display of celestial power. Thin splashes of red juice wet his hands and run down his wrists, and he feels Azazel's attention heavy but not unwelcome on his skin when he lifts his arm to lick it off. A mild breeze ruffles their hair, red and white locks alike, and their fingers brush when Azazel reaches out to take his half.

"Thank you."

Pure gratitude laces his words, and they both know it is for more than the fruit. The Metatron, he decides as he watches Azazel carefully plug seed after seed out of its white shell, might be God's voice in heaven, but not here on earth. Otherwise, he would see his fragile smile and nervous ticks, hear the accidental admissions of faith and kindness, and know that there had been a mistake.

They eat in amicable silence, the noises of life and warmth flowing together into one, and while Azazel watches the crowds, Jophiel watches him.

I promise you I will fix this, he swears, and then, because the sparks of anger and dismay have yet to die and turn to ash, he speaks a prayer—a warning.

Azazel has more faith than your 'voice' does, God, and either you will take him back willingly or I will find a way to make you.

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I got commissioned by the lovely @quoththemaiden (Thank you so much for your support) to draw some Oopsie!omens wallpapers! They gave me permission to share them with you all!

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canon heights btw

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oopsie!omens pt 7- Wessex, 537 AD

Azazel's injured. Jophiel brings up The Arrangement for the first time, but not the last.

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I saw you in a dream, You were beckoning me You were the sweetest apparition, such a pretty vision The perfect hallucination.

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Is this what I should be doing?

Not in the slightest. :D

Anyway, have a bunch of Aziraphale sketches from different versions or AUs. I know the radio and book versions aren't quite the fandom's "canonical" designs, but this is how I kind of see them.

The bottom left is from @asleepyy's Oopsie!omens AU, which is actually really, really clever and in character for a reversal AU. You can check out the first one here!

And if you couldn't tell, the bottom right is supposed to be David!Aziraphale. I think I chose the wrong reference image XD

Hope ya like it!

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this is only the first part of this chapter, read the rest of it on AO3 HERE!

oopsie!omens pt5 - just before Rome, Jophiel tries to talk to Muriel and the Metatron, it doesn't go as he hopes.

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Wait.,.,.,Can Azazel’s head turn 360 degrees like owls? (I could already imagine it. ☠️)

yes he can.. it rly suprised jophiel the first time

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oopsie!omens pt 6- Rome, 41 AD.

Jophiel is in a bad mood after his chat with the Metatron, meanwhile the demon seems to be the happiest he's been. (spoiler, it doesnt last)

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this is the representation nepo babies deserve