#dan is a yapper

[anne20055]

i wanted to make a poll on the best taken out of context dnp quotes, but there was too many.

SO these are all just from the poppy playtime chapter two video

and they’re all just from dan cause he yaps too much. i’m doing a phil one later

[tinartss]

the dan and phil of tevyat‼️

request for the haikavetham gotcha for gaza! thank you anon for your donation and also for enabling my brainrot. we are on the same wavelength 

[martitheevans]

This look legit to you guys?

[phanchester]

not to be parasocial but i need to see dan and phil in a casual dinner environment where phil is talking and asking everyone questions with dan talking at his unintelligible frequency to engage in conversation and phil interrupting the conversation he started to include dan in it and making everyone go silent so dan can repeat what he says

[dnpbeats]

preshow from yesterday!! :)

[kat-aa]

Dan: Phil Trash #1, literally, knows everything about him, can wax poetic for hours, probably.

Phil: no thoughts, head empty. doesn’t know Dan’s quote, doesn’t know Dan’s green room request. just happy to be involved. 😀

[dandp]

Dan looooves to instigate something and then pretend we're all crazy and annoying for continuing what he starts lmao. Ohhhh why are you all putting ph on everything and calling phil dainty says the king of ph-ification and mr. I have to take out the trash and lift heavy things because Phil's a dainty princess

[unwelcomecorporation]

how we feeling about the transmasc ryoshu id fellas

[maribird444]

dan be like

[royall-ass]

you guys could say me and dan reynolds get each other (im an enfp)

[fryday]

the reason dan always says "what can i say" is so he can metaphorically respond with "well i'm glad you asked" and launch into his TEDx talk

[fer3112]

On another note I can't believe Phil didn't know about Camus' Sisyphus wdym Mr language and linguistics degree doesn't know about absurdism

[hazyrockets]

bout to show up to the amsterdam phour pre show with a phedible for everyone so we can rly get some good yapping going

[martitheevans]

[evermorepeyton]

my second drawing ever on my phone lol im going to try to get better at this in the future i promise

trixie mattel on her brat era + sister daniel 💚

[milksnake-tea]

its official. i've surpassed the last df fic's word count