#dangansmp au

[ultimateplaylistmaker]

Kokichi would be a member of the syndicate, nobody can deny that. Him and C!techno would be friends.

No he would NOT he would HATE the syndicate because he thinks Techno's a BIG MEAN BULLY and a THREAT to his own super secret cool nation that he is king dictator president of. Plus Kokichi would hear someone go "the only universal language is violence" and immediately fucking hate that person so so so so badly. Kokichi does not like violence, he hates killing, he would see Techno blow up Tubbo and NEVER forget it or EVER trust Techno again.

[ultimateplaylistmaker]

Okay but when in the timeline do you reckon Kokichi enters DSMP? Cause his interpersonal relationships would drastically change depending on which events he experienced firsthand vs secondhand.

But also I want to know how many events Kokichi ends up not believing at first cause he wasn't there to see it.

I've personally been basing this at like, start of the lmanburg war, but he could also come in sometime between lmanburg and manberg without much change to my thoughts

[ultimateplaylistmaker]

Saw the ask about dsmp Kokichi and had to. You know that man would be the weirdest hybrid of creatures. He's part bee part fox part slime part human part sigma if anyone asks.

and him messing up the spacing on the flag was totally on purpose too.

i fucking LOVE HIM so much im grinning so wildly i'd join his country in a heartbeat

[ultimateplaylistmaker]

Kokichi in DreamSMP sounds fun.

God that has so many variables, I don't think he'd join the lmanberg war for independence and would in fact just start his own nation but its very clearly being played as a joke so it works better then when everyone else did that later on, he does help lmanberg though, he's an ally but hes not fully on their side, he just likes the thought of the underdog upstart winning.

He ABSOLUTELY runs for president though when an election starts, im not sure who he picks as his vice, maybe he picks a horse? yeah he just brings his pet horse to be his vice. He gets a lot of votes for it honestly so not a bad move. I doubt he'd beat schlatt though, i forget how close the polls were (i voted for wilbur) though so maybe?

Since that's far too au for my liking for this concept I'm going to assume he loses like everyone else, he taunts wilbur and tommy as they're exiled but then swings around pogtopia to give them a few supplies and a few lies, usual kokichi chaos. Wilbur does not trust him at ALL but let's be fucking honest Tommy and Kokichi would get along so goddamn well they're both such chaotic gremlins with a secret loyalty side and a strong heart, they absolutely bully the SHIT out of each other but its very much a "hey only i get to call him that" kind of dynamic so Tommy's super thrilled he's here

Unfortunately there isnt much he can really do beyond slip them resources and cause a bit of chaos, especially as he still isnt even a citizen of manberg lmao. I think he pretends like he thinks techno is super cool but actually kinda hates him because lets be real techno is everything kokichi fucking hates, kokichi would hear "'the only universal language is violence" and be like "oh wow so true<3" out loud but internally be like "i hate you i think you are everything wrong with humanity and are a threat to everything i care about we are enemies"

and you know what? based for that, he's so right. If DREAM SMP Techno has no haters then I am dead, common kokichi W

Not much really changes until Tommy's exile because Kokichi IMMEDIATELY claims complete and utter credit for the fire, and so when Dream pushes for Tommy to be exiled, Kokichi tags along, which will proceed to fucking DESTROY all of dream's plans

Kokichi grabs Tommy by the hand and the moment Dream wanders off just proceeds to wander off with Tommy pointing out how he was exiled from lmanberg but he WASNT exiled from the Deceitful Independent Cool Empire so you gotta make a new home there! for your so many wives! they're starving tommy! They need a roof! your wives tommy! your wives! you gotta take care of your wives and you cant do that on this beach!

Even if Tommy protests Kokichi is not taking no for an answer here, he knows Dream's bad news, and so they just go to his country and Tommy is the first player citizen (the rest are random animals and a few villagers) and theres confetti and it's great and Tommy is both so torn between all the fucked up shit happening and his immense love for animals and chaos which is basically what DICE is all about.

Everyone is very confused about what's going on an where they are but no one...actually knows where DICE even is, he never showed it, he just talked about it, Dream is fuming

[ultimateplaylistmaker]

Honestly, who would kokichi like on the SMP besides tommy? Most of them either follow techno, either literally or in ideas, or are just a bit dickish.

I do think he enjoys Tubbo's just, pure energy of chaos. I also think he thinks Ranboos funny because of his whole memory thing which makes him a GREAT target to lie to and he wants to talk him out of the syndicate. I think he'd maybe like to poke sam because he has such funny deadpan but then sam goes a bit nuts with the prison and kokichi slowly backs away from that CLUSTERFUCK of drama.

He absolutely goes gambling with quackity at least once and they get into a good relationship but them slimecicle appears and now they're both trying to get custody of him because hes just a silly gloppy funny guy!!!

Definitely will break into George's house just to draw on his sleeping face, this is one of many reasons Dream hates Kokichi. I could also see her vibing with Puffy, honestly might become yet another Puffy kid I think she'd like the vibes. He might like Karl's stories as well, and he definitely shows up in a few tales.

I don't think he'd really have much of a connection with anyone else. Beyond making philza old jokes, he'd probably find Philza's demeanor around like possessions and items kind of upsetting and not like his connection to Techno. Probably one of the people going "you know, you could have just, not killed your son?" He gets immense amounts of bad vibes from Dream as well.

Oh no wait he also definitely hires maid hbomb for people, he just shows up, passes hbomb 5 diamonds, and then hbomb puts on the cat ears, has a magical girl transformation, and goes to flirt with a long suffering Eret who Kokichi is on strange terms with because ew traitor but also like trans rights and its not like HE was the one who got betrayed so he just pranks Eret sometimes. He hangs out at the castle sometimes when he's in trouble and be like "you cant kill me in the gay castle, thats a hate crime, i have protection" and techno's like "oh god he's right! bruhhhhh"